This is a list of quotes by Sasha

Note that Sasha's shop quotes prior to 2005 are unfounded. However, if 2005 was an update there may be a few early existing quotes.

Shop quotesEdit

[NPC] Sasha

2009 after "Save Our Shops"
  • Heya, (Username)! Welcome to Gambino Outfitters.
  • We should TOTALLY hang out sometime!
  • Oh. My. GAWD. You would NOT believe what I saw today! You would totally FREAK OUT! It was-- Oh, now I totally forgot.
  • I was talking to Moira and she was like "Isn't (Username) totally cute?" And I was like "(Username) is SO totally cute."
  • You like my shirt? It took me, like, forever to figure out how to put it on.
  • Ian is totally great but he's also, like, pretty much the weirdest dude in history. And his cat smells like low tide.
  • I might like Gino if he stopped hanging around that sweaty grossbag Liam. Ugh.
  • Isn't it totally beautiful out today?
  • I'm taking a poetry class at JC. Like, check this out: "They say my hair / is totally sweet / but deep down inside / I just want to make people happy and / I totally love world peace and baby ducks." I WROTE THAT!
  • It's like, you're here! Alright!
  • You can buy stuff by clicking on something, then click on the buy button. It's tough I know.
  • OHH! That tickles.
  • *giggles* Stop that!
  • I'm not for sale, silly!
  • Hee hee ... come on in and buy something. It will be worth your while *winks*
  • Don't you love clothes? I do. Do you? I do. Do you? I do!
  • Did you see something you like?
  • Guess what? ... Oh drat, I totally forgot what I was going to say.
  • Want me to wrap your items for you? Just click on your own items!
  • This one time, I saw this floating pink box. It was, like, cool.
  • Ian's cat makes me sneeze!
  • Ian seems to come over so much these days.

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