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JanuaryEdit

01 GOGO Coupons are back!Edit

  • Topic GOGO Coupons are back! - Posted: [NPC] Santa Claus Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:23 pm

Ho ho ho, Gaians! Santa Claus here, back again to spread some New Year cheer with our wonderful GOGO Coupons! In case you missed them last time, GOGO Coupons are a reward for being a nice little boy or girl! Every time you gift an item directly from La Victoire or Club Verge, you'll receive a GOGO Coupon giving you a 10% discount on your next purchase of Gaia Cash! How's that for New Year's cheer? Just be sure to use them before January 2nd, 11:59pm EST, before they expire! And remember that the GOGO Coupons are limited to ten per person, and that they can not be combined or transferred.

I've got a sleigh to catch, Gaians, so I simply must dash! Happy New Year, everyone!

01 Limited Quantity Item Sale: Flightful Dream in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item Sale: Flightful Dream in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:16 pm

Oh boy, guys. Just when you thought we couldn't possibly find more totally amazing items, we just gotta knock it out of the park again. That's right! We've been searching for a new beauty to feature in our shop and I think we've finally found the one! Behold, our most recent discovery:

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That right there is Flightful Dream, a spectacular item sure to wing you away to a world of imagination. We had a rough time finding this item, though, so we've only got a limited amount to sell! And I doubt we'll be able to locate more of 'em any time soon, so we won't be selling Flightful Dream again for a few months. This is your chance to pick up this gorgeous set before it disappears for a while! We're only going to have this item in stock until January 2, 11:59 PM EST so be sure to stop by before this amazing item flies off!

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02 Stellar Flurry in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Stellar Flurry in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:40 am

Happy New Year, Gaians! 2014 is shaping up to be pretty sweet so far, huh? Except this weather! I don't know about you guys, but it's just been just awful around here. Rain! Rain everywhere! I'd at least expect a little snow or something, but nope. Rain. Just rain. Boring old rain. Can you throw a rainball? Build a rain fort? Make a rainman? Well, maybe, if you can count cards and stuff. But that's besides the point! I'm fed up with all this monsooning. It did get me thinkin' though, 'cause nothing inspires me like sheer boredom, and after some tinkering I think I've whipped up something pretty neat! Check it out:

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Boom! Stellar Flurry, baby. Take that, weather! You're not gonna rain on my parade! We're going to be selling this lovely treat until January 2nd, 11:59 PM EST so drop by soon to get out of this nasty downpour!

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02 Last Chance for GOGO Coupons!Edit

  • Topic Last Chance for GOGO Coupons! - Posted: [NPC] Santa Claus Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:43 pm

Ho ho ho! Happy New Year! Santa Claus here, reminding you that today is your last chance to spread some New Year cheer with a GOGO coupon! Every time you gift an item directly from La Victoire or Club Verge, you'll receive a GOGO Coupon giving you a 10% discount on your next purchase of Gaia Cash! Just be sure to use them before 11:59pm EST tonight, before they expire! And remember that the GOGO Coupons are limited to ten per person, and that they can not be combined or transferred.

Cheers!

02 Flynn's Booty and Chest are back!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Booty and Chest are back! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Tue Dec 24, 2013 12:54 pm

Yo ho ho, Gaians! 'Tis I, Ferocious Flynn, back from the farthest reaches of space to bring you heaps of plundered booty! Obligatory space pirate talk aside, it's been a pretty fruitful season for us privateers of the space sea. The holidays are a time for giving gifts and sending cards and all that, which means it's pretty easy to intercept a few mail vessels here and there and steal all their stuff! Don't worry, don't worry—I didn't ruin the holidays for everyone. I mostly just took whatever cash I could find and ran, so at least that way I didn't steal some little Blorgian girl's favorite Florpity Doll or whatever. What good are those toys to me anyway? I already have the entire Florpity collection already, so no big deal.

Anyway, I'm looking to offload some of this treasure I've "acquired" and so I'm back on Gaia! I've put Flynn's Booty, Flynn's Chest, and bundles of each in La Victoire. Each Booty has the chance to contain up to 100 million gold, and my Chest contains up to 250 million gold! And, y'know, since I really made away like a bandit this holiday season, I'm gonna cut you guys a little break. Ten percent off my Flynn's Chest bundle, on me! Call it the spirit of giving, or whatever. But you know I gotta be blasting off on January 4, 11:59 PM EST, and I'll be taking my booty with me. So visit La Victoire soon if you wanna win big!

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03 EI Report: Tale of Clarion, and introducing Josie's Journey!Edit

  • Topic EI Report: Tale of Clarion, and introducing Josie's Journey! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:40 pm

Happy first Friday of the new year, science lovers! January is already looking to be a rather promising month for Evolving Item-related research, I tell you that much. We've been working ourselves incredibly hard to make sure that this report, our first one of the year, is absolutely spectacular! And I tell you what: all those interns and assistants didn't pass out from exhaustion for nothing! We've got some absolutely amazing evolutions to cover today. Tale of Clarion's adventure still continues, whereas the brand new Josie's Journey has just begun!

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Tale of Clarion: The adventurers continue to wander through the frozen meadow, their gift of sight allowing them to easily bypass all the treacherous traps hidden in the mist. Still, the path they walk is a dangerous one -- even their enhanced vision isn't enough to protect them from all the obstacles they will encounter on their journey. But the Clarion has other gifts prepared for the heroes as well. As they carefully pick their way through the frigid glade, they spy a chest just slightly off the path. The Clarion gives a faint chime, and the pair know that it is safe. Inside the chest are enchanted garments, capable of repelling nearly any magic attack. They quickly don these new clothes before setting off once more, emboldened by the Clarion's second gift.

Josie's Journey: Ever since she was just a little girl, it was always Josie's fondest wish to travel all around the world. She may be a happily settled shopkeeper now, but when she was younger Josie loved nothing more than exploring wherever she could. She spent her teenage years roughing it in the wilds of her homeland, trekking across the country and having some pretty crazy adventures! And, of course, discovering all the incredible clothes that would later influence her beloved Global Imports and her signature fashion sense. Want to learn more about Josie's amazing journey? Then stay tuned!


Wasn't that a great way to start off 2014, my little scientific prodigies? A brand new EI! Life truly doesn't get any better -- unless there's chocolate involved. That's been scientifically proved. Well, that's all for today, but be sure to tune in next week for more report-y goodness! You can see all these lovely evolutions and more in La Victoire. And don't forget to vote in our Weekly EI Poll and let us know what you think! See you next week!

04 Last chance to grab Checkmate Tactics: Endgame!Edit

  • Topic Last chance to grab Checkmate Tactics: Endgame! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:17 pm

Hello, Gaians. I figured it was finally safe to come out after having lived under the Table for several weeks now. To be perfectly honest, I was starting to fear permanent injury to my spine. A few days ago I emerged from under the Table briefly in order to abscond with a few snacks and there was a distinctive hunch that I am fairly sure I didn't possess earlier in the month. Or maybe I did? I don't know, honestly. Time moves differently under the Table. Everything is different. I found myself asking a lot of deep questions while I was under that glorious wooden surface. Who was I, really? Who are we? Why did the Table sacrifice its own well-being to protect me? Why was I under there in the first place? At least I knew the answer to that last question. There was a war going on outside! And the Table had given me visions, Gaians! Such visions of lovely rewards, the likes of which I've never seen before!


Of course, it all turned out to be a serious case of hysterics and not actual enlightenment. But at least the Checkmate Tactics: Endgame war has seemed to have died out some! I suspect the battle will be officially over on January 9, 11:59 PM EST. Perhaps you'd like to show off your skill in combat before everything dies down? Just don't involve me in your fights. In fact, I'm going back under the Table. It just feels... right, somehow.

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04 Final Hours -- Deeper Discounts!Edit

  • Topic Final Hours -- Deeper Discounts! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Sat Jan 04, 2014 1:24 pm

Avast ye Gaians!

These are the final hours to get your hands on some premium booty! Tonight at 11:59 PM EST I'm shipping out! For these finals hours, enjoy deeply discounted chests of gold containing up to 100,000,000 gold!


Grab Some Gold >>

05 Wisteria Sea for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Wisteria Sea for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 03, 2014 2:50 pm

Cygnus: Um. Hi. Or whatever. So, I got something to say. Despite what I told Jet, I did make a new year's resolution. It's, uh... kind of lame. But whatever, new year's resolutions are always super lame. I want to be more artistic, I guess. Make, uh... you know. Pretty things. Or cool things. Whatever. Look, here is a thing I made, okay?

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I think it's my best piece so far. Still practicing. So, you know. Go easy on me. But I like it. Purple is a good color. Best color, I guess. Not that I'm biased or whatever. Anyway, uh. I'm calling it Wisteria Sea. I didn't make a whole lot of 'em, so they're gonna be in the shop until January 5th, 11:59 PM EST. Gonna go work on some other things now. Go bother Jet if you need some help in La Victoire. Unless you need something from a high shelf. Then you can bother me, or whatever. Try not to.

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05 Alchemy Formula sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Alchemy Formula sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Cresento Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:01 pm

Right. Hello Gaians, or whatever you choose to call yourselves. Given that it's a brand new year, I believe you all should resolve to become better alchemists. I understand that it's difficult to feel motivated when you realize you'll never be as gifted as myself, but just use my amazing talents as inspiration for you to improve your own meager skills. But I'm not entirely unsympathetic to your plight, I suppose—well, mostly I got fed up with Nicolae's complaining on your behalf, but either or. Which is why I've arranged a little sale on some Alchemy formulas that I recently managed to discover. Let's take a look, shall we?


The following formulas will be available in La Victoire:

• Formula 1: Angelic Quest Inizio
• Formula 1: Demonic Quest Inizio
• Formula 1: Risen Quest Inizio
• Formula 1: Fallen Quest Inizio
• Formula 1: Celestial Quest Inizio
• Formula 1: Devilish Quest Inizio


I'll be allowing these to be put up for sale until January 5, 11:59 PM EST, at which point my sense of mercy will most likely diminish. Visit La Victoire to pick up this formulas and anything else, I suppose. Then be sure to visit the Bifrost to browse our amazing selection of Alchemy goods. Just remember that I don't answer any questions directed at me.

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Visit the Bifrost

06 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Thu Jan 02, 2014 1:16 pm

Hello again, Gaians! The breathtakingly stunning Star Twins are here again, returning to your planet once more with heaps of amazing gold and items, and lots of opportunities to win big! That's right, Divinity's Reach is back in La Victoire, and we just can't wait to see all your lovely little faces again! Look at the incredible goodies you could score:


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! So what do you say, Gaians? Think it's time to reach for the stars? Then come visit La Victoire and say hello! Just remember that when we say "reach for the stars" we mean it metaphorically, please don't go about groping us. We're going to be here until January 6, 11:59 PM EST before our wormhole closes, so stop by soon!

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06 Midnight Countess for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Midnight Countess for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:02 pm

Cygnus: Hey. So, I'm tryin' really hard to stick to my new year's resolution this year, you know? It's rough. For every half-decent item I manage to create there's like, a huge bundle of terrible attempts before it. I'm pretty sure I saw Jet laughing at me at one point. Or maybe he was laughing at cartoons. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. Anyway, I've been practicing. And, uh. I managed to make a thing, I guess. I like how it came out. Take a look:

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Not bad. I'm calling it Midnight Countess, and I think it's pretty neat. I worked hard on it. So, uh. I don't know. I guess visit La Victoire, if that's what you want. Maybe take a look. I only made enough to have it on the shelves until January 7th, 11:59 PM EST, so I guess drop by soon if you're interested in supporting my attempts at being more artistic. Or whatever. You don't have to. I don't care.

But it would be nice.

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07 Rosamund and Princess sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Rosamund and Princess sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:46 pm

Hi, Gaians! Look, could you guys settle an argument for me? You guys all know that Cygnus is a (creepily) huge fan of Rosamund and her story, right? He's not very talkative but the dude is a real sucker for romance when you get right down to it, even if he'll deny it until he's even more purple in the face. But me? Eh, I don't know. I could take or leave Rosamund, honestly. I prefer the various incarnations of Gaia's other Princess! She's just so haughty, you know? I dig that kind of attitude. Anyway, Cygnus and I were debating which princess was better. I mean, obviously I'm right. I'm always right. But he proposed a pretty cool idea: why don't we have kind of a sale battle and see who comes out on top? Let me remind you of all the amazing players we've got in this "fight":

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That's right! We'll be selling the lovely Rosamund's Garland Bundle and the Princess Voyage Bundle right here in La Victoire, as well as the individual items! And don't forget that each bundle comes with its own amazing exclusive: Rosamund's Rage and Princess of the Woods! So why not visit La Victoire and pick your favorite princess? We're only gonna have these items on our shelves until 11:59 PM EST tonight, so stop by soon and make your opinion known!

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08 EI Bundles for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic EI Bundles for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:41 pm

Hey hey, Gaians! So, I was chatting with Dr. Singh recently -- you know, about evil genius kind of stuff -- when we got on to the topic of EIs. They're pretty fascinating, huh? I don't get the science behind how they work but apparently Dr. Singh is, like, super into it. She seems nice though, and we decided why not celebrate her amazing research right here at La Victoire? So Cygnus and I put in some pretty long hours, just preparing for this totally awesome sale we've been planning. And you know what? I think all of our effort really paid off. We've got bundles galore on our shelves right now, each of them filled to the brim with past EI favorites! Here, wanna see? Take a look!

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Lots to choose from, huh? Don't worry! We packaged all these astounding scientific discovers into some themed bundles for easy pickin'! We've got the Antique Evolving Item Bundle for those of you who like to kick it old school, the Charming Evolving Item Bundle for all you lovely damsels, the Heroic Evolving Item Bundle for you tough guys, and the very special Gambler's Evolving Item Bundle! The Gambler's Evolving Item Bundle can contain any of the bundles listed above, or you might just get the rare Super Evolving Item Bundle, filled with gorgeous recolors of popular EIs! We'll have these great bundles until January 9th, 11:59 PM, so why not stop by La Victoire and peruse our ever evolving inventory? Haha! Didja get that? I said evolving, see? It's a joke. ... What? Cygnus, stop making that face at me, you big lug.

08 Cash Shop Update: Sisters of Destiny Bundle!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Sisters of Destiny Bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:57 pm

Do you guys ever wonder if we have power over our own destinies? No, serious question here! 'Cause, you know, sometimes... I feel like I'm not entirely in control of my own actions. At least that's the excuse I usually give Cygnus every time I claw up all the furniture, although I'm not entirely sure he's buying it anymore. But sometimes I do wonder if there isn't some invisible hand guiding us along a predetermined path. Was I always fated to be as amazing as I am now? I mean, I can only assume that was the case. Cats like me don't just become awesome, we're born that way. But if there is something -- or someone -- who determines our destiny, you gotta wonder what they'd be like. That's some real power, you know? And these are some deep thoughts. Next thing you know I'm gonna be as grumpy and sullen as Cygnus. Man, that's truly a fate worse than death. But how can I be sad when I've got so much excitement in my life right now? We've got a gorgeous new bundle here in La Victoire, so please say hello to the three lovely siblings of the Sisters of Destiny Bundle!

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Chrysanthe's Fountain: The elegant Chrysanthe is as renowned for her beauty as she is for her wisdom. A sip from her fountain is said to grant eternal life, and each mortal's spirit is born from within it. She loves nothing more than to watch the lives of mortals unfold in the rippling waters of her fountain, even though she already knows how everything will play out. Includes her flowing gown, strapped shoes, cape, golden wreath, regal hair, and water of life fountain.

Chara's Spirit: Chara is by far the most joyful of the sisters, a happy grin never seeming to fade from her face. Chara makes sure every mortal stays on their destined path, and although her work as an enforcer of fate is never ceasing, she always maintains a playful attitude as she flits about carrying out her responsibilities. Includes her short toga, winged legs, wrist cuffs, rippling sash, tiered updo, and cheerful smile.

Antigone's Hourglass: Antigone is by far the most somber of the three sisters, responsible for leading the spirits of the dead back to the life-giving waters of Chrysanthe's fountain so that they can be reborn once more. Quiet and foreboding, Antigone takes her responsibility as a shepherd of departed souls very seriously, as without her the souls of the dead would forever wander the world aimlessly and alone. Includes her chest plate, skirt, armored boots, dynamic cape, wavy black hair, and precious hourglass belted around her waist.

Available exclusively in the Sisters of Destiny Bundle is the utterly adorable Kamera the Chimera! Although he might seem a little bit frightening at first, this friendly little fellow is as sweet as they come! Includes his tiny blue wings as a pose for you!


Really makes you think, huh? Well, I definitely think this bundle was fated to be put on our shelves, 'cause it's way too amazing to ignore. Come visit La Victoire and see it for yourself!

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08 Gambler's Evolving Item Bundle of Bundles!Edit

  • Topic Gambler's Evolving Item Bundle of Bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:50 pm

Hey there Gaians! So earlier, I announced our exciting and totally scientific evolving item bundles: Antique Evolving Item Bundle for those of you who like to kick it old school, the Charming Evolving Item Bundle for all you lovely damsels, the Heroic Evolving Item Bundle for you tough guys, and the very special Gambler's Evolving Item Bundle!

As you know, the Gambler's Evolving Item Bundle can contain any of the bundles listed above, or the super rare Super Evolving Item Bundle containing some unbelievably cool EI recolors! But we got to thinking: what's better than a bundle of awesome? A bundle of bundles of awesome! That's right, Gaians! We present to you the Gambler's Evolving Item Bundle (4 pack) which gives you an even better deal!


But you better hurry, this bundle of joy will be leaving January 9th, 11:59 PM!

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09 Flynn's Booty is back for 12 Hours!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Booty is back for 12 Hours! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:52 pm

Avast ye, Gaians! Flynn here again, to share with you the sweet spoils of intergalactic piracy! Flynn's Booty, Flynn's Chest, and bundles of each are going to be in La Victoire for only a few hours today before I ship off again at 11:59pm EST tonight! Each Booty has the chance of containing up to 100 million gold, and each Chest up to 250 million! So get your gold while the gettin's good!

Grab Some Gold

09 Novice Sister and Sisters Sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Novice Sister and Sisters Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:44 pm

Cygnus: So, hi. Me again. Working on perfecting this whole "artistic" thing. I think I've got aspects of it down. Y'know. Struggling. Angsty. I'm good at those things. But the actual "art" part is harder than I figured it would be. Still, I've been practicing a lot. And, you know. For every bajillion failures, sometimes I strike upon something good. I'm pretty pleased with this new recolor I've created. I can show it to you guys, I guess. If you wanna see. Here:

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So, we're gonna be selling a whole bunch of the Sister items in La Victoire to celebrate my newest masterpiece. Little Sister, Big Sister, Step Sister, and even a bundle with all four of 'em called the Sister Love Bundle. The new thing I made? That's Novice Sister, and she's only available in the bundle. I hate to separate a family and all that stuff. So, uh. Stop by and check 'em out, I guess. They're gonna be in the shop until January 11th, 11:59 PM EST, so. You know. I'll see you around, or whatever.

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09 The seal is weakening on January's Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic The seal is weakening on January's Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:49 pm

Huh? What day is it? Sorry, I must've lost track of the time... I've been so focused on using my Waxwane 8491V00H Office Calculating Machine to tabulate up all my accounts receivable that I've not been paying attention to anything else! Ah, the allure of a calculator. Its siren song is too tempting to resist. Well, it seems like enough time has passed—perhaps the seal on the Advance Chance has weakened some? Let's take a little peek and see how January's Advance Chance is coming along...

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the January Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


Oh yes! That definitely has more wiggle in it that it had earlier. I suspect that the seal will be completely broken early tomorrow. Will my theory be correct? Most likely! I've already run the numbers on my trusty Waxwane and that machine never fails. But I suppose we'll find out soon! Be sure to stop by La Victoire and collect a few Advance Chances for yourself!

10 Help Artemis reach new heights in Nouvelle Lune!Edit

  • Topic Help Artemis reach new heights in Nouvelle Lune! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:48 pm


Strange things are afoot, Gaians. Here, look up -- see that? I’ve never seen a moon so bright before! Although its luminous beauty is certainly entrancing, I find it a little unusual that it’s so visible in the -- hang on, let me check my watch -- eeearly afternoon. I mean I’ve seen the moon during the day before, given that it’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence if one is as an avid a sky watcher as I am, but this is really beyond the pale! What could have caused such a strange celestial conundrum? Well, I can only assume that the moon has brightened its inspiring glow in support of this month’s stellar CI, Nouvelle Lune! I, for one, fully intend to take full advantage of this amazing situation. I'm going to park myself right here and refuse to budge until the moon fades from the sky. Why? Well, it's my personal belief that basking in the glow of a moon gives you stronger bones! And since my fragile accountant's skeleton is so incredibly frail, I'm going to probably be here a while. Are you interested in moonbathing with me? I mean, who knows what you might discover under its pale rays! Maybe it won't make your bones stronger, but you might be able to find a Cash Shop favorite, a valuable rare item, or one of these sparkling new exclusives:

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Funny, isn't it? I always just assumed the moon was something of a loner. How strange to find it beaming in brilliant solidarity! Well, if you're interested in enjoying this bizarre phenomenon with me, why not try your hand at a Nouvelle Lune? Or if you're feeling particularly motivated, you could pick up a bundle of nine to really take it all in! I'll be lounging in this chair over here, absorbing all these glorious rays, if you need me.

Bask in the Nouvelle Lune!

10 EI Report: Tale of Clarion and Josie's Journey!Edit

  • Topic EI Report: Tale of Clarion and Josie's Journey! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Date

Friday at last, my little crumpets of science-y deliciousness! We've got an amazing report today that is sure to whet your appetite for further Evolving Item research. In fact, I'd hazard to say that the report this week features evolutions that are just mouth wateringly incredible. I suppose I ought to apologize for all the food-related commentary, it's just that I'm feeling a little bit peckish. I've been working so hard all week that I've hardly had any time to eat! Still, there's nothing more rewarding than seeing all your efforts pay off. The evolutions this week from Tale of Clarion and Josie's Journey are so fantastic that it makes all those skipped meal breaks totally worth it! Let's take a look, shall we?

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Tale of Clarion: Our heroes continued to make their way across the strange new land, wary of avoiding any traps or obstacles. But as they carefully picked their way through the dangerous path, the pair encountered a terrifying monster that towered over them all. With their enchanted armor and gift of sight, however, the heroes made short work of their attacker. Much to their surprise, the nightmarish creature was protecting a massive hoard of gold! Now wealthy beyond their wildest dreams, the pair continued on their journey with their bags brimming with coins and treasure.

Josie's Journey: Josie grew up in a crowded, dingy city. Even though she'd always wanted to travel and see the world, Josie spent most of her younger years studying at home -- she had never even left the city once! Her heart yearned for adventure and exploration, but instead Josie focused on her college applications like the hardworking student she was. However, while out picking up some groceries one day, Josie spied a pop of bright color out of the corner of her eye. A fashionable jacket was being displayed in the window of a small boutique, and Josie fell in love with the trendy, vibrant coat instantly. It took weeks of saving and scrimping, but Josie finally managed to buy that jacket right off the mannequin. Inspired by its flashy colors and unique features, Josie decided it was finally time to follow her dreams and travel as much as she could! After all, there was a great big world out there. And Josie planned to see it all!


My goodness, wasn't that just an appetizing display? I might even be drooling right now. Or perhaps that's a side effect of the pills I was taking to stay up for 72 hours at a time? Either way, it's nothing a little Science Bib can't handle! That's all for our EI report today, but be sure to stop by again next week when we'll have even more incredible discoveries to discuss. You can find these Evolving Items and lots more over at La Victoire! And don't forget to vote in this week's EI Poll and let us know what you think. See you next Friday, you decadent little morsels!

