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All the text here is from the event, and copied verbatim from Gaia Online. This page shows the dialogue and actions that happened at the LabTech retirement party during the Halloween 2k4: Zombie Outbreak event.

Page 1Edit

[NPC] LabTech062 
Hey everyone! Come join the party!


[NPC] Gambino 
Thanks for joining us here today. I'd like to say a few words about LabTech 062. Labtech062 has been working with me for the past 30 years. His dedication and loyalty to this company has been invaluable. We are gathered here today to honor his achievements. He has truly made a difference at G Corp.
Remember G Corp's motto. "Making a difference."
Here's to LabTech062!! HIP HIP HURRAY!!


[NPC] LabTech912 
Congratulations on your retirement. I hope that Gambino gives you a great going away bonus!


[NPC] LabTech247 
LabTech247 enters and looks around smiling. "Congratulations," he says, shaking 062's hand. "After all these years, it is so amazing to know you are finally leaving."


[NPC] LabTech101 
Oh goodie! I'm not the last one here. "icon_sweatdrop.gif"
Hi boss. and higher boss... and higher boss... man, so many important people here.
*waves at uncle 062* you go!


[NPC] LabTech126 
I think that it's great that so many users came here for this bash, and what a better time to wish 062 farewell!
Good luck in the rest of your life, and Congratulations.


[NPC] LabTech138 
062!! Congratulations! You've been such a role model for all of us!

I'm going to miss you! "icon_crying.gif"


[NPC] LabTech137 
Congrats man!
*holds LabTech138's hand*
I'll always look up to hard workers like you! Thank you for setting such a wonderful example for us all and for all your dedication to G corp~!
*bows* mOm


[NPC] LabTech247 
It's so great to see everyone here, you know, not working. Although, I I did almost forget we were required to be here.... "icon_sad.gif"


[NPC] LabTech722 
OOOOOH. A party! almost as cool as working in a super SECRET UNDERGROUND TESTING FACILITY!


[NPC] LabTech138 
*hugs 137 and sobs*


[NPC] LabTech062 
*ahem*
Thank you, Mr. Gambino, thank you for coming everyone. It's been 25 years since I'm with G-Corp. There's been good times, and there's been disasters... but we always come out on top. Though most of you here are new, it's been a pleasure working with everyone.


[NPC] LabTech101 
*looks around* I wonder if that cute girl with the green hair is still in the mansion... sigh... oh well.
I'm really proud of uncle 062. He's sO COOL!! "icon_heart.gif"


[NPC] LabTech247 
I hope this doesn't last too long... I really need to get back down into the facility to do some... work...
I mean, not that I would be working on something that isn't a company assignment.


[NPC] LabTech957 
** looks really nervous **
Congratulations, NOW RUN RUN RUN!!!!


Page 2Edit

[NPC] LabTech137 
*Notices something out of the corner of his eye*
(what the hell... who is that shadowy figure approaching the group..?)


[NPC] LabTech138 
957, are you nuts?? Stop that! You're ruining the party! "icon_scream.gif"
. o O (So gosh darned paranoid.....)


[NPC] LabTech247 
*continues to contemplate the mystery of the vials, wishing he understood them. He sees something move, but just blames it on his wandering mind.*


[NPC] LabTech912 
Run? I was on the track team in high school. Where are we running to?


[NPC] LabTech013 
*BITES CHUNK OUT OF 957's NECK*
GGRROOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNNN....


[NPC] LabTech247 
OH . MY . GOD!
WHAT IS THAT?!


[NPC] LabTech137 
H@LY $#IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[NPC] LabTech138 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY LORD!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!! "icon_ gonk.gif"


[NPC] LabTech101 
Hey! It's 013!! I thought you went to work for the cemetary! It's nice to see you!! Oh... I had no idea that 957 and 013 are...um... intimate. "icon_sweat.gif"


[NPC] LabTech722 
013?! wanna play hide and seek?


[NPC] LabTech957 
OMG I TOLD YOU!!!!


I FEEL A TINGLING IN MY NECK... ITS TOO LATE WERE ALL DOOMED!!!!!
*BLEEDS FROM NECK*
EDIT: YOU SHOULD HAVE COME TO MY PARTY I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS!


[NPC] LabTech912 
Uh. Oh.
I think something is wrong.


[NPC] LabTech062 
No! It can't be!!! I... I KILLED YOU MYSELF!!!!


