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This forum page is a part of the "Gaia NPC page clean up" project. The project was announced April 20, 2012. Here you will see achieved text of what was on a NPC's page before it its content were removed and reformatted. Notice: The information is outdated, and at times incorrect, and messy.

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Azrael

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Azrael
| image = [[File:Avatar Azrael.png‎]] [[Image:Npc azrael small.jpg|140px]] <br> <div align="left">'''(Avatar form, 2009)'''</div>
| debut = [[October]]  12, [[2009]]
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Angel of Death
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=21138769 Azrael] <br /> (blocked, reasons unknown)
| species = Angel
| gender = Male
| skin = Pale
| hair = Black and red
| eyes = Red
| attire = Full body armor
| appearance = A look of angel and demon with curved horns, one feathered wing and one blood wing. There appears to be blood dripping from his eyes.
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Azrael''' is a perfectly qualified, charismatically evil fallen angel. While auditioning for the [[Halloween 2k9]] event, he proclaimed that his Hallow's Eve would be as terrible and wicked as any of [[Jack]]'s. And it would be an event of brimstone, darkness, and fire. First appeared on Gaia- October 12, 2009. And made an Announcement for his [[:Category:Chance Items|Chance Item]], October 19, 2009. 

==Phrases==
*I'll have my revenge for this outrage.

<br/ >
==Notable Appearances:==
===In Mini Comic(s)===
*Oct 12, 2009 '''Audition'''
:Azrael auditions for Halloween 2k9. And ends up burning down the gym building where the auditions were taking place.
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===In CI(s)===
*'''[[Azrael's Trickbox]]'''
:Azrael makes an annoucement of his own Chance Item. which is puzzle-based.

==Trivia==
* '''Azrael's''' appearance can be achieved with the item '''Fall of the Morning Star'''.
* Azrael's Trickbox, its various levels, and the process of opening them are based on the design of Japanese puzzle boxes; it may also be a reference to Lemarchand's box from the Hellraiser movie series, in that both are basically portals to Hell.

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==External Links==
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.55277375/ Announcement:] Do you dare unlock Azrael's Trickbox?
[[Category:Bit NPC|A]]
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|A]]

Borrissey

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Borrissey
| image = [[File:Avatar Borrissey.PNG]]
| debut = May 14, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Musician
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Dark brown
| eyes = Hazel
| attire = '''In '09''' a loose yellow tan shirt, black leather pants and shoes.
| appearance = A tall thin man with strong features, and a pompadour hairstyle.
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Borrissey''' was a special guest on the [[EI Report]] show. He arrived when he got a request from the [[Final Wish Foundation]], which [[Dr. Singh]] had called in order to get in contact with him by stating it was [[Timmy]]'s ''dying wish'' to meet him. Though this terminally ill situation turned out to be a [[megapuberty|puberty]] condition (serious in its own right) and life changing situation, to which Borrissey became upset with the two; calling Dr. Singh a soulless harridan and Timmy a blue-haired manlet.
<br /><br />
Borrissey is a [[Emu Music|musician]] that Timmy became a fan of as he was going through his puberty stages. He writes brooding opuses about the pains of youth and speaks in a overly dramatic manner.

When asked for the final decisions on Timmy's situation, Borrissey was of no true help, since both of his dramatic explanations on the stages of adulthood and youth lead to the inevitable outcome of mental illness.

==Phrases==
*"Borrissey, oh, Borrissey, why did you not come for me in my dying hour, like I so dearly wished?"
*I'm afraid that this lollipop has two fuzzy sides, my dear boy.

==External Links==
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.49913631/ EI Report:] Gogh Reed & Reve Rouille

==Trivia==
Borrisey is a parody of the notably bleak musician [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrissey Morrissey].  The name may be a pun referencing "bore" + "Morrissey".
[[Category:Bit NPC|B]]

Brother Swimp

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Brother Swimp
| image = [[File:Avatar BrotherSwimp.PNG]]
| debut = January 29, 2010
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Monk (formerly an Accountant)
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Mid tone
| hair = Bald
| eyes = Brown
| attire = '''In '10''' a Red Buddhist Monk Robe
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Brother Swimp''' is a monk and member of the [[Sacred Order of the Mountain Monks]], he was a guest on the [[EI Report]] show. [[Timmy]] asked him how he reached enlightenment, though Brother Swimp admitted that he didn't reached total enlightenment, he still gave Timmy some knowledge of his beliefs and practices.

He completely devotes himself to the Mountain Monks and adopted their ways, which has led him to greater contentment and fulfillment than he has ever known before. In meeting Timmy, he found him to be a young man who was ready to make a deep commitment to a much more rewarding lifestyle.

On February 12, 2010, Swimp and Timmy made a journey up a mountain to see The Master, which turned out to be a [[Old Pete|crazy old hobo]]. Turns out Swimp had mistook Old Pete as a spiritual master, a similar situation happened with Timmy, but not as extreme. Since Swimp admitted to giving away all his possessions and closing down his accounting practice to take up his spiritual lifestyle.


==Phrases==
*BUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (his personal mantra to chant)
*I admit that the mountain journey is quite rigorous. Without proper preparation, you may not survive. However, the spiritual rewards are great.
*Your wish is my command, o revered Master! I would be honored to bring you the stale ham sandwich you require.

<br />
==Trivia==
* Brother Swimp shares the name ''Swimp'' with another character on Gaia, one of the Orphans from [[Map:Shabby Meadows Orphanage|Shabby Meadows Orphanage]] is named Swimp.

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==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.58237227/ EI Report:] Mizuchi's Jewel, Seracila Pendant
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.58431227/ EI Report:] Compass of Seidh, Hidden Ace, Case of Pietro
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.58595085/ EI Report:] Shadowlegend, Dappy Dandy
[[Category:Bit NPC|B]]

Chad and Nick

'''Chad and Nick''' are two Waiters who were in the [[Venus Embrace|Garden of Venus]] World. First appeared on Gaia- Thursday May 07, 2009.

[[Image:Venusembrace_waiters.PNG‎|frame|right|Chad and Nick]]
==Appearance==
'''Chad'''
*'''Eye color:''' Orange
*'''Skin:''' Light
*'''Hair:''' Aqua
*'''Other:''' He wears black slacks with a white apron, and sandals. He carries a towel and a serving tray.

'''Nick'''
*'''Eye color:''' Gray
*'''Skin:''' Brown
*'''Hair:''' Black
*'''Other:''' He wears tan short pants with a black apron, and sandals. He carries a towel on his shoulder and a serving tray.

==Phrases==
'''Chad'''
*Have you received your special gift from Venus?
*You should see the Overseer. He might have something for you.
*If you're gonna slide down the Goddess, exercise caution!
*Please form an orderly line for the lily pad. Let's keep this place safe!
*Be careful walking on the green. I just manicured this lawn.
*Please don't feed the [[Merfolk|Mermen]]. I'm trying to run them out.
*Please don't steal any towels from me. I've got my eye on you.

'''Nick'''
*Please relax and enjoy your visit.
*I'm here to wait on you!
*Ah, as beautiful as the Goddess herself! You ARE welcome here!
*The water here is fresh and clear. Why not take a dip?
*Venus has a special gift for you. Speak to the Overseer to get it.
*Please ignore my counterpart. He was recently injured in a industrial accident and hasn't been the same since.
[[Category:Bit NPC|V]]

Crazy Murderer Keith

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Crazy Murderer Keith
| image = [[File:Avatar CrazyMurdererKeith.PNG]]
| debut = September 04, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = Keith
| location = Prison
| occupation = Convicted murderer
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Dark brown
| eyes = 
| attire = '''In '09''' a prison uniform with a black leather jacket and boots.
| appearance = A hulking figure of a man, with long shaggy bangs obscuring his eyes.
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Crazy Murderer Keith''' is a convicted murder currently severing (or so it seems) time in prison for murder. He was a co-host on the [[EI Report]] show when [[Timmy]] was in prison for the second time. During the time Timmy was out of prison he was given [[Keith's Jacket|Keith's leather jacket]] as a gift, which meant he unintentionally stole it.

Keith appears to be a rather unstable person, but able to make coherent and smart comments, mostly about murder and death. When his jacket was gone, he ceased all his usual crazy murdering activities.

Keith has his own reasons to murder someone, like if they were trying to steal his eyeballs or something, so when it comes to planning a murder he's not much of a ''planning'' guy. He has a knack for chiseling makeshift shanks out of bedpost with his teeth, and making clothing out of human skin.

When Timmy was released from prison in October, Keith managed to stab him a few times.

==Phrases==
*As a murderer, I take great umbrage to this. Murderous umbrage.
*I've seen a lot of skeletal remains in my day. My attic's like a natural history museum. 

<br />
==Trivia==
* '''Keith''' is a Scorpio.
* '''Keith's''' girlfriend was the one who gave Timmy the jacket, because the other prisoners were picking on him.
* If '''Keith''' goes too long without murdering someone, he get antsy, though this doesn't seem to apply when his jacket is missing.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.54049731/ EI Report:] Case of Pietro, Kottan Bell & Nightmare
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.54262685/ EI Report:] Yemaya's Pearl, Classilke & Masquerade
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.54627543/ EI Report:] Seracila Pendant, DNA, Lyndexer's Journal & more!
[[Category:Bit NPC|C]]

Dr. Schadenkind

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Dr. Schadenkind
| image = [[File:Avatar DrSchadenkind.PNG]]
| debut = [[June]] 19, [[2008]]
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = A Psychoanalyst
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = [[Human]]
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Gray
| eyes = Dark brown
| attire = '''In '08''' a three piece brown suit, and a silver pocket watch.
| appearance = A heavy set, older man with a stern look on his face.
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Dr. Schadenkind''' is one of Gaia's most prominent psychoanalysts, with the biggest ad in the phone book. He has degrees on his wall, most of which aren't fake. He also puts on an accent as part of his whole "thing", and has a bad temper.

==[[Evolving Item Report]]==

Schadenkind first appeared in the [[EIR:2k8-Jun-19: Furugasa, Inari's Beads, Death Whisper|Evolving Item Report]] <ref>[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.41129841]Evolving Item Report: Furugasa, Inari's Beads, Death Whisper</ref> of ''June 19, 2008''. He was hired by [[NPC:Dr. Singh|Dr. Singh]] to cure [[NPC:Timmy|Timmy]] of his nervous mumblings and delusions of imminent world destruction by some kind of evil force. He deduced that Timmy had suffered emotional trauma, and that he had evil impulses, which had turned him utterly mad. He said that the boy was what they in the psychoanalytic profession called "coo-coo in the coconut". After Singh asked if he meant "coo-coo in ''ze'' coconut" and realized he was putting on his accent, he went into a fit of rage.

He was angry at Singh again in the [[EIR:2k8-Jun-20: Kelp o'th' Lock & Others|report]] <ref>[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.41155189]Evolving Item Report: Kelp o'th' Lock & Others</ref> of ''June 20'' for bringing up his accent. Despite him charging her thousands of Gold an hour, Singh was still patient. He started talking to Timmy who was vague about what happened, and Schadenkind figured he could get it in twenty questions and first asked if it was animal, vegetable or mineral, bigger than a breadbox, and guessed a baseball and a hockey puck before Singh quickly ended the report.

In the [[EIR:2k8-Jul-02: Yama no Tamago, Death Whisper & More|report]] <ref>[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/featured-announcements/t.41472375]Evolving Item Report: Yama no Tamago, Death Whisper & More</ref> of ''July 3'', Schadenkind had Timmy fitted with a [[Str8|Str8 Jacket]], foretelling that he would snap in two weeks and his brain would implode, leaving him as dead as a doornail. He gave Singh three options: go up through Timmy's nose with a rotary brainsaw and cut out the bits of his brain making him crazy, try and rough him up and beat the evil out of him, or give him a pill which would turn him into sand to make for easy sweeping up and disposing of. Singh wasn't thrilled with his options and ended the report, saying they would continue their conversation next week.