12 Make Your Dream Come True Day sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Make Your Dream Come True Day sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:47 pm

Hey Gaians! Y'know, today is pretty gosh darn special. For those of you who might not know, today is Make Your Dream Come True Day! Now, I'm pretty lucky, since I've accomplished everything I ever wanted. Totally awesome? Check. Big grumpy purple sidekick? Check. Co-owner of a shop with a fancy French name? Check, check, check. Running La Victoire has been my dream for a while, and now that I've accomplished it I wanna share that joy with you guys! So in celebration of me achieving my dream, and to help encourage you guys to pursue your own heart's desires, I'm gonna be holding a special little sale of various dream-themed bundles full of all sorts of great stuff! Think it's too good to be true? Just take a look!

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We've got a whole bunch of bundles here! There's the Flying Dream Bundle full of everything you need to take to the skies, the Adventure Dream Bundle for those of you who dream of epic quests, the Artist's Dream Bundle for all you daydreaming imaginative types, the Lovely Dream Bundle full of sweet fantasies, and the Nightmare Bundle for anyone who prefers their dreams to be a little spookier. But that's not even all of it! We've also got Random Dream, where you can win any of the great bundles listed above, or even the super rare Ultimate Dream Bundle! I gotta say, the Ultimate Dream Bundle is so full of goodies that I had to pinch myself to make sure I was awake when I first saw it.

And for those of you who wanna help your friends make their dreams come true -- don't worry, we've totally got you covered. GOGO coupons are back, meaning that every time you gift someone an item from La Victoire or Club Verge you receive a 10% off Gaia Cash coupon for your generosity! But be sure not to snooze through this sale, because these amazing bundles and the GOGO coupons are all gonna fade away on January 14th, 11:59 PM EST. So why not pay La Victoire a visit and see all the great stuff we've got in stock? We can't wait to see you there!

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13 Flash Sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Flash Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:46 pm

Hey hey, Gaians! So, I just had a pretty interesting experience. It's been pretty cold out lately, and so Cygnus thought he ought to invest in some little booties to keep my dainty paws all snug and warm. Big mistake. I couldn't walk in the dang things! I just kept slipping and sliding all over, shaking my legs and feelin' pretty miserable. For some reason Cygnus was filming it, too? I'm not sure why. He was snickering an awful lot. ... Now that I think about, I'm not sure Cygnus bought those little cat shoes just to keep my feet warm. That huge jerk. Well, joke's on him! That embarrassing little diversion gave me a great idea for a sale. Check it out!


Bunny Slippers and Chicky Slippers can keep even the iciest of toesies nice and cozy! And they're a heck of a lot more fashionable than those stupid booties that Cygnus bought me. But what about your head? Don't want that getting chilly either! No worries, I've got you covered. We'll also be selling Mini Angel Wings and Mini Nitemare Wings right here in La Victoire! These snug little items will be on sale until January 13, 11:59 PM EST so why not stop by and come in from the cold?

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go plan my revenge against Cygnus.

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13 Random Dream Bundle of Bundles!Edit

  • Topic Random Dream Bundle of Bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:59 pm

Hey Gaians! So earlier, I announced our dreamy, dream themed bundles: Flying Dream Bundle full of everything you need to take to the skies, the Adventure Dream Bundle for those of you who dream of epic quests, the Artist's Dream Bundle for all you daydreaming imaginative types, the Lovely Dream Bundle full of sweet fantasies, and the Nightmare Bundle for anyone who prefers their dreams to be a little spookier.

As you know, we also have the Random Dream, where you can win any of the great bundles listed above, or even the super rare Ultimate Dream Bundle! But I got to thinking: what's better than a bundle of dreams? A bundle of bundles of dreams! That's right, Gaians! We present to you the Random Dream Bundle (4 Pack) which gives you an even better deal!

But you better hurry, this bundle of joy will be leaving January 14th, 11:59 PM EST!

Dream On!

13 CI Savings!Edit

  • Topic CI Savings! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:43 pm

Hey there, Gaians -- Jet here. So I've decided to give you a special discount on the Nouvelle Lune bundle... I don't know, I guess I'm feeling generous. Anyways, if you're going to take advantage of this special deal, you better hurry as I'm only offerin it until 11:59 PM EST tonight!

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14 Sainte Ciel Sale in La VictoireEdit

  • Topic Sainte Ciel Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:45 pm

Cygnus: So, uh. Hey Gaians. Or whatever. Look, here's the thing: I like the Ciel and Rosamund stories. Okay? I ain't ashamed. Why would I be? They're great. Perfect. Inspirational. It's got everything. Princesses, swords, drama, romance, creepy spirits... Y'know, I could go on. But I'm not gonna, 'cause I don't like talking that much. Anyway, I wanna do something special. You know -- pay tribute to my favorite story, or whatever. So, you know. Gonna have a special little sale in celebration of Sainte Ciel. Take a look:

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Lots of nice stuff. Great stuff. The best stuff. Sainte Ciel: Agape, Sainte Ciel: Eros, Sainte Ciel: Storge, and even the totally freakin' awesome SDPlus #364 Sainte Ciel herself are all gonna be on sale here at La Victoire. But, y'know, if you want the real experience, I recommend the Sainte Ciel Bundle. It's got everything a real fan needs -- believe me, I made sure of it. So. Okay. We'll have all these items until January 14th, 11:59 PM EST, 'cause after that I gotta run to Cielcon. So, uh. See you around, I guess.

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14 Last chance for Dream Bundles!Edit

  • Topic Last chance for Dream Bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:22 pm

Hey hey, Gaians! Did all of your dreams come true yet? I know it isn't easy, but you better not give up! With hard work you can pretty much achieve anything. But it does help if you're a super adorable kitten star -- you can consider that a pro tip. Anyway, I hope our awesome Dream Bundles have helped to inspire you, and that you've helped to inspire others with our totally awesome GOGO coupons. Don't forget that this dreamy deal is only going to be in the shop until January 14th, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by La Victoire before then and browse all of our fabulous wares! See you then, folks!

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14 Opera Magnifique Bundle and Gaia Cast Collection Bundle SaleEdit

  • Topic Opera Magnifique Bundle and Gaia Cast Collection Bundle Sale - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:43 pm

Aloha, Gaians! Jet here, just doin' some thinking. Our shop is starting to look a little packed, huh? I kinda wanna clean a few things out. I've been eyeing a couple of items in particular, I have to admit. Remember these bundles? They had all sorts of awesome things in them, take a look!

As much as it pains me to part with them, I think it's time for the Opera Magnifique Bundle and the Gaia Cast Collection Bundle to head off to that big ranch in the sky, where they can play with all the other retired bundles and they get to eat all the chocolate they want. You know, that place. So, to make sure we send both these amazing bundles off with a bang, we're going to be selling the Opera Magnifique Bundle and Gaia Cast Collection Bundle for 50% off until they're out of La Victoire! Never been a better time to pick up either of them, if you ask me. So why not stop by and give them a look? Hopefully we'll see you soon!

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14 Lethe Rose for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Lethe Rose for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:00 pm

Cygnus: Okay, so. Part of being an artist is having like... a lot of angst or whatever, right? A deep darkness in the very depths of your soul? Or something. I don't know. A lot of this artist stuff goes way over my head. But I figure if I want to be a real artist, I really gotta act the part. So, you know. Consider this next recolor my best attempt at it.

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This inky black item is Lethe Rose and it accurately depicts the sadness at my core. Or something. I honestly just thought it looked good in a black. But I don't know, maybe there's more to it. You guys tell me. Whatever. Come visit La Victoire if you wanna take a better look at it, but don't bug me. That's what Jet's around for.

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15 January's Monthly Collectible is here!Edit

  • Topic January's Monthly Collectible is here! - Posted: [NPC] Rina Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:12 pm

Can you believe it's finally time for the Monthly Collectibles? Ohmigoodness, I'm so excited I baked like a bajillion cookies in celebration! THEY'RE FINALLY HEEERREEEE!

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January's Monthly Collectible features a soldier who fights for love, and a knight with mysterious intent:

Celestial Soldier: Although the Celestial Soldier is a regular schoolgirl by day, at night she is gifted with powers that allow her to transform into a magic warrior! Includes her brown pigtails, sparkling eyes, magical bow collar, and lots more!

Elysian Knight: The Elysian Knight is just as handsome as he is enigmatic. Does the Elysian Knight have a hidden agenda, or is he trying to help the Celestial Soldier? Includes his mysterious mask, parted bangs, royal coat, and more!


These incredible new items are now available at La Victoire!


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15 Limited Quantity Items for Sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Items for Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 14, 2014 2:22 pm

Hey hey, Gaians! You all know that Cygnus and I spend a lot of our free time scouring the globe for the best items out there, right? It's pretty awesome. Cygnus grumps the entire time but I think he enjoys it too. There's just nothing like the hunt for Gaia's greatest fashions! And lemme tell you, I think we've found a pretty amazing quarry this time around. Here, take a look!

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Possessed Whispers and Pawsitive Mien are two brand new item sets sure to make you smile! I mean, just lookit how cute they are. The adorable hat with its funny little ears! That friendly ghost that totally just wants to give you a hug and not rip your soul out! Winners, guys. Can I pick 'em or what? We only managed to grab a couple of these items though, and so they're both gonna be sold in limited quantities here at La Victoire! And since these babies were pretty hard to find, we're not gonna be selling them for another few months after this. So why not stop by La Victoire and take a quick peek? They're gonna be sold until January 16, 11:59 PM EST so be sure to drop by soon!

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15 Royal Court Bundles in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Royal Court Bundles in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:07 pm

Greetings, Gaians! Y'know, I've often considered myself akin to royalty. I mean, what cat doesn't? Just look at how posh and sophisticated we all are! But my princely demeanor aside, I do kind of have a soft spot for royalty. The courtly manners! The pageantry! Those big fancy robes and big sticks covered in jewels! Man. Royalty kind of has it made, doesn't it? But even if I don't have a real title or a kingdom to rule with an iron fist, I can take some solace in creating a whole bunch of courtly bundles! Check this huge dollop of amazingness out:

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We've got a whole bunch of awesome bundles lined up for you here, all themed around the various characters you might find traipsing around a castle! There's the Court of the Queen Bundle brimming with regal glamor, the Court of the King Bundle filled with fashions befitting a king's splendor, the Court of the Knight Bundle for those of you who love your gallant chivalry, and finally the Court of the Jester Bundle specifically catered to anyone who likes to make a fool of themselves. But that's not all! We've also got the Random Court Bundle, which gives you a chance to win any of the Royal Court Bundles, or even the rare Full Court Bundle which contains all four Royal Court Bundles! This parade of majesty is only going to be in the shop until January 18th, 11:59 PM EST so be sure to drop by La Victoire and pay your respects! See you real soon, all right?

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16 Chimes Concert in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Chimes Concert in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:23 pm

Cygnus: Hey there, Gaians! Jet here ta' tell ya about a very exciting event happening in La Victoire today. You all already know that I'm a classy, intelligent, and all around high-society fella'! But did'ya know I'm also a connoisseur of the fine arts? So today in La Victoire we're gonna have a little concert... a Chimes concert!

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The brand new recolors Queen Chimes and Miss Chimes will be serenading our store until Friday, January 17th at 11:59pm PST! For an even sweeter sound, check out the Chimes Bundle which contains both these lovely little ladies plus the melodious Lady Chimes and Princess Chimes!


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16 Save 10% on Gaia Cash!Edit

  • Topic Save 10% on Gaia Cash! - Posted: admin Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:26 pm

Hello, Gaians! We're very excited to bring back one of your favorite offers: if you purchase Gaia Cash with Paypal or credit card, you'll receive a 10% discount on your purchase! This offer won't last long, so be sure to pick up some Gaia Cash before then to take advantage of this amazing bargain!

(Note: This offer is only good for a limited time! When taking advantage of this offer you will see the discount displayed to you on the GCash purchasing page!)

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17 Feelin' lucky? Try a Coin Flip!Edit

  • Topic Feelin' lucky? Try a Coin Flip! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:36 pm

Psst. Hey, you. Over here. It's just your trusty old friend Nicolae, back with another completely legitimate offerin'. Y'know, if you're... interested. I managed to get my hands on a real special item, and since I'm such a great guy I've decided to share it with you all. Now, I know that probably isn't enough to convince you of the superior quality of my product, but don't worry. I brought some fancy visuals that I'm hopin' will help win you over. Here, take a look:

Ever heard of a Coin Flip? 'Course you haven't -- but I'm here to tell you all about it. So, here's the game: using a Coin Flip gives you a 50/50 chance of either scorin' a super valuable rare item, or a whole bunch of gold. I'm talkin' stuff like Angelic Halo, backwings, Horns of the Demon, Lovely Lucie, Angelic Sash, Bibbles, King of Terra, Devil's Spice, Mercury Moon or millions of gold. The whole nine yards. So, you wanna try your luck? Coin Flip, baby. It's where it's at. I'm gonna be sellin' this nifty little item until January 19th, 11:59 PM EST. Don't want the cops getting wind of this, if you get me, so I'm not gonna push it. But hey, if you happen to be by La Victoire? Stop by and see me. We can work out a nice little deal.

17 EI Report: Tale of Clarion and Josie's Journey!Edit

  • Topic EI Report: Tale of Clarion and Josie's Journey! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:46 pm

Happy Friday, boys and girls! I trust we all had a nice, productive week? I certainly did. Amazing what you can accomplish when you don't give a fig about sleeping, eating, or workplace safety! As usual, I'm here to report on the efforts of my team and myself over at the Evolving Item Labs and all the amazing research we've uncovered over the course of the week. Are you prepared to be amazed? Wearing your safety goggles? Seatbelt? Swanky lab coat? Good! We've got all sorts of science-y goodness from Tale of Clarion and Josie's Journey today, so let's jump right in!

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Tale of Clarion: Our heroes were now laden down with treasure, enchanted armor, and incredible powers. Surely the Clarion had nothing left to show them? Still, the pair couldn't shake the feeling that their journey was not quite over just yet. An ominous portent fell over the two as they continued to travel across the strange land, something that they couldn't quite explain. There was no obvious, immediate danger, but they just somehow knew that something big -- and powerful -- was lurking in the shadows.

Or perhaps it was just their imaginations...

Josie's Journey: Josie carefully gathered up her belongings as she prepared to start her journey, making sure to pack as light as she could. After all, she didn't have a car. Or a bike. Or anything to travel on, really! It seemed she'd be enjoying her journey on foot -- at least, for a little while. Maybe she could find a used junker in a village somewhere? Either way, Josie was determined not to be deterred. She left a note informing her parents that she was pursuing her dream of traveling outside of her city, took a deep breath, and finally set off.

After what felt like an eternity of walking, Josie turned around and stared at the city she had now left behind her. From this distance it was just a darkened silhouette, a conglomerate of blocky buildings outlined against the blue sky. In front of her was a seemingly endless strip of a road, surrounded on either side by a flat expanse of land. No buildings, no homes -- no civilization. Nothing. For a moment Josie hesitated, a pang of early homesickness twisting her gut. But Josie knew she had to do this. She squared her shoulders, held her head high, and marched onwards. It felt almost as if something was calling for her out there, and she was going to find it.


Wasn't that splendid, my little scientific chums? Truly, you don't get quality like this from any other lab! Unfortunately that's all we have for today, but please tune in next Friday for more glorious science! You can see all these gorgeous items and more at La Victoire, and don't forget to vote in our Weekly EI Poll for your favorite items! See you all next Friday!

18 Runcible Spoon Renewal now for sale in La VictoireEdit

  • Topic Runcible Spoon Renewal now for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:25 pm

Cygnus: Uh. Hi. Me again. Still tryin' new things, or whatever. Making art. Sort of. Attempting to, anyway. Been going okay, I guess. Hard to focus when Jet keeps insisting on sleeping on my lap when I'm trying to work. Managed to get something done, though. Wanna see? Whatever, here it is anyway.

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I'm calling it Runcible Spoon Renewal. Because it represents my renewed interest in artistry. Or something. I don't know, I'm not great with names. I think the item came out pretty nice, though. Nothin' like the classic colors, you know? I hope so, at least. I tried. I guess that's what counts. I also recolored one of the dolls -- gonna call it SDPlus #485 Runcible Spoon Renewal. Both items are gonna be in the shop until January 19th, 11:59 PM EST so stop by and check it out. Maybe sit around for a while so Jet will sleep in your lap instead of mine. I might be able to get some actual work done that way.

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18 The Steampunk CrosStitch contest has begunEdit

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Hello, Gaians. I would just like to remind you that the new CrosStitch contest has officially begun, and will run from now until February 17th. The theme is Steampunk Wear, and I'm quite excited to see what amazing items you will come up with. Goggles? A kicky hat? A pair of sensible trousers? The choice is yours, honestly. I look forward to being impressed with your creativity and talent, and I simply cannot wait to see all of your designs.

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18 Final Hour -- Royal Court Bundles in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Final Hour -- Royal Court Bundles in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:04 pm

Greetings, Gaians! Just a reminder that this is the final hour to grab the Royal Court Bundles:

There's the Court of the Queen Bundle brimming with regal glamor, the Court of the King Bundle filled with fashions befitting a king's splendor, the Court of the Knight Bundle for those of you who love your gallant chivalry, and finally the Court of the Jester Bundle specifically catered to anyone who likes to make a fool of themselves. But that's not all! We've also got the Random Court Bundle, which gives you a chance to win any of the Royal Court Bundles, or even the rare Full Court Bundle which contains all four Royal Court Bundles! This parade of majesty is only going to be in the shop until 11:59 PM EST tonight so be sure to drop by La Victoire soon!

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19 Somber Enchanter now for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Somber Enchanter now for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:26 pm

Cygnus: So, uh. Hi. Still experimentin'. Really digging this whole black/white dichotomy kinda thing, in case you hadn't noticed. Enjoying the contrast. Plus, you know. Symbolic. Or something. I guess artists are supposed to kind of use symbolism? I don't really know. I just like it. Wanna see what I've been working on? Here, take a look:

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I'm not normally one for cutesy stuff, but I think this Somber Enchanter looks pretty awesome. Y'know. If you're into pretty dresses. And adorable three-headed dogs. With little bows. I, uh. I like the little bow. Anyway, look. It's cool. I'm proud of it. I worked hard. Come visit La Victoire and check it out, or whatever. It's gonna be in the shop until January 20th, 11:59 PM EST so, you know. Drop by. I guess. ... Yup.

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19 Coin Flip leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Coin Flip leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:27 pm

Hey -- did you see that? No, don't look directly at them, yeesh. Be sneaky about it. You see what I mean though? Cops nosin' around. Not good. Look, much as I'd love to stay and chitchat, I'm not sure I can hang around here much longer. Like I said before, this is a legitimate transaction that I'm conducting here, but I don't like the way those coppers have been eyeing me. So, let me remind you that Coin Flip is going to be leaving on January 19th, 11:59 PM EST. Wanna try your luck? Come see me before then.

Just don't bring any guards with you.

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19 Last Hour for Coin Flip!Edit

  • Topic Last Hour for Coin Flip! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Jan 19, 2014 11:19 pm

Psssst... just remindin' you that me and my Coin Flip- the lucky little coin that gives you a 50/50 chance of either scorin' a super valuable rare item, or a whole bunch of gold- are going to be leaving on January 19th, 11:59 PM EST.. that's less than an hour from now! Wanna try your luck? Come see me quick!

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20 Score some great wintry goods with Winter's Tale!Edit

  • Topic Score some great wintry goods with Winter's Tale! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:28 pm

Gaians, I feel I ought to warn you that I don't do particularly well with cold. My poor circulation and tendency to eschew traditional business wear and exclusively don short-sleeved shirts doesn't allow me much warmth, I'm afraid. The winter months are nothing but a source of misery as a result, and no amount of hot coffee or using Mr. Bibbles as a portable body heater seem to do me any good. Alas, if only I could invest in some more seasonally appropriate duds! Or maybe some heat for my apartment. Unfortunately, most of my income is currently tied up in a business venture -- something about a scheme to build pyramids, I honestly had trouble following what the guy was saying -- and so it seems that I'm doomed to spend my next few weeks chilled to the bone. But I can save you Gaians from the same fate! Would you like to spend this season both fashionably and comfortably? Then perhaps you ought to look into the brand new Winter's Tale CI, brimming with goods totally appropriate for the weather! Here, see for yourself:

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Such snaziness! Also, I've looked inside these wondrous items and I was shocked to discover that their contents were entirely all new! It truly warms my heart. But not my hands. Or nose. Or feet. Oh dear. Well, never mind that. Releasing the lovely Winter's Tale is enough to fill me with cheer! So, please drop by La Victoire if you'd like to check out this amazing item yourself. We even have it available in a bundle pack for those looking to really stock up for the season! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find myself a nice steam grate to hunch over.

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20 Club Verge is having a sale!Edit

  • Topic Club Verge is having a sale! - Posted: [NPC] P.U.G. Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:50 am

Hello? H-hello? Is this thing on? Oh, bother—I've never made one of these big announcements before and I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing, so please excuse me. AHEM! Hello, Gaians across the globe! I am P.U.G, a purveyor of fine fashionable goods and shopkeeper of the fabulous Club Verge! Also: former calendar model, bacon aficionado, world traveler, and current fashion icon. Well, I've got wonderful news for my beloved Vergers: Club Verge is having a sale on its entire inventory! Please, take a look!


These beautiful treasures will all be offered at a 10% discount! So why not visit Club Verge and take a gander at all my incredible wares? There's truly never been a better time to indulge in a little shopping—not that I ever need an excuse! This sale ends January 21, 11:59 PM EST, so please come visit soon!

Ta-ta, my friends!

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20 Divinity Court Aya for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Divinity Court Aya for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:29 pm

Cygnus: So, uh. Hi everyone. Hope you had a good weekend. Or, you know. Whatever. Mine was okay. Productive. Cleaned around the shop a little. Helped Jet get down from a tree he had accidentally climbed too high in. The usual stuff, I guess. I managed to practice some more art, too. Which is, you know. Good. Or whatever. Came up with something nice. Take a look:

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I guess I was in the mood for some fiery red. I'm calling it Divinity Court Aya. I'm happy with it. You know -- it feels... passionate. Or something. Anyway, it'll be available in La Victoire until January 22nd, 11:59 PM EST. So, uh. Stop by, if you want. Take a look around. Uh. Okay. Bye.

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20 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:43 pm

Hello, Gaians! We heard tell that someone—ahem, Cygnus—has been bandying about the word "divinity" without using it to reference our own incredible visages. Hmph. Were we not actively trying to make ourselves better people, we might actually be offended by such gauche behavior. Nevertheless, we've come from our planet just to show you the true meaning of real divinity! Behold the glorious splendor of Divinity's Reach!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! Such sparkle! Such pizazz! It truly is divine, isn't it? Oh, and to sweeten the deal some? We'll be offering the Divinity's Reach Bundle for 40% off! That oughta show that purple little upstart. So why not visit La Victoire while we're still in town? We'll be offering Divinity's Reach until January 21, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by soon if you'd like to bask in our beauty!

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21 Ready to win big at a Toga Party?Edit

  • Topic Ready to win big at a Toga Party? - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:41 am

Y'know, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Ancient Greece. I mean, what's cooler than a bunch of dudes walking around in ten foot long sheets, philosophizing about drinkin' some hemlock and then watching a good old-fashioned play about marrying your mom? Stuff is deep, man. Needless to say, I've got a pretty deep and abiding respect for Ancient Grecian mythology, customs, and best of all -- clothes! Unfortunately they don't make any cat-sized togas so I can't join in the festivities, but that's not gonna stop me from throwing an awesome Toga Party anyway! I mean, what better way to celebrate centuries of amazing culture than with a totally wicked shindig? I feel like the ancient Greeks would've appreciated it. Anyway, I've got some pretty sweet loot available at my party. Here, take a peek!

