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This subject is a verbatim quote guide for NPC:Diedrich.
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Apr 1
- I drew this background! Me!
- Did you know? In one pound of peanut butter, it typically can contain up to 150 bug fragments and 5 rodent hairs!
Apr 2 - Easter Quotes
- Hello! Did you know grunnies come from an egg? You can eat the eggs, but they taste like sulfur and horse blood.
- Well, bye bye! Oh, and also I hid some eggs. If you find a bunch of them, you get a fun thing!
- Bye! Bye bye for real!
Apr 16 - During Earth Day 2010
- Hello! Did you know that my green fur acts as a natural camouflage? But only when I am hiding in green slime.
- Hello! Grunnies are very amorous species. I have had over two hundred anonymous sexual encounters with other grunnies!
- Hello! Did you know that virtual items are far better for the environment than real items?
- Hello! Are you aware that pikas are all going to die soon because of rising temperatures? Bye bye, whistling hare!
Feb 4 - During Valentines 2k11
- Hugs are free, but kisses will cost you!
- My lips are so very tired and chapped from kissing night and day, but I won't quit until my shift is over!
- Fact: More germs are spread by kissing than by high fives, down lows, and wet willies combined.
- When I kiss with my eyes closed I see nothing but fire! Oh my, it is such a terrible world to behold! Ok, bye!
- Did you know that every kiss adds one millionth of a second to your life?
- Instead of kissing on the lips, grunnies take turns licking the fur off each other's forearms. Won't you join me?
2014 Quotes[]
Main article: April Fools' Day Event/Quotes
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