In the following [[EIR:2k8-Jul-10: Padmavati's Lotus, Furugasa & more|report]] <ref>[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/featured-announcements/t.41708111]Evolving Item Report: Padmavati's Lotus, Furugasa & more</ref> of ''July 10'', Timmy goes missing and Dr. Singh questions Schadenkind about his whereabouts and asks him for help finding Timmy. Schadenkind doesn't want to help, but does so anyway. He has not been seen since, but it was mentioned by Dr. Singh that he wrote her a letter on the back of a beer label asking her to bail him out of prison.

==Phrases==
*Hallo, yes. 
*Bigger than a breadbox? 
*I don't know what you've been feeding this little freak, but he's a genuine class-A double-revolving nickel-plated lunatic.

==External EI Reports==
{{Reflist}}
[[Category:Bit NPC|D]]

Dr. Winston

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Dr. Winston
| image = [[File:Lovecharm jan09 drw victory.png]]
| debut = December 10, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Doctor at a Clinic
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Reddish-brown
| eyes = Blue
| attire = '''In '09''' a white medical coat, blue dress shirt, black slacks, tie, and shoes.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = #139 Dr. Winston <br /> With #139 there is a Syringe to equip.

}}
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'''Dr. Winston''' is a local clinic doctor who visits the school occasionally to check on the nurses. He's smart and proper gentlemen, and takes his job seriously! He can also usually catch a lie.

<br/ >
==Notable Appearances:==
===In Mini Comic(s)===
*Dec 10, 2009 '''Overseer's Gift'''
:Dr. Winston clutches his chart as he watches [[Gino]] regurgitate pearls.
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===In CI(s)===
*'''[[Love Charm]]'''
:Dr. Winston was one of the bachelors to pursue.

<br/ >
==Trivia==
* '''Dr. Winston''' is uncle to [[Peyo]], [[Ruby]]'s son. It is unknown whether he is brother to the father or brother to the mother.
* It is also unknown whether ''Winston'' is his first name or last name.

<br />
==See Also==
* [[CI Theme: Love Charm (MALEs)|CI Theme: Love Charm]]
[[Category:Bit NPC|D]]

Earbrass

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Earbrass
| image = [[Image:Earbrass avatar.png]]
| debut = May 14, 2007
| status = 
| aliases = Mr. Earbrass <br> Earbrass Sama <br /> Jonathon Facemeyer
| location =  Anytown, USA <br /> Hollywood, CA <br /> China <br /> Japantown <br /> Earth all along <br /> RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
| occupation = Educator <br /> Film Maker <br /> Talking about the "Good old days" <br /> Kung Fu Fighting <br /> Professor of Anime Studies <br /> Ape Overlord <br /> Psychopath
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/14309374 (GAIA) Earbrass] <br /> [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/7548525/ (NPC) Earbrass] <br /> (blocked, reason unknown)
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Gray
| eyes = Brown
| attire = '''In '07''' a brown two piece suit, pants, and loafers. He also has a red bowtie and glasses.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}

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'''Earbrass''' was a character occasionally seen showing old education shorts in [[Gaia Cinemas]] and, at times, promoting [[Sponsorships|sponsorships]]. His various profiles are dedicated to the latest gray films and sponsorships and he would hold a pointer stick. Earbrass does not really have a personality or any place in the Gaia storyline; he is merely an advertising tool. Although with every profile that he appeared in his occupation, location and at times his appearance would change. For example: in "House on Haunted Hill" he wore a hockey mask and carried a bat, in "Shaolin Temple" he carried a katana, and in "Trailblazer in Space" he wore an ape mask.

==Phrases==
*Hay everyone, your Gaia Movie Guide is here and ready to watch some films.
*Hi there, seen any good movies lately? Check out my profile I always have something cool playing.

==Educational Shorts:==
''These educational shorts are old enough to be your grandpa, and unintentionally hilarious enough to be your... uhh... unintentionally hilarious grandpa.''

*'''Are You Popular:''' Classic sexist double-standards at work! Learn why parking in cars with boys is wrong if you're a girl, but parking in cars with girls is fine if you're a boy! Learn how to be more popular by being a square, emotionless lizard!

*'''Trailblazer in Space:''' Meet Ham, the first American primate in space! This heroic trailblazer is vaulted beyond the stratosphere by powerful rockets… for some reason. Probably because we wanted to show up the Russians, who didn't put a primate into space until 1983. Lame.

*'''The Relaxed Wife:''' Check out this classic commercial for brain drugs! It’s the tale of an extremely tense (and probably totally insane) goofball who just can't seem to relax. Luckily, his dopily serene wife is there to explain how to relax through a series of surrealist hallucinations.

*'''Supervising Women Workers:''' A dose of ridiculous classic sexism, perfect for practicing your tomato aim. Learn about how unruly women are always messing up the workplace with their long hair and jealousy!

*'''A Case of Spring Fever:''' In the heat of anger, a man insults springs, and the consequences are dire; an animated spring appears and dooms him to a world without springs! Was anti-spring sentiment really so pervasive in the 1950s that the spring industry had to pull desperate public relations moves like this?

*'''The Showoff:''' The tale of a likeable class-clown and the army of super-serious squares intent on taking him down. Root for the villain!

*'''Dating Do's and Don'ts:''' Learn the ins and outs of teenage dating from a greasy kid with a bad haircut.

*'''Duck and Cover:''' Learn how to survive a nuclear explosion by imitating a cartoon turtle.

*'''One Got Fat:''' Learn all about bicycle safety through the grisly deaths of half a dozen terrifying masked children.

*'''Soapy the Germ Fighter:''' Learn that cleanliness isn't just for sissies: it's also for cowboy sissies.

*'''Your Posture: '''Learn why everyone hates you: because you slouch!

*'''All-American Soap Box Derby:''' The inspiring story of the young boy, an industrious creature of unrivaled enthusiasm and energy, focused keenly on building soap box racers and winning glory in Akron, Ohio. What's the story of the young girl like? Nobody cares, that's for sure.

*'''Boy with a Knife:''' A gritty look into the life of Jerry, an at-risk teenager using knives as a social equalizer, mostly by stabbing sofas and doors and being a big baby.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/featured-announcements/t.26309851/ Announcement:] Gaia Cinemas: Watch movies in Gaia's new movie theaters!
[[Category:Bit NPC|E]]

Fangirl

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{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Fangirl
| image = [[File:Npc fangirl.jpg|300px]]
| debut = April 30, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Obsessing over [[Wikipedia:Bishōnen|bishounen]].
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Female
| skin = Light
| hair = Purple with orange highlights
| eyes = Orange
| attire = '''In '08''' an orange t-shirt, brown khakis, black wristbands and choker, gray cat ears, and a ninja handband as a belt.
| appearance = A young woman with a ponytail hairstyle, glasses and freckles.
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Fangirl''' is the unofficial name/title for the purple-haired obsessed girl seen during the 2008 [[Gaia Olympics 2k8|Gaia Olympics]].

She was used for the "Escape The Fan" event with [[Louie Von Helson|Louie]] and [[Cordell]] participating. She was placed in a box marked "''Danger!!''", and when the countdown reached one, she broke the box and came out opened armed and heart eyed. 

She promptly ran straight after Louie. And with the sun beat down on Louie, zapping him of his strength, Cordell took the opportunity to trip him, resulting in Fangirl flopping on top of him, hugging him tightly and proclaiming Louie to be her husband. When [[Edmund]] ran to see if Louie was alright, Louie grabbed Edmund's collar and attempted to bite him on the neck. This intense moment caused Fangirl to get a nosebleed. But before any biting could happen, [[Devin]] shouted for Louie to stop, and offered him a [[I.V.EGAN]] pack to drink. This interruption caused Fangirl to cry in disappointment as she clutched her camera.

As Louie consumed the liquid from the pack, he felt his strength returning and with encouragement from Edmund and Devin, he was ready to catch up to Cordell. Fangirl once again chased after Louie. With Louie at full strength, he passed Cordell and headed toward the finish line, while Fangirl acquired a new target... Cordell. But as she groped Cordell's chest, she was disappointed to find that Cordell was not a male.

<br />
==Phrases==
*OMG! Kawaii Desu Nee~~~ <333
*Banzai! Shining Neko Barrage!!
*Mai Husbando <3
*T_T My [[Wikipedia:List_of_fan_fiction_terms#OTP|OTP]]...
*ICHIBAAAN! SHINING NEKO INVASION!
*... Hay UR Not A Bishie.

<br/ >
==Notable Appearances:==
[[File:Npc fangirl closeup.jpg|frame]]
===In Manga===
*'''Olympics: Durem - Part 2 (Lost Manga)'''
:Fangirl was used for an event which involved chasing down people she found attractive.

<br/ >
==Trivia==
* '''Fangirl''' is a parody of fans who obsess about fictional characters.
* In the manga, she apparently has the ability to turn into a tentacle creature. Though it's likely an exaggerated view about her fondling.
* On [[August]] 31, [[2010]], the page [[Gaia Achievements]] included a badge with '''Fangirl's''' face on it, this badge is gotten by making 1,000 posts in [[Gaia Community Discussion]].
[[Category:Bit NPC|F]]

Hugo Lane, Esq

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Hugo Lane, Esq
| image = [[File:Avatar HugoLaneEsq.PNG]]
| debut = September 17, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = Hugo Lane
| location = 
| occupation = Lawyer
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Black
| eyes = Blue
| attire = '''In '09''' a black suit, black shoes, and red tie.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Hugo Lane, Esquire''' was a hotshot lawyer attempting to secure [[Timmy]]'s release from prison. Appearing on the [[EI Report]] show with [[Dr. Singh]], he was happy to offer his services pro bono. But for whatever reason Dr. Singh acted hostile toward him for the duration of the show, calling him a number of names and even thinking that he was sexually harassing her.

Hugo is also an amateur magician, mostly doing volunteer work in children's hospitals, so he was quite excited to know about the [[Hidden Ace]] EI. He's also done considerable charity work with a foundation that helps provide psychological treatment to children who suffer from night terrors. He was going to use the opportunity of being on the show to publicly pledge a personal donation of ten thousands of gold.

When he asked Dr. Singh to explain how Timmy ended up in prison, she told him about an [[Officer Boothe|police officer]] accusing him of stealing a [[Keith's Jacket|murderer's jacket]]. Hugo determined this to be an accidentally transferee due to a horrible clerical error, and wanted to solve the issue by writing a letter to the prison board, assuring they'd release Timmy immediately. Dr. Singh took this as Hugo's attempt to rip her off, but he explained that a mistake of this magnitude-- putting an innocent man in prison due to an error in transfer paperwork-- could entitle her and Timmy to considerable compensation from the government. But Dr. Singh continued her hostility and shouted at Hugo to get out of the studio.

<br />
==Trivia==
* '''Hugo's''' appearance is a parody of [[w:c:aceattorney:Phoenix_Wright|Phoenix Wright]] from the [[Wikipedia:Ace Attorney|Ace Attorney]] series.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.54438749/ EI Report:] Hidden Ace, Nightmare, Reve Rouille
[[Category:Bit NPC|H]]

Janky J

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Janky J
| image = [[File:Npc janky.PNG]]
| debut = April 23 2007
| status = 
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Ticket tacker and custodian at [[Gaia Cinemas]].
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Orange
| eyes = Blue
| attire = A striped white and red uniform.
| appearance = A young man with acne and buckteeth with braces, his hair is also very frizzy.
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Janky J''' was an NPC that is a ticket taker and custodian for Gaia Cinemas. Not much is known about him past his job. He resides in the lobby and his face is also seen on screen as the movie is loading, telling Gaians to please keep the theater clean.

Now, He is One of the Ghosts who 'Seek Vengeance' in the [http://gaia.wikia.com/wiki/Halloween_2k10 Halloween 2010 Event] & became Jay Brooks.