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We've got oodles of goodies you could win: anything from the Gift of the Gods, Golden Wings, and even Golden Laurels! So, you guys in? Ready to party up? Heck yeah you are! We're gonna be celebrating until January 23rd, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by La Victoire if you wanna groove with us! Oh, and if you really wanna party hard, you might wanna consider getting a Toga Party Bundle. See you there!

Toga! Toga! Toga!

21 Club Verge and La Victoire are partnering up!Edit

  • Topic Club Verge and La Victoire are partnering up! - Posted: [NPC] P.U.G. Fri Jan 17, 2014 11:56 am

Hello again, my friendly Gaian chums! Your humble P.U.G. returns once more with incredibly exciting news! As you all know, there is nothing I enjoy more than sharing my wonderful wares with as many users as possible. Why else would I have entered this business? And so I am delighted to inform you that I've partnered up with Jet and Cygnus from La Victoire. Admittedly I was reluctant to consider their proposal (I never trust a cat, friends, at least not at first) but the prospect of spreading my love of stylish finery to a greater audience was too much too resist. What does this mean? Allow me to elaborate! Going forward, Vergers will be at the forefront of the fashion world by receiving early access to select fabulous items—seven days early, in fact! -- before those items are then placed into La Victoire.

Now, what better way to celebrate all this wonderful news than with a sale?


Stellar Night, Exalted Arc, His Animosity, Her Illumination, Herbalist Lavenda, and Silkrose Stroll will all be making their triumphant return to Club Verge's shelves at a 10% discount! They'll be in the shop until January 21, 11:59 PM EST, so please drop by and pay me a visit if you have the time! You know I always enjoy seeing your lovely faces.

Adieu, mes amies! Adieu!

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21 Divnity's Reach Super Bundle now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Divnity's Reach Super Bundle now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:57 pm

Ugh! The audacity of some people, Gaians! You wouldn't believe the dirty looks Cygnus is throwing us after we politely called him out earlier. Jet told us that glowering is just "his normal face" but we refuse to accept such excuses. We are positive that he is jealous of our sparkling beauty and that he intends to take it out on us by tossing us sour glares whenever he can! Well, that's fine. Two—or three, in this case—can play at that game. We'll show him that we're the greatest shopkeepers Gaia's ever seen! How? By offering an amazing deal on Divinity's Reach, with the simply heavenly Divinity's Reach Super Bundle!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! And with the incredible Divinity's Reach Super Bundle, you can get 12 Divinity's Reach for a price that is utterly divine! But we can't offer a deal this amazing for too long, so the Super Bundle will leave La Victoire by 11:59 PM EST tonight! Still, it should be more than enough to keep that big, purple jerk from making faces at us! See you at La Victoire!

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22 Loving and Loathing Sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Loving and Loathing Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:32 pm

You know what I love? You guys. No, I do! I'm not one for the touchy-feely stuff, but honestly you Gaians make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. But you know what I loathe? Feeling warm and fuzzy. I'm super conflicted right now guys, you have no idea. I'm on an emotional rollercoaster of FEELINGS and SENTIMENT and it's just. Ugh. I can't decide if it's the worst or the best thing ever. My brain is overloading here, kids. But, y'know, brain overloads can lead to brainstorms... And so I had an idea! Why not sift through my emotional turmoil with a sale themed around how I'm feeling? Oh yeah. Sounds good. So, we're gonna be having a little "Loving" and "Loathing" sale here in La Victoire! Take a look!

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You might've noticed a few new faces (literally) amongst some old friends! That's right: we're not only selling Loving Manner and Loathing Style, but we'll also be selling two recolors of each! You can snag yourself a Tender Loving Manner and Gentle Loving Manner if you're feeling lovey-dovey, or a Fierce Loathing Style and Bitter Loathing Style if you're like Cygnus and like frowning at people a lot. The choice is yours! But if you're having trouble deciding between them all, we'll also be offering the totally awesome Loving Bundle and Loathing Bundle! The sale is only until January 24th at 11:59pm EST though, because I'm hoping to have my feelings sorted out by then. Otherwise I'm worried I might end up going a little crazy. So, hey! See you around La Victoire, ya hear?

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22 It's best o' bundles galore at La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic It's best o' bundles galore at La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:01 pm

Augh! Help! Help me! I'm drownin' in bundles here! I don't know where they all came from -- I put in an order for one or two and instead this buy guy Lance brought me like a BAJILLION of them and said something about "here is your giant package!" and I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. All I know is the shop is so stuffed full of bundles that I can barely move! I'm literally swimming in 'em! Can you guys help me move some of this extra inventory? Here, I'll show you all the amazing items we just accidentally got in stock.

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As far as I can tell, we've received way too much of includes the following bundles:

• Mad Science Bundle
• Masked Deception Bundle
• Angelic Item Bundle
• Breezy Love Bundle
• Animated Item Bundle 3
• Demonic Date Bundle
• Love of Tea Bundle
• Bows and Bolts Bundle
• Forgotten Pages Bundle


And the crazy thing is that's not even all of it! We've also got the Best of Bundles Surprise, which can include any of the bundles listed above (excluding Angelic Item Bundle) or -- if you're lucky! -- a chance to win the Princess Voyage Bundle or the Marionette Bundle! I'm really hoping to get rid of all these bundles (boy am I already sick of that word) by January 23rd, 11:59 PM EST, so please drop in before then and save me from this tidal wave of crazy.

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22 Puppeteer's Insatiable Reprise for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Puppeteer's Insatiable Reprise for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:38 pm

Cygnus: Yo. Uh. Hope you're all doing well. Or something. I'm trying to be... friendlier. Jet says I have to, because my scary face intimidates customers. Or whatever. To be honest, I hate this already. So I'm gonna stop. So, uh. Here. I made a thing. Take a look, if that's what you want.

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The red is symbolic of my annoyance with Jet. I guess. I also just like red, so. You know. Take it as you will. It's called Puppeteer's Insatiable Reprise and it's available now at La Victoire until January 23rd, 11:59 PM EST. So, I guess come by, if that's what you want. Maybe be extra mean to Jet for me so he'll leave me alone for a while. See you around.

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22 Cash Shop Update: Turbulent Waters Bundle!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Turbulent Waters Bundle! - Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 5:37 pm

Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Or you know. Maybe not. Since I don't really like water or anything, I'm pretty much as landlocked as they come. But I like to pretend! Don a jaunty little eyepatch. Drink some ice tea and pretend it's rum. You know -- the usual kind of stuff! And of course there's all the lootin' and pillaging, the actual pirate business. That normally entails running into Cygnus' room, loading up with whatever I can get my paws on, and then dashing back out before the big lug can really register what's going on. Boy, does it tick him off! It's pretty dang great. Just like pirates! Which is why I've got this great new bundle for sale, celebrating everything it is to be a scurvy ol' scourge of the seven seas! Let's take a look at the Turbulent Waters Bundle, shall we?

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Madame Rouge: A fearsome pirate who is as beautiful as she is dangerous! She's determined to prove herself, regardless of her gender. Her goal? To use her mysterious necklace and have it lead her to a lost race of of aquatic humanoids -- and all their glorious treasure! Includes her pirate coat, ruffled shirt, pants and boots, sword, flowing scarlet hair, and trademark rouge lips.

Mysterious Captain: This devilish seadog's smirk always looks somehow familiar, but he never stays long enough in one place for anyone to recognize him. He travels from port to port, breaking hearts and stealing coin, until he's off to sea once more in search of a lost lady love who set sail many years ago. Includes his feathered hat, jabot, long coat, ginger hair, smokey eye makeup, and a handsome pirate stance.

Moana the Azure Porpoise: Moana is a porpoise with purpose: to be your friend! She comes with plenty of poses to make sure you both have lots of fun on the high seas. Includes her beautiful eyes so you can match her gaze!

Available exclusively in the Turbulent Waters Bundle is the captivating Azure Guidance! This strange necklace possesses the one who wears it, opening their eyes to the ancient history of a lost people.


So awesome. Am I right? Of course I am. Man, this totally gives me a hankering to go put on that old eyepatch, lemme tell ya. I think Cygnus hid it somewhere but that just means I get to go on a treasure hunt! You can check out this great bundle at La Victoire, so I hope to see you there real soon!

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23 What does the fox sell? Find out at La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic What does the fox sell? Find out at La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:20 pm

So, okay. I've got something to say to everyone, so I need y'all to put on your listenin' caps and lean in real close. I've been hearing rumors around the water cooler that, apparently, people are very curious as to what foxes say. Inordinately so, in fact. Like, it's borderline unhealthy. I'm worried about your welfare, people. Have you ever actually listened to a fox? The noises they make! They're... they're unholy. Me and my buddy Sly, you know, we can be conversatin' on all cheerful like when suddenly he starts letting out these yowls and screams that are absolutely TERRIFYING. And no, they don't sound anything like "Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!" before you get any sort of crazy ideas. C'mon guys! That's just insulting to us fuzzy, adorable, four-legged mammals. I don't go around making silly sounds and shouting "WHAT DO THE GAIANS SAY" or whatever. But look, I'm a good guy. I like to think of myself as an educator. So hey, Sly is looking for a good home -- along with some of my other animal chums -- and so I figure, why not help you guys learn what noises foxes (and other animals) actually make? Also, I'm pretty sure Cygnus has some old dolls he probably doesn't want anymore, and I kind of want revenge on him for talkin' bad about me in his "art" posts, sooo... Let's see what we've got, shall we?

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We'll be offering the following adorable pets for sale:

• Sly the Black Fox
• Kintaro the Shiba Inu
• Custard the Kitten
• Melchior the Meowl
• Cartier the Dragon


And these super collectible toys that I'm totally positive Cygnus won't miss! Probably.

• SDPlus #424 Renard
• SDPlus #099 Kanoko
• SDPlus #176 Thief
• SDPlus #251 Aiden
• SDPlus #418 Melody


Prepare yourself for a real symphony of animal noises, friends. Our neighbors are gonna absolutely hate us! It'll be totally awesome. Thankfully, they won't have to put up with the cacophony for long, since this sale ends January 24th, 11:59 PM EST. Drop by if you'd like! See you around!

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23 Flynn's Booty and Chest are back!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Booty and Chest are back! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:52 pm

Ahoy, Gaians! I heard tell that there was some bundle based on pirates now available in La Victoire, but pssh—those crazy kids ain't pirates! Where's the flashy spaceship? The eye-searing magenta? The kick butt stompy boots good for punting people out the airlock? I tell ya, these guys don't know anything about being a proper privateer! So I'm visiting for a bit, here to show everyone the true meaning of piracy! And what better way to flex my scallywag muscle than to offer up a little of my precious booty and chest? So, I'm going to be putting Flynn's Booty and Flynn's Chest in La Victoire until January 23, 11:59 PM EST to give you all a taste of what it truly means to be a space pirate. Each Booty has the chance to contain up to 100 million gold, and my Chest contains up to 250 million gold! Not only that, but I'm going to be offering my chest for some amazing discounts. You can score twelve Flynn's Chests for 40% off, six Flynn's Chests for 30% off, or an individual Flynn's Chest for 25% off! A pirate's life is truly for me, eh?

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23 Flynn's Booty and Chest are leaving La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Booty and Chest are leaving La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:15 pm

Yohoho, Gaians! Just here to tell you I gotta be launching back into space pretty soon. I mean, those vessels aren't exactly going to pirate themselves, you know? You'd think there would be an automated process for commandeering a ship and seizing all their assets already, but nope. Gotta do all the hard work myself. So, I'm just reminding you that my precious Flynn's Booty and Flynn's Chest are only going to be in La Victoire until January 23, 11:59 PM EST... that's only a couple hours from now! Each Booty has the chance to contain up to 100 million gold, and my Chest contains up to 250 million gold! So why not open one and see how much you win? It's probably a heck of a lot easier than piracy!

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24 It's Dr. Singh's greatest experiment: Theory of EvolutionEdit

  • Topic It's Dr. Singh's greatest experiment: Theory of Evolution! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:12 pm

Gaians, I've... I've done it. I've created something so mind bogglingly brilliant, so astoundingly amazing, so scientifically genius that is bound to absolutely blow your mind. Einstein? Mendeleev? Newton? Hacks! The whole lot of them! Nothing they ever came up with even comes close to rivaling my new, greatest experiment: the Theory of Evolution! Yes, okay -- perhaps the name isn't the most original, but my theory is completely different from anything Darwin conjured up! Using my amazing new theory, I've created a device that -- through completely scientific means that have nothing even remotely to do with with the wizard I keep trapped in the basement of the EI Labs -- randomly recreates an Evolving Item or Rapidly Evolving Item from the past and delivers it directly to your inventory! Don't believe me? BEHOLD, empirical evidence!

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That's right, you could win EIs such as The Case of Pietro and Zodiacal, REIs like Sainte Ciel: Agape or Little Lucie, and tons more to boot! It's almost too good to be true, but it is. I swear! Except maybe you guys could help me test it out a bit? You know, be my sample group. I'd really appreciate the help! Once I collect all my results I can submit a paper to Evolutionary Theorist Monthly and they'll have to publish it. They all laughed at me, but I'll show them! I'll show them all! So why not aid the march of scientific progress and pick up a Theory of Evolution CI? They'll be in La Victoire until January 26th, 11:59 PM EST because I need to gather my data fast if I want to submit my research in time. Help an excited scientist out!

Let the great experiment BEGIN!

24 Great stuff for guys on sale at La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Great stuff for guys on sale at La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:46 pm

You know, Gaians, being cute and fluffy definitely has its perks. People wanna pick you up and carry you places, you get some really nice chin scratchies, and folks naturally assume that you never do anything wrong 'cause you're so gosh darn adorable! I admit, it's worked out pretty well for me. But sometimes I do wish I was a little... tougher. More masculine. Y'know -- all vests and ties and big scary muscles, whippin' around a giant sword as if it weighed no more than a toothpick. Sometimes I do pretend a toothpick is a giant sword, but honestly it's really just not the same. Cygnus only gets mildly annoyed when I poke him with it instead of grievously injured. Sigh. Well, you know. In celebration of my masculine ideal, I figured I oughta hold a sale featurin' everything I think to be pretty manly! Check out what we've got:

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That's right! Cruel Cleaner, The Somber Ringmaster, Bitter Sweets, Hero's Manner, Blade of the Night Sky, and Devil's Spice will all be on sale right here in La Victoire! Man, I feel like flexin' my biceps just looking at these things. You know, if I had anything to actually flex. Maybe I'll get Cygnus to flex for me. Anyway, these will all be on sale until January 24th, 11:59 PM EST, so stop by and we'll... I don't know! Grill up some steaks! Talk about some football! Go yachting!

That's manly stuff, right? ... Right?

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24 Divinity Court Veronique for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Divinity Court Veronique for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Jan 22, 2014 5:50 pm

Cygnus: Okay, so. Feelin' bit less angry lately. Don't know why. Ate a good waffle. Assuming it is related to that, since I like breakfast food. A lot. So, uh. Decided to color something else again today. Made it a little prettier. Softer. Nice. Um. I guess I can show you, if you want.

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It's uh. Blue. And white. Like a nice sky. Or something. I named it Divinity Court Veronique and it'll be available until 11:59pm EST January 25th, if you're interested in taking a look. Doesn't matter to me. But, you know. Always nice to support a struggling artist. Or whatever. I gotta go. Want more waffles.

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24 Ready to test your luck? Try a Coin Toss!Edit

  • Topic Ready to test your luck? Try a Coin Toss! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:18 pm

Hey there. Remember me? Your good pal Nicolae? 'Course you do. Look, keep your voice down. We gotta stay quiet, right? I don't really want anyone thinking we look suspicious or anything. After all, I'm a legitimate businessman -- really! So... You interested in doing some business with an upstanding gent like myself? Fantastic, 'cause I've got an exceptional deal for someone as distinguished as you are. I can tell you're curious as to what it is. Don't worry, I'm not gonna keep you in suspense. I've got this brand new item, Coin Toss, fresh off the market. It's filled with amazing goodies! Don't believe me? Have a peek...

Pretty amazing, huh? You can win up to 100 million gold, or great items such as Mini Nitemare Wings, Onei the Dark Unicorn, Princess of the Universe, or even a Panda Hat -- all at the toss of a coin. 'Cept this coin is a little... different. Let's just say you've got some real influence over the outcome, you get me? Whoa, hey, hands off, buddy. A peek is all you get. You want the real thing? Then check out La Victoire and take a look at Coin Toss yourself. They'll be in the shop until 11:59pm EST January 25th. So, you feelin' at all "lucky" there, friend? 'Cause you look real lucky to me. So lucky you might even wanna try pickin' ' up a bundle or two. I'll see you around, huh? Just don't tell anyone I was here.

Try a Coin Toss!

24 EI Report: Josie's Journey and Tale of Clarion!Edit

  • Topic EI Report: Josie's Journey and Tale of Clarion! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Date

Greetings, my lovely little muffins of science-y deliciousness! I've been having just an amazing week so far. With Gaians helping to test out my groundbreaking new Theory of Evolution, I've been collating so much data that I've never felt happier! I've even brought in some extra help; that guy Ivan sure is handy with a calculator. But don't worry, guys -- no matter how excited I am to conduct a new experiment, I will never forget my one true love and passion. Evolving Item reports are practically my raison d'etre, and we've got such an fascinating one to get through this week that I scarcely know where to start! Not only has Josie's Journey experienced another remarkable evolution, but Tale of Clarion underwent an absolutely incredible finale! Let's take a look, shall we?

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Josie's Journey: Josie continued to plod along the path, her feet growing more and more sore as she wandered. The occasional small town dotted the road she walked, but they were so few and far between that Josie could barely muster the energy to get excited for them. Maybe she just hadn't traveled far enough from her city yet? Just as Josie was beginning to question her decision to leave home, a sputtering engine and flash of metal rocketed past her. Josie coughed in the dust it raised in its wake, waving a hand in front of her face to clear the air, when she realized something: her bag was gone! Infuriated, Josie set off after the moped at breakneck speed.

No matter how much the thief gassed the engine, he simply couldn't escape Josie's wrath. She easily caught up to the bike and grabbed the thief by his collar, tossing him off as if he weighed nothing at all. Wide-eyed, the thief apologized and begged Josie not to beat him up, offering her a ride to the next town in exchange. Josie considered this for a moment, eyeing her would-be assailant carefully. He seemed just a few years older than her, with spindly arms and legs and not that much muscle. Josie knew she could easily take him down if he tried anything funny. And so she agreed, although she warned her new partner that she was a deadly shot with her earrings if he attempted anything even remotely suspicious. She hopped on the back of his bike and the pair set off to the nearest town, still several days away.

And although neither Josie nor her new friend were aware of it, this was how Josie met her first true love.

Tale of Clarion: The Clarion bell chimed a frightened warning as dark shadows advanced on our heroes. They gripped their weapons tight and exchanged a look, each of them aware that this was the final, climactic battle. With the Clarion ringing in their ears, they swung and hacked, slashed and parried; the shadows were everywhere, but their gift of sight and enchanted armor helped them evade their monstrous claws and magic. Finally, as twilight fell on the strange land, the last of the shadows found its incorporeal body pierced by the heroes' magic weapons. It dissipated with a faint hiss, and the battle was finally over. The heroes had fulfilled the prophecy: they had saved this land from the monsters that tormented it. The Clarion began to peal as a second moon suddenly appeared in the night sky. The heroes stared at it in wonder as the Clarion continued to ring, its music sweet and clear. It was peaceful.


That's it for this Friday's report, but we'll have tons more evolutionary goodness next week! I mean, who knows what will crop up? Please drop by La Victoire if you wish to witness these scientific marvels in person, and don't forget to vote in our Weekly EI Poll when you have the chance! See you next week, science lovers!

25 Sainte Ciel: Thanatos for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Sainte Ciel: Thanatos for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:20 pm

Cygnus: So. Some of you may or may not be aware of the fact that I, uh. Really like the Rosamund and Ciel stories. Like. A lot. They're kind of my favorite. So, uh. Anyway. It's a sad story, you know. Tragedy. Loss. Romance. Death. Mourning. Figured I ought to, uh. Pay my respects. Create something that shows how, um. Sad the story is. Or something. That's what I tried to do, anyway. Just take a look or whatever...

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I'm calling it Sainte Ciel: Thanatos and I'm pretty happy with how it came out. Feels like it does the uh... The characters justice. Or whatever. I also spiffed up the Sainte Ciel doll a little to match. SDPlus #486 Sainte Ciel's Lament has kind of a ring to it. I think. It fits, anyway. So, you know. They're gonna be in La Victoire until 11:59 pm EST January 26th, so. Okay. Drop by. Or whatever.

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25 Coin Toss Super Bundle now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Coin Toss Super Bundle now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:25 pm

Wow. You would just not believe what just fell off the back of that tru -- I mean, what an amazing windfall I just happened to accidentally discover! Yeah. Let's go with that. So, Coin Toss? Got more of it. Lots more, in fact. Enough to stuff 'em all into one handy-dandy super convenient bundle for you guys. You want in on this action? Here, first let me give you a little reminder of what my lovely little Coin Toss can help you... procure.


Sure is a pretty amazing little thing, isn't it? You could win up to 100 million gold, or great items such as Mini Nitemare Wings, Onei the Dark Unicorn, Princess of the Universe, or even a Panda Hat -- all at the toss of a coin. Wanna know what the neat thing is? You choose your own fate -- if you catch my drift. So, you want 'em? I got 'em. Brand new Super Coin Toss Bundle is literally chock full of them. Best part? Selling it at a discount. 30% off. Can't beat it. Only going to be in the shop until January 25th, 11:59 PM EST though, so you might wanna act fast if you wanna pick up one of these precious little bundles of joy. See you around, all right?

Oh, and this conversation? Never happened.

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25 Gold Shops Update: New Kitchen Utensils and Cozy Knitwear!Edit

  • Topic Gold Shops Update: New Kitchen Utensils and Cozy Knitwear! - Posted: [NPC] Rina Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:50 pm

Oh wow! Oh WOW! This is such an exciting month for me ohmigoodness I totally can't handle it! Look at all this super amazing totally awesome maybe I'm drooling a little can you believe it WONDERFUL brand new stuff! I'm now stocking oodles of totally super cute kitchen utensils in my shop, Buttercup Cafe, so that you can really unleash the baker in you! Oh my gosh. Just imagine all the cakes you'll be frosting with the help of these new tools! All the cookies you can pass out to hungry orphans! Or to me! But also the orphans. We also added lots of new yummy goodies for you to enjoy! OH OH and that's not even all of it! Jock Strap and Gambino Outfitters BOTH got new inventory as well, with some super comfortable new knit wear to keep you all snuggly warm this winter! Just take a look at all this AMAZINGNESS:

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Nope still can't handle it omigoshomigosh. I'm so excited! Can you tell? Is it obvious? Okay, maybe a little. I, um... Maybe I oughta calm down a little? Oh, I can browse Dropplr! That always helps me mellow. So, like, okay! Visit me real soon, you promise? And make sure you say hi to Liam and Sasha too! BYEEEEEE!

Let's Go Shopping!

25 Coin Toss leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Coin Toss leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:34 pm

Rumor is some of the guards have been asking questions about me. That makes me kind of uncomfortable. I'd rather fly under their radar if possible, if you get me. So, you know. Best I start packing my things and maybe think about moving on. Don't want to be in the same place too long, after all. Call it wanderlust -- or call it just an overly developed sense of self-preservation. Either way I'm heading out soon, and I'm taking my Coin Toss with me. What's a Coin Toss? Well here, lemme show you:


With one flip of a Coin Toss you could win up to 100 million gold, or great items such as Mini Nitemare Wings, Onei the Dark Unicorn, Princess of the Universe, or even a Panda Hat -- all at the toss of a coin. The best part? You choose your own fate -- if you catch my drift. So why not pick up a couple before I hit the road? Couldn't hurt, I don't think. You'd be helping out a struggling businessman, you kind stranger you. Heh. I'm leaving tonight: January 25th, 11:59 PM EST, so try to stop by La Victoire before then.

