Barton Bou -- GAH!/transcript is a Gaia Online story released on February 24 and 25 of 2014.

Rufus the Cat, Meowthina, Mr Wibbles


Gaia Blog, The Den


Rufus’ Radical Read: Gaian Fun Edition

Hello, all my lovely readers!

As always I’m your guide Rufus, talking to you today about all the amazing things Gaia has to offer. Now, I’ve talked at length at how Gaia is mostly populated by humanoids. Y’know, the kind of people who walk around on two legs and don’t have tails or fur or anything like that. I don’t think they see a lot of talking animals in their day to day life! But ever since I decided to co-run Barton Boutique with my particular human -- Ian, who I’ve mentioned before -- I’ve noticed that the community has become a lot more “chatting critter” friendly! The local cafes have started to put fresh tuna on the menu, for one thing. Many classy establishments have stricken the “No Pants, No Service” rules from their boards. And no one even looks at me funny when I start talking to them! I’m not the only animal who has noticed this, either. Ever since I started living here, even more talking animals have appeared! There’s P.U.G. who runs Club Verge, and Jet who helps run La Victoire. I tried to ask them what they like about living in Gaia but P.U.G. kind of has this thing about cats, and Jet kind of has this thing about… well, anyone. But they do seem really happy here! Honestly, there’s no place better than Gaia to live if you’re a talking animal. I’ve been here for a long, long time, and I could never imagine living anywhere else! It really is a paradise for everyone.


Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:51 pm [NPC] Rufus the Cat: Hi, everyone, welcome to Barton Bou -- GAH! How… where did you all come from?!
Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:53 pm [NPC] Meowthina: We read your blog, Rufus!
Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:55 pm [NPC] Mr Wibbles: You talked about how incredible Gaia is, and how “talking animal” friendly a place it is to live, so we decided to check it out!
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:04 pm [NPC] Rufus the Cat: … You’ve actually read my blog?
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:05 pm [NPC] Meowthina: Of course! We read it every day!
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:06 pm [NPC] Mr Wibbles: All of us always dreamed of visiting Gaia one day, but your latest entry really made us believe it was the best place to settle down.
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:06 pm [NPC] Rufus the Cat: Settle down? So you plan to live on Gaia?
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:07 pm [NPC] Meowthina: Of course! Forever and ever!
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:07 pm [NPC] Mr Wibbles: Now, where was this cafe where they had tuna on the menu? Oh, and do you have any pants that will fit around my tail?
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:08 pm [NPC] Meowthina: And a hat that has holes for my ears?
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:09 pm [NPC] Mr Wibbles: I wanna meet all the Gaians soon!
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:09 pm [NPC] Meowthina: Hey Rufus, can we please dancey dancey later?
Tue Feb 25, 2014 2:10 pm [NPC] Rufus the Cat: Oh dear...

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