(His Name could Possibly be '''Janky Jay Brooks'''.)

==Phrases==
*Welcome to Gaia Cinema! How can I help you?

==Trivia==
* '''Janky J's''' hairstyle is called the Bird's Nest Orange.
[[Category:Bit NPC|J]]

Jeff

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Jeff
| image = [[File:Avatar Jeff 2k11.png]]
| debut = September 25, 2008
| status = Alive
| aliases = Jeff, the Friendly Mammal
| location = 
| occupation = Former host of Jeff & Pals.
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = 
| hair = 
| eyes = 
| attire = '''In '08''' wearing a full body sloth costume.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Jeff''' is man who appeared as a co-host on the [[EI Report]] show when [[Timmy]] (called [[T-Bone]] at the time) left the show to do his own thing. The obvious visual appearance about Jeff is his fully body sloth costume, which he wore for two appearances.

Jeff originally worked for a old TV show called "[[Jeff & Pals]]". It should be assumed that Jeff was either fired from this show or it was canceled, as Jeff doesn't seem to be a very reliable person, as shown on the EI Report show when he consumed alcohol to get over his hangover. He even asked if him appearing on the show would mean he gets paid, since he was going through a problem with his taxes, and he also asked for a ride home because of some trouble with his drivers license.
<br /><br />
When Jeff made his second appearance on the show, [[Dr. Singh]] out right told him that he didn't get the job, yet Jeff remained for the duration of the show, having passed out (standing up) during the first half of it and then vomiting at the end of it.

On February 4, 2011, Jeff stood in for Dr. Singh, who was out sick. 

==Phrases==
*Just need a little sip of the ol' medicine. Hair of the dog that bit me, right? Want a taste? 
*Whoa! Just had a little bit of lost time there. You know how it is when you wake up and think it's 1988, right? Good times. 

==Trivia==
* '''Jeff''' made another return to the studio the EI Report records in only he passed out in the hallway, a visual observation by [[Rina]] (a fan) who also told Dr. Singh that he smelled like a gas station.

<br/ >
==External Links== 
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.43812465/] [[EIR:2k8-Sep-25: New Item - Captain Ara's Nestegg]]
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.43973143/] [[EIR:2k8-Oct-02: Trick or Treat, Fallen Wish & more!]]
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.69318885/] [[EIR:2k11-Feb-04: Dream Town, SOF Taiga]]
[[Category:Bit NPC|J]]

Ms. Fortune

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Ms. Fortune
| image = [[File:Npc Ms.Fortune edit.jpg]]
| debut = October 23, 2008 
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Fortune Teller
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Female
| skin = Light
| hair = Ash brown
| eyes = Heterochromia; white and brown
| attire = '''In '08''' A dark brown hooded cloak.
| appearance = An old woman.
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Ms. Fortune''' is a wandering fortune teller that appeared in [[Barton Town]], October of 2008. Setting up her table and crystal orb at the fountain, she waited as a crowd gathered around her and began to ask her various questions. She singled out [[Ian]] (who was dragged to the occasion by an eager [[Rina]]), but Ian didn't know what to ask, so while on the spot his question was simple: asking if his cat [[Rufus]] would get a new suit. The fortune teller laughed at this and told him to dig deeper for a better question, to which Ian then replied ''"What does the future hold for all people of Gaia?"''. Ms. Fortune found this to be more challenging and suitable and she consulted her "Orb of Circumstance" which, she insist, does not lie. 

A look of shock and horror appeared on the woman's face and she coward on the ground saying that ''"We are doomed!"''. The fortune was that a great threat would come and that only one group shall survive, or all would perish, and that they'd be forced to fight for their very existence. Upon hearing this the crowd turned into hysterics and began to attack any beings that were not human, this included Ian who is looked upon as a [[vampire]]. But the other beings soon joined in only to defend themselves.


As groups of [[Humans]], [[Vampires]], [[Dark Elves]], and [[Zombies]], fought one another, Ms. Fortune ran around the town screaming of the unseen doom. Ian couldn't stand the senseless fighting and decided that he would chase down the woman and have her talk some sense into everyone. When he found her she ran away from him, but was tripped by [[Nicolae]] who throught it would be amusing just to trip her. With her cornered, Ian insisted that she recheck her fortune, to which she became offended and told him that her fortunes are never wrong. He rephrased the idea and said that perhaps she misinterpreted something about the fortune, she responded more favorable to this and consulted her Orb, and saw that she had indeed misinterpreted things slightly, but that a threat was indeed coming and that all species of Gaians must ban together to fight it.

==Phrases==
* The orb does not lie!
* We are doomed! DOOMED!
* '''''DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!'''''

<br/ >
==Notable Appearances:==
===In Manga===
*'''#28: Stranger Danger'''
:Miss Fortune brings bad omens...
*'''#29 Stranger Danger 2'''
:Conclusion to Miss Fortune's bad omens.

<br/ >
==Trivia==
* Although '''Ms. Fortune''' has two different colored eyes, it is likely that she is blind in her right eye.
* Ian and Nicolae are skeptical of her predictions.

<br/ >
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/newsroom/index.php?type=manga&id=984135239&page=1&start=2#reading Gaia Manga:] #28: Stranger Danger
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/newsroom/index.php?type=manga&id=984135243&page=1&start=1#reading Gaia Manga:] #29 Stranger Danger 2
[[Category:Bit NPC|M]]

Officer Boothe

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Officer Boothe
| image = [[File:Avatar OfficerBoothe.PNG]]
| debut = June 12, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Police Officer
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Dark orange
| eyes = 
| attire = '''In '09''' a blue police uniform with sunglasses.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Officer Boothe''' is a man that appeared on the [[EI Report]] show to arrest adult [[Timmy]]. The first time he appeared was to talk to Timmy, whom he called a "creep", and even accused him of doing ''nose drugs'', to which [[Dr. Singh]] assured him that Timmy was not using drugs. As Dr. Singh finished her report, Boothe said there were reports about a suspicious-looking miscreant with an unsightly mustache hanging around the premises. Timmy didn't realize he was the suspicious-looking miscreant.

When Dr. Singh tried to explain that Timmy was a child in an adults body, Boothe became more suspicious of adult Timmy due to the child Timmy missing. When even Timmy vouched that he was the child, Booth didn't believe him, and said he was a ne'er-do-well bad apple. He then arrested Timmy on the terms of Loitering, Vagrancy, Child concealment and Loitering.
<br /><br />
On August 21, 2009, Officer Boothe arrived at the studio again to arrest Timmy for unpaid traffic tickets and [[Keith's Jacket|jacket theft]].

==Phrases==
*I can tell just by looking at that godawful mustache of yours that you're a ne'er-do-well. You're a bad apple. 
*You can't just rob a man of his livelihood. It's unlawful, it's wrong, and it's positively un-Gaian.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.50840187/ EI Report:] Nartian Rock, Kottan Bell, Gogh Reed, Diapered Egg
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.53598051/ EI Report:] Catastrophe and Nightmare
[[Category:Bit NPC|O]]

Old Pete

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Old Pete
| image = [[File:Avatar OldPete.PNG]] [[File:Npc OldPete.PNG|98px]] <br> <div align="left">'''(Avatar form, 2009)'''</div>
| debut = October 23, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = Pete and Spirit Master
| location = The streets; but on Feb 2010, on top of a Mountain.
| occupation = None...
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/npc-old-pete/24390845/ Old Pete]
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Dark
| hair = Brown
| eyes = Brown
| attire = '''In '09''' a blue bathrobe, white t-shirt, and pink slippers 
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Old Pete''' is a wandering hobo-tramp who accompanied [[Timmy]] when he was on his big spiritual journey. He was found under a bridge and Timmy mistook him for some great spiritual leader because of his beard and robes, he even thought Pete had magical powers. Pete liked Timmy because he said Timmy had an honest face.

Pete doesn't seem to be fully aware of what he talks about half time. For example, stating that the invisible police told him he had something in his teeth put there by the government so they can hear his radio waves and know when he pees, and he also babbles about things such as the secret dog government. Plus he enjoys drinking paint, brass polish, and eating sandwiches that were left on buses.

During their journey, it was gradually dawning on Timmy that Pete was not a spiritual leader, so he hoped at some point Pete would just get bored or confused and wander off. In November, Pete led Timmy to a place he thought was a church (which turns out, it wasn't a church) but they were thrown out of this place.

Pete was planning to follow Timmy around forever, but by November 25th Timmy managed to get away from him.

<br />
On February 12, 2010, [[Brother Swimp]] and Timmy made a journey up a mountain to see The Master, which turned out to be Old Pete. Swimp had mistook Pete as a spiritual master, a similar situation that paralleled Timmy's, but not as extreme. When Timmy was about to give up on the whole "finding himself" thing and deciding to go back to [[Dr. Singh]], Old Pete spoke up about a ''Giant Holy Head'' on the other side of a rock that brought him brass polish once. With his interests in spirituality revived, Timmy prepared to go on the other side of the rock Pete had pointed out. 

==Phases==
'''Dumpster Dive Phrases'''

*Step right up! Try yer luck in the ol' dumpster o' fate. Maybe you'll find a half-eaten shoe or a fancy sandwich.
*You know how to get trash outta the dumpster, right? Y'just thrust in yer fist and woggle it around.
*This dumpster has made rich men poor and poor men rich.
*Watch out fer hypodermic needles in there... if you find one, give 'er to me so's I can pick this dog hair outta my teeth.
*If'n you find anything that looks like it useda be food, lemme have it.
*There's some things a man should never eat. An entire pillowcase fulla thrown-out eggs and sausage bein' chief among 'em.
*Can't remember what's in this bag... y'want some?
*Y'got any antifreeze? I'll trade you for this glass eye I found inside ... uh, a guy's head.
*Before bein' a hobo I was a tramp, and before that I was a bum. Just havin' a drink to celebrate my promotion.
*If you see New New Pete, tell him to stop tryna poison my beard.
*Got this dent in my head durin' a game of chess. With a horse. They get real arrogant when they win.
*I seen a bee kill a horse twice. Same horse.
*Watskebuuuuuurrrrt...
Alternative Dumpster Dive Phrases for non-registered/not logged in users
*Welcome to my shop... Register to enter.
*Have ya thought 'bout registerin?
*Gaia's a cool place ta loiter about.
*I can get all kinds of free *hiccup* stuff right from this magic box.
*There's over 10,000 items waitin ta be dis... disc... *hiccup* ...discovered!
*Go ahead, 'n take a look.
*I once saw a giant head in the sky...
*...it was groovy.
*Have ya' seen a grey cat around?
*It's like I can hear it's thoughts.



'''EI Report Phrases'''
*Found a samwich on the bus.
*Harf! Yeah. Watskeburt.
*My shoes got arrested.
*Found a rock today what looked real pretty. Gonna make that rock my wife.

<br/ />

==Notable Appearances:==
===In Games===
;[[When Gods Fall]]
:Pete appears in this game to offer his ''wisdom'' to the two homeless former demi gods [[NPC:The Overseer|The Overseer]] and [[NPC:The Sentinel|The Sentinel]].

;[[Gaia Dumpster Dive|Dumpster Dive]]
:Pete appears next to a dumpster occasionally speaking random jargon to Gaians who trash their items.