See ya around.

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26 Ready for the red carpet? Music, fashion, and more at LV!Edit

  • Topic Ready for the red carpet? Music, fashion, and more at LV! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:22 pm

So, can I tell you guys a little secret? I love, love, LOVE award shows. I know, I know! They're super duper cheesy and campy and all that stuff. But have you seen how sparkly everything is? From the spangly dresses, to the glittering performance wear, and even the shiny trophies they hand out... everything just shimmers! And I do love a good sparkle, folks. I adore a good sparkle. So I'm pretty stoked that we've got an award show coming up real soon that is sure to feature plenty of all those things and more! And that's why I'm so excited about this sale too. It's gonna be glamorous, elegant, totally rock and roll -- just like me! Plus super duper extra sparrrkkllyyy! Let's take a look!

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We've got lots of red carpet worthy gear here, all bundled up in neat little packages for you to take home! There's the Star Performance Bundle with items that are sure to help you fancy gents get dressed to the nines, the Starlet Performance Bundle filled with everything a classy gal needs to make an entrance to remember, and the Music Performance Bundle is full of great gear to help you give the performance of a lifetime! But that's not all: we've also got the Surprise Performance item, which can contain any of the bundles listed above, or even the super rare Superstar Performance Bundle chock full of incredible items sure to make you feel like a real winner! These bundles will be available until January 27th, 11:59 PM EST, so why not stop by and strut your stuff? I've even set up a little red carpet in the middle of the shop, see? You can find me posing dramatically on it as I picture crowds of screaming fans cheering me on from behind silken cordons.

One day, Jet. One day.

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26 Sainte Ciel: Thanatos' Final HoursEdit

  • Topic Sainte Ciel: Thanatos' Final Hours - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Jan 26, 2014 7:03 pm

Cyngus: Wow... I know I love the Rosamund and Ciel stories... But. Uh. I never expected that you all would like my take on it so much. So. Thanks, or something...


Since my Sainte Ciel: Thanatos and SDPlus #486 Sainte Ciel's Lament seem to be... well liked or something... I thought I'd remind you that they're only gonna be in La Victoire until tonight at 11:59 pm EST. Okay. Thanks again. Or whatever.

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26 Nicolae's Surprise Encore Visit!Edit

  • Topic Nicolae's Surprise Encore Visit! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:24 pm

Pssst... Gaians, over here! Did'ya miss me? Word on the street is that my Coin Toss was a big hit. Sooo... I thought I'd sneak back for a quick surprise visit ta' give you another chance to pick one up. What's a Coin Toss? Well here, lemme show you:


With one flip of a Coin Toss you could win up to 100 million gold, or great items such as Mini Nitemare Wings, Onei the Dark Unicorn, Princess of the Universe, or even a Panda Hat -- all at the toss of a coin. The best part? You choose your own fate -- if you catch my drift. I don't wanna hang around too long in case the guards catch wind, so hurry up and come see me before tonight at 11:59 PM EST!

See ya around.

Get Lucky

27 It's a mad, mad, mad tea party sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic It's a mad, mad, mad tea party sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:57 pm

Jet: Ahem! The following is an address from Sir Jet of Sparkleton, Duke of the Worcestershire Sauce, Lord of Biscuits! Hello, my good Gaian chums! Do you like tea? I quite like tea! Tea is pretty great! We should all drink tea! Together! Here! Mayhaps with little tiny sandwiches, which are in fact normal sized sandwiches for me, since I am a star kitten and thus am quite small. But for you they shall be most tiny! Ohohohoho! Now then, shall we commence the drinking of the tea? Everyone, dump some totally gross leaves into your boiling hot water and -- hey! Hey! Cygnus, you big lug, put me down!

Cygnus: Uh, guys. I feel like I ought to explain this a little. Jet's been watching a lot of that TV show "Downtown Monastery" and I think it's, like... ruined his brain. Or something. He's been doing this all weekend. Look, what we're trying to say is that we're having a little tea party here at La Victoire. And, uh -- we're celebrating that, too. With bundles. See? Take a look:

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Cygnus: It's got kind of an Alice in Wonderland vibe to it, mostly because if we had to do an entire tea party themed around Downtown Monastery I think I'd go completely insane. And I, uh. I really don't wanna end up like Jet.

Jet: PISHPOSH, I AM IN FULL CONTROL OF MY CAPACITIES. Put me down this instant! I am a duke!

Cygnus: See what I mean? The bundles are pretty awesome though. We've got the Cheshire Cat Bundle, the Queen of Hearts Bundle, the Mad Hatter Bundle, and the Alice Bundle. We've also got the mysterious Drink Me Eat Me item, which can contain any of the bundles listed above, or even the super rare Unbirthday Party Pack, filled with amazing treasures you're sure to love. These bundles will be in the shop until January 29th, 11:59 PM EST. So uh, stop by, if you'd like. Have some tea. Or don't. But please come. I need help dealing with Jet. Please.

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27 Get a head start on February's first CI with Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic Get a head start on February's first CI with Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:16 pm

Ah, the holiday of l'amour. Apparently we can expect its swift, merciless approach some time next month. Nothing like being reminded time and time again of your own horrible, soul-crushing loneliness, is there? No, I certainly enjoy it. I do. I sit down with Mr. Bibbles and a tub of Stenn & Ivin Ice Cream Sad Pops and just... enjoy my own piercing solitude. You see, not every cloud has a silver lining covered in Frills. It's remarkable that I've managed to maintain my svelte figure, as I tend to... indulge as Valentine's Day approaches. I might hit up the BK and the White Qastle—both on the same night. Or just eat a huge bowl of Cirael and call it a day. Afterwards, I like to curl up with a bunch of pillows and realize that I am, and always will be, forever, forever, alone.

Sigh. Well, there's one bright spot on the vast, empty horizon. February's Advance Chance is here, and not a moment too soon!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the February Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


I've inspected this month's Advance Chance thoroughly, and I am convinced that it's a little different! I believe it's because some old items that have gone below a certain value have been removed. Other than that, however, it appears to be perfectly, wonderfully normal! Huzzah! This is actually making me feel a little bit better, I will admit. You can pick up your own Advance Chance in La Victoire!

Oh, and one more very, very important thing! I've been asked to tell you all that, going forward, there will now be two full CIs every month! Which means I'll have fewer opportunities to dwell on my loneliness and solitude! DOUBLE HUZZAH! Please keep an eye out for our second CI coming later next month!

27 Best of Recolors Sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Best of Recolors Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:01 pm

Cygnus: All right, so. Jet is having a little tea party with himself and a bunch of my action figures. I'm just... I'm not gonna touch that. So long as he's happy, or whatever. Gonna focus on my own thing instead. Y'know... my art. And stuff. I've been kind of hitting a wall. Not feeling super motivated, or whatever. So I figured maybe I'll have a sale on the things that inspired me to want to do this kind of art in the first place? Maybe it'll help. So, um. These are some recolors that I like. A lot. Here, it's better if I just show you:


It's kind of a lot of them, but I guess they're um... They're all special to me. So, uh. You probably want to know their names. Okay.

  • Lavish Lucie
  • Ivory Rose
  • Hera's Lace
  • Puriel's Wings
  • Beyond Blush
  • Antique Marionette


We've also got the Marionette Bundle for sale, since that item is, um... Just kind of insanely cool. You know what else is cool? That all those recolors and the Marionette Bundle are going to be sold at a 10% discount. Oh, and I've even tossed my ultimate favorites into the new Recolor Redux Bundle, and since I think they're, um... you know, really awesome, it'll be sold at a 40% discount. So, um. I think that's pretty neat. Maybe even a little inspiring. Startin' to feel the art bug kind of, um... Itching? Maybe it's allergies. I don't know. We'll have all these items in La Victoire until January 28, 11:59 PM EST so I guess come visit. If that's what you want. You can join Jet's little tea party.

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28 Wanna win big? Then get ready to Pick A Card!Edit

  • Topic Wanna win big? Then get ready to Pick A Card! - Posted: [NPC] Becky Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:08 pm

Hey there, Gaians! Ready to see if Lady Luck is on your side? Are you willing to risk it all in order to win big? Or are you the kind of person that prefers to safely hedge their bets? Well, either way, I've got a great new item that's sure to bring out your inner highroller! It's called Pick a Card and it honestly couldn't be any simpler! Plus, you could come away with some totally amazing prizes, like these gorgeous items!


With my amazing new Pick A Card, you could be well on your way to winning an incredible fortune or scoring a valuable new item! If you're willing to play it a little dangerously, that is. Or maybe you'd rather play your cards close to the vest? That's totally okay too! With Pick A Card, we've got something for everyone! All you have to do is choose the card that reflects how adventurous you're feeling. Wanna play it safe? Then pick the calmingly blue Safe Card! You could win up to 7.5 million gold or an item of similar value! Oh, but maybe you're feeling a little bolder? Then play the yellow Normal Card! By playing the Normal Card, you could win anywhere between 2 million gold or 50 million gold, or an item of similar value, but just remember -- you're not playing it safe anymore! Lastly, if you really want to take a chance, you could try playing the bright red Risky Card! This card offers the greatest rewards, but as the name implies, also the most risk! You could win anywhere between 500K to one billion gold, or an item of similar value! So, you ready to play? Then come visit La Victoire and try out a Pick A Card! They'll be in the shop until January 29th, 11:59 PM EST, so you've only got until then to place your bets!

May the odds be in your favor!

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28 It's a flurry of feathers and cards in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic It's a flurry of feathers and cards in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:16 pm

Hey hey, Gaian chums! I'm taking a break from my tea party because I just drank like, fifteen cups of tea and I'm starting to feel a little nauseated! Phew! Not sure you're supposed to drink that much, honestly. But when I commit I commit, dangit. Still, I think this is the perfect time to let you know about a few things going on in La Victoire! First off, that weird dog guy (who Cygnus claims is perfectly nice, but I don't trust him) has been gracious enough to give La Victoire some lovely wings from Club Verge!

Paul's Wings and Tennin's Wings have floated their way to our shelves, and lemme just say they are looking mighty fine up there! Oh, also, that girl Becky? She said something about having to go cuddle with some pillows or something like that, but she wanted me to remind you that Pick A Card is still in La Victoire, and will be in the shop until January 29th, 11:59 PM EST! If you didn't know, Pick A Card is a great way to earn tons of gold and great, valuable items -- but you gotta be careful, 'cause to get the bigger prizes you gotta take the bigger risks! So drop by La Victoire when you've got the chance, and make sure you bring your best mercury-laced caps and tea cozies! Back to the party!

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29 Test your luck with Let It Ride and you could win BIG!Edit

  • Topic Test your luck with Let It Ride and you could win BIG! - Posted: [NPC] Becky Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:53 pm

Good news, Gaians! Becky is back with a whole new item chock full of opportunities! Are you the kind of person who likes to go big or go home? Confident that Lady Luck is on your side? Willing to go in double or nothing? Then you're my kind of Gaian! And that means that you'd love the new Let It Ride item, which gives you the chance to win tons of gold or even great prizes like these!

Let It Ride is sure to bring out the risky go-getter in you! Not only does it give you the chance to nab some great, valuable items, but you could win anywhere from two million to one billion gold! How, you might ask? Simple! If you score gold with your Let It Ride card, you'll have the option to -- you guessed it -- LET IT RIDE! If you're successful, you'll win double the amount of gold you originally scored! Of course, not everyone is so lucky... but no worries! If you aren't successful, you'll walk away with half the original amount you won. So, you wanna find out how lucky you really are? Then you gotta Let It Ride! You can pick one up in La Victoire, and they'll be on sale until January 29th, 11:59 PM EST! May the odds be in your favor!

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29 It's a Winter Grab Bag Sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic It's a Winter Grab Bag Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:55 pm

Maaan, it's chilly outside lately! Why don't people make more cat-sized scarves, mittens, or caps? At least it's nice and cozy inside La Victoire, where the heat is always blasting no matter how much Cygnus complains about the electric bill. You'd think I'd be used to this kind of thing, since I come from the cold reaches of space and all that, but I was kind of hoping Gaia would be like a sunny paradise or something! But, you know, being unable to leave La Victoire because I don't wanna freeze to death outside, it does kind of give me an idea for a sale... A winter-themed one! Do you like bags? Do you like grabbing? How about grabbing bags? Because I am super into that, in case you couldn't tell. So we're gonna be offering a whole bunch of Winter's Grab Bags here at La Victoire, all themed around my least favorite season of all! Check 'em out!

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We've got three different grab bags on offer, all of them pretty dang cool -- if you'll pardon the pun. Ahem! There's the Small Winter's Grab Bag, which can contain anything from the lovely Winter's Rose to the Prince of Icy Thieves, the Medium Winter's Grab Bag with slightly fancier gear, such as the adorable Dumpling the Bear or Snowy White Lass, and lastly the uber-chic Super Winter's Gift Grab Bag with great prizes such as the spectacular Queen of the Frozen North or even beautiful backwings! With amazing items like these, who cares about how totally icky and gross the weather is? We'll have these grab bags on offer until January 30th, 11:59 PM EST -- mostly because I'm hoping against hope it'll warm up by then. Stay toasty, you crazy kids!

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29 The Mad Tea Party ends soon!Edit

  • Topic The Mad Tea Party ends soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:06 pm

Jet: Greetings, Gaians! Our tea party is going most splendidly, wouldn't you say? Such wonderful weather we're having! Perfect for some croquet featuring flamingos and hedgehogs, I would wager. Please, enjoy one of these super dry, unattractively named digestive biscuits! I hear they're absolutely exquisite! Also, please don't ask what happened to dear Mr. Porter -- I found him to be most disagreeable, and so it was off with his head! OHOHOHOHO. Now, where were we...

Cygnus: Uh. Gonna cut in here, before this gets even more creepy. So, Jet is still in this weird tea party phase. I'm kind of at a loss as to what to do. He beheaded one of my action figures for "boxing his ears" or something. I'm genuinely pretty concerned at this point. So, uh. I'm looking to end this tea party as soon as possible, otherwise I'm worried Jet's brains are going to be scrambled. Like, permanently. Or something. Just wanna remind you that when the tea party ends, all of our great Mad Tea Party Bundles leave along with it. Need a reminder of what's inside of 'em? Sure, here you go:


The Mad Hatter Bundle, Alice Bundle, Cheshire Cat Bundle, Queen of Hearts Bundle, and the mysterious Drink Me, Eat Me will only be in the shop until tonight: January 29th, 11:59 PM EST, so maybe consider dropping by some time soon. Um, also, if you actually want tea? Drop by, like... now. 'Cause Jet is pretty much marathon chugging it all. I guess I'll see you at the tea party, or whatever...

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29 Let It Ride leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Let It Ride leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Becky Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:24 pm

Hello, Gaians! Just dropping by to remind you that the super awesome Let It Ride won't be in La Victoire for much longer! You remember Let It Ride, right? It's a great opportunity to score either lots of gold or amazing prizes like these!


Let It Ride is sure to bring out the risky go-getter in you! Not only does it give you the chance to nab some great, valuable items, but you could win anywhere from two million to one billion gold! How, you might ask? Simple! If you score gold with your Let It Ride card, you'll have the option to -- you guessed it -- LET IT RIDE! If you're successful, you'll win double the amount of gold you originally scored! Of course, not everyone is so lucky... but no worries! If you aren't successful, you'll walk away with half the original amount you won. Let It Ride leaves La Victoire tonight, January 29th, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by soon if you'd like to give it a spin! May the odds be in your favor!

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30 Late Night Card Games - Extended!Edit

  • Topic Late Night Card Games - Extended! - Posted: [NPC] Becky Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:11 am

Hello, Gaians! Man, I've been having a blast the last couple of days playing Pick a Card and Let It Ride! I'm enjoying myself so much, I don't even mind parting with great prizes like these!


I was going to pack it up right about now, but I've decided to stick around for just a couple more games! Don't miss your chance to play Let it Ride and win two million to one billion gold! How? If you score gold with your Let It Ride card, you'll have the option to -- LET IT RIDE! If you're successful, you'll win double the amount of gold you originally scored! Of course, not everyone is so lucky... but no worries! If you aren't successful, you'll walk away with half the original amount you won. I'll be sticking around just a couple more hours until January 30th, 2:59 AM EST! Come on fellow night owls, let's play a few more hands!

Let it Ride!

30 Chinese New Year Bundles in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Chinese New Year Bundles in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:37 pm

Happy Chinese New Year, everyone! Any of you guys get your red envelopes? I asked Cygnus for one but he said he wasn't giving me a single cent until I agreed to replace all the "action figures" (c'mon, buddy, we know they're dolls) that I have either destroyed or sold off. Crazy selfish of him, right? Trying to make this totally awesome holiday about himself! Although I will say that I don't approve of this being the year of the horse. Who the heck likes horses? What about the year of the kitten star? When is it going to finally be our turn? Well, I'm not going to let Cygnus or anything else get me down. I'm gonna celebrate the lunar new year doing what I love: holding a totally awesome sale! That's right, we've got bundles a plenty here at La Victoire, filled with amazing goodies like the ones you see here!

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There's a whole lot of 'em, so I made up this handy-dandy list that you can look over, just to make things easier!

• Year of the Horse Bundle
• Lunar New Year Luck Bundle
• Lunar New Year Traditional Bundle
• Lunar New Year Emperor Bundle
• Lunar New Year Empress Bundle


And are you feeling like this is going to be your lucky year? Then you oughta check out the Lunar New Year Surprise -- open it and you could score one of the amazing bundles listed above, or potentially the super rare Super Lunar New Year Bundle filled with gorgeous treasures! So let's get the festivities started, right? We'll be celebrating until February 1st, 11:59 PM EST, and we'd love to see you there!

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30 New '03 and '04 Recolors in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic New '03 and '04 Recolors in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:20 pm

Hola, Gaians! Y'know, the funny thing about a new year starting is that you kind of can't help reflecting on the past a little. The good times! The bad times! The uber cool items of years gone by! And while I'm usually not one for reflection, I do enjoy a good traipse down memory lane every now and again if said memories are filled with some sparkly, shimmery items of Gaia's history. Which gave me a great idea -- why not start off this new year with a little visit from some items that helped make the past years so great? So I put together a few things, and voila! New mini wings, scarves, and laurels!

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We've got some awesome new recolors of some old Gaia favorites now stocked on our shelves: the lovely Ebon Laurels, Pure White Mini Angel Wings, Abyss Mini Angel Wings, Pure White Angelic Scarf, and the Abyss Angel Scarf! But that's not all, as we're also going to be selling the Angelic Scarf, Angelic Mini Wings, and the Golden Laurels in La Victoire as well! We even put together some cute grab bags for you guys so you can get all your favorites easy peasy: the Angelic Scarf Grab Bag, the Mini Angel Wings Grab Bag, the Golden Laurels Bag, and lastly the Classic Recolor Grab Bag for anyone looking to own the whole great collection! Wanna know something kind of neat about these Grab Bags? There's a rare chance to open one up and actually find an Angelic Halo inside of them instead! Pretty weird, huh? So why not stop on by La Victoire and take a look at our fine wares? These items will be in stock until Jan 30th 2014 at 11:59pm EST, and we'd love to see you there!

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30 Make a wish with Lunar Sky Lanterns and Fortune Cookies!Edit

  • Topic Make a wish with Lunar Sky Lanterns and Fortune Cookies! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:21 pm

So, the Lunar New Year party is still going strong here at La Victoire! It's been a blast so far! Also, I have to say that I look amazing in red. I mean, obviously every color looks great on me, but it's a real nice complement to my luxurious, sparkling fur! Anyway, I've already eaten like a gajillion yuanbao and I'm feeling pretty stuffed, but I'm not ready to end this party just yet! So, to keep the festivities rolling right along, we're having a little lantern festival here at La Victoire, and we're celebrating it with some beautiful Lunar Sky Lanterns and some super yummy Lunar Fortune Cookies -- and, of course, all the great prizes you could win from either!

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Pretty neat, right? Let me fill you in on all the details! With your Lunar Sky Lantern in hand, all you have to do is make a wish to receive either gold or items and you could win up to 250 million gold or valuable items such as the Ancient Katana, Herbalist Aisha, or even a beautiful Angelic Halo! The Lunar Fortune Cookie works just a little bit differently -- crack one open and you could win gold or a popular item! I also recruited a few of my fellow shopkeepers to write some messages in 'em too, so you get your tasty little treat and a special fortune! With these babies, we're totally gonna ring in the lunar new year right. They'll be in La Victoire until January 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so drop on by for some sweets and treasures!

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31 Fashionably equine recolors in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Fashionably equine recolors in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:15 pm

Cygnus: Hey, guys. So, it's the Year of the Horse, apparently. That's cool, I guess. I mean, me personally, I think it should be Year of the Swan. But no one listens to me. So, okay. Figured I might as well roll with it, right? Went looking for some inspiration, and I think I found it. Came up with three new masterpieces that I'm proud to call my own -- all of 'em with a little touch of what Jet dubbed "equine fabulosity", although I'm kind of scared to ask what the heck that actually means. Anyway, if you wanna take a peek at 'em, I got them all lined up right here...

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Pretty nice, right? Already named 'em all. Nubia the Unicorn, Le Carousel Noir, and the Hinterland Warlord of Lunair. So, um... They're available now in La Victoire, and they'll be sticking around until February 1st, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna take a look at them yourself. Uh -- Jet told me to make a joke about a "dog and pony show" or something, but he doesn't even know any dogs besides P.U.G. and they don't exactly get along, so... Whatever, gonna skip it. I guess I'll see you at La Victoire? That'd be cool.

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31 Lunar Lucky Bundle now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Lunar Lucky Bundle now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:28 pm

Hola, Gaians! Y'all feeling lucky? I sure do! Got my hands on a couple of Lunar Lucky Bundles and now I feel like the most fortunate star kitten ever to own his own shop with a fancy French name and a silly purple sidekick! (There's more of us than you think. Trust me.) Anyway, it'd be kind of selfish to me to keep these awesome new bundles all to myself, so I figure I ought share at least a couple with you guys, right? They're full of Lunar Fortune Cookies and Lunar Sky Lanterns, which means you can win great prizes like the ones pictured below!


For those of you who might not know, let me fill you in on how these neat items work! With your Lunar Sky Lantern in hand, all you have to do is make a wish to receive either gold or items and you could win up to 250 million gold or valuable items such as the Ancient Katana, Herbalist Aisha, or even a beautiful Angelic Halo! The Lunar Fortune Cookie works just a little bit differently -- crack one open and you could win gold or a popular item! So why not try out a Lunar Lucky Bundle today? They'll be in La Victoire until January 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so I hope to see you soon!

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31 EI Report: Josie's Journey and introducing Adamant Vault!Edit

  • Topic EI Report: Josie's Journey and introducing Adamant Vault! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:43 pm

Happy Friday, science fans! Can you believe it's the last day of January? This year feels like it's going by so fast I can scarcely keep up! Of course, being the competitive scientist that I am, I simply view time's frenetic pace as nothing more than a challenge. You think you're better than me, time? I'll show you! I'll make this the greatest year for Evolving Item-related research that the world has ever seen! Maybe that will teach you to slow down some, huh? Punk. Anyway, I'm well on my way to guaranteeing myself a place in the annals of scientific history with this latest update! Not only do we have another stunning evolution from Josie's Journey, but we've just discovered a brand new evolving item called Adamant Vault! Oh, the wonders of science. Let's take a look, shall we?

