This is a list of quotes by Carl the Elk.

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[NPC] Carl the Elk

2011 Johnny Gambino's death
  • (Is there a melancholy air about Carl, as though he's grieving for Gambino in his own inscrutable way? Or are you imagining things?)
  • (Carl levels his glassy gaze at you.)
  • (Carl is wary of your presence and snorts a warning.)
  • (It appears as though this wild elk has taken up residence in an abandoned shop...)
  • (You get the feeling that if you want to buy something, you should just leave your money on the counter and back out slowly...)
  • *Snort*
  • (Carl paws the ground menacingly.)
  • (It's probably best to avoid eye contact, as Carl may feel threatened by it.)
  • *EEEUUUUUUUGH!* (Carl utters a squealing bellow. You hope it's not mating season.
  • (Carl smells particularly musky today.)
  • (Carl rubs his hindquarters against a clothing rack and grunts vigorously.)

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