==Trivia==
* '''Pete''' can't take the robes off. He's been sleeping in them for so long, that his skin grew into them.
* '''Pete''' was originally called '''New Pete''' and was given the title of ''Old Pete'' due to the previous 'old Old Pete' passing away from ''oral burpies''.
* On November 20th, Timmy gave Pete permission to host the show. Pete took this opportunity to report on a bunch of EI's that didn't exist. They were: Gary's Island Adventure, Dark Chef, Philosopher's Portrait, and Martyrdom of Saint Eustace.
* Old Pete is able to avoid frostbite by consuming antifreeze.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.55348903/ EI Report:] Bad Moon, Lyndexer's Journal & Seracila Pendant
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.55659685/ EI Report:] Dappy Dandy, Bad Moon, Hidden Ace & Nightmare
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.55990333/ EI Report:] Seracila Pendant
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.56150825/ EI Report:] Hidden Ace & Nightmare
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.56368007/ EI Report:] Dappy Dandy
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.58595085/ EI Report:] Shadowlegend, Dappy Dandy
[[Category:Bit NPC|O]]

Opinion Primate

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Opinion Primate
| image = [[Image:Monkey.png]]
| debut = February 26, 2008
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Creating thread polls
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/12548728/ Opinion Primate]
| species = Primate
| gender = Male
| skin = Light brown
| hair = Brown fur
| eyes = Black
| attire = Nothing
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}
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'''Opinion Primate''' was an NPC that use to create threads with polls for site wide opinions. After 2008 the creature was not heard or seen again. 

==Phrases==
*OOOHHH EEEEEE AHHHHH We wants your opinions!
*Eeeeek! In my official capacities as Opinion Primate, I is duty-bound to direct you to the Weekly Poll! Voooooote!
[[Category:Creatures|O]]
[[Category:Bit NPC|O]]

Pastor Gork

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Pastor Gork
| image = [[File:Avatar_PastorGork.PNG‎‎]] [[File:Npc PastorGork edit.jpg]] <br> <div align="left">'''(Avatar form, 2009)'''</div>
| debut = October 28, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = Reverend Gork
| location = 
| occupation = Pastor of the "Universal Fellowship of Nonspecific Worship".
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light and yellowish
| hair = White
| eyes = Brown
| attire = '''In '09''' a black cassock, glasses and shoes.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}
<!--END OF INFO BOX-->

As the pastor of the "[[Universal Fellowship of Nonspecific Worship]]", '''Pastor Gork''' made his first appearance during the Halloween event of 2009, giving the eulogy at the funeral of [[Bruce Hardcastle]]. His service, however, was rudely interrupted when the [[The Sentinel]] barged in and raised the deceased from the dead as a demonstration of her ''awesome'' power. Pastor Gork later gave his account of the event in a television interview with [[Cindy Donovinh]].

The holy man made a return in an [[Evolving Item Report|evolving item report]] in which [[Timmy]] consults the pastor looking for spiritual guidance. Pastor Gork listened as Timmy recounted the chain of unfortunate events that had befallen him during his time as Dr. Singh's sidekick. The pastor's assessment of the situation was direct and unapologetic. In his own words: "due to all the genetic tampering you [Timmy] have undergone, it's extremely unlikely-- bordering on impossible, in fact-- that you still have a soul. Therefore, you're ineligible for salvation."

==Notable Appearances:==
===In Manga===
*'''#37 H2k9: Ginoverseer Revelations'''
:The Pastor gave a eulogy at (the then deceased) Bruce Hardcastle's funeral.

<br />
==External Links==
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/newsroom/index.php?type=manga&id=984135261&page=1&start=1#reading Gaia Manga:] #37 H2k9: Ginoverseer Revelations
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.56923763/ EI Report:] Shadowlegend, Hidden Ace, Noel's Gift, Dandy
[[Category:Bit NPC|P]]

Rick

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Rick
| image = [[File:Avatar Rick.PNG]]
| debut = January 08, 2010
| status = Alive
| aliases = Enlightened Master Rick
| location = [[Barton Town]]
| occupation = Spiritual Adviser from the "Barton Institute for Crystal Dolphin Knowledge".
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Light brown
| eyes = Gray
| attire = '''In '10''' a purple headband, orange vest and glasses, green striped shirt, blue bell bottoms, and brown boots. 
| appearance = Has the appearance of a Hippie. His hair is in dreads and he has a goatee.
| sdplus = 
}}
<!--END OF INFO BOX-->

'''Rick''' was a special guest in the [[Evolving Item Report]] with [[Timmy]], whom he met outside a bus station. He is an ''Enlightened Master'' from the "[[Barton Institute for Crystal Dolphin Knowledge]]", and Timmy seemed to think he was pretty legit as a Spiritual Adviser.

He seems to have a fascination with crystals and believes his animal spirit companion to be a dolphin. When Timmy asked Rick about the meaning of life, Rick babbled something about ''thousands of tiny universes'', but didn't give a clear answer.

==Phrases==
*Far out.
*Have you ever seen a dolphin start a war, man?
*''EE EE EE EE!'' (imitating a dolphin)

==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.57721611/ EI Report:] Mizuchi's Jewel, Lyndexer, Seracila
[[Category:Bit NPC|R]]

Strange Woman

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Strange Woman
| image = [[File:Avatar StrangeWoman.PNG]]
| debut = July 01, 2009
| status = Alive
| aliases = Floozy
| location = 
| occupation = A streetwalker
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Female
| skin = Mid tone
| hair = Black with pink highlights
| eyes = Pink
| attire = '''In '09''' a red dress and purple thigh high boots. A tattoo and a jewelry.
| appearance = A young woman with heavy makeup and an unkempt appearance.
| sdplus = 
}}
<!--END OF INFO BOX-->

This '''Strange Woman''' arrived on the set of the [[EI Report]] unannounced by attaching herself to [[Timmy]] as he walked into the studio. She found adult Timmy to be a dreamy beauhunk and loved his leather jacket.

When she began to paw at Timmy, [[Dr. Singh]] told her to unhand him, to which the Strange Woman replied ''You gonna make me unhand him?''. Feeling the challenge, Dr. Singh took a stand to defend Timmy from the floozy.
<br /><br />
The floozy was defeated in an honest fingernail combat, Dr. Singh also ripped out her weave highlights and wore it as her own. But later it was ceremonially burned to forever free Timmy from the floozie's wicked influence.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.51566775/ EI Report:] Yemaya's Pearl, Kottan Bell & Masquerade
[[Category:Bit NPC|S]]

Telos 5

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Telos 5
| image = [[File:Avatar Telos5.PNG]]
| debut = January 14, 2010
| status = Deceased 
| aliases = Captain Telos 5 / Telos
| location = Outer Space <br /> <sub>(supposedly)</sub>
| occupation = Believer
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Bald (formerly brown)
| eyes = Black
| attire = '''In '10''' a blue tracksuit, t-shirt with a triangle and black sneakers.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
}}
<!--END OF INFO BOX-->

'''Telos 5''' was a ''real special guest'' for the [[EI Report]] show with [[Timmy]] who was still on his journey to spiritual enlightenment. With the arrival of Telos, who hailed from the "[[Universal Transcendent Spirit Collective]]", he was happy and eager for Timmy to join him and his fellow believers on their ''final hour'' of mortal existence.
<br /><br />
Telos spoke of a great celestial event taking place: the [[Core People]], beings from the hollow center of the planet, were about to emerge in their tremendous golden spaceship and whisk him away to their beautiful paradise world in outer space. As he held two cups full of questionable red liquid, he urged Timmy to drink (what he referred to as) the delicious fruity concoction.

But due to Timmy stalling about having to go to the bathroom, Telos became agitated and decided to leave Timmy to be with his fellow believers.

==Phrases==
* Fine! Don't drink the beverage. You'll be sorry when we're all up there in space, laughing at you from our paradise world.

<br />
==Trivia==
* The word '''telos''' is Greek for "end", "purpose", or "goal", used in terms of philosophy.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.57872173/ EI Report:] Reve Rouille, Hidden Ace
[[Category:Bit NPC|T]]
[[Category:Deceased Characters|T]]

Gaia NPC Preternatural

Brennivin

{{infobox Bio
| name = Brennivin
| image = [[File:Avatar_Brennivin.png]][[File:Npc_0_brennivin_24bit.png|150px]] <br> <div align="left">'''(Avatar form, 2009)'''</div>
| debut = October 1, 2009
| birthday = 
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = Wherever his Airship takes him.
| occupation = Shopkeeper of [[Map:Dernier Cri|Dernier Cri]].
| species = Wizard
| gender = Male
| skin = Pale
| hair = Black and red
| eyes = Gray
| height = 
| weight = 
| bloodtype = 
| attire = '''In '09''' a pair of glasses and also a tattoo on his neck reading DERNIER★CRI. For the modern World a sleeveless shirt, tan pants, a belt and a bracelet. In his own land he wore a wizard hat and a cloak that was clasped with a rose brooch.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = #100 Brennivin Doll
With #100 there is a pose with Brennivin in a wizard hat and cloak, there is also a Rose Brooch to equip. 
| relatives = His father; name unknown
| friends = [[NPC:Radio Jack|Radio Jack]], [[NPC:Kanoko|Kanoko]], [[NPC:The Overseer|The Overseer]], and [[NPC:The Sentinel|The Sentinel]]
| enemies = 
| relationships = 
| affiliation = 
}}
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'''Brennivin''' was introduced first as shadowy "the mysterious man" in the Dark Reflection RIG, accompanied by a SDPlus doll showing his face. On Thu Oct 1, 2009, he became a shopkeeper at [[Map:Dernier Cri|Dernier Cri]], along with [[NPC:Radio Jack|Radio Jack]] and [[NPC:Kanoko|Kanoko]].

==Phrases==
'''Dernier Cri Phrases'''
*Velkominn to Dernier Cri! Request to short girl or rabbit for assistance. Takk fyrir!
*In many activity I am well experienced. Not so much the english.
*I make many merchandise in Dernier Cri manual, so only available short days. Hope you enjoy!
*Gott kvold!
*Sometime Gaian can walk off cliff to bespelled flying store! Other times, we go to other place, and Gaian should not walk off cliff. Is not magic.
*(Username)! Your outfits! Svalr!
'''During H2k9'''
*What is to be going? We make return to Hallow's Day but everyone wearing same búningur? Not creative!
*Father forbid pastille day when I growing up... I say "Trick and treat!" one time and he turn me to silverwares. Like TEN silverwares. It suck.
'''During Xmas2k9'''
*Giving is good for spirit. Give little gifts, help funny clam man fly.
*Silly little god peoples try so hard! Warms heart like good brauo!
*Sen dresses so slettur, ja? Overseer... more like nutcracker man from ocean?

<br />
==Notable Appearances:==
===In Mini Comic(s)===
*Oct 01, 2009 '''Dernier Cri pt1 and pt2'''
:Part one introduces Brennivin as a wizard's son. He informs his father that instead of wizardry, he's rather pursue his true passion: "Fassshion!" In part two, Brennivin hires Kanoko to work for his shop solely because of her school uniform.
----
===In Event(s)===
*'''[[Halloween 2k9: Demonbusters|Halloween 2k9]]'''
:Brennivin's shop was open toward Trick-or-treaters.
*'''[[Christmas 2k9]]'''
:Helped the Overseer and Sentinel with their crushed Airship.
----
===In RIG(s)===
*'''[[Item:Dark Reflection|Dark Reflection]]'''
:Kanoko was sucked into the Dark Reflection mirror after it bounced off of a mysterious cart, along with [[NPC:Radio Jack|Radio Jack]], (who had been riding in the cart). In the mirror world, along with the many alternate versions of NPCs, one can met "The Mysterious Man," who claimed to be the owner of the mirror. He is the game-over for the RIG.

[[File:August_Mirror_Mysterious_Man.jpg|thumb|right|160px|The Mysterious Man]]

<br />
==Trivia==
* '''Brennivin''' seems to speak Icelandic.

<br />
==Gaian Reaction & External Links==
:'''Brennivin's''' appearance on Gaia has been largely positive.
:Likely due to his character design and profession, Brennivin's sexuality has been discussed. Even though none of the Artists have said anything about it, a suggestion in the SF discussed a possibility for him by making him [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/site-feedback/t.54808751/ metro or asexual].
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/20302674/ Brennivin Profile] (blocked, reason unknown)
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/gaia/shopping.php?key=eimzlapgnduengad Shop - Dernier Cri]
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/gaia-community-discussion/t.54805201/ Svalr!-A Brennivin Fanthread -Okkar ástríða er tíska]
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|B]]

Faunzy

[[Image:Faunzy avatar.png|left]]
'''Faunzy''' is a [[Faun]] who first came into the public eye in [[June]] [[2008]], where he released [[Item:Faunzy's Flute|Faunzy's Flute]], Gaia Online's first active item, through [[Map:La Victoire|La Victoire]]. He plays a game of rock, paper, scissors with those that equip the flute and gives prizes whether he wins or loses. He is a busy man and can only play one round a day, and does not look forward to contacting Gaians all the time, but must pay bills.

