[NPC] Old Pete
- 2010 Dumpster Dive
- Step right up! Try yer luck in the ol' dumpster o' fate. Maybe you'll find a half-eaten shoe or a fancy sandwich.
- You know how to get trash outta the dumpster, right? Y'just thrust in yer fist and woggle it around.
- This dumpster has made rich men poor and poor men rich.
- Watch out fer hypodermic needles in there... if you find one, give 'er to me so's I can pick this dog hair outta my teeth.
- If'n you find anything that looks like it useda be food, lemme have it.
- There's some things a man should never eat. An entire pillowcase fulla thrown-out eggs and sausage bein' chief among 'em.
- Can't remember what's in this bag... y'want some?
- Y'got any antifreeze? I'll trade you for this glass eye I found inside ... uh, a guy's head.
- Before bein' a hobo I was a tramp, and before that I was a bum. Just havin' a drink to celebrate my promotion.
- If you see New New Pete, tell him to stop tryna poison my beard.
- Got this dent in my head durin' a game of chess. With a horse. They get real arrogant when they win.
- I seen a bee kill a horse twice. Same horse.
- Alternative Dumpster Dive quotes for non-registered/not logged in users.
- Welcome to my shop... Register to enter.
- Have ya thought 'bout registerin?
- Gaia's a cool place ta loiter about.
- I can get all kinds of free *hiccup* stuff right from this magic box.
- There's over 10,000 items waitin ta be dis... disc... *hiccup* ...discovered!
- Go ahead, 'n take a look.
- I once saw a giant head in the sky...
- ...it was groovy.
- Have ya' seen a grey cat around?
- It's like I can hear it's thoughts.
EI Report quotesEdit
- Found a samwich on the bus.
- Harf! Yeah. Watskeburt.
- My shoes got arrested.
- Found a rock today what looked real pretty. Gonna make that rock my wife.
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