This is a list of quotes by Radio Jack.
[NPC] Radio Jack
- Hey (Username), nice clothes. I guess "garish hobo" must be the fashion these days?
- You're asking me for help? What do I look like, a lame short girl who's easy to push around?
- Brennivin's kind of a dolt, but he has a sweet setup here so I let him hang out with me.
- Did I just hear you say "Jack's so cute"? Because, call me crazy, I thought I just heard, "Jack, please break my face."
- Quit crowding me, kid.
- Quit bragging kid.
- No wonder you're not at the kissing booth. Your mouth looks like a ditch full of broken bricks.
- Come back later, I'm only serving unrepulsive people right now.
- Your face looks like a basketball covered in potato salad covered in ants.
- Looks like my dirty newspaper collection got ruined by the rain. Oh wait, that's your face.
- You might be able to teach a pig to dance, but even that wouldn't make you interesting.
- This one's on the house: you smell like an otter's hindquarters.
- Gaian's are such sheep.