==External Links==

*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/14118739/ Faunzy's profile] (set on private)
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.41230787/ Announcement] - Test your luck with Faunzy's Flute, new in the [[Map:La Victoire|Cash Shop!]]
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.41305497/ Announcement] - Play Faunzy's Flute, the first ever ACTIVE ITEM!



== Trivia ==
Faunzy's name is a pun on Fonzie from the sitcom "Happy Days".
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|F]]

Jack

'''Jack''' is the Halloween NPC. He cultivates a scary image, and gives items for candy on his holiday. He fought [[Santa Claus]] twice; Jack almost killed him the first time and was interrupted the second (by the Masque). He and Santa used to have a strong friendship until they began to fight about whose holiday is better. He was also the one who released the sentinel in the 2009 Halloween event "demon busters".

==External Links==

*http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/7021175/ Jack's profile] (still with default profile template and avatar)
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|J]]

Mrs. Claus

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Mrs. Claus
| image = [[File:Avatar_MrsClaus.png]] <br /> <div align="left">'''(Avatar form, 2005)'''</div>
| debut = [[November]] 9, [[2005]]
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = North Pole
| occupation = Former boss and head of [[S_CORP_Advisory_System|S CORP]]
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/1156246/ Mrs. Claus]
| species = [[Elf]]
| gender = Female
| skin = Pale
| hair = White
| eyes = Blue
| attire = '''In '06''' a read coat with matching long skirt bottom, black boots, and white gloves.
| appearance = An elder female elf with pointed ears and glasses.
| sdplus = #152 Mrs Claus <br /> With #152 there is a giant homemade cookie to equip.
}}

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'''Mrs. Claus''' is the wife of [[Santa Claus]] and the former boss and head of the [[S CORP]]. When Mrs. Claus arrived her personality was that of a bitter woman who was quite calculating and would do anything to see the well being of her husband, even if it meant that some of her employees perished along the way. Though it gradually became apparent that Mrs. Claus is truly in love with Santa Claus and shows this by displaying a different personality, one that is very affectionate and polite.

During the time that Santa's body had a cow mentality, Mrs. Claus took care of the body, feeding it grass pies. While in an odd circumstance, sent the cow body with Santa's mentality to [[Bill's Ranch]], where at one point he was bought and about to be consumed by [[T-Bone|Timmy]].

In December 2010, Santa went missing, leave Mrs. Claus devastated. Once again calling upon her Elftechs, they tracked him down. But were surprise to find Santa cowering in a small cove and mumbling about an unknown force. 

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==Notable Appearances:==
===In Manga===
*'''#7: Jack vs. Santa 2'''
: ...Shortly after Halloween, Santa was fatally wounded by [[Jack]], the eternal lord of Darkness. In order to save Xmas and her reputation, Mrs. Claus created S CORP.
*'''#31: O Holy Cow'''
:Mrs. Claus pampers her husband (who at the time had a [[cow]] mentality). She instructs her [[ElfTech]]s to quickly find the cow body that has her husbands mind.
*'''#32: Santa Saved!'''
:With Santa's mind returned to the proper body, a celebration was given... by eating the very cow his mind was formerly in.
*'''#40 Fallen Gods'''
:With Santa back in his human body, everything seemed perfect, but without explanation Santa vanished. Mrs. Claus (in tears) suspected foul play.
{{see also|Gaia Storyline: Fallen Gods}}
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===In Event(s)===
*'''[[Christmas 2k8]]'''
:She encouraged Gaians to help Elftechs build up Christmas Cheer so Santa's mind could be properly returned to his body.

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==Trivia==
* During her reign at S CORP, '''Mrs. Claus''' was described by the employees as as watchful, mean, and scary.
* '''Mrs. Claus''' was also a [[co-host]] for the EI Report, telling [[Dr. Singh]] of the [[Cheer Coil]].
* An item set called '''[http://www.gaiaonline.com/marketplace/itemsearch/?search=claus Young Mrs. Claus]''' seems to show that at one point '''Mrs. Claus''' had a flirtatious side in her youthful days.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.45937581/ EI Report:] EI Report: New item - Anima Adamantea!
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|M]]

Pork Wizard

[[Image:4koma-porkwizard.jpg|thumb|200px|''They're Sealed for a Reason'' [[Mini Comics|Mini Comic]]]]
'''Pork Wizard''' or '''PorkWizard''' as he was originally named, is a mysterious character that apparently resides in Sealed Envelopes before they turn into Thank You Letters. He was first mentioned in an announcement regarding changes to the username system, where spaces were reinstated as acceptable characters. He was used in an example as to how the new system would work:

:''We've also made it so that adding spaces, hyphens, or underscores to your username is free! So, for example, if your username is PorkWizard, you could change it to any of the following variations for free:''

:*''P o r k W i z a r d''
:*''Pork_Wizard''
:*''-_- PORK-WIZARD -_-''

:''However, if you add new letters or numbers to your name, it will cost gold. So, changing your name to these variations would not be free:''

:*''PorkWizard1''
:*''PorkWizardDeluxe''
:*''A bit of a PorkWizard''

Gaians were confused about the enigmatic "PorkWizard". He later showed up in the [[Weekly Comics|Mini Comic]] ''They're Sealed for a Reason'' which explained his role in the Gaian World: he is released from a Sealed Envelope if it is opened early, and uses his powers to transform surrounding Gaians' body parts into pork meat.

Whether this is canon or not is unknown.

==External Links==

*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.26649541/ Announcement] - Some changes to the username system - spaces now allowed!
[http://www.gaiaonline.com/newsroom/index.php?type=weekly&id=45&page=1&start=1#reading]-"they're sealed for a reason" mini comic
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|P]]

Radio Jack

[[Image:Npc_0_radiojack_24bit.png‎‎|right|thumb|210px|Radio Jack]]
'''Radio Jack''' is a demonic little critter and avid proponent of summertime evil. He was introduced first as a creature companion from the Midsummer Swirl on Monday Jun 22, 2009. He has become a shopkeeper at [[Map:Dernier Cri|Dernier Cri]] on Thu Oct 1, 2009, along with [http://gaia.wikia.com/wiki/NPC:Brennivin Brennivin] and [http://gaia.wikia.com/wiki/NPC:Kanoko Kanoko].

[[Image:Avatar_RadioJack.png‎‎‎|right|frame|Radio Jack in Avatar form]]
==Appearance==
*'''Eye color:''' Dark pink
*'''Fur:''' Black and white
*'''Other:''' He wears an eye patch and earring in his right ear.

==Phrases==
*Hey (Username), nice clothes. I guess "garish hobo" must be the fashion these days?
*You're asking me for help? What do I look like, a lame short girl who's easy to push around?
*Brennivin's kind of a dolt, but he has a sweet setup here so I let him hang out with me.
*Did I just hear you say "Jack's so cute"? Because, call me crazy, I thought I just heard, "Jack, please break my face."
*Quit crowding me, kid.
*Quit bragging kid.
'''H2k9 Phrase'''
*Gaian's are such sheep.

'''Feb 4 - During Valentines 2k11'''
*No wonder you're not at the kissing booth. Your mouth looks like a ditch full of broken bricks.
*Come back later, I'm only serving unrepulsive people right now.
*Your face looks like a basketball covered in potato salad covered in ants.
*Looks like my dirty newspaper collection got ruined by the rain. Oh wait, that's your face.
*You might be able to teach a pig to dance, but even that wouldn't make you interesting.
*This one's on the house: you smell like an otter's hindquarters.

==Mini Comic Appearances==
*Aug 25, 2009 '''Step into the Dark Reflection!'''
:Kanoko is upset about her last gig and goes back to the post to check out more job flyers. Suddenly a mysterious cart is seen driving by; the cart's wheel ends up running over a large rock. A mirror falls to the ground and catches Kanoko's attention. As she picks it up, she is sucked into the mirror with Radio Jack in a panic.

*Sep 14, 2009 '''Dark Reflections: Leaving'''
:Radio Jack is seen carrying Kanoko off into the sunset, he appears irritated.

*Oct 01, 2009 '''Dernier Cri pt1 and pt2'''
:Radio Jack is seen hovering over the shoulder of Brennivin, who tells his father that he wants to sell clothes. In part 2, he is seen in the shop, and as Brennivin goes to nuzzle Kanoko's clothing, he appears disappointed at Brennivin's behavior.!

==RIG Appearances==
'''Midsummer Swirl'''
:Radio Jack makes his first appearance in this RIG, on Round 2.

'''Dark Reflection'''
:Radio Jack is given the role of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rabbit White Rabbit], as he has been sucked into the mirror along with Kanoko, who is given the role of Alice.

==Events==
'''[[Valentines 2k11]]'''
:Occupied a kissing booth.

==Trivia==
* '''Radio Jack''' is named after one of the Gaia Artists guinea pig.
* '''Radio Jack's''' appearance can be achieved on an Avatar, by using the items of the same name; ears, eyes, wings etc.

==External Links==
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/20302619/ Radio Jack Profile] (blocked, reason unknown)
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/?mode=view&post_id=28172053 Journal Entry- Creator of Radio Jack]
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/gaia-community-discussion/t.54970711/ Don't Call Him Cute ★ A Radio Jack Fanthread]
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|R]]

Santa Claus

'''{{infobox Bio 
| name = Santa Claus
| image = [[File:Avatar Santa 2k10.png]]<br> '''(Avatar form, 2010)'''
| debut = [[December]] 20, [[2003]]
| status = Alive
| occupation = Father Chirstmas
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/5525309/ Santa Claus]
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = White
| hair = White
| eyes = Lite Bluw
| weight = 325lbs
| attire = The Santa Suit
| avatar = undefined|relationship(s) = [[Mrs. Claus]]}}'''

'''Santa Claus''' is the father of Christmas. In his first appearance he dies fighting his childhood friend [[Jack]].

==Battle with Jack and his death==
On November 7th, he proclaimed problems with Halloween in his '''G'''ift '''T'''ransport '''M'''ech '''S'''uit, or '''GTMS'''. Making a fatal mistake allowing the Icon of Halloween to deal the first strike, Jack ended up punching the metallic Santa in [[map:Barton Town|Barton]] into the Link List, totalling the building. The real Santa climbed out of the wasted GTMS. He was so mortally injuried, the doctors prounounced the Icon of Christmas medically dead.

==S CORP==
Three days later, a guild named '''S CORP''' (Santa Corporation) was formed. The name was similar to [[G CORP]] (Gambino Corporation). Its employees, instead of [[LabTechs]], were [[ElfTechs|''Elf''Techs]]. Their mission was to make as many possible toys as possible. The ElfTechs kept journals; any entry containing sensitive information would be encrypted, which suggested all was not as it seemed.

All through this time, Mrs. Claus insisted Santa was alive and well in company pep rallies.

In the end, the Elftechs all died, either by being trapped in the flooding factory or killed outright. The monster responsible was an undead cyborg Santa, revived by a modified G-Virus and bonded to his GTMS.

==Revival==
Santa went to Barton Town to settle the score with Jack. The [[G Team]] tried to stop them - to no avail. When [[NPC:Sasha|Sasha]] was about to get caught in the crossfire, [[NPC:The Masque|The Masque]] KOed both Icons in only a single hit. Santa and Jack, both reeling, vowed to rekindle their friendship. Santa was around to give out presents on Christmas.