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Josie's Journey: Josie and her new traveling partner introduced themselves to one another. His name was Rudo, a lonely young man as desperate for adventure as she was. In pursuit of some excitement, Rudo had foolishly tried to join a gang who promised to initiate him if he stole from a traveler. Unfortunately for him, he'd picked Josie as his first target -- that hadn't exactly worked out in his favor. Still, Rudo seemed relieved, and the more time Josie and Rudo spent together the more she realized how similar they truly were. He'd been a bookworm, just like Josie had, yearning for something more before studying abroad. Hadn't her own journey started in a very similar way?

Together, the pair traveled on Rudo's teal moped across the sweltering hot country, visiting different villages and towns. Josie had completely fallen in love with traveling, and she found the architecture of each new location to be absolutely fascinating. And the clothes! A vibrant mixture of traditional and modern, just like the buildings themselves. This helped spark Josie's interest in architecture and fashion, which eventually led to her career in Housing and Global Imports in the future.

Adamant Vault: It appears that you've inherited a safe that once belonged to a glamorous siren of the silver screen. It's rumored to contain some of her most precious valuables. The vault slowly creaks open, and you're briefly blinded by the sparkling brilliance it contains. The first thing that catches your eye, however, is a stunning diamond ring...


Ah! I love when things have that lovely "new Evolving Item" smell, don't you? That's all we have for this week, but be sure to tune in next Friday for our next Evolving Item Report! Oh, and don't forget to vote in this week's EI Poll and let us know what you think! You can see these beautiful evolutions and more in La Victoire. See you next week!

31 Sky Lanterns and Fortune Cookies leave La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Sky Lanterns and Fortune Cookies leave La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:04 pm

Hey Gaians! Hope you're all enjoying your lanterns and fortune cookies! Have any of your wishes come true yet? Mine have. I wished that Cygnus would buy Sweetie Pops Sugar Cereal with Extra Frosting! this morning and he totally did. That is some crazy mystical awesomeness right there. The lanterns work in some mysterious ways, man. Of course, the fortune I found did tell me that Cygnus would be buying that cereal. And also milk, bread, cat food... Huh. That actually might not have been a fortune. That might have been a shopping list. Anyway, it's not important! I'm just here to remind you that our awesome Lunar Sky Lanterns and Lunar Fortune Cookies won't be in La Victoire for much longer! Why are they so awesome? 'Cause they can help you score some really great prizes:

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With your Lunar Sky Lantern in hand, all you have to do is make a wish to receive either gold or items and you could win up to 250 million gold or valuable items such as the Ancient Katana, Herbalist Aisha, or even a beautiful Angelic Halo! The Lunar Fortune Cookie works just a little bit differently -- crack one open and you could win gold or a popular item! Lucky for you, we've decided to extend their stay a few more hours! They'll be in the shop until Feb 1st, 2:59 AM EST, so you've still got some time if you'd like to check them out! See you around, Gaians!

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FebruaryEdit

01 Celebrate Februrary with oodles of great bundles!Edit

  • Topic Celebrate Februrary with oodles of great bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:45 pm

Oh man, you know what has me stoked? February! Do you know how much crazy stuff goes down in February? SO MUCH. People hand each other chocolate and flowers and have fancy dinners despite the fact that it has almost nothing to do with Saint Valentine! Groundhogs make weather-related prophecies because they've apparently been studying meteorology, I guess? Also a bunch of Presidents have birthdays in February, so you know we gotta celebrate pretty hard for those rad dudes. Oh, and, ANDDDD the best part is there's apparently this gigantic football game where everybody gets together to eat tiny football-related snacks put in something called a "super bowl" that are laden with cheese and bacon. At least, that's how P.U.G. explained it to me. He also told me that the game itself is secondary to the bacon-related deliciousness, but I'm not sure he's right. Anyway, it's a pretty exciting month overall! So we're gonna have a little sale to celebrate everything February has to offer, featuring tons of awesome bundles full of great goodies! Check it out!

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Lesse... We've got the February Love Bundle filled with tons of items sure to bring out your inner romantic, the February Shadow Bundle can no doubt help you predict whether we oughta expect some more cold weather or not (or you could just, I don't know, look out a window), the February President's Bundle will kit you out like political royalty, and finally the February Sunday Game Bundle has everything you need to cheer on your favorite team! We've also got the February Surprise Bundle, which gives you the chance to win any of the bundles listed above, or possibly even the super rare February Super Bundle, brimming with great, valuable items! So hey, let's kick the month off right, shall we? Visit La Victoire to check out these great bundles, as they'll be here until February 2, 11:59 PM EST! See you real soon, all right?

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01 Incubi Wings for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Incubi Wings for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:49 pm

Cygnus: So, uh. Hello, everyone. Had a dream about flying the other night. Which is kind of weird, I guess, since most of my dreams are about the universe collapsing and the end of life as we know it and—well. They're usually a little, um... Complicated? So I guess it was kind of a pleasant change. I mean, not that flying is all that weird for me or anything. But a simple dream was kinda nice. So, y'know. Inspired me to maybe take my painter's brush to some wings, give it a shot. Came up with two new wing colors that I like a lot. Take a look if you don't believe me:

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Kind of pretty, right? Especially the purple ones. I like the purple ones a lot. They're called Incubi's Amethyst Wings and Incubi's Emerald Wings, and I'm going to be selling them in La Victoire along with the original Incubi's Wings until February 2, 11:59 PM EST. I'll also be selling an Incubi's Wings Bundle if you wanna grab all of them. So, um. Hope you like it.

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02 Beyond Black and Beyond Bundle now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Beyond Black and Beyond Bundle now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:09 pm

Cygnus: Um, hey guys. Cygnus again, back with more attempts at, uh... Artistry, I guess? You guys know I kind of have a thing for black and white recolors. I don't know, they just feel kind of classy. Like penguins. Or, um—you know, swans. So, I decided to color something else black and white, and I really like how it came out. Here, I put it on a little poster and everything, see?

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I'm not super creative with names, so I'm just calling it Beyond Black. I think I did a pretty good job. I'm guessing the penguins and swans would probably approve. So, um—if you'd like, you can come pick it up at La Victoire. It'll be in the shop until February 3 at 11:59pm EST, so drop by if you want. Oh, uh, we're also going to be selling the Beyond Bundle as well. It's not only got Beyond Black, but also Beyond Brown and Beyond Blush, so it's pretty awesome, I think. Okay. Gotta go stock some shelves. See you later, or whatever.

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02 Last chance to grab Nouvelle Lune!Edit

  • Topic Last chance to grab Nouvelle Lune! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:40 pm

You know Gaians, I've got to say -- I've been basking in the moon's comforting glow for nearly a month now, and I feel a little... different. I think the term I'm looking for is "relaxed" although I'm not entirely certain. It's been so long since I felt at ease that I'm not exactly sure how it's supposed to feel any more! But, alas, the real world beckons. I can't ignore the work that has been piling up on my desk forever, and to be honest I'm starting to miss all the adding sums and subtracting digits and calculating the square roots of the hypotenuse -- you know, the usual kind of accountant fluff. The moon's distinct shine seems to be dimming anyway, and so it seems that it may be Nouvelle Lune's turn to shuffle off to that friendly place in the sky. But before the moon wanes into nothing, maybe you'd like to help Artemis achieve her dreams? There might be an incredible prize in it for you, like one of these lovely treasures!


Nouvelle Lune will be leaving La Victoire shortly, and thus my reintegration into real life must resume. I have to say that my bones are feeling quite robust though. The moonbathing totally worked! Here's hoping that you Gaians are just as fortunate as I am!

Bask in the Nouvelle Lune!

02 Let's Play Another Round!Edit

  • Topic Let's Play Another Round! - Posted: [NPC] Becky Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:13 pm

Hi again, everyone! Some of the most fun I've had in a long time was playing Pick a Card and Let It Ride with you guys! I enjoyed it so much I think I'll set up a table today! Stop by and play a round, and you could win fabulous prizes like these!


Don't miss your chance to play Let it Ride and win two million to one billion gold! How? If you score gold with your Let It Ride card, you'll have the option to -- LET IT RIDE! If you're successful, you'll win double the amount of gold you originally scored! Of course, not everyone is so lucky... but no worries! If you aren't successful, you'll walk away with half the original amount you won. I'll be sticking around just a little while today until February 2nd, 11:59 PM EST! Hope you'll stop by!

Play Cards

02 February bundles leave La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic February bundles leave La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:28 pm

Happy February, Gaians! Just wanted to remind you that we've still got lots of great bundles on sale at La Victoire, but unfortunately they have to pack up and beat it pretty soon! Need a refresher on what we've got in store for you guys? Sure, just take a look!


The February Love Bundle, February Shadow Bundle, February President's Bundle, and February Sunday Game Bundle will all be available until tonight: February 2, 11:59 PM EST! Also, our super awesome February Surprise Bundle, which allows you to win any of the bundles listed above or possibly even the super rare February Super Bundle, will be leaving La Victoire at the same time! So why not share some of your February enthusiasm with us? Wow, if you say the word "February" enough it starts to sound kind of like nonsense. I don't recommend trying it, it's messing with my head a little. Anyway! Hope to see you in La Victoire real soon!

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03 Cash Shop Bundle Surprise now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Bundle Surprise now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:49 pm

You know, we've had some pretty amazing bundles here in La Victoire. Even before Cygnus and I took over this joint, there have always been bundles of beautiful bounties, hasn't there? Tons of 'em! I have lots of ideas for future ones, too. Like a bundle with nothing but kimonos made out of cat food! Or one where you get a half-empty bottle of seltzer as a companion! Soooo cuuuutee. Of course, no one seems to think my bundle ideas are all that great, but you know. Sometimes genius just takes time to recognize. Anyway, that doesn't stop the bundles of ages past from being any less awesome, right? Which is why I've created this nifty little item! It's called the Cash Shop Bundle Surprise, and it's full of awesome prizes like these!

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The Cash Shop Bundle Surprise is loaded with great bundles from the past—you never know what you're going to get! A Breezy Love Bundle, perhaps? Ultimate Race Bundle? Or maybe even a newer one, like Rosamund's Garland Bundle... You'll have to play to see what you get surprised with! So why not try one out and see if you like it? They'll be available until February 5, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by La Victoire and give it a whirl! See you then, Gaians!

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03 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:50 pm

Greetings from the furthest, most fabulous reaches of space, Gaians! We've been watching Gaia from afar when we suddenly came to a terrible realization: we hadn't visited recently! Well, rather than deprive any of you of our wonderful company, we decided to catch the quickest wormhole and space shimmy our way down to your lovely planet! And, of course, we brought lots of Divinity's Reach with us! We haven't been gone so long that you've forgotten it, have you? Here, have a quick reminder!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! Oh, you lucky Gaians you. Not only do you get the opportunity to play some Divinity's Reach, but you also get the chance to spend more time with us! We'd no doubt be jealous, were it not for the fact that we are us. Hmm, well—maybe we can still be a little envious anyway. Unfortunately, we can't stay for long! We'll be leaving tonight, at 11:59 PM EST, so please drop by La Victoire and pay us a visit before then. We'd love to see your lovely little faces!

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03 Dyrfinna and Renard Doll Recolors in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Dyrfinna and Renard Doll Recolors in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:54 pm

Cygnus: So, um... For those of you who might know a little bit about me, you may have heard of my extensive action figure collection. It's not a big deal. Y'know -- Jet tries to make it out like I've got like, some kind of weird obsession or whatever. But I don't. I just like to, uh... collect. And sometimes I like to customize, you know? Normally I don't show anyone, but I'm pretty pleased with how these came out, so I guess I can let you see.

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There's two of them: SDPlus R #424 Renard and SDPlus R #425 Dyrfinna the All Wise. I improved Dyrfinna immensely by adding some much needed purple to her, and I gave Renard some pretty bright, awesome hair. I, um... I think they're pretty good! As good as the originals, I wanna say. Of course I can't really be the judge of that, so uh... Maybe stop by La Victoire and tell me what you think? They'll be in the shop until February 4th, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna take a look. So, I guess... Thanks in advance? Okay.

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03 Limited Quantity Item: Brisk Stroll available in La VictoireEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Brisk Stroll available in La Victoire - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:27 pm

Oh boy, Gaians. We've got something REAL special in store for you! Sometimes I like to do a little shopping, right? See what sort of awesome items I can take home with me? Man, I totally nailed it today. Found such an amazing treat that I just can't wait to share it with you all! Here, take a gander at this gorgeous new item set I found!

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It's called Brisk Stroll and I pretty much look darling in it. But, much as I'd like to keep this pretty little thing to myself, I can't help but wanna share it with you guys too. And so Brisk Stroll will be on our shelves until February 5, 11:59 PM EST! We've only got a limited number to sell, since it was pretty difficult securing a decent supply of these beautiful sets, but hopefully they'll all go to good Gaian homes where they'll be loved and cherished forever and ever... Maaaan, I really do wish I could keep one. Well, please drop by La Victoire and take a look! See you around, I hope!

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03 Coin Toss is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Coin Toss is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:13 pm

Yo. It's your pal Nicolae, back again with products perfect for a distinguished customer such as yourself. Interested in what I got? Sure you are. Why wouldn't you be? C'mere, you gotta get closer. We don't want anyone overhearing our little conversation, do we? 'Cause I got something special here, buddy. A real winner. Remember Coin Toss? Well, I managed to find more of it, and it's still loaded with great prizes like these...


Pretty amazing, huh? You can win up to 100 million gold, or great items such as Mini Nitemare Wings, Onei the Dark Unicorn, Princess of the Universe, or even a Panda Hat -- all at the toss of a coin. 'Cept this coin is a little... different. Let's just say you've got some real influence over the outcome, you get me? So, you wanna play? Maybe Lady Luck is gonna favor you. Maybe she won't. But you look lucky to me, I gotta say. Only one way to find out if we're both right. I'll be hanging outside of La Victoire until tonight, at 3:00 AM EST. I got... other business to attend to after that, so I'll be packing up my things by then. Why don't you drop by? Tell a few friends? Just so long as they aren't guards.

Try a Coin Toss!

04 It's a Butterfly Garden Sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic It's a Butterfly Garden Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:34 pm

Cygnus: Okay, so. Jet's been watching a lot of old martial arts movies lately. They're kind of fun. Somewhat less charming when Jet decides to practice the moves he "learned" on me afterwards, but you know. He's a cat. It's not really a problem until he suddenly remembers he has claws. Anyway, those movies got me thinking about an item I'd been planning to color for a while, so... I did. Twice, in fact. So, um—here, if you wanna see for yourself...

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Got two new versions here in a cute pink and a slightly tougher looking navy blue. Butterfly Strike and Butterfly Block are now both available in La Victoire, and will be in the shop until February 5, 11:59 PM EST. I've also found an extra box of Butterfly Punch, so we're all stocked up on that as well. But if you're looking to snag the whole collection, you might wanna check out the Butterfly Garden Bundle. It's got all the recolors I already mentioned, plus Butterfly Kick and Butterfly Jab. Maybe you wanna pick one up and use it to test out your martial arts skills? Could be worth a shot, I guess. At least you'll look awesome doing it. So, um. Stop by La Victoire when you can. Jet's feeling chatty and I'm not much for conversation, so I'm sure he'd like someone else to be around.

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04 Cash Shop Update: Wonderful Mad Tea Bundle!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Wonderful Mad Tea Bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:43 pm

I bet you guys thought the Mad Tea Party at La Victoire was over, huh? OHOHOHO. Well, you're like one thousand percent wrong, 'cause the party ain't over until I say it's over! Hear that, Cygnus? This is gonna be the maddest tea party ever and since you were so sulky the last time I'm not even gonna invite you! Lessee, I've got us all stocked up on toadstools, sugar cubes, really silly looking tiny spoons, an entire writing desk filled with ravens, MORE PEPPER... Oh! And the bestest, most awesome part of all: I've found a bundle totally perfect for our high tea! And by perfect I mean it's pretty gosh darn crazy, which I am totally for. Genderbent zaniness awaits in the brand new Wonderful Mad Tea Bundle!

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Alister's Wonder: Alister foolishly chased a rabbit down a rabbit hole and now he's stuck in a surreal tea party filled with crazy characters! Although he's a little confused, he's doing his very best to make the most of it and enjoy the Mad Tea Party while he can. Includes his collared shirt, pants and booties, tailed vest, bunny bag, golden hair, and of course a tea cup!

The Hostess of Illogical Tea seems to only have a loose affiliation with reality (and sanity) but that doesn't make her any less of an amazing host! Just don't expect to get any kind of sensible conversation out of her. Includes her blouse, puffy skirt, elegant heels, unruly hair, stacked hat, and a little tea pot!

Chase the Bunny: Make sure you don't linger at the Mad Tea Party too long, as this adorable little bunny is trying to adhere to a tight schedule! Don't make him late for any of his important dates!

Available exclusively in the Wonderful Mad Tea Bundle is the Mousy Server! With pigtails and an adorable little outfit, this has everything you need to pour tea at the classiest of parties. Just don't fall asleep while you work!


This is gonna be, like, the coolest dang tea party to have ever existed. It's gonna be CRAZY. Just don't expect there to be any jam. We'll have jam to-morrow, and we had jam yesterday, but never jam to-day! Anyway, please drop by La Victoire if you wanna party with us and check out this amazing bundle! See you somewhere down the rabbit hole, all right?

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04 Deck of Cards Bundle now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Deck of Cards Bundle now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Becky Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:30 pm

Hello, my lucky little Gaians! Becky again, looking to play some Let It Ride or some Pick A Card! You guys wanna try playing a round? Could be a lot of fun! Plus I could use the practice at dealing. I mean, I've dealt games before, but the only players I ever have are usually body pillows... Anyway, I'm always stuck behind the counter at Prize and Joy, so I'll take any opportunity to play some games with real people! You guys will help indulge me, right? I even put together the perfect little bundle for it! But before we get into the details, let me remind you of all the amazing things you could win!


Need the rules explained to you? Sure! With Pick A Card all you have to do is choose the card that reflects how adventurous you're feeling and you could win tons of gold or a valuable item. Just remember that the bigger rewards come with bigger risks! Let It Ride not only gives you the chance to nab some great, valuable items, but you could win anywhere from two million to one billion gold! If you score gold with your Let It Ride card, you'll have the option to LET IT RIDE! If you're successful, you'll win double the amount of gold you originally scored! If you aren't successful, you'll walk away with half the original amount you won. I've loaded both of these great games into a single bundle called Deck of Cards so you can try them both out! It'll be available until February 5th, 3:00 AM EST because unfortunately I can't be away from Prize and Joy for too long. Ooooh, I'm so excited! May the odds be in your favor, guys!

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04 Rosamund and Princess sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Rosamund and Princess sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:04 pm

You know who loves the heck out of tea parties? PRINCESSES. And not just because sipping tea daintily from a tea cup with your pinky finger raised makes you feel like delicate royalty! I mean, I can't even raise my pinky finger, on account of not exactly having one. But a tea party is, like, the epitome of everything it is to be a princess! Porcelain! Froofy dresses! Cute little cakes with silly French names! But I bet if we had a bunch of actual princesses muckin' around my party, we'd really class up this joint, right? So why not sell some of the best Princess Bundles we've ever had? That's right! Rosamund's Garland Bundle and the Princess Voyage Bundle are back in La Victoire, just in time to really help us make this a royal affair!

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So whaddayah say, Gaians? Wanna feel like royalty? Then check out these two totally sweet bundles! They'll be in La Victoire until tonight, at 11:59 PM EST—after that Cygnus usually gets kind of cranky about his beauty sleep, so I have to pause the party around then. Hope you drop by La Victoire!

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04 The seal is weakening on February's Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic The seal is weakening on February's Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:09 pm

Sigh. Well, February is here, and I'm still without a sweetheart. I've recovered somewhat from my earlier depression, however. Besides, who needs relationships? The only excitement I ever need is seeing the seal on my Advance Chance weaken, and it appears that February's Advance Chance refuses to disappoint! I can see the edges tapering off already. What enticing rewards wait inside? Oh, I can hardly stand the suspense!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the February Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


I'm now 100% positive that some old items that have gone below a certain value have been removed. Now then, if you'll excuse—oop, hang on, sorry! Looks like I've got a message...

kanokococoa17: ivaaaaaan, have you heard anything from rina lately??
BuffboyIvan: No, I haven't. Why?
kanokococoa17: oh no... that's probably not good brb


Huh. Strange. Well, none of my business! If you'd like to pick up an Advance Chance, they'll still be available in La Victoire for a little while longer!

05 Minty Catwalk now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Minty Catwalk now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:18 pm

Guess what, Gaians? P.U.G. came over to see what all my tea party fuss was about and we got to talking, and he said we could put Minty Catwalk in La Victoire now! Oh, and then he drank like half of my tea and ate like twenty of my maple bacon scones. Then he started acting all loopy and, like... dancing? I don't know, guys. That dog is whack. But I got boxes of Minty Catwalk delivered to me today, and lemme tell you that it does NOT disappoint! I can be a little picky about items with the word "cat" in it -- I have my pride, you know -- but this dang set is so adorable and fresh I can barely stand it. See for yourself!

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Super cute, right? And pretty dang stylish. For all his faults, that P.U.G. has pretty good taste. Anyway, it's all stocked up in La Victoire now! You oughta stop by to try it on and strut your stuff a little! Or if you wanna just stop by for some tea. But we're all out of maple bacon scones now, though. You can blame P.U.G. for that one. See you real soon, I hope!

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05 Kanoko recolors and Bundle now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Kanoko recolors and Bundle now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:17 pm

Cygnus: Um. Hi, Gaians. So, with Jet throwing his "mad tea party" or whatever he's calling it, and pointedly uninviting me in his announcement, I decided to have some of my own tea-related fun. You all know that a while back that weird girl Kanoko kinda went... through the looking glass or something, right? Maybe she found a tea party of her own while she was there. I don't know. She doesn't really talk about it. And I don't really talk period. But her outfit was kinda cute, so I decided to, um... Well, put my own spin on it. So I made two new versions. Here, if you wanna see...

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We've got the minty Kanoko's Fancy and the silvery Kanoko's Dream. Kinda nice, right? I worked hard on them, but you know... I guess maybe I should see if Kanoko likes 'em. I didn't think to ask her. But whatever, she's been kind of hard to find lately anyway. So, uh. If you like them, or wanna see them up close, or anything else I guess, then maybe drop by La Victoire. We'll also be selling a bundle of the entire Kanoko line called Kanoko's Delusions of Grandeur. (No offense, Kanoko. You're kinda weird.) They'll be in stock until February 6, 11:59 PM EST, so uh... Drop by? I guess? It'd be neat to see you, so long as you don't talk to me. Okay, um. Bye.

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05 Kanoko is worried that Rina is In Deep Ship! Can you help?Edit

  • Topic Kanoko is worried that Rina is In Deep Ship! Can you help? - Posted: [NPC] Kanoko Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:07 pm

Um, hi Gaians! I'm Kanoko, you guys might recognize me from Dernier Cri? Or maybe from one of the seemingly thousands of jobs I've held in the past. Normally I'm not one for big speeches or anything like that, but I'm so worried about Rina that I don't know what else to do! She hasn't been outside of her home in months, and the last time I visited her all she talked about was Dropplr, and her favorite OTPs, and I just don't think it's very good! I gave her some time to hopefully come back to her senses, but I think maybe I ought to visit her and see how she's doing? Brennivin agreed to give me the time off work -- at least, I think he did, he's kind of hard to understand -- so I've decided to head over to her home now and maybe check on her a little. If worst comes to worst, I guess I can always grab her computer and run outside with it so she'll have to follow me! Although I'm a little worried that won't work, since Rina really seems to be stuck In Deep Ship. I can understand her problem, though. That Dropplr site is so enticing! But maybe if you guys lend a hand, I might be able to reward you with a Cash Shop favorite, a valuable rare item, or maybe one of these romantic new exclusives:

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They really are super nice... But that's not the point! The point is we have to save Rina. From herself! And her weird obsession with "shipping" things, or whatever it's called! Please, Gaians, can I have your support? Not so much for Rina as it is for myself! Because I know she's going to try and pull me into this craziness too. So please take a look at In Deep Ship and help me save Rina! Or if you really want to pitch in, you could maybe pick up a bundle of nine? Thank you so much, guys!