[NPC] LabTech126 
WHAT THE?!?!
OH MY Go...
*blacks out.*


[NPC] LabTech013 
*BITES ANOTHER CHUNK OUT OF 957's NECK*
BRRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSS...


Page 3Edit

[NPC] LabTech247
LabTech062

No! It can't be!!! I... I KILLED YOU MYSELF!!!!

That can't be! I killed him! How in the hell do you kill someone twice?!
Oh god, 957! Why didn't we listen?!


[NPC] LabTech138 
OH MY GOD HERE HE COMES AGAIN!!!!


[NPC] LabTech101 
GOsh... I think these two should get a room. "icon_sweatdrop.gif"


[NPC] LabTech957 
** BLEEDS MORE FROM NECK **
WHY THE F*** YOU BITE ME TWICE YOU A**HOLE WHAT IM NOT INFECTED ENOUGH?!


[NPC] LabTech013 
.....juuuuuuuuuuullllliiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........
*LUNGES AT 062 AND BITES CHUNK OUT OF HEAD*


[NPC] LabTech062 
Everyone stay calm... He's just a test subject, like everyone else. "icon_stare.gif"


[NPC] LabTech957 
*** AHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA **


BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!


* BITES 138 RIGHT ON HER A**
THATS FOR MY RED COFFEE MUG YOU SLUT!!!


[NPC] LabTech247 
Calm? Calm when someone is eating your coworker's brains?!
Can't you do something?!


[NPC] LabTech138 
AAAAAAAAAHH!!!
AAHHHH!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneone
GOSH, WHY ME???? *covers gaping wound*
*clings to 137* HELP ME!! PLEASE!!!


[NPC] LabTech062 
GET AWAY FROM ME! Where's my... uhhh... seru...


[NPC] LabTech137 
OMG... WTF... 138.... whats going on... 957 bit..
you.. youre prolly infected too... stay away from me MAN!!!! GET BACK ALL OF YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[NPC] LabTech101 
Gosh... Now 013's being friendly with uncle... oh man... if only auntie Julia knew... "icon_eef.gif"


[NPC] LabTech138 
*clings and doesn't let go*
NOOO!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!!!!
Help...me...*bite/kiss 137*


ARGHHHH.............................................


[NPC] LabTech247
LabTech062

GET AWAY FROM ME! Where's my... uhhh... seru...

Your what?!
*looks wildly over at Gambino*
What have you had us doing all this time?!


[NPC] LabTech137 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HLY SHT GAME OVER MAN.... GAAAME OVERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[NPC] Gambino 
um.... thanks for coming... I'll just be on my way... "icon_sweatdrop.gif"
*sneaks off*


[NPC] LabTech138 
*lurches towards 101*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................. uh.................uhhhh.........


[NPC] LabTech101 
Awwww...everyone looks like they want a group hug! I LOVE WORKING IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND TEST FACILITY!!! Come here guys!!!! "icon_heart.gif" "icon_hear.gif"


[NPC] LabTech957 
BWAHAHAHAHA
** GETS OUT STRAW AND PUNCTURES 101'S SKULL AND DRINKS HIS BRAINS **
OWNNNNNNNNED!!!!!
THERES YOUR GROUP HUG DUMBA**


[NPC] LabTech137 
*BITES LABTECH 101 LIKE CRAZY* braaainnnnnsss...........


[NPC] LabTech138 
*BITES 101*


MMM............AAAAAAAAAAAHHH.......


[NPC] LabTech247 
No, no! Stay away from me LabTech101! You're more dangrous than the brain eaters!


[NPC] LabTech062 
WAAAAANNNNNN OOOOHHHHH WAAAAAAANNNNNN....


[NPC] LabTech912 
*quietly walks away from sinister group hug.


[NPC] LabTech126 
*wakes up.*
WHAT THE?!?!
*follows 912 before he blacks out again.*


[NPC] LabTech101 
OW... that hurt... "icon_crying.gif" hey guys...this isn't funny... I thought you wanted a hug... *feels dizzy*


[NPC] LabTech247 
No, no! This can't be! Wait... there is a way out of this! I just need need.... need...
...
wait... what do I need?! This is a bad time to be forgetting....


[NPC] LabTech101 
*me pukes uncontrollably in 722's facE* "icon_mr.green.gif"


[NPC] LabTech138 
*glances at 137 knowingly (do zombies actually "know" anything????) and nods*
*reaches for 912 leg and sinks teeth in*


Mrrrrrrrrr.............uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhh.............


