This is a list of quotes by Cresento.
- 2011 The Bifrost
- Hm, yes. A customer.
- My time is valuable. Mind you don't waste it with idle chatter.
- If you must insist on bothering someone, bother Nicolae.
- Try not to break anything.
- I'm sure you posses many endearing qualities, but I'm afraid they're lost on me.
- I never dreamed that being a shopkeeper would bring me such enlightening conversation.
- Quiet, you. I'm trying to concentrate.
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- Salutations, hello, and welcome. I am Cresento, and this is my magical, marvelous, and mysterious airship.
- The sky is my domain. No way am I letting a bunch of riffraff ruin a good thing.
- Who do these buffoons think they are? Airships are my thing. I'm the airship guy. Me!
- Airship captaining is a pursuit for only the most inspiring of individuals. That's why I've been awarded Airship Captain of the Year five times running.