Help save Rina from In Deep Ship!

06 New Manner and Style Recolors for sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic New Manner and Style Recolors for sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:58 pm

Y'know, being a star kitten is rough sometimes. Not only do I not have opposable thumbs—which, from what I can gather, are super duper handy for working the can opener—but I don't even have things like eyebrows! Do you know how awesome eyebrows are? I gotta contort my face all sorts of crazy ways just to pull off an expression a Gaian could do in like, three seconds by quirking an eyebrow. You guys and your full range of facial expressions have it made. Which is why I'm pretty dang jealous that you guys can use these amazing new Adoring Loving Manner, Doting Loving Manner, Raging Loathing Style, and Scornful Loathing Style! They let you make all sorts of awesome faces that we star kittens can't pull off. Here, take a look!

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See what I mean? That's pretty dang expressive! I'd have to do face gymnastics to pull that off. Sigh. Ah, well. We star kittens have other qualities that make us better than humans, so I guess I can't be too mad. Anyway! They'll be in La Victoire until February 7, 11:59 PM EST, along with two great new bundles! The Lovely Expression Bundle and the Strong Expression Bundle come loaded with all sorts of awesome Manners and Styles perfect for showing off your emotions. So, hey! It's time to express yourself! See you in La Victoire soon!

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06 Win some brand new hairstyles with Splitting Hairs!Edit

  • Topic Win some brand new hairstyles with Splitting Hairs! - Posted: [NPC] Vanessa Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:57 pm

Everyone, I've got incredible news! I was working late one night, experimenting with some dangerously chic hairstyles, when I noticed something super strange: all the hair clippings on the floor had combined together into this weird mass, like some sort of super furry Boltron! It didn't seem to be moving or anything, so I picked it up and tried to pull all the hairs apart -- and this is where it gets weird, guys. As I split the hairs apart, I discovered another totally awesome, perfectly intact wig sitting right in the middle of it all. Oh, it was glorious! But kind of strange? I mean, it looks amazing. But how did it get there? Maybe I shouldn't have bought those off-brand wigs from Dr. Singh's lab to experiment on... Anyway, I was so confused that I trimmed another of those wigs, and another, and another, and each time the discarded hair clippings fused together! And, in the center of each and every one of them, was a super fashionable new hairstyle that I've never even seen before. I know it sounds crazy, but it's true! Here, I'll show you:

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Much as I wish I could keep all these great 'dos to myself, it's only fair to share 'em with other Gaians, I think. So I've put a bunch of these hairy surprises in La Victoire! You oughta try Splitting Hairs to see what amazing new styles you might win! Who knows? It might be just the thing to complete your look! I'll be busy in Salon Durem, cutting and trimming up more of these creepy bundles of joy! Come visit me, 'kay?

Try Splitting Hairs!

07 Limited Quantity Item: Lulu Saloon in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Lulu Saloon in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:10 pm

Hello, fashionable Gaians! Not many people know this about me, but I've got kind of a soft spot in my heart for the Old West. Y'know—cowboys, exploring the great unknown, shootouts, those shiny little sheriff badge things. The ones shaped like a star? Man, I would look totally awesome with one of those. But you wanna know the greatest thing about the Old West? Those fancy saloons! With the piano player and the sarsaparilla and the totally boss swinging doors (I oughta install those in La Victoire) and, of course, those kicky saloon gals. Well, consider today's item a tribute to those fine ladies of yore! Feast your eyes, my dear friends:

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Say hello to the lovely Lulu Saloon, folks! Fresh off the market, here to impress you with its amazing dance moves! It's available now in La Victoire, and will be there until February 9, 11:59 PM EST—or until it sells out. I was only able to procure a limited amount of this super cute item, so that is definitely a possibility! Drop by La Victoire if you wanna take a peek at it, okay? I'm going to have old timey piano music playing on the speakers all day. Hope you like vaudeville!

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07 Flynn's Booty and Chest are back!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Booty and Chest are back! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:41 pm

Ahoy, Gaians! You know, I've been hitting the whole piracy game pretty hard, lately. Not that piracy is a bad thing! Well, I mean, it kind of is—but for the people being pirated, not for good ol' Cap'n Flynn! I've scored more treasure than I know what to do with, honestly. So why not give some awesome Gaians a chance at some of my amazing profit? Besides, I could use the break. Maybe I'll visit a spa while I'm visiting... I do like those fizzy drinks with umbrellas. Well, anyway! Flynn's Booty and Flynn's Chest are both back in La Victoire, and they'll be available until February 7, 11:59 PM EST. That should be enough time for me to unwind a little, right? Oh, and just in case you didn't know, each Booty has the chance to contain up to 100 million gold and my Chest contains up to 250 million gold! And you know what? Since I'm in such an amazing mood, Flynn's Chest, the Flynn's Chest Bundle, and the Flynn's Booty Bundle will all be sold at a discount! Ahh—I'm feeling more relaxed already. Drop by La Victoire if you're interested in taking a look!

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07 EI Report: Adamant Vault and Josie's JourneyEdit

  • Topic EI Report: Adamant Vault and Josie's Journey - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:24 pm

It's the first Friday of February, my adorable little sundaes of science! You know what that means, don't you? A brand new EI Report! I've had many sleepless nights formulating this one, let me tell you. Mostly because I invented a new pill that keeps you up for weeks at a time, and no one was willing to let me test it on them! Can you believe it? Some people just aren't willing to do what it takes in the name of science, Gaians. How sad. Either way, beyond the mild auditory hallucinations I'm feeling FANTASTIC! The voices in my head are telling me it's time to get this show on the road, so let's see what we've got on the dossier for today, shall we? It seems like Adamant Vault has evolved once more, and Josie's Journey is coming to an absolutely spectacular finish!

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Adamant Vault: With the brilliant ring currently sparkling away on your finger, you further explore the starlet's stunning diamond collection. It isn't long before you discover two beautiful new pieces that take your breath away: a dramatic pair of earrings and a sparkling set of bracelets.

Josie's Journey: After a summer full of travel and sightseeing, Josie realized that her journey finally had to come to an end. She and Rudo had spent the entire season roaming across the country, exploring everything their small part of the world had to offer. But Rudo insisted there was one more stop on their trip: his palace. Although he'd kept it hidden from Josie, Rudo was actually descended from a long line of wealthy royals. He spent his entire life cooped up in the palace, unable to experience life outside of its decadent walls, until he finally made a decision to run away and see what the world had to offer. Perhaps he'd been a little naive at first -- trying to join a gang, he realized, was probably not the smartest move -- but traveling with Josie had truly opened his eyes. And although Josie was initially shocked and reluctant to have Rudo spoil her, she eventually relented and allowed him to give her a magnificent gown. The prince's return home was celebrated with a lavish ball, and Josie and Rudo spent the entire night dancing together before finally parting ways.

However, the two of them promised to always keep in touch and eventually travel the world together. Unfortunately, Josie's years at her university and then running Global Imports keeps her fairly busy. Although their busy schedules are rarely in sync, Rudo still finds ways to help Josie where he can. As a traveling business man, he flies around the world looking for new fashions and clothes to export to Global Imports. And while Josie hasn't achieved her dream of exploring the globe yet, she knows that one day she'll travel and see everything the world has to offer. For now, though? Josie is more than happy where she is, providing Gaians with the beautiful clothes from the places that she longs to one day visit.


Fascinating! Even the voices in my head are cheering with joy! Which is kind of a relief, because they're usually telling me to set things on fire. Anyway, that's all we have time for this week, but be sure to keep an eye out for next Friday's EI Report! Let us know which Evolving Item was your favorite in our Weekly EI Poll, and don't forget you can see all these beautiful items and more in La Victoire! See you next time, junior scientists!

08 Win a fun treat by choosing a Candy Heart!Edit

  • Topic Win a fun treat by choosing a Candy Heart! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:13 pm

Oh man. You know what's coming up? Valentine's Day. I LOVE Valentine's day. Not that I'm super into romance or all that mushy whatever nonsense -- that's more Cygnus' thing, even though he won't admit it -- but you know what I am totally into? Candy. Lots of it. And Valentine's Day means tons and tons of candy available. Chocolates, lollipops, chocolate lollipops... Need I go on? Oh, but you know what the most fun V-day candy is? Those little sugary hearts with the funny phrases on 'em. I mean, they taste kind of like cherry-flavored chalk, but they're just so kitschy and cute that I can't help but love 'em! Which is why I've decided to put a whole big, giant bowl of 'em here in La Victoire. The cool thing about these candies, though, is that they come with PRIZES. Oh man, that's right. Super nice prizes. See for yourself!


The way our sweet little Candy Hearts work is that you pick a heart, and then you get to pick your prize: you can choose to receive a random valuable item such as Ribbon Candy or Kandi Kitten, or up to 250 million gold! There is even a neat little bundle pack if you wanna give it to your someone special! Oh, and I even got some of my awesome fellow shopkeepers to write little notes on 'em. I wouldn't take 'em too seriously, 'cause I think more than a few of them were on sugar highs of their own when they wrote their messages, but they're still fun. These tasty treats will be available until February 9th, 11:59 PM EST! Can't wait to see you in La Victoire!

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08 New Juno's Lace recolors available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic New Juno's Lace recolors available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:17 pm

Cygnus: Hi, guys. So, you know. I've been putting out some darker recolors as of late. And that's cool, I think. I like dark. But, I guess I need a change of pace sometimes? So I fiddled around with a few different colors for a while, trying to find some that really spoke to me. Or, um... Something that sounds less cheesy than that. Anyway, it took kind of a while, but eventually I found a couple of different shades that I really liked working with. Here they are, if you wanna see.

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Not bad, right? There's the red Jupiter's Lace, the cream Uni's Lace, and my personal favorite in lavender, Minerva's Lace. You can pick them up in La Victoire if you'd like to. We're also selling the Oodles of Lace Bundle containing the entire collection. They'll be in La Victoire until February 9, 11:59 PM EST so drop by, if that's what you want. Okay, um. Bye for now.

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09 House of Manifold now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic House of Manifold now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:15 pm

Cygnus: Um, hey everyone. Still kind of on a recoloring roll here, I guess you could say. That guy Loyal stopped by for a second—getting some advice on how to set up a register, or something—and he peeked at what I was doing. I was kinda annoyed, since I don't really appreciate being snooped on, but he told me about an item from his carnival he'd like to see me try coloring, and... Well. It was kind of a good idea. So after he left I worked on it a little and, uh... Yeah, I hate to say it, but the weirdo was right. It came out pretty good, see?

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I'm calling it House of Manifold and you can pick it up from La Victoire, if you'd like. Oh, and we also have the Mirror Mirror Bundle, which contains both my version, the original, and Cassiopeia's Vanity as a special bonus. They'll be available until February 10, 11:59 PM EST. So, uh... Thanks to Loyal for the inspiration, I guess. He's really strange but he seems like he's all right.

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10 La Bella Stretto and La Belle Ortolan now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic La Bella Stretto and La Belle Ortolan now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:16 pm

Cygnus: So, apparently I've been bit by the coloring bug. That's what Jet is saying, anyway. I guess he's kinda right. Normally when I'm not working in the shop I'm playing one of the Revolution Trilogy games, or just spending time with myself thinking, or... Whatever, other stuff. Not usually doing anything too productive, I guess. But I really like coloring? It's relaxing. So, you know. Guess I'm gonna just... Um. Keep at it? If you guys don't mind. Anyway, enough of my babbling. Maybe you guys wanna see the new items I've colored? I've got two I've been working on, if you wanna take a peek.

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Not bad, I don't think. They're called La Belle Ortolan and La Bella Stretto—see if you can sort out which is which. So, uh. If you like 'em, maybe stop by La Victoire and give them a closer look. We'll also be selling La Belle Chanteuse, La Bella Figura, Li Bello Forma, and two bundles: the La Bella Bundle, and the La Belle Bundle. Um... They'll be in the shop until February 11, 11:59 PM EST so I guess I'll see you around. Bye.

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10 Candy Hearts are back!Edit

  • Topic Candy Hearts are back! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:40 pm; 10th

Jet: Oof. Ugh. Okay. I may have... Maybe I overdid it a little. I ate about seven hundred of those candy hearts and I'm starting to think that might not have been the best idea I've ever had. But I just couldn't stop! They're so bite-size and sweet and I look adorable stuffing them in my face on account of my super tiny size. Look at me holding this candy heart! It's almost normal size in my itty bitty kitty paws! Oh no. Now I feel compelled to eat it. No, Jet! Resist! Resist its delicate pink allure! Don't do it -- OMPHNOMPHMOM

Cygnus: Oookay, Jet has clearly gone off the deep end here so I'm gonna finish this up. So, um. We still got a bunch of Candy Hearts. Bowls and bowls of 'em. Jet's snacked his way through... I wanna say half? But I'm not touching 'em -- not crazy about sweets -- and so there should be plenty left for you guys. So, we're bringing 'em back for a little bit. They've got some pretty nice prizes you could win, too. Here, see for yourself:


The way Candy Hearts work is that you pick a heart, and then you get to pick your prize: you can choose to receive a random valuable item such as Ribbon Candy or Kandi Kitten, or up to 250 million gold! They've got some fun phrases from other shopkeepers that Jet annoyed into leaving messages, too. He tried to elbow me into it but I'm pretty immune to that sort of thing these days. Anyway, um... They'll be available until February 10th, 11:59 PM EST. Jet just passed out so I think I'm gonna go make sure he's still breathing and stuff. See you around La Victoire.

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10 Get a head start on February's 2nd CI with Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic Get a head start on February's 2nd CI with Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:10 pm

You know, there are a lot more things that go into working for the GRS than most people think. Beyond all the tabulating and the percentages lies an entire unknown Underworld filled with danger and intrigue, where beautiful women burdened with terrible secrets are all drawn to one incredibly handsome man in particular: Ilan McGladstone, Tax Accountant. You can read all about it in my upcoming self-published novel "Ilan McGladstone, Tax Accountant: Rock God" which follows Ilan's dangerous adventures as he descends into the GRS' top secret basements, all the while moonlighting as a popular rock musician whose amazing ballads have the power to make women swoon and move men to tears. It's got romance! Villains! Guitar solos! Damsels in distress! A Greek chorus that seems weirdly out of place but I use it as a framing device and it works I swear! The only thing I can think of that's better than my novel is this month's second Advance Chance, which has finally arrived!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the February Advance Chance II. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


Since it's a still a little unusual to have two Advance Chances in one month, I went ahead and gave this one a quick shake just to make sure everything checked out. Just as noisy as all previous ones! I'm confident that this is just like any other normal CI, filled with plenty of wonderful new items, rares—even an adorable new pet! I guess my only problem is I don't want it to compete with my amazing book release... Hopefully, the gods will be merciful! You can pick up an Advance Chance of your own in La Victoire! And talk to me if you'd like to, ahem, preordermyamazingnovelcomingoutsoon.

11 Get fancy with new makeup available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Get fancy with new makeup available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:51 pm

Y'know, it takes a lot of work to look as good as I do. I spend hours upon hours brushing my fur to a glossy sheen, for one. Do you think that's easy? No way, man. My arms are super adorable but also kind of small, and Cygnus usually completely ignores my requests for help with my grooming. But that's not even the hardest part! You've noticed how I always sparkle, right? Like a beautiful gemstone? Well, I'm here to tell you that it's... one hundred percent completely natural. My distinct shimmer is all mine, baby! But that doesn't mean I don't like to enhance it a little. Nothing crazy! But enough to give my glittering beauty some extra oomph. We all need a little extra sparkle, sometimes, and I'm nothing if not sympathetic towards that. Which is why I've designed a bunch of super spiffy blushes, eyeshadows, and lipsticks to help you look just (well, let's be realistic here, almost) as good as I do! Take a look at what I've got in store:

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Pretty awesome, am I right? There's a whole bunch of 'em, so I'm going to make a super handy list!

• Smiling Lips
• Cupid Lips
• Fine Lips
• Hollywood Lips
• Slash Blush
• Cheek Sparkles
• High Blush
• Across Blush
• Undereye Eyeshadow
• Sparkle Eyeshadow
• Threetoned Eyeshadow
• Eyeshadow Sweep


We've also got some super convenient makeup bundles loaded with everything you need to feel glamorous! There's the Lip Bundle with all the lovely lipsticks, the Blush Bundle with our new blushes, the Eyeshadow Bundle full of our great new shadows, and finally the Mega-Super Beauty Bundle with all of our new makeup products! Oh, and best of all is the amazing Full Makeover Bundle, which contains all the new makeup and three Splitting Hairs to make you completely gorgeous! Finally, a chance to look as fabulous as I feel. Uh, I mean as you feel. Or, heck—how we both feel! They'll be in La Victoire for a while yet, so why not drop by and put on some spackle to make you sparkle? We can even exchange beauty tips!

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11 Classic Melody now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Classic Melody now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:51 pm

Hey, everyone! That weird dog who works at Club Verge has sent us another one of his, admittedly, pretty awesome items! Lesse what we got in store today... Just gotta open this box and... Voila! Ohhh, and it's super cute too!

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Classic Melody is now available in La Victoire, and may I say that it's looking mighty fine on our shelves! Nice of P.U.G. to share with us anyway, even if I still find him kind of incredibly off putting. Something about squished faces, man. I just don't trust 'em. Anyway, you can drop by any time you like to take a closer look at this new beauty! Lookin' forward to seeing you around the shop!

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11 Wanna help test? Read on for more info…Edit

  • Topic Wanna help test? Read on for more info… - Posted: admin Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:10 pm

Hey Gaians!

We hope you are all well, and having a fabulous week!

We wanted to let you know about a special opportunity to help out around Gaia! We know that you really enjoy sharing your feedback with us (and testing things!) and we'd love to have a few of you stop by the Gaia office and give us your feedback on some specific products and projects. Hey, we'll also give you some nice lunch and a special surprise treat for helping out. Mmmm, feedback, lunch and a treat - how can you refuse?!

To be eligible to participate in this in-office feedback session, you will have to meet the following criteria: Quote:

  • Be 18 years of age or older and willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement
  • Be able to get yourself to and from the Gaia office to participate in/leave the feedback session
  • Be able to spend about half a work day with us (about 4 hours!) giving feedback
  • Be able to focus on the specified products and projects that need reviewing and provide honest, objective feedback.
  • Really, really love puppies... (No seriously, we have a LOT of puppies in the office so this is definitely a big plus!)


Anyhoo, that is about it! We are looking for 10-15 eligible Gaians to participate in the feedback session. We'd like to have this testing/feedback session next week on Thursday (2/20) or Friday (2/21), so if you think you might be interested, please email us at usertalk@gaiaonline.com as soon as possible and let us know! NOTE: In the subject line of the email please put "In-Office Feedback Session" and in the body of the email, please let us know your Gaia username. This will make it easy to contact you back!

Thanks in advance for the consideration; We won’t be able to select all interested parties this time around, but if not this time, we will keep your name and email on file for a subsequent user feedback session.

Thanks for reading, and can't wait to hear from you!

12 Spread the love with Roses and Romance for a great prize!Edit

  • Topic Spread the love with Roses and Romance for a great prize! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:17 pm

All right, I may have mentioned in the past that I'm not exactly one for romance. And that's still completely true! But, y'know, as I was lying on the floor in a Candy Heart-induced coma, I got to thinking... Life is too short, you know? I mean, not my life. I'm a kitten star and we pretty much kick butt until we go supernova, which generally doesn't happen for a few eons or so. But your lives, Gaians! Your lives are so short in comparison! So I just wanted to say that... Oh man. That I love you guys. H-hang on, something got in my eye... AHEM. Anyway, that mushiness aside, February apparently is really the month to show someone that you care. And I wanna help out with that a bit! So I snuck into Rina's garden and snipped a few roses, arranged 'em all nicely, and ta-da! Roses and Romance galore! These gorgeous bouquets don't only look pretty, though; they come loaded with awesome prizes like these!


With Roses and Romance, you could win up to 250 million gold or great prizes, like Anurla's Amulet or even Rosamund's Rage! It's really simple: after you read your message (supplied by a totally willing to help shopkeeper, I swear) you get to choose whether you want an item prize or gold, and voila! Mystery presents abound! Is there anything more romantic than surprises? Well, I guess a bundle of a dozen would be pretty nice -- thankfully for you, we've got that as well! So why not drop by La Victoire and pick up a bouquet for your someone sweet? They'll be available until February 14th, 11:59 PM EST. Hope to see you soon!

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12 Silver Bells Sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Silver Bells Sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:19 pm

Okay, so it's no secret that kittens are kind of the greatest thing ever. How could they not be? I mean, I'm a kitten and I'm obviously the most wonderful creature to have ever existed, and so by that logic kittens themselves must be absolutely amazing. And they are! Soft and fluffy, with little teeny tiny paws and whiskers—honestly, what could be better? I don't even need to hype up this sale that much, honestly. It's full of adorable kittens. What more can I say? How could I possibly make that better? Just take a look and get ready to have your heart melted like a candy bar left outside on a summer day:

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HNGGGHH. The cuteness! Even for a lovable kitten star like me, it's almost too much! Blue Belle, Golden Belle, and Copper Belle are all looking for some good homes to go to, so why not swing by and see if there's one you'd like to adopt? Or, if you can't decide between them (and who could, honestly, I mean look at their little faces!), we'll be offering the Mewling Belle Bundle with all three of the Belles! Why not pick up a few and surprise your sweetheart with a house full of cats? I mean, I can't think of any gesture more romantic than that. Don't let the overt cuteness fool you—we kittens are masters of the art of seduction. They'll be available until February 14, 11:59 PM EST so visit La Victoire to coo over the cuddliness! See you soon!

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12 Seven Day Empathy and Seven Day Misery in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Seven Day Empathy and Seven Day Misery in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:54 pm

Cygnus: So, you all know that Valentine's Day is coming up pretty soon. And whatever, that's fine. You know, it's not like I need a sweetheart or anything. I don't. I don't care. Not having to worry about romantic dinners and that sort of mushy stuff just means I have more time to enjoy my hobbies. Um... Like watching the shop. Or rearranging the stuff on the shelves. Or organizing our inventory. Or thinking about how we're all in an endless spiral towards our own destruction. I'm just too busy to worry about Valentine's Day, obviously. But I did manage to get a little painting done as well, and what with this being the season for gushy romances and all that... Anyway, I colored something I thought would be relevant. Here, if you wanna see:

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Seven Day Empathy and Seven Day Misery. They seem pretty seasonally appropriate, right? Particularly the "misery" part. Ugh. They're available now in La Victoire, along with the Seven Day Bundle which has both new versions and Seven Day Love for good measure. They'll be on the shelves until February 14th, 11:59 PM EST when this ridiculous saccharine torment will finally be over -- I hope. See you around.

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13 Itty Bitty Kitty now available in La Victore!Edit

  • Topic Itty Bitty Kitty now available in La Victore! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 12, 2014 3:08 pm

Uh-oh. Okay, so you guys know we just had a bunch of adorable kittens in the shop, right? I mean, besides me. No, no Jet -- now is not the time to self-congratulate on how awesome you are! AHEM. Anyway, so it looks like word got out that we were helping these cute kitties get adopted, or I don't know, something like that. And now a bunch of new kittens just showed up at the door. I've never even seen these guys before! It looks like they all need good homes too... Initially I was going to send them away but then Cygnus gave me one of his patented Stern Looks and, well. The rest is history, as they say. He's too busy indulging in kitty cuddle piles to even help me with this announcement. It was hard but I managed to wrangle them all into one photo together, if you wanna see all their lovable kitty faces.