==Christmas 2k6==

Shortly before Christmas 2k6, Gaia users discovered a website, that with the proper codes, revealed a plan from the Zurgs involving Santa. It was revealed in a letter by UFO 06 to "Mother" that the Zurg's plan to abduct Santa failed. Before the Christmas event began, a manga was released showing UFO 04 abducting a cow while waiting for "the Jolly One." Santa came along and saw the cow floating in midair. He jumped out of his mecha (revealing himself to have recovered from the events of 2k5) and walked over, surprised by the floating cow, since he said he never knew cows to fly. He was caught in the tractor beam, and was pulled towards 04's spaceship. However, in midair, Santa and the cow got caught in power lines, ending up in Santa and the cow being mindswapped. However, he still managed to give out presents for Christmas, along with the unwanted help of Zurg 02.

==Christmas 2k8==
After two years of imprisonment in the body of a cow, Santa was successfully set free and back into his regular body. Santa, having been sent to a cow farm/slaughterhouse, was sold to a "kid with a beard", who was actually [[Timmy]]. Before Timmy had "Santa Cow" slaughtered to be eaten for dinner, Santa's elves saved him and brought him back to the North Pole. After much effort, Santa and the cow had their brains successfully reversed, and Christmas and Santa were officially saved.

==Christmas 2k9==
The following year, Santa had mysteriously abandoned his post. No one was there to help deliver the cheer of Christmas. The [[NPC:The Overseer|Overseer]] and the [[NPC:The Sentinel|Sentinel]], having previously lost their godly powers from the heated battle in [[Halloween 2k9:Demonbusters]] took over his post for the year. After the Christmas event he was found in a snow bank along with Jack and the [[Easter Bunny]], all three looking terrified. He uttered a single sentence: "He...he's coming." It is currently unknown ''who'' that "''he''" is that has even the king of Halloween hiding in fear.

==Christmas 2k10==
All Info is TBA

==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/5525309/ Santa Claus' profile] (still with default profile)
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6398423 Gaia Plot FAQ]
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|S]]

Stein

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Stein
| image = [[File:Avatar_Stein.png‎]] [[Image:Stein_sketch_stiches2.PNG|90px]] <br /><div align="left">'''(Avatar form 2009)'''</div>
| debut = October 9, 2009
| status = Undead
| aliases = 
| location = 
| occupation = Sort and file glitch reports for Gaia's evolving items.
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=20131943 Stein]
| species = Monster
| gender = Male
| skin = Green, purple, and brown
| hair = White
| eyes = Heterochromia, black and yellow
| attire = '''In '09''' a pinstriped two piece, and a black coat decorated with skull prints.
| appearance = He has staples holding his body together, and a noticeably yellow nose. 
| sdplus = #197 Stein <br /> With #197 there is a Rejected Stamp to equip. 
}}
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'''Stein''' is a male character that was created to collect glitch reports about [http://gaia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Evolving_Items Evolving Items]. His arrival was announced on Gaia- Friday Oct 09, 2009; with [[NPC:Dr. Singh|Dr.Singh]] making the annoucement.

He was formerly employed as a lawyer, a doctor, and an accountant, and a few other odd pieces. He believes his nose belonged to a florists'. He thinks he is highly overqualified for his current position but Gaia's staff were the only people who didn't run screaming at the sight of him. In fact, they seemed strangely excited to have him.

<br>
His interests are Quilting, Classic Film, Psychology, Neatness, Professionalism, Gaia's firm, fair, and always hungering userbase. His disinterests are: working his job, which he refers to as a circus, Gaian's who request his skin or clothing, [[Gaia Fanthreads|fanthreads]], and ARTISTS.

==Phrases==
:*I reserve the right to decide what is and is not considered a glitch.
:First gens not evolving "on time" are NOT a glitch.
:All PMs that are not evolving item glitch reports will be deleted.

<br/ >
==Trivia==
*When Stein's Avatar was found out, many [[Gaians]] speculated that he would be used for Halloween 2k9.
*In his journal, he makes commentary about the Artists that work on EIs.

<br/ >
==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:Stein sketch stiches.png|Larger image of Stein
</gallery>

<br />
==External Links==
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/journal/journal.php?mode=view&post_id=29709531&u=20131943 Gaia Journal:] Stein
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.55006845/ EI Report:] Classilke, Masquerade & Bad Moon!
[[Category:Preternatural Characters|S]]

Gaia NPC zOMG

Blaze

[[Image:Blaze avatar.gif|left]]
'''Blaze''' is the daughter of a famous deep sea diver who operates his business out of an old waterwheel mill near [[Map:Bass'ken Lake|Bass'ken Lake]]. She has a younger brother, Todd, who constantly gets in her hair, which prompts her to spend a lot of time outdoors.

She appeared in the Zomg storyline manga, where she and Dani fought off animated that had attacked Barton.
Later, she gave a ride to Frank. She also seen in many zOMG videos as a main character.




==External Links==

*[http://mmo.gaiaonline.com/explore-characters.shtml Official Gaia MMO Website]

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[[Category:zOMG! Characters|B]]

Ike

[[Image:Ike avatar.gif|left]]
'''Ike''', whose real name is '''Gray''', loves the waves. He loves a lot of things, actually… but he loves the waves the most. He is out in the water most days (unless the sea is glass), but he and his friends party on the beach most nights, gathered around a raging bonfire.

==External Links==

*[http://mmo.gaiaonline.com/explore-characters.shtml Official Gaia MMO Website]

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[[Category:ZOMG! Characters|I]]

Katsumi

[[Image:Il_Katsumi.png‎|right]]
'''Katsumi''' is a lonely and slightly detached girl who tends the shrine in the [[Map:Barton West Field|Zen Gardens]]. Solitary for many reasons, she is reserved and quiet, speaking rarely and only to those she has come to trust. In one mission, she sends you to the Doll shrine to retreive her kokeshi doll that her father had given her before he died, which has become Animated and caused billions of kokeshi dolls to appear and walk (which can be heard everytime they move or shake their heads).


==Trivia==
*Katsumi appears in the ZOMG trailer.



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[[Category:ZOMG! Characters|K]]

Purvis

{{infobox Bio
| name = Purvis
| image = [[File:Avatar Purvis.png]] [[Image:Npc_Purvis2.jpg]] 
| debut = October 10, 2006 
| birthday = 
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = [[Bill's Ranch]]
| occupation = Rancher hand
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Brown
| eyes = Dark brown
| height = 
| weight = 
| bloodtype = 
| attire = Blue jean overalls.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
| relatives = [[npc:Rancher_Bill|Rancher Bill]] and Mother
| friends = [[Rubella]] and [[Cow]]s
| enemies = 
| relationships = Rubella (he has a crush on her).
| affiliation = 
| avatar = 
}}
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'''Purvis''' is the spectacularly dense, but amazingly strong son of [[NPC:Bill|Rancher Bill]]. Purvis's hobbies include carrying cows for distance (he puts them over his shoulders like a yoke) and driving fence posts for speed (he holds them still with one hand while he drives the post into the ground with his other fist). He lives on [[Map:Bill's Ranch|Bill's Ranch]] with the rest of his large family.

His main appearances have been in [[zOMG!]]

==Phrases==
* A-hyup.
* Gawrsh!
* I got my own wheelbarruh.
* Y'all got a water-turlet?
<br/ >
==Notable Appearances:==
===In Mini Comic(s)===
*Oct 25, 2006 '''Steak at Stake'''
:Purvis asking why his father is nailing a stake into the ground, that had a cow attached to it.
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===In Manga===
*'''#31: O Holy Cow'''
:Purvis makes a brief cameo, pulling a bloody stocking cap out of slabs of meat, to the horror of the Elftechs.
*'''#34: Promageddon Part 3'''
:Purvis danced around on stage with a pig, as Bill announced the King and Queen of the prom.

<br />
==Trivia==
*'''Purvis''' was previously a temp co-host in the [[Evolving Item Report]]s in November 2008.
*'''Purvis''' wishes to be a cowboy that wears a skeleton mask, and that the mask would let him wrestle ''real good'' so he can wrestle bad guys.

<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=8311791 Battle Profile]
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.45082949/ EI Report:] Lotus, Fallen Wish, Nestegg & More
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.45265222/ EI Report:] Death Whisper, Infernal Spirit & More!
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/community-announcements/t.45368305/ EI Report:] Twopence, Wish, Changelings, Gimpi
[[Category:Barton Characters|P]]

Rancher Bill

{{infobox Bio
| name = Rancher Bill
| image = [[File:Avatar RancherBill.png]] [[Image:Npc RancherBill2.jpg|130px]]
| debut = October 10, 2006
| birthday = 
| status = Alive
| aliases = Bill
| location = [[Bill's Ranch]]
| occupation = A Rancher
| species = Human
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Brown
| eyes = Green
| height = 
| weight = 
| bloodtype = 
| attire = Red work Western shirt, blue overalls, a rancher hat and steel-toed work boots.
| appearance = 
| sdplus = 
| relatives = [[Purvis]] (son)
| friends = [[Rubella]] (ranch hand)
| enemies = [[Vampire]]s
| relationships = Married, but name of woman is unknown.
| affiliation = 
| avatar = 
}}
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'''Bill''' runs a [[Map:Bill's Ranch|farm and ranch]] to the west and south of [[Map:Barton Town|Barton Town]]. He has been there for years and has quite the extended family working the ranch along with him. His feature in the storyline was in ''O Holy Cow'', in which he was responsible for keeping an eye on [[Santa Claus|Santa Cow]].

His main appearances have been in [[zOMG!]], where his problems include animated garlic, vampires and lost cows.
<br />
==Notable Appearances:==
===In Mini Comic(s)===
*Oct 25, 2006 '''Steak at Stake'''
:Bill nails a stake, with a chain attached, into the ground so his cow would not be abducted by [[alien]]s.

*Feb 14, 2007 '''Rancher Bill's Very Special Valentines Day'''
:Bill grooms and dresses one of his cows (named Putrice) so he could present it to his wife. She comments that the steak tasted gorgeous.
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===In Manga===
*'''#31: O Holy Cow'''
:Bill tells the Elftechs that the cow they left was gone, but he would be able to give them the costume it was wearing. He tells the Elftechs that he forgot the cow belonged to Mrs.Claus and that it may or may not be alive, because he sold him to [[NPC:Timmy|some kid]].
*'''#34: Promageddon Part 3'''
:Bill was the host for one of the areas, and announced the King and Queen of the prom.
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===In Event(s)===
*'''[[Halloween 2k6]]'''
:A Gaia 9 Exclusive Interview with UFO-2 & Santa Claus reveals that Bill is able to translate what Santa Cow is <strike>mooing</strike> saying.
<br />
==Trivia==
*In 2006, Bill seems to have a very strong attachment to his cows, and tells Gaians that they are milking cows, and are not good for eating. But he had no problems with cooking angus beef.
*While ending the interview, '''Bill''' wanted to invite [[Cindy Donovinh|Cindy]] over for a lobster dinner, but his mic was cut off. 
<br />
==External Links==
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/4912431/ Gaia Profile:] Rancher Bill
* [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=8311791 Battle Profile]
[[Category:Barton Characters|B]]

Rubella

{{Stub/Bio}}
[[File:Famestar2000 photo Rubella.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Rubella]] '''Rubella '''is rancher Bill's farm-hand in [[ZOMG!]]. She is liked by [[Purvis]] who tends the cows. She also worries about her friend Katsumi. She gives various quests from rounding up chickens to give her to checking on her friend Katsumi. She also has some free items that she gives to users upon asking for them.


==Phrases==
''Hey sugar.''

==Trivia==
She dosn't reciprocate the feelings that Purvis has for her.