[NPC] LabTech137 
*glances at 138 and nods*
*BITES LABTECH 126 IN HIS HAIRY ASS CHEST~!!!!*
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Page 5Edit

[NPC] LabTech247 
*pushes against the door*
It won't budge!


oh god oh god oh god....


[NPC] LabTech909 
Hey guys! I hope I'm not too late... I kinda oversle-- OMFG!! "icon_eek.gif"


[NPC] LabTech912 
mmmmm... suddenly....

909 LOOKS

YUMMY!
*Bites his leg, and holds on for dear life zombie*


[NPC] LabTech909 
OH crap...just my luck...WHY DO I SUCK SO BAD?!?!!? "icon_gonk.gif"


[NPC] LabTech247 
*tries the other door leading back into the foyer*
It won't open! Oh no! NINE OH NINE!
What have I done?! What have we done?!


[NPC] LabTech126 
gramndasd'akdhn;ageeiafn;slakmdnasd
i mean....
braaaaains!
*looks around for someone else to bite*


[NPC] LabTech247 
There's got to be something... something to stop this madness!
I don't want to die!


[NPC] LabTech138 
*lurches across floor heading in the direction of 247 with arms outstretched*
Smell...........baaaaaaaad............................ uuuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhh


[NPC] LabTech247 
*retreats to a table in the corner, upending it and hiding behind it*
Oh god oh god, I don't want to die! Not when I just learned who I was!
G Corp, you took EVERYTHING from me! You even took my name!


[NPC] LabTech062 
MUUUUSSTTTTT.... EEEEAAAATTTTT...
* crawls towards table *


[NPC] LabTech957 
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSS


[NPC] LabTech126 
mmmmm...
flesh....
*stalks towards the corner where 247 is hiding*


[NPC] LabTech138 
AAAHHHHH............UUUUGHHHH.....................
*surrounds 247*


[NPC] LabTech957 
*** INCHES TOWARDS 247 MRMRMMRMMRMMMRRRR **


[NPC] LabTech137 
*closes in on labtech 247*


Page 6Edit

[NPC] LabTech101 
palms..... itchy........ 247.....tasty............ itchy. tasty.


[NPC] LabTech912 
*instinctivly crawls towards 247.*

FOOD!


[NPC] LabTech957 
** CHOMPS DOWN ON 247'S FACE MZMZMMZZMZMZMZ **


[NPC] LabTech247 
*Whirls about paniced*
No, no! I didn't want to do this! I was made to, it was from Gambino himself! I was an experiment too!
No... no.... and we'll all be replaced... and the madness will start again...


[NPC] LabTech138 
*takes chunk out of 247's forearm with incisors*


[NPC] LabTech912 
CHOMP!


[NPC] LabTech101 
*gnaws on 247's kneecaps* ITCHY!! TASTY!!!!!!!


[NPC] LabTech137 
*LAYS INTO 247s LEG LIKE IT WAS ALL U CAN EAT BBQ WEEKEND*


[NPC] LabTech126 
*bite*
*chews on 247's fingers.*
tastes... like... chicken.


[NPC] LabTech247 
W-w-w I'm sorry... you never knew the real Rudi...
I have doomed us all....
*starts to feel woozy from all the bloodloss*


[NPC] LabTech247 
DOOOOOOOOOOOM
*starts lurching towards the door*


[NPC] LabTech126 
still hungry.... itchy.... need... flesh...
*goes for the door.*


[NPC] LabTech912 
SNACK TIME!

*crwals on towards the door*


[NPC] LabTech957 
MUUUUUUUUST FIIIND BRAAAAAINS UUUUUUUUUHUHHHHHUHUHH
*SLIDES TOWARD DOOR*


[NPC] LabTech138 
GOSH.............DOOR..........................


Page 7Edit

[NPC] LabTech247 
*starts pounding on the door, splintering wood*
MUST.... EAT..... FLESH.....


[NPC] LabTech101 
palms itchy.... door tasty..... itchy. tasty.


[NPC] LabTech247 
*grabs LabTech101 in a headlock and starts using his skull like a battering ram*
DOOR... PROBLEM....NEED... BRAINS........
*continues to slam into the door as more and more wood splinters away*


[NPC] LabTech247 
*breaks down the door with a sickening CRACK!*
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiins


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