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Does anyone want to take home an Itty Bitty Kitty? It's really simple: just open the box and see which kitty you end up with! And to make things even more exciting, some come with a special animated pose just to load up on the "d'awww" factor. No matter which kitten surprises you, I'm sure they'll shower you with love and headbutts and loud, incessant mewling! I mean, who wouldn't wanna adopt one of these guys, right? If you really want to help out you could even get an Itty Bitty Kitty Bundle full of the adorable little buggers! Anyway, it's nice having so many new friends mucking about, but I gotta say that I'm starting to think La Victoire is a one kitten kind of deal, you get me? Not that I'm jealous or anything! I mean, I am the cutest. Yes. Okay. See you soon!

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13 Limited Quantity Item: Mousseux Drops in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Mousseux Drops in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:31 pm

You know what? The life of a shopkeeper ain't easy. Most people just assume that it's all "napping behind the register" or "napping on a shelf" or even "napping in the middle of the floor because you told Cygnus to do inventory and the sun happens to be shining right on that spot and it looks all warm and lovely" or you know... Maybe something less specific than that. But you get my point! And I'm here to tell you that we work hard. Real hard! But sometimes all that scrimping and bothering contacts for leads and all that—it pays off. And today? It REALLY paid off. We've got a brand new, absolutely gorgeous item to put on the shelves today, and I couldn't be happier! Take a peek:

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The fruits of my labor, ladies and gents! This is the lovely Mousseux Drops, a rare item I managed to procure with my amazing shopkeeperly (that is a word now, by the way) abilities. Unfortunately I'm not that great a negotiator, and so I only managed to secure a limited amount of them. Still, I think it was worth the effort, don't you? This beauty will be available until February 15, 11:59 PM EST, so why not drop by La Victoire and try it on? Hope to see you soon!

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13 Cash Shop Update: Love Triangle Bundle!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Love Triangle Bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:53 pm

You know it just wouldn't be a proper Valentine's Day without a little thrilling drama, right? And what could possibly be more romantically entangling than a crazy love triangle? Well, now that I think about it... A love square, I guess. Or a love parallelogram. Maybe a love dodecagon. But those all sound kind of unwieldy, so love triangle it is! Unrequited passion is the theme of today's bundle, and lemme tell you that it's pretty spectacular! I guess you could say that I've really fallen for it. Eh? Ehhh? Oh stop groaning Cygnus, it's not like you could do any better. Anyway, without any further ado, allow me to introduce the incredible Love Triangle Bundle!

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Modern Miko: Tasked with keeping her temple in order, the Modern Miko thought she had no room in her life for love. At least until the fateful day that a handsome prince walked into her temple, and she felt a peculiar flutter in her chest unlike anything she'd ever felt before. From that moment on, everything changed. Includes her fashionable dress, short coat, traditional shoes, headband, and sideswept hair.

The Smooth Imperialist lived a life of luxury, free from responsibility or deep emotion. A wealthy playboy, it never even occurred to him that he might fall in love—let alone fall in love twice. Torn between his love for a beautiful princess and a sweet priestess, he must choose who will win his heart. Includes his ornate coat, embellished hat, decorated boots, trailing black hair, and fan.

Princess Azalea: Royalty through and through, the young Princess Azalea is the crown jewel of the court. Although she could have any man she wished, she's set her eyes upon a certain dashing prince and is determined to win him over. Includes her flowing dress, coat, delicate boots, flowery crown, and opulently styled hair.

Available exclusively in the Love Triangle Bundle is the adorable Love Fox! With a passion for matchmaking, maybe this sweet fox is just the thing to help with this tricky triangle. Includes several foxy poses, elegant sleeves, and a glowing forehead jewel.


Wow! I gotta say, I'm feeling pretty romantical right now. Y'know, lovely ladies of this bundle—that prince ain't got nothing on me. I mean sure, he's super handsome. But does he sparkle like this?! No way! Just putting it out there. Anyway, this fabulous bundle is available now in La Victoire, so why not stop by and take a look around! Who knows, you might just find that special someone (or sometwo) browsing as well!

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13 Valentine's Day Surprise Bundles in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Valentine's Day Surprise Bundles in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:52 am

So, I've already told you my favorite things about Valentine's Day, right? It's candy, mostly. Because who doesn't like candy? But there is one more thing that I really really like about this particularly holiday: gifts. You get 'em all over the place! But here's the thing—who wants a gift of jewelry or flowers? Pfft. That's boring. Don't worry though, I've got you guys covered. I've come up with a ton of bundles for you Gaians out there, perfect to give to your particular sweetheart! Or, you know, selfishly keep to yourselves. (Which is what I would do, personally.) They're filled with totally awesome goodies, so why not take a peek at all I have to offer?

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Totally awesome, right? Look, I even made a super convenient list for you!

• Valentine's Chocolate Bundle
• Valentine's Hearts Bundle
• Valentine's Anti-Hearts Bundle
• Valentine's Plushie Bundle
• Valentine's Sweetheart Bundle
• Valentine's Temptation Bundle
• Valentine's Courter Bundle


We've also got the mysterious Valentine's Surprize, which can open up to reveal any of the bundles listed above, or possibly even the rare Valentine's Super Bundle, filled with amazing valuable items! That's right, guys, I've got gifting down to a science. Oh, which reminds me! Anyone who gifts an item from La Victoire or Club Verge will receive a 10% discount coupon on Gaia Cash for helping to spread the love! It's a deal almost as sweet as candy, am I right? These bundles and the coupons will only be available until February 16, 11:59 PM EST, so we hope to see you around the shop soon!

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14 Candy Hearts are back!Edit

  • Topic Candy Hearts are back! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:36 am; 14th

HAHA. Cygnus thought he could hide all the candy from me! Said it wasn't "good for my heart" and that it was "messing up my brain real bad" on account of me having been unconscious for six hours after eating a whole bucket of these tasty Candy Hearts. Well, joke's on him! He always hides things in the same place -- behind the drapes, like that would be hard for me to find -- and now I've got a whole stash of Candy Hearts ALL FOR MYSELF. Oh um. And for you guys, I guess! I suppose I ought to not eat all of them. I'm pretty sure it would kill me. So, okay, what the heck! Candy Hearts and their amazing prizes for everyone!


The way Candy Hearts work is that you pick a heart, and then you get to pick your prize: you can choose to receive a random valuable item such as Ribbon Candy or Kandi Kitten, or up to 250 million gold! It's an opportunity so sweet it'll probably make your teeth fall out! A few of mine are feeling a little loose, honestly. They're just so deliciously addictive... Anyway, they'll be available until 11:59 PM tonight! You might wanna try and visit before I eat all of 'em. No promises!

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14 5 Days of Love - Join the Valentine's/Gaiaversary fun!Edit

  • Topic 5 Days of Love - Join the Valentine's/Gaiaversary fun! - Posted: [NPC] Cupid Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:24 pm

Hello, everyone!

Valentine's Day has finally arrived, and it is also almost our Gaiaversary! We here at Gaia are more than ready to share a little love! Log in each day from February 14th through the 18th to receive a special daily treat from us, with an amazing bonus item if you log in all 5 days!

We've also set up an event forum where you can come and hang out with your fellow users, or even participate in a fun contest! And some of the NPCs will be stopping by - who knows who might show up! Join the 5 Days of Love Fourm Fun Here!


Switchem has also been all decked out for the holiday, so why not play a few rounds and see what familiar treasures you might score? Switchem up!


It's going to be an absolute lovefest, and we can't wait to see you there! Happy Valentine's Day/Gaiaversary, Gaians!

14 Limited Quantity Item: Teddy March in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Teddy March in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:37 pm

Goooood day, Gaians! Have you had your daily dose of cute yet? Besides seeing my lovably smug face, I mean. Well get ready, kids, 'cause I'm about to put a heaping scoop of adorableness on your plates of awesome. I found a brand new item and it's so dang sweet it's about to give me a toothache! Or maybe that was from all the candy I ate earlier. Either way, I'm pretty sure I need to see a dentist! But you know what you need to see? This amazing item. Behold!

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Oh my goodness. It's so cute I can hardly stand it. I can't. Deep breaths, Jet—you're gonna get through this. Phew... OKAY. So, this twee little number is Teddy March, and lemme tell you that it's marching its way straight to my heart! It's going to be hard to part with something so gosh darn cuddly, and it's even harder since I only managed to secure a limited supply of this great item! Plus I gotta keep a couple teddies for myself, you see. I need something to comfort me while I'm in the dentist's chair. Anyway, you can pick up one for yourself here in La Victoire! They'll be available until February 16, 11:59 PM EST or until they sell out. Why not drop by and see it for yourself?

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14 Rapturous Descent now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Rapturous Descent now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 07, 2014 1:14 pm

Cygnus: Uh, hi guys. So, I've picked up my paintbrush once more. Shocking, I know. Still, it's nice that I can stick to my New Year's Resolution, right? I'm proud of myself for it. And, um—I have to say, I'm pretty proud of myself for this new recolor as well. I think it's something pretty special. Not gonna talk too much, since I'd much rather just show you what it is.

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I'm gonna call it Rapturous Descent, and I think it's pretty amazing. Y'know, just wanted to do a tribute to, uh... Forbidden love? Not that I care about that sort of thing or anything. 'Cause I don't. ... Jet made me do it. Anyway, it'll be available in La Victoire, along with the original Rapturous Union and a bundle containing both of 'em called Rapturous Couple Bundle. They'll be on the shelves until February 15, 11:59 PM EST so stop by if you wanna take a closer look at my handiwork, I guess. So, uh... I'll see you there?

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14 Adamant Vault, Bunnihilation, and HardheartedEdit

  • Topic EI Report: Adamant Vault, Bunnihilation, and Hardhearted - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:21 pm

Salutations, science fans! Today is February 14th, and you know what that means: a brand new EI Report! ... What? Is something else going on? Honestly I've been so wrapped up in research that I haven't really been paying attention. What's that? Speak up Donny, for crying out loud -- what? It's Valentine's Day? And no one told me?! Oh. Well, now I feel kind of bad that I'm making everyone pull an all-nighter. I mean, not bad enough to cancel it, but you know. A little humbled. Still, scientific progress knows not the meaning of romance! Science is cold, and sterile, and completely and totally awesome. It's my real love, honestly. And hey, we've got something special for you today! Not only are Adamant Vault and Bunnihilation evolving, but we discovered a brand new EI: Hardhearted! Let's take a closer look, shall we?

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Adamant Vault: There are still more treasures to uncover in the Adamant Vault. You reach a little deeper, discovering two new spectacular pieces of jewelry. Apparently, the actress had collected a few diamond antiques as well: a glittering diamond stomacher and a glowing diamond belt.

Bunnihilation: This bunny cafe is the cutest thing ever! You tie a festive balloon to your wrist as you sit down and wait for a server to take your order. Much to your surprise, an adorable little bunny with a pink apron hops up to your table with a slice of carrot cake. It stares at you with its giant blue eyes practically sparkling as it waits for your approval.

What kind of restaurant allows bunnies to serve food? Still, it does look like a tasty piece of cake... Hesitantly, you take the cake and sample a bite. Delicious! The bunny's nose twitches with glee as it hops off to serve other customers.

Hardhearted: Bored out of your skull, you wander aimlessly around your campus; you've started to feel stagnant and unmotivated, as if you're simply drifting through life with a purpose or reason. Maybe this walk will help clear your head. As you trudge quietly down the path, you notice glint of light reflecting off something from the corner of your eye. Well, at least looking for whatever is causing it could be kind of interesting. After a bit of searching, you find a CD case. Who even listens to CDs anymore? It looks like it's just a normal music CD inside the case...


Fascinating! Who needs candlelit dinners and chocolates when you've got such amazing discoveries to process? Unfortunately that's all the time we have for today, but be sure to visit La Victoire to see more of these glorious items in person! Also, please don't forget to vote in our Weekly EI Poll and let us know what you think! Remember: science is the only love that will never hurt you! Unless you're testing different acids. Goodbye!


As a special bonus to celebrate Bunnihilation's evolution, this little bunny wants to share its carrot cake with you!

15 February's Monthly Collectibles are here! 2014Edit

  • Topic February's Monthly Collectibles are here! - Posted: [NPC] Rina Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:14 pm

You guys KNOW that the only thing that could possibly get me off Dropplr are Monthly Collectibles, and OHMIGOSHHHHH IT'S FINALLY TIME! I hope I hope I hope I can ship it! Here we goooooooooo!

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February's Monthly Collectibles feature an edgy punk fashionista, and a handsome, preppy student—each of them both vying for the other's attention!

Attitude Alleycat: The Attitude Alleycat has never been shy or demure, so why can't she seem to tell the boy she likes how she really feels? Maybe if she changes her look a little he might notice her. Includes her skull shirt, punk-styled hair, piercings, shirt-ripping scissors, and more!

Sweetheart Schoolboy: The Sweetheart Schoolboy never expected to fall for a girl so unlike him, but he can't stop thinking about the amazing punk singer he saw in concert! He might need to try being a little edgier to catch her eye. Includes his school blazer, short permed hair, book bag, hair shaver, and more!


These incredible new items are now available at La Victoire!

15 Operatic Cantata now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Operatic Cantata now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:32 pm

Psst! Guys, it's me, Jet! Yeah, not Cygnus. What, he thinks he's the only one with some artistic talent? Pfft. Frankly, I find that insulting. We all know I'm absolutely stellar at everything I put my mind to. And besides, I'm sick of him getting all the attention for his "artistry" or whatever he wants to call it. Two can play at that game! So I sent him out on a few errands this morning, and I'm gonna take this opportunity to show off my first real attempt at this whole thing! Ohhhh man I'm so excited, I can't even wait any longer. Voila! My masterpiece!

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Not bad, right? Admit it: it's totally awesome. I know, I know. I wouldn't expect any less from me either. Anyway, this super adorable little number is Operatic Cantata, and I think it's pretty much the best thing ever. Because I made it. Can you tell that I'm proud? 'Cause I totally am. Take THAT, Cygnus! And to kick it up a notch further, I'm also going to be selling the Cantata Musical Bundle with the entire collection of 'em. Anyway, they'll be available until February 16, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna come in and admire my fine, fine handiwork. Oh, and be sure to tell Cygnus how much better I am than he is. Can't wait to see you!

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15 Please Help! Candy Overload!Edit

  • Topic Please Help! Candy Overload! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:04 pm; 15th

Ugghhh... you guys... I don't feel so good. Maybe eating approximately 11,746 heart shaped candies yesterday wasn't my greatest idea ever. ...Who am I kidding? It was totally worth it! But Cygnus says if I eat any more my tiny cat tummy is gonna explode, and that I gotta get rid of all the remaining Candy Hearts we have lying around. So I guess it's your lucky day! Aside from being the most delicious substance on the planet, Candy Hearts also contain amazing prizes!


The way Candy Hearts work is that you pick a heart, and then you get to pick your prize: you can choose to receive a random valuable item such as Ribbon Candy or Kandi Kitten, or up to 250 million gold! It's an opportunity so sweet it'll probably make your teeth fall out! A few of mine are feeling a little loose, honestly. They're just so deliciously addictive... Anyway, they'll be available until 11:59 PM tonight!

Cygnus: Seriously though, everyone. Please help me get rid of these before Jet eats any more... you might just save a Kitten Star's life...

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15 Limited Quantity Item: Bloody Cherub in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Bloody Cherub in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:37 pm

I feel like I've made it pretty darn clear that I think Valentine's Day is awesome. Any holiday that involves giving lots of presents and eating tons of candy is all right in my book, you dig? But apparently some people seem to be super into the concept of having an "anti-Valentine" or something like that. Whatever that actually means! Obviously I'm not one of those people—I love to love, baby—but I don't see any reason why we ought to exclude our curmudgeonly compatriots, do you? Especially since Valentine's Day is finally over. So I went out a-huntin' and sure enough, I found an item perfect for those who would rather finish up any V-day celebrating with a little blood and guts. Check it out!

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The Bloody Cherub looks like he stole your heart—literally! If only he didn't look so dang awesome while doing it. Still, I don't really wanna mess with him. He creeps me out a little. Well, a lot. Since I don't feel super comfortable stocking a bunch of these in La Victoire, we'll only have a limited quantity to put on sale! They'll be available in the shop until February 17, 11:59 PM EST or until they sell out! Why not drop in for a visit and see what we've got in stock?

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16 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:22 pm

It's time to sparkle, Gaians! The glorious star twins are back in action, here to bring a little more fabulousness into your lives! Plus, you know, we missed you guys. So set your phasers to stunning as we make our triumphant, glittery return to your marvelous little planet! And, of course, we brought with us a whole bunch of Divinity's Reach, each of them loaded with with incredible prizes like the ones pictured here!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! An opportunity like this is as beautiful as a shooting star! It's almost as lovely as we are—almost. We'll be hanging out in La Victoire until February 16, 11:59 PM EST. Unfortunately our wormhole isn't the most cooperative so we have to head back home fairly quickly. Still, we can't wait to see you!

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16 Limited Quantity Item: Trance Beats in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Trance Beats in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:16 pm

You know, Gaians, sometimes you just gotta let the music pump through you. Now, you all know me: I enjoy a good polka, or maybe some kickin' showtunes. But sometimes you want music you can dance to! Boom bow boom boom bop! That sorta thing. Look at me, laying down some sick beats like it's no big deal. Hint: it isn't. My amazing musicality aside, I decided I ought to find an item that properly represents how music can possess us all. And you know what? I totally found it! Not only that, but it looks pretty dang awesome to boot. Just check it out!

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Now that is definitely something I can groove with. This fashionable little number is Trance Beats, and it's sure to help you find your rhythm! An item this cool is kind of a rarity, though, so I was only able to secure a limited supply of 'em! They'll be available until February 18, 11:59 PM EST or until we sell out! So why not drop by La Victoire and shake your groove thang with me? I promise it'll be fun! Hope to see you around, guys!

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16 Merciful Demoness now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Merciful Demoness now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:19 pm

Cygnus: So I noticed a few great items are lacking a serious something: purple. Now, I'm not gonna say that purple is the greatest color ever. But, y'know... I'm not gonna say it isn't, either. So, uh -- I found an item that looked like it could use a healthy dash of my favorite shade, and I figured... y'know, why not? So, I set to work. The results? I don't wanna boast too much, but they're pretty amazing. See for yourself if you don't believe me...

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Purple really does make everything even better. Some people might not agree with that, but whatever. That's what I think. And I believe that Merciful Demoness looks fantastic. I mean, it's not overly purple -- just the right amount to really make you appreciate the shade. Um... I think so, anyway. It's available now in La Victoire if you wanna see it for yourself or whatever. We'll have it in stock until February 17th, 11:59 PM EST. So, uh -- guess I'll see you around? We can talk about the colors we like, or something.

So long as you like purple.

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17 Lulling Lucie and Lots of Lucies available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Lulling Lucie and Lots of Lucies available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:36 pm

Cygnus: Um, hi Gaians. I don't know how many of you guys are aware, but I'm something of a collector. I'm sure Jet will make it seem like I have some sort of weird obsession or whatever, but I just like having complete sets of stuff. So sue me. But, y'know, I'm also something of a... customizer, I guess? You know, what's the point of owning all this cool stuff if you don't do anything with it. Something like that. So, um -- I have a bunch of the Lucie Dolls, and I decided to finally try my hand at painting one myself. And you know what? It came out awesome. See for yourself...

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It's called Lulling Lucie and I think it makes a nice addition to my collection. But I wanted to make sure I made it available to you guys too, so um -- if you're interested in picking it up, it'll be available in La Victoire until February 19th, 11:59 PM EST. We'll also be selling Little Lucie 3rd Gen., Lovely Lucie, Lamenting Lucie, and Lavish Lucie. Oh, and a bundle of all the Lucies called the Lots of Lucies Bundle. Uh -- so, I know it's kind of a lot, but if you're a collector like me you might wanna check it out. I guess I'll see you around?

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17 Coin Toss! Back for Limited Time!Edit

  • Topic Coin Toss! Back for Limited Time! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:55 pm

Hey, it's your pal Nicolae again, back with your favorite lucky little coin. C'mere, you gotta get closer. I got something special here, buddy. A real winner. Remember Coin Toss? Well, I've 'found' another shipment, and it's still loaded with great prizes like these...


Pretty amazing, huh? You can win up to 100 million gold, or great items such as Mini Nitemare Wings, Onei the Dark Unicorn, Princess of the Universe, or even a Panda Hat -- all at the toss of a coin. 'Cept this coin is a little... different. Let's just say you've got some real influence over the outcome, you get me? So, you wanna play? Maybe Lady Luck is gonna favor you. Maybe she won't. But you look lucky to me, I gotta say. Only one way to find out if we're both right. I'll be hanging outside of La Victoire until tonight, at 3:00 AM EST. If you're feeling lucky, you should drop on by!

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17 Princes and Thieves Bundle in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Princes and Thieves Bundle in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:47 am

Y'know, Gaians, I always wonder what would have happened to me had I not entered the illustrious business of shopkeeping. Where would I have ended up? Would I have been a prince, or a pauper? Perhaps... a little of both? Being a prince of thieves does kind of have a ring to it. Robbing from the rich to give to the poor, swinging my scimitar left and right as I go on wild adventures! Admit it: you can totally picture me doing that sort of thing, right? Except with an appropriately kitten-sized sword. I'd be so utterly adorable! And you know I'd make it look good, too! There's a precedent of fashionable thieves that I've got to maintain. Don't believe me? Just see for yourself how awesome these guys look!

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Swanky, huh? I tell ya, I wouldn't mind handing my cash over to someone as dashing as that. So why not sell the whole lot in a fancy bundle? The Princes & Thieves Bundle is now fully stocked up on our shelves, and will be available until February 19, 11:59 PM EST! Just don't go getting any funny ideas, now. It may be a bundle celebrating a life of larceny, but I'm going to be keepin' an eye out for any sticky fingers among you! Why not visit La Victoire and give it a look over? Hope to see you soon!

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17 Roses & Romance Back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Roses & Romance Back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:01 pm; 17th

Jet here, Gaians! Remember how I snuck into Rina's garden, snipped a few roses, arranged 'em all nicely, and created the beautiful Roses and Romance? Well, after Valentine's Day I thought I'd keep a few and decorate the shop all nice. Y'know, spruce things up a little! But Cygnus won't stop sneezing... and I think he's tryin' ta make a point. So being the kind of stand up guy I am, I've decided to part with a few of 'em! That means it's your lucky day, because these gorgeous bouquets don't only look pretty; they come loaded with awesome prizes like these!


With Roses and Romance, you could win up to 250 million gold or great prizes, like Anurla's Amulet or even Rosamund's Rage! It's really simple: after you read your message (supplied by a totally willing to help shopkeeper, I swear) you get to choose whether you want an item prize or gold, and voila! Mystery presents abound! Is there anything more romantic than surprises? Well, I guess a bundle of a dozen would be pretty nice -- thankfully for you, we've got that as well! So why not drop by La Victoire and pick up a bouquet for your someone sweet? They'll be available until February 18th, 2:59 AM PST. Hope to see you soon!