[[Category:ZOMG! Characters]]

Gaia NPC Technician

LabTechX

The focus of much controversy and speculation, '''LabTech X''' is a character that many Gaians have come to know and  fear ever since the [[Halloween 2k4]] Incident.  The first time LabTech X appeared, he was selling Vials of a mysterious Green liquid at the marketplace for 100 Gaia Gold apiece.  Many Gaians thought nothing of these little vials, being more interested in the Halloween party at [[Gambino Mansion|Johnny K. Gambino's Mansion]].  After the "Halloween 2k4 Incident", it became apparent that [[zombie]] Gaians could be cured by using the green "[[Item:Vial of Unknown Liquid|Vials of Unknown Liquid]]" that they had bought from the mysterious LabTech X.

A few months later, during the [[The Second Gaian Anniversary Ball|2nd Gaia Anniversary Ball]], LabTech X made a series of cameos, warning of an impending "Storm".  While there was much speculation, a few months later, [[Johnny K. Gambino]] was shot atop a tower built by donations by the mysterious figure then known simply as "[[The Sniper]]"...and the [[Tower of Gambino]], fell with him, obliterating the [[Von Helson Mansion]] in [[Durem]].

Halloween 2k5 had a manga appearance of LabTech X, appearing at the [[Gambino Mansion|New Gambino Mansion]] during the Halloween 2k5 Bash, hosted by [[Gino Gambino]], who had just recently regained consciousness after being discovered on the beach by [[Ian]] and [[Sasha]]. LabTech X, lurking within the new [[G CORP]] Lab, released a horde of [[G Virus]] infected [[Grunny|Grunnies]] into the mansion, where hapless Gaians tried to contain them. After the mansion was burned to the ground, LabTech X vanished.

The final appearance of LabTech X was on [[April Fools' Day]] of [[2006]]. It was X who gave [[Cindy Donovinh]] the lead on the event. X appeared in person when [[Gino Gambino]] was dueling a weakened Ian. Shortly after X appeared, he injected "Gino" with a syringe filled with green liquid (the same he was selling in his first appearance?), revealing Gino was, actually [[Johnny K. Gambino]] himself.

Lately some Gaians have deciphered binary lettering that declares: “X lives” obviously referring to LabTech X.

==zOMG==
In the final points of the first chapter to zOMG. Gaians find that the split between Gino and Johnny in 2k6 caused a rift in two divisions. LabtechX has survived and now employs a new organization labeled "neXus". With the help of long since disappeared [[NPC:LabTech123|Labtech 123]] (Frank) and newer Labtechs, he's using gaians own hostility and greed against them, since every time an animated creature is killed it opens the rift wider. Note: He is still alive at the end of the game, and continues planning on world domination and revenge.

==External Links==
[http://www.gaiaonline.com/p/1063255 LabTechX's profile]
[[Category:Technician Characters|L]]

LabTech013

'''LabTech013''' was one of the [[LabTechs]] working for [[G CORP]] and [[Johnny K. Gambino]]. He stated in his journal that he had been working for G CORP for five years, and had climbed the corporate ladder very quickly. He apparently stumbled upon the true nature of the project that G CORP was working on prior to [[Halloween 2k4]], and realized that he could not in good conscience continue his work for the company. In an attempt to warn the Gaian community, he posted a journal attempting to get this information out, which was deleted. He was never seen alive again after that incident. He reappeared at the Halloween Bash, a classic zombie, lurching up to the assembled LabTechs at the retirement party for [[LabTech062]]. He first bit [[LabTech957]], starting the spread of the zombie G-Virus. Here, 062 claimed to have killed him, even though [[LabTech247]] also clearly recalled killing him. It was implied that this was due to his zombification and inherent difficulty to kill. Nothing much else is known about 013, except that he had a wife and daughter named Julia and Nicki, respectively. 

It was revealed during the [[April Fools 2k6]] update that 013 was indeed murdered by 247, via an infected syringe to the head.

==[http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=67267 Journal of LabTech013]==
===Entry 1===
*Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 8:13 pm
Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
<br>
5:13pm
<br>
<br>
<strike>My name is Labtech013, clearance level 5.  I have only worked for G CORP for the past 5 years, but in those 5 years, I have climbed the corporate ladder faster than anyone else.  However, recently I have stumbled upon something I should not have stumbled upon.  My findings were unbelievable... I simply cannot describe the magnitude of this project that we are working on.  It is evil.  I cannot continue my work... OH GOD... what have we done?! 
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Oh no... someone's found me out...Oh no, what will they do to my family?!  GOD NO.  Julia... little Nicki... I must be get out here and warn them before it's too--
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<span style="color: red;">We regret to inform you that LabTech013 is no longer employed at G CORP.  He was let go with the last series of layoffs.  Please do not attempt to contact him through this address any further. Thank you for your cooperation.
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-G CORP<br>
''"Making a difference..."''</span>

==External Links==
[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/1037534/ LabTech013's profile]
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Labtech Gene

[[Image:Gene surgery avatar.png|left|frame|'''Labtech Gene''' in the middle of surgery between [[NPC:Dr. Singh|Dr. Singh]] and [[NPC:Timmy|Timmy]]]]
'''Gene''' was first introduced in the [[Evolving Item]] [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.39416535/ Report] of [[April]] 4 [[2008]], after [[NPC:Dr. Singh|Dr. Singh]] wrote him a letter requesting help with her [[NPC:Timmy|Timmy]] situation. He is one of the few remaining specialists in the field of genetic surgery, and throughout the mishaps that [[G CORP]] have had that claimed the lives of a lot of his colleagues, he managed to stick around. He thought it barbaric that Singh had put Timmy in a barrel of toxic waste, but he agreed to going forward with surgery only out of concern for Timmy, thoroughly repudiating the practice of sticking children in barrels of toxic waste. He said Singh ought to be ashamed of herself for perverting science in such an abominable fashion.

With Singh anesthetized, he had to take over the April 18 [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.39774027/ Report] and April 23 [http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.39908181/ Report], despite him saying he wasn't much of a host. However, he said that although he was in the 'loosely sorted pile' phase of the operation, and 'sticking the bits back together' is the tricky part, he said he had done the procedure dozens of times, often with some degree of success. He said he knew a thing about science and genetics and could field the Reports, in which he said he had always been a fan of the [[Item:Hermes' Moon|Hermes' Moon]], saying it reminded him of [[Grunny|Grunnies]], only not so bitey. He did say however that he wasn't much of a botanist.

After successfully curing Timmy and separating him from Dr. Singh, he revealed that there was an actual physical evil side to Timmy. Some Evolving Item reports later, Labtech Gene made another reappearance, haveing found a very traumatized Timmy in his lab, where the Evil Timmy was apparently stored. Gene has continued to make several more appearences at the reports, acting very strange and growing copious amounts of hair. 

==Trivia==

*Some Gaians have noticed that Gene has certain similarities to [[LabTech137]], having somewhat similar hair color, and eye color. This is likely just a coincidence though.
*Although the LabTechs with their own accounts have the username LabTech with a capital T, Gene has always had his name shown as Labtech, with a lower-case t.

==External Links==

*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/t.39427879/ The Official Labtech Gene Fanthread]
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LabTech 123

'''LabTech123''' is one of the more discussed [[LabTechs]], next to [[LabTechX]]. He played a role in both the Halloween events of [[2004]] and [[2005]].


== Halloween of 2004 ==

LabTech123 is an important LabTech because he was one of the few LabTechs to survive the zombie attack and the destruction of the [[Gambino Mansion]]. He was one of the twelve LabTechs to have a journal in the G-Corp Guild. Little was known about him, except the fact that he was very excited to learn how to use the Internet. It is also unknown how he survived the attack, or even if he was at the Halloween party.

== 123's Reappearance and Halloween 2005 ==

LabTech123 reappeared in the Manga: Gino's Recovery. It was revealed that he had gone to work at a free clinic after the fall of G-Corp. In the next Manga: Halloween '05 Part 1, it is revealed that not only was [[Gino]] recreating G-Corp, but with less secrecy this time, and had hired 123 as the Lead LabTech. 123 made a fatal (?) mistake when he re-created the [[G-Virus]]. After a short monologue, in which LabTechX releases the many Grunnies, LabTechX is shown standing behind LabTech123, with dozens of vicious Grunnies ready to attack. This is the last appearance of 123, and is also when he supposedly dies.

In [[ZOMG!]], it is speculated that he is Frank, and that he is alive and works for LabtechX. He goes into a conversation with the player, and then teleports away.

A little bit further in the ZOMG! storyline, you meet an NPC who's appearence resembles to Frank's although supposedly he makes it look as if he doesn't know you.

Later on in the story, (In the very last step to finishing ZOMG!) there the palyer sees a laboratory called the sea lab there he/she also meets an NPC who resembles both Frank and G-corp labtech and talks about how the sea lab was founded, and where animated come from, after he teleports away and it is unknown what happens to him next.

==[http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=67910 Journal of LabTech123]==
===Entry 1===
*Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:04 pm
Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:50pm

Wow, INTERNET! I feel dumb not knowing too much about INTERNET. "icon_redface.gif" Thanks LabTech101 for assembling all the necessary parts for me! Still feel some sort of guilty looking at INTERNET at work. Gambino will definitely not like it. But hey who cares, I'm setting my INTERNET private, he'll not see it. Hahahah "icon_xd.gif"


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===Entry 2===
*Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:24 pm
'''Sunday, October 24, 2004 2:30 PM'''

I am making my first journal entry now. I have been so swamped with filing paperwork for all of G Corp's new editions that I haven't had time to make my journal. More to come soon. Now if I could find the RT33352 form!
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LabTech 101

{{Infobox Techs
| name = LabTech101
| image = [[Image:Npc_labtech101.png]] [[Image:Z_npc_labtech101.png]]
| debut = October 19, 2004 
| status = Deceased 
| aliases = 101
| occupation = Former [[LabTechs|Lab Technician]]: <br> Laboratory Research Assistant
| species = [[Zombie]]
| gender = Male
| affiliation = [[G CORP]]
| relationships = Father (a mechanic) <br> Mother <br> LabTech062 (Uncle) <br> Julia (Aunt)
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/1035819/ LabTech101]
}}

'''LabTech101''' was the Laboratory Research Assistant for G CORP, working in Sublevel 13. He got the job by a recommendation of his uncle [[LabTech062]]. LT101 worked under [[LabTech247]] (considered his boss), who used LT101 to fill out extensive forms and do strenuous labor that required lifting heavy containers with no mechanical assistance.

He was an upbeat labtech who was curious to know about his surroundings. He enjoyed working (as he put it) in a "''Secret Underground Test Facility!''". Although an energetic labtech who was eager to please others, he was also very gullible; being scammed out of thousands of gold by [[LabTech722]] who used the gold for gambling and had no intention of paying it back. When LT101 was assigned a [[Grunny|green bunny]] (which he took as a ''pet'') to take care of (at least that's what thought), it was secretly taken away a day later by LT247 and incinerated. When he asked for the whereabouts of the bunny, he was lied to.


His fellow labtechs found him to be a 'nice guy' but not very bright; often letting his curiosity get the better of him, and having a tendency to spy and explore around the facility. Like being oblivious to the romantic activities of [[LabTech912]] and [[LabTech126]], even though it seems he caught them in the act at one point. And on a day that he was assigned to bring a shipment of containers to LT247's lab, he ended up falling down a tunnel to a Secret lab full of test animals, triggering a security breach and lock down - with guards quickly arriving. When LT101 explained that he got lost, it was LT247 who appeared on the scene to calm the situation down. So when LT101 asked about all the ''sleeping pets'' being kept in the lab, LT247 lied to him saying it was for rich pets who must be protected - LT101 fell for this.


On another day of moving containers and taking a break, he noticed three sleeping labtechs in LT247's lab, when he asked why they were all asleep, LT247 told him it was company policy to take naps during the day. LT247 asked him if he would like to take a nap as well, which he eagerly agreed to, this resulted in him being used as a test subject.

