This is a list of quotes by Carl the Elk.
[NPC] Carl the Elk
- 2011 Johnny Gambino's death
- (Is there a melancholy air about Carl, as though he's grieving for Gambino in his own inscrutable way? Or are you imagining things?)
- (Carl levels his glassy gaze at you.)
- (Carl is wary of your presence and snorts a warning.)
- (It appears as though this wild elk has taken up residence in an abandoned shop...)
- (You get the feeling that if you want to buy something, you should just leave your money on the counter and back out slowly...)
- (Carl paws the ground menacingly.)
- (It's probably best to avoid eye contact, as Carl may feel threatened by it.)
- *EEEUUUUUUUGH!* (Carl utters a squealing bellow. You hope it's not mating season.
- (Carl smells particularly musky today.)
- (Carl rubs his hindquarters against a clothing rack and grunts vigorously.)