This is a list of quotes by Sam.

Shop quotesEdit

[NPC] Sam

  • Welcome to Sam's! Why settle for a plain ol' car when you can trick out your ride with options galore? Go on, check out my stuff!
  • What're you lookin' at?
  • That ride of yours is lookin' a little plain, buddy.
  • I'm thinking of getting some spinners for my dog's haunches.
  • They don't really make coveralls in my size...
  • What? What's so funny about "Sam's Body & Parts"? I don't get it.

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