==[[LabTech062's_Retirement_Party|October 30: Retirement Party]]==
At the retirement party LT101 was happy for his uncle and excited about being at such a huge gathering. Then things started to go rather oddly when [[LabTech957]] began to tell everyone to run, just then [[LabTech137]] noticed something coming towards all of them and it was revealed to be [[LabTech013]], groaning and bloodied. While the other labtechs became confused and panicked as a zombified LT013 made his first victim LT957, LT101 was ignorant to the dangerous situation and thought that LT957 and LT013 were having an intimate moment. He thought the same thing as LT013 bit his uncle. As the virus took over and the labtechs lurched toward him, a giddy LT101 took this as a friendly gesture in the form of a ''group hug''.

After being infected himself, LT101 began to bite others, but still displayed his energetic personality.

LabTech909

{{Infobox Techs
| name = LabTech909
| image = [[Image:Npc_labtech909.png]] [[Image:Z_npc_labtech909.png]]
| debut = October 19, 2004
| status = Deceased
| aliases = 909, Nine Oh Nine
| occupation = Former [[LabTechs|Lab Technician]]
| species = [[Zombie]]
| gender = Male
| affiliation = [[G CORP]]
| relationships = 
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/1035824/ LabTech909] 
}}

'''LabTech909''' was a Lab Technician for G CORP and had Level 1 clearance, he considered this poor clearance, because it was a Level 5 clearance that meant one could use the elevator. Plus Level 1 had a set of restrictions, one being that workers could not send personal emails.

LT909 started out as an unenergetic labtech who was prone to procrastination, and also lacked the enthusiasm work. He lived in Residential Sector 5064a. Which was a small flat that was provided by for free by G Corp. He was assigned to do preliminary benchmark testing, and although he took the assignment, he was lost as to what it meant and was hesitant to ask for help. Though eventually, after consuming cups of coffee over a period of days, he asked [[LabTech247]] who showed him what to do about PBT.


One thing that LT909 enjoyed was drinking coffee, he would consume many cups which seemed to motivate him into working. Eventually coffee mugs would just appear on his desk filled to the top with coffee, and he did not have second thoughts when drinking from them; these mysterious deliveries caused him to become the owner of [[LabTech101]]'s Japanese-character coffee mug.

Due to coffee being the beverage of choice in the facility, it appears that this beverage was laced with chemicals, since LT909's productivity and demeanor appeared to change with every increasing cup. And LT101 wrote about spilling some coffee at his desk and was surprised to see a team of people come to quickly clean it up.


As LT909 continued to work, he found himself becoming more energetic and awake during work hours, even on break he wanted to get back to work, this led to exhaustion and long sleeping periods.

==[[LabTech062's_Retirement_Party|October 30: Retirement Party]]==
The retirement party was already going on for quite sometime before LabTech909 showed up, having overslept. His timing was unfortunate, since as soon as he showed up he was attacked by a zombified [[LabTech912]].

LabTech062

{{Infobox Techs
| name = LabTech062
| image = [[Image:Npc_labtech062.png]] [[Image:Z_npc_labtech062.png]]
| debut = October 19, 2004
| status = Deceased
| aliases = 062 / Uncle 062
| occupation = Former [[LabTechs|Lab Technician]]: <br> Senior Technology Analyst
| species = [[Zombie]]
| gender = Male
| affiliation = [[G CORP]]
| relationships = Julia (relationship status to 062 is unknown) <br> LabTech101 (nephew)
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/1035820/ LabTech062]
}}

'''LabTech062''' was a Senior Technology Analyst for '''G CORP''', working in Sublevel 29, and was with the company over a period of 25 years. He was set to retire on November 2nd. So while readying for his retirement he continued to work and receive payment for it, he was also given a bonus.

He considered himself a ''trusted member'' of G Corp; keeping up appearances, all the while blackmailing the company into keeping him quiet about an incident that happened 4 years prior to the opening of the new facility. With the money he was paid over the years, he was planning to go on vacation and buy a new house (located in the outskirts of South Durham) with a woman named Julia.


He noticed that his fellow labtechs: [[LabTech137]] and [[LabTech247]], were fighting over who would be able to have his night shift, as well as his office, once he left. He found their behavior disrespectful. On another note, although he does not refer to family members in his journal, LT062 had a nephew that worked at the facility with him (at a different level), he was known as [[LabTech101]]; whom LT247 used for various tasks and experimental tests.


One of his wrap up experiments was "experiment #410042", which involved regeneration of cells. In order to test this out, he used a young [[LabTech013|labtech]] as the test subject. While the experiment was considered successful and was noted as having a unique transfer ability, he still wanted to stay around for more results.


==[[LabTech062's_Retirement_Party|October 30: Retirement Party]]==
At the retirement party he was given congratulatory remakes and well wishes. LT062 thanked everyone and made a small speech. Then things started to go rather oddly when [[LabTech957]] began to tell everyone to run, just then [[LabTech137]] noticed something coming towards all of them and it was revealed to be [[LabTech013]], groaning and bloodied. The labtechs became confused and panicked as a zombified LT013 made his first victim LT957, with LT062 shouting that it was impossible for LT013 to be alive - since he killed him himself. LT247 shouted in reply that it can not be, since it was he who killed LT013. 

When LT013 took a bite out of LT062's head, LT062 remained surprisingly calm and told everyone else to stay calm as well, but the panic was growing as LT013 continued to bit various labtechs. LabTech062 having been infected looked around for a serum he had, to counteract the effects, but it was too late as the infection spread rapidly throughout his body and soon he too was in hunger for the flesh of humans.

LabTech912

{{Infobox Techs
| name = LabTech912
| image =  [[Image:Npc_labtech912.png]] [[Image:Z_npc_labtech912.png]]
| debut = October 19, 2004
| status = Deceased
| aliases = 912; Honey
| occupation = Former [[LabTechs|Lab Technician]]: <br> Biomechanics Assistant
| species = [[Zombie]]
| gender = Female
| affiliation = [[G CORP]]
| relationships = LabTech126 (lover)
| gaiaprofile = [http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/1036472/ LabTech912]
}}

'''LabTech912''' was a Biomechanics Assistant working at G CORP, as her occupation states, she worked with the many animals that were being used for experiments. Her lover (possibly husband) was [[LabTech126]], and both worked together in the same department. In order for this arrangement to happen, both acted as if they didn't know each other during the job interview. The strict policy of G CORP was: no relationships between co-workers.

LT912 was a labtech who didn't mind being vain and fashionable, as she had a fondness for ordering cosmetics and spoke about her disdain for the labtech uniforms. When she was in high school she was on the track team, and she also loved sweet foods and enjoyed working with animals. She became a go-to girlfriend for [[LabTech138]] when LT138 wanted advice on men and dating.

During her employment at G CORP she was used as test subject by [[LabTech247]]. LT912 did not realize this was happening and was scared when she became aware that she blacked-out during work hours. And although LT247 wrote that he found no changes when it came to experiments on LT912, it is clear by her journal entries that she gradually became delusional as she continued to work; she even had a moment were she felt that LT126 didn't want her anymore.


On ''October 21, 2004'', she had an encounter with lone [[LabTechX|labtech]] at the [[Marketplace]] who sold her (what she called) a ''[[Vial of Unknown Liquid|super cute bottle]]''. She did not realize the importance of running into this man, nor did she realize what the bottle was for, since she thought what she bought was a 100g bottle of combo perfume & lotion.

==[[LabTech062's_Retirement_Party|October 30: Retirement Party]]==
At the retirement party LT912 congratulated [[LabTech062]] on his retirement. Then things started to go rather oddly when [[LabTech957]] began to tell everyone to run, just then [[LabTech137]] noticed something coming towards all of them and it was revealed to be [[LabTech013]], groaning and bloodied. While the other labtechs became confused and panicked as a zombified LT013 made his first victim LT957. LT912 was standing along side LT126 and both attempted to get out of the room, but she became a victim of a zombified LT138 who bit her leg, subjecting her to gradually become a zombie herself, and resulting in her attacking [[LabTech909]] and then LT247.

Elftech Steve

{{infobox Bio Two
| name = Steve
| image = [[File:Npc StevetheElf.jpg|150px‎]]
| debut = December 18, 2008
| status = Alive
| aliases = 
| location = North Pole
| occupation = [[ElfTech|Elf Technician]]: <br /> Engineering Scientist
| gaiaprofile = 
| species = [[Elf]]
| gender = Male
| skin = Light
| hair = Blond
| eyes = Blue
| attire = '''In '08''' white labcoat, wearing a green hat, pants, and curly shoes. Red & white striped elbow gloves with matching socks, and white gloves.
| appearance = A young elf with pointed ears.
| sdplus = 
}}

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'''Steve''' the Elf is an ElfTechnician who works for [[S CORP]]. He was the lead elf in building the [[Cheer Coil]], which was a machine that would transfer Santa Claus' mind back from a cow. It was Steve and two other ElfTechs who were given the task of trekking to [[Bill's Ranch]] to retrieve the Cow body that Santa's mind resided in. Steve was quite fearful of what [[Mrs. Claus]] would do to them if this task could not be done.

While at Bill's Ranch, Steve provided a photo of Santa Cow and was told by [[Rancher Bill]] that it was sold to a [[T-Bone|kid with a beard]]. Though at first upon hearing that Santa was missing, the elves thought Bill had killed him.


The trio then traveled to T-Bone's Villa and broke into his barn, hoisted Santa Cow above their heads and quickly ran away. When the Santa Cow and ''Cow'' Santa were hooked to the machine, the transfer was not successful, and Steve determined that more power was needed, and this required the help of the Gaia Community. So when the Cheer Coil reached its maximum, that is when a successful transfer was accomplished; in the end Steve and his fellow ElfTechs got to celebrate with the Claus' by eating burgers.

==Phrases==
* See [[Christmas_2k8:_Santa_Cow#The_Rest_of_the_event:_ElfTech_Dialogue|ElfTech Dialogue]]

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==Notable Appearances:==
===In Manga===
*'''#31: O Holy Cow'''
:Mrs. Claus pampers her husband (who at the time had a cow mentality). She instructs her ElfTechs to quickly find the cow body that has her husbands mind. 
*'''#32: Santa Saved!'''
:With Santa's mind returned to the proper body, a celebration was given... by eating the very cow his mind was formerly in.
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===In Event(s)===
*'''[[Christmas 2k8]]'''
:Steve asked Gaians for various ''toy'' items to build up energy for the Cheer Coil.

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==Trivia==
* '''Steve''' was one of the first ElfTech to be seen in a manga fully drawn and with dialogue.

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Other

G Team

The '''G Team''' is a group formed by [[Logan]], [[Edmund]], and [[Leon]] ([http://gaia.wikia.com/wiki/Agatha Agatha] is also hinted at during events of zOMG) . The group is dedicated to protecting the citizens of Gaia. Their first mention was during the battle between [[Santa Claus|Santa]] and [[Jack]] around [[Halloween 2k5]]. How they formed this group is unknown.
[[Category:Organizations]]

Kuro Gang

'''The Kuro Gang''' are a mafia of [[Dark Elf|Dark Elves]] with a reputation, who run [[Map:Durem|Durem's]] underground. Lead by Don Kuro [[NPC:Luca|Luca]], they reside in an ornately decorated base somewhere in the town. [[NPC:Cordell|Cordell]] is Luca's right-hand woman, with [[NPC:Faris|Faris]] being the only other known member of the group.

==[[Gaia Olympics 2k8]]==

The Kuro Gang were first brought to light [[July]] 14 in the storyline manga [[Heir to Darkness]], when [[NPC:Natasha|Natasha]], [[NPC:Edmund|Edmund]], [[NPC:Louie Von Helson|Louie Von Helson]] and [[NPC:Devin|Devin]] enlisted their help in order for Durem to win the Olympics. Luca initially declined, until Devin reminded him of a favour owed to himself. Luca agreed and lent the Duremites Cordell and a few of his best men.

==External Links==

*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/newsroom/index.php?type=manga&id=984135226 Heir to Darkness manga]
[[Category:Organizations]]