This is a list of quotes by Sam.
- Welcome to Sam's! Why settle for a plain ol' car when you can trick out your ride with options galore? Go on, check out my stuff!
- What're you lookin' at?
- That ride of yours is lookin' a little plain, buddy.
- I'm thinking of getting some spinners for my dog's haunches.
- They don't really make coveralls in my size...
- What? What's so funny about "Sam's Body & Parts"? I don't get it.