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17 Roses of Mare Serenitatis Gown and Fascinator in La VictoireEdit

  • Topic Roses of Mare Serenitatis Gown and Fascinator in La Victoire - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:54 pm

Cygnus: Hey, everyone. So, um... I guess you can say I have an interest in space since I'm, you know, actually from outer space. I've drifted around the inky black abyss, but there's just something about gazing up at the moon and stars from an actual planet that makes you feel... Poetic. Or in my case artistic, I guess. Seeing the colors of the night sky really inspired something within me, and I set about to create something great from that. Or, you know -- two things, I guess. Since I made two. But they kind of go together. Anyway, here, you can see for yourself:

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A new sparkling gown and fascinator. I think they're pretty neat, right? They're called the Rose of Mare Serenitatis Gown and Rose of Mare Serenitatis Fascinator respectively. Not the most original names, I know, but, whatever. I never claimed to be all that great at those. Uh... They kind of evoke that feeling of seeing stars in the sky, I think. Anyway, they're both available in La Victoire until February 19th, 11:59 PM EST, if you wanna try 'em on and see how they look. See you around, guys.

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18 New Horns of the Demon Recolors in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic New Horns of the Demon Recolors in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:18 pm

Hi, everyone! Y'know, having adorable kitten ears is great and all, but sometimes I wish my noggin felt a little more embellished. I've tried various things! Y'know: baseball caps, trucker hats, wiggly green antennae... None of 'em looked all that good, and Cygnus even said the antennae weirded him out a little. I'd given up hope of ever finding some proper headgear when I suddenly had a stroke of brilliance! If I couldn't find something that I liked, why not just make it myself? And so after hours spent napping in the workshop, along with an actual few hours of solid work, I've devised something that I think is absolutely perfect for me! Oh, and for you guys. 'Cause it's not all about me, really. Anyway, see for yourself!

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That's right! Super cute new horns are now in La Victoire! We've got the White Horns of the Demon, the Pink Horns of the Demon, and the Red Horns of the Demon as well! Oh, and I even managed to scrounge up a few of the stylin' original Horns of the Demon, too. Now my problem is I have so many options I don't even know which one I want to choose! Thankfully, I've got some time to make up my mind, as these horns will be in the shop until February 19th, 11:59 PM EST. Do I like the pink? Yeaaaah but the white matches my sparkle better... Come visit and help me decide, Gaians!

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18 Score a sparkling reward with Gambino's Prize Jewels!Edit

  • Topic Score a sparkling reward with Gambino's Prize Jewels! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:55 pm

Y'know, while Cygnus and I weren't really on Gaia when all that crazy Gambino family stuff was going down properly, it doesn't mean we still don't hear rumors about it all the time. People still talk about Johnny Gambino almost incessantly! He sounded like an interesting kind of guy, to say the least. I guess the nice way to put it would be... eccentric? Either way, I enjoyed the gossip for what it was: rumors and nothing more. Until I overheard some Gaian talking about Gambino's buried treasure! Well, y'know -- how could I resist? I handed Cygnus a shovel and set him to work digging holes all over Gambino's estate! People weren't happy, but I found that if I yelled A LOT and waved my arms around it was enough to distract people while Cygnus kept digging. And sure enough, we struck gold! Well, gold and jewels, anyway. Unfortunately they don't do me much good -- I already have enough sparkle, jewelry just distracts from it -- and Cygnus was mostly angry that I made him dig all those holes, sooooo I figured why not put these riches up in La Victore? It's not like Johnny's gonna be using 'em! I mean, look at all the neat stuff we found:

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Pretty swanky, right? With the Gambino's Prize Jewels you could win up to 250 million gold, or great prizes like an Onyx Golden Princess Tiara or Ruby Spiked Wings! You'll basically be dripping with totally awesome jewels. Oh, and if you really wanna go all out you could even pick up a bundle of seven and see what other amazing treasures you can find! They'll be in the shop until February 19th, 11:59 PM EST so why not stop by La Victoire and give it a shot?

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18 It's a Happy Anniversary to Gaia sale!Edit

  • Topic It's a Happy Anniversary to Gaia sale! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:17 pm

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, GAIANS! Oh man. I'm so happy! Can you tell? Is it obvious? I'm almost shaking, honestly. Cygnus told me I was "vibrating with excitement" earlier and I told him to stop being such a grouch and come celebrate with us and then he just rolled his eyes and told me to stop drinking all the soda but GUESS WHAT it's Gaia's anniversary and I'm going to celebrate by doing what I love: ingesting massive amounts of sugary substances and holding an amazing sale for this most auspicious day! We've got tons of bundles here to help you show your support for Gaia, so let's dive right in and take a look!

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We've got a bundle for each big area of Gaia's lovely landscape! There's the Barton Pride Bundle filled with everything you need to be a true Bartonian, a Durem Pride Bundle brimming with items perfect for a fashionable Duremite, the Aekea Pride Bundle for those of you who support everything Aekea, and the Gambino Pride Bundle for anyone who wants to celebrate their inner islander! We've also got the Gaia Pride Surprise, which could win you any of the bundles listed above, or even the super rare Gaia Pride Bundle filled with amazing, valuable items that any Gaian would love! These fantastic bundles will be in the shop until February 19, 11:59 PM EST so why not drop by and celebrate Gaia's anniversary in style? We'd love to party with you! Well, I would. Cygnus is still sulking, I think. Can't wait to see you!

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18 The seal is weakening on February's 2nd Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic The seal is weakening on February's 2nd Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Tue Feb 18, 2014 1:50 pm

Do you hear that? Please tell me I'm not the only one who does. I seem to be hearing some sort of amazing power ballad coming from our Advance Chance! It's most unusual. I mean, it's quite good! But I can only faintly make it out, and I'm a little worried that it might be a sign of my impending insanity. Oh, what would Ilan McGladstone do if he were in my shoes?! Probably something really heroic, involving rescuing beautiful women and punching bad guys in the face. Alas, I'm not sure I have the ability to do either of those. Well, at least there's a silver lining to all this. I might be going crazy but I am definitely not imagining the fact that February's Advance Chance II's seal has significantly weakened!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the February Advance Chance II. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


How very exciting! You know, perhaps with this music playing in the background, I ought to turn my writing talents towards penning lyrics as opposed to novels? Hmm. That might not be the worst idea... Anyway! February's second Advance Chance will still be in La Victoire for a little bit longer if you'd like to grab a few! I'm off to go dig up my ukelele.

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18 Happy Gaiaversary everyone! <3Edit

  • Topic Happy Gaiaversary everyone! <3 - Posted: admin Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:56 pm

Hello Gaians!

We hope you all had a great Valentine’s Day – and congrats to those of you who took part in the Five Days of Love Event for your amazing bonus item!

Today we say a very happy Gaiaversary to you all! February 18th is a very special day for Gaia as it is our anniversary! We want to take a moment to say how much we love our Gaia community. Thanks for being so awesome! To celebrate our anniversary, we’re excited to bring you your free Gaiaversary 2014 item. Enjoy! CLICK HERE TO GET ONE!

Also, feel free to keep trying your luck at Switchem, and be on the lookout over the coming weeks for more great items and events, including some luck ‘o the Irish as St. Patrick’s Day approaches! We continue to be interested in your feedback, so keep it coming to usertalk@gaiaonline.com.

19 Help Orpheus save Eurydice in Underworld Descent!Edit

  • Topic Help Orpheus save Eurydice in Underworld Descent! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:09 pm

I've done it, Gaians! I've written an amazing song about this month's Chance Item that is sure to make my novel look like a children's book! Just let me get the old ukelele here tuned up... Ahem!

I sing you a story, so listen thee well
Of beautiful Eurydice, for whom Orpheus fell
They adored one another, as couples often do
There was absolutely no question that their love was true
But Hades, our villain, was a most wicked man
And seeing fair Eurydice he concocted a plan
He kidnapped our girl and brought her to his lair
For Underworld gangsters never play fair
So it's up to Orpheus to make Hades repent
Can he truly save Eurydice in his Underworld Descent?

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Whew! I'm well on my way to actual rockstardom, don't you think? Anyway, I hope you'll all pick up an Underworld Descent to help out poor Orpheus! Love is truly a tragedy of Grecian proportions. If you're feeling particularly adventurous you could even try out a bundle of nine! Don't forget that you could win a Cash Shop favorite, a valuable rare item, or a totally rockin' new exclusive. Will love triumph over evil? Is there hope for Orpheus and Eurydice? Will I ever finish my amazing ballad? There's only one way to find out!

Help Love Conquer All!

19 Adorable Cherubim Wings galore in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Adorable Cherubim Wings galore in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:11 pm

Y'know, flight is never really an issue to us adorable star kittens. I guess since we're from space and all that we don't really have to worry about gravity bringing us down all that much! I can totally float, I just choose not to. Why? Because it means I get to bother Cygnus to bring down stuff from the high shelves. And what's the point of living if you're not going to spend it annoying your best friend? Anyway, even though I can fly without any kind of assistance, I know that most people aren't able to achieve such incredible greatness. So I figured I oughta put up a bunch of wings in La Victoire to make things easier for everyone!

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They're kinda small, I know, but they might be able to get you a few inches off the floor. And believe me, that's a great start! You don't wanna be soaring around the skies without having practiced it a little closer to ground, believe me. Anyway, these feathery little guys are called Cherubim's Lilac Wings, Cherubim's Cream Wings, and Cherubim's Navy Wings! Aren't they just precious? We're also selling Gabriel's Wings, Uriel's Wings, and the original Cherubim Wings as well! Oh! And we've also got an adorable bundle with all the wings listed above called the Fluffy Wings Bundle! Pretty apt description, don't you think? They'll be in La Victoire until February 21, 11:59 PM EST so be sure to drop by before these amazing wings flutter off!

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19 Blade of the Forenoon Sky in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Blade of the Forenoon Sky in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:19 pm

Cygnus: Um, hi. So, I'm aware that I tend to recolor a lot of... cute, or pretty stuff. I guess you could say it's my preference. Obviously I don't wear those things, but they're... y'know, fun to make. But sometimes I do get inspired to tackle something a little more masculine. So, I... well, did. It took a little while to get the colors right, but I'm pretty pleased with how this next recolor came out. I've got a picture, if you wanna take a look.

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It's called the Blade of the Forenoon Sky, which I guess is kind of a mouthful. And it also makes me kinda of, uh... Hungry. Anyway, it's available now in La Victoire along with Blade of the Night Sky, Blade of the Dawn Sky, and Blade of the Midnight Sky. There's also a bundle called Blades of the Sky if you're interested in picking up the entire collection. They'll be in the shop until February 21, 11:59 PM EST, so I guess drop by and try something on? If you want. I'm gonna go find a candy bar.

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19 Monarch Maiden now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Monarch Maiden now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:38 pm

Well, wouldja look at that? Seems like we got another shipment of an amazing item from Club Verge! I might not care all that much for P.U.G. but I gotta admit I always get excited when Lance drops off these boxes. Let's rip it open and take a look!

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Monarch Maiden! YAY! It's finally here! Good, because I love catching me a butterfly or two, lemme tell you. Time to go release these outside so I can have fun chasing them around... In the meantime, Cygnus will be here watching the shop! So if you have any questions about this super cute outfit or wanna try it on, he's your big purple grumpy guy! See you when I finally tire of tormenting these monarchs!

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19 Gambino's Prize Jewels leave La Victore soon!Edit

  • Topic Gambino's Prize Jewels leave La Victore soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:16 pm; 19th

Hey, everyone! We've still got a couple more jewels available for those of you who like to sparkle as much as I do. I mean, I can't be the only one who likes looking this good, right? Anyway, these amazing jewels are loaded with gold and prizes, just like the ones you see in this handy-dandy image!


With Gambino's Prize Jewels you could win up to 250 million gold, or great prizes like an Onyx Golden Princess Tiara or Ruby Spiked Wings! They'll be in La Victoire until February 19th, 11:59 PM EST, so there's still time to pick up a few! Who knows? You could end up absolutely dripping in jewels! Why not visit the shop and see all the shinies we've got in store?

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20 The Scouring Hatter now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic The Scouring Hatter now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:24 pm

Cygnus: Uh—hi, everyone. Still trying to not do "cute" things. Y'know. Change it up a little. So I did a little searching and I, um... Well I found something I thought looked pretty neat, and kinda masculine. After a little tinkering with the colors and all that, I think I came up with something that looks kind of awesome. It took a while but, y'know, I think it was pretty much worth it. Anyway, I'm tired of talking. Just take a look at it for yourself.

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I like him. He looks kinda creepy. This is The Scouring Hatter and, y'know... I'm actually kind of digging not doing pretty stuff. It's good to change it up once in a while, or something like that. Anyway, it'll be in La Victoire until February 22, 11:59 PM EST, if you wanna come by and check it out. We've also got a bundle featuring the entire Hatter collection called It's a Mad Mad Bundle. Heh. See you around, or whatever.

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21 Cash Shop Update: Dragonslayer Quest Bundle!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Dragonslayer Quest Bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:19 pm

Does anyone else feel like their life simply isn't epic enough? As much as I love what I do, I sometimes feel like I'm just missing something. I want some danger! Adventure! Drama! Y'know—anything beyond the same day in, day out. Well, even though I can't seem to find anything all that exciting, Cygnus did suggest an alternative. He told me that Ivan likes to play something called "Gauntlets and Goblins"—it sounded pretty nerdy to me, but I was so bored I agreed to check it out. After Ivan had finished explaining what felt like five thousand hours worth of rules, we actually began to play and... Well. It was a ton of fun! He played this sweet little sorceress gal and I was this rookie adventurer, lookin' to make my name as a hero, and we went on this totally epic quest and it was just a blast! That dude Ivan is all right, y'know? Anyway eventually we had to stop—Ivan said something about having to practice his ukelele—but I enjoyed our story so much that I set about making a bundle of it. And, well... Voila! The totally kick butt Dragonslayer Quest Bundle!

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Spellbound Enchantress: This cute little mage has a courageous heart and a way with magic, even if it sometimes fizzles out on her. All she wants is to rid the world of evil dragons—she's just not sure if she can handle a quest of this magnitude alone. Includes her mage hat, tall boots, robe, structured cape, white hair, and heterochromic eyes.

The Adventurer's Legend: This young warrior was just hanging out in a tavern, unsure that he could ever truly accomplish something heroic, when a desperate enchantress approached him for help. Now he has a quest and a purpose, and is determined to slay that wicked dragon! Includes his shirt, belted pants, blue boots, messy black hair, adventuring bag, and quest scroll.

Osseus Drakon of the Valley: This fearsome dragon may not be the largest in the land, but he is almost as fierce as he is notorious. Includes several epic poses and your own pair of wings.

Available exclusively in the Dragonslayer Quest Bundle is the Dancing Wench Tavern! This cozy tavern is the place where it all began; our heroic adventurers met in this very bar! Includes all one needs in such a tavern, although you'll have to supply your own grog.


Totally awesome, right? And now you can use it to have your own great adventures! I guess I oughta thank Ivan for helping inspire this, so thanks Ivan! You're a huge loser but I like you anyway! I guess I have a soft spot for those types, COUGHcygnusCOUGH. Here's hoping this great bundle inspires you to set off on an exciting quest!

Adventure Awaits!

21 Inconsisten Sea and Vagran Sea now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Inconsisten Sea and Vagran Sea now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:20 pm

Cygnus: All right, well. You got me. I tried some guyish stuff and I definitely had fun with it, but I could only stay away from cute stuff for so long. Sue me, I guess. Or, y'know. Don't. Whatever. Either way, I had an itch to color something pretty and I uh... Well, I scratched it. Twice. Came up with two super nice new recolors that I think you guys are gonna like, even if dresses aren't your thing. I mean, I don't wear 'em and I still like these items. So, um... Here they are:

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I kinda had some fun naming these. They're called Inconsisten Sea and Vagran Sea. Heh. Jet told me they were "super ridiculous" but whatever, I'm still mad at him for saying he was better at this artist thing than I am. Anyway, they're on sale now in La Victoire along with Whim Sea, Wood Sea, and Wisteria Sea. There's even a collection of all of 'em called the On a Whim Bundle if you want the whole set. They'll all be in the shop until February 23, 11:59 PM EST so drop by, if you want.

Sea you later. Heh.

Stop making that face, Jet.

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20 Companion Bundles now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Companion Bundles now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:18 pm

Y'know, sometimes I get to thinkin' about stuff. Life, the universe, Dancing with the Kitten Stars—you know, the usual! I'm pretty deep like that. But sometimes I wonder what my life would be like without my old buddy Cygnus. I mean, sure: he's cranky, obstinate, quiet, and more than a little weird. But he's also my best friend! And, as much as it pains me to admit it, I definitely don't think I could run La Victoire without his help. I mean, who else would do the heavy lifting and keep track of the inventory? Me? That ain't kitten star work, let me tell you. Anyway, I guess I'm just pretty lucky that I've got myself a sidekick. I mean, even if he claims he isn't one, it's totally obvious who the one in charge here is. (It's me. I am the one in charge.) But then I started to wonder... What if some people out there don't have a Cygnus? Y'know, a big lug to order around and boss about and sometimes hug, no matter how much he or she complains? That kinda bums me out. So I figured, why not sell a few bundles with tons of great friends in them? And since all my ideas are super brilliant, that is EXACTLY what I did! See for yourself!

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It's a friendly free for all! We've got the Sugar & Spice Companion Bundle for anyone lookin' for a little romance, the Creepy Companion Bundle filled with buddies who you maybe don't want to hang out with a ton, and the Animal Companion Bundle so chock full of adorable companions that I can barely stand it! We've also got the Companion Surprise, which contains any of the bundles listed above or maybe even the rare Super Companion Bundle, with tons of valuable friends that promise to keep you company! They'll all be in La Victoire until February 22, 11:59 PM EST so why not drop on by and see if you can find a new friend or two? I'll just be over here, forcing Cygnus to give me a high five to celebrate how awesome we both are. See you around!

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20 Limited Quantity Item: Kitty March in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Kitty March in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:17 pm

Hey, Gaians! Now, I'm sure you all remember our super adorable item Teddy March, right? I mean, how could you forget it? It was so dang sweet it nearly gave me a toothache. But y'know, it got me thinking—what could possibly be cuter than teddy bears? Well, it didn't take me long to have another of my patented flashes of brilliance. Why, I'm cuter than a bear, certainly. I mean, just look at me! And since I'm so gosh darn lovable, it stands to reason that kitties in general would be even cuter than teddies. My logic is airtight, friends. So I set about making a few tweaks here and there, adding on heaping piles of adorableness, and VOILA! I've created what is quite possibly the most CATastrophically darling item in the history of the entire known universe. BEHOLD MY BEAUTIFUL CREATION:

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Kitty March, ladies and gents, is clearly where it's at. Teddies? Pfft. They don't even hold a candle to how amazing this item obviously is. My supplies were kinda low, though, so I was only able to make a limited supply of them! They'll be in the shop until February 22, 11:59 PM EST or until they sell out! Man, I now firmly believe that every item could be improved by making it about kittens. I have yet to be proven wrong, just saying. Why not stop by La Victoire and see the proof for yourself?

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20 Limited Quantity Item: Copper Snippet in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Copper Snippet in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:18 pm

The hunt was on, friends. There I was in the middle of a crowded market, foraging for an item set that would be perfect for La Victoire, going through piles and piles of items! There's a lot of riffraff to sort through, in case you were wondering. And the market can be kind of a scary place to be! Especially when you're a little tinier than most, and there are lots of stompy boots around, and no matter how hard you sparkle no one seems to notice you and they step on your tail and UGH. The nerve of some people. Anyway, even though it's kind of dangerous, nothing is gonna stop me from supplying La Victoire with the best items out there. And y'know what? That trip was totally worth it. Just take a look at what I found!

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It almost makes having my tail stepped on worthwhile! This is the charming Copper Snippet, and it's available now in La Victoire. Unfortunately the vendor I picked it up from didn't have a lot in stock, so we've only got a limited supply to sell! It'll be available until February 22, 11:59 PM EST or until we sell out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta bandage up my poor, beautiful tail... I'll still be around in the shop if you need help with anything, though!

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20 Flynn's Booty and Chest are back!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Booty and Chest are back! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Wed Feb 19, 2014 1:26 pm

Ahoy, my little space cadets! Pirate Cap'n Flynn the Ferocious here, back on Gaia to offer you all shares of my amazing plunder—and also to get a little me time. You know what's terrible about space? Everything! It's so cold! And space food is just awful. After a good day's piracy all I want is to relax with a good book and a nice bubble bath, but my ship isn't equipped for such things. It's driving me nuts! So I'll be on Gaia until February 20, 11:59 PM EST just to get some rest and relaxation. Anyway, if you'd like to win tons of gold, why not check out Flynn's Booty and Flynn's Chest in La Victoire? Each Booty has the chance to contain up to 100 million gold, and my Chest contains up to 250 million gold! There will also be convenient bundles of each up for sale. Now, if you'll excuse me, I do believe I'm due for an indulgent spa treatment! See you the next time I drop by!

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21 Pick a Card and Let It Ride are back!Edit

  • Topic Pick a Card and Let It Ride are back! - Posted: [NPC] Becky Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:21 pm

Hi, everyone! I finally managed to get some time off of work, so I figure what better way to spend it than playing a few card games with my favorite people in all of Gaia? No, no, I'm not talking about my Edmund body pillows. At least not this time, anyway. I'm talking about you guys! Everyone at Gold Mountain says I ought to be a little more social, so would you guys mind indulging me in a few hands of Pick a Card and Let it Ride? I'd super appreciate it, and they're really easy to play! But first lemme give you a little sample of the great prizes you could win...


Need the rules explained to you? Sure! With Pick A Card all you have to do is choose the card that reflects how adventurous you're feeling and you could win tons of gold or a valuable item. Just remember that the bigger rewards come with bigger risks! Let It Ride not only gives you the chance to nab some great, valuable items, but you could win anywhere from two million to one billion gold! If you score gold with your Let It Ride card, you'll have the option to LET IT RIDE! If you're successful, you'll win double the amount of gold you originally scored! If you aren't successful, you'll walk away with half the original amount you won. As they say, no loss means no gain! Wait... I don't think anyone says that. Actually that doesn't really make a lot of sense. Anyway, it doesn't really matter! I've got a few days off, so I'll be hanging around until February 22nd, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna play! Hope to see you real soon, okay?

Deal me in!

21 EI Report: Adamant Vault and HardheartedEdit

  • Topic EI Report: Adamant Vault and Hardhearted - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:55 pm

It's Friday at long last, my scientific sweets! We've been having a wonderfully productive week at the labs thanks to my new, patent pending, motivating methods! I've pioneered a few different ways to get my lab assistants and interns to really give everything their all, although the most effective method so far seems to be playing duckstep music very loudly over the speakers. Oh, they might complain about all the quacking and "wubwubs" but they sure do get their work done fast! Mostly because they want to get home and escape the racket. Still, it's effective and efficient, and any scientist worth his basalt would appreciate both those things! And with such amazing productivity comes equally astounding evolutions. Both Adamant Vault and Hardhearted evolved today, so let's take a look!

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Adamant Vault: Already practically dripping with diamonds, you pull out three more gorgeous pieces. The famous starlet this jewelry once belonged to would no doubt have to attend a number of movie premieres and award shows; that must have been her clever excuse to add more and more diamonds to her collection. Studying the jewelry you've just discovered, you find that you now possess a scintillating diamond bertha, a pair of brilliant diamond shoe clips, and a huge flashing diamond gem.

Hardhearted: After finishing your daily boring routine at home, you plop into bed and decide to pop in the strange CD you found earlier in the day. Settling back with your headphones on, you tentatively press the "play" button on your CD player. At first the hard beats and aggressive vocals were kind of intimidating -- you nearly turned the album off after only a few seconds -- but after a while it started to grow on you. After listening to a few tracks, you became completely hooked.


Fantastic! Maybe I ought to try playing Hardhearted over the loudspeaker instead of duckstep and see if that encourages my employees to work even harder? Hmm -- I smell a future experiment! Unfortunately that's all the time we have for this week, but be sure to tune in next Friday for your Evolving Item Report! Don't forget to vote in our Weekly EI Poll, and remember that you can see all these items and more in La Victoire! See you all next week!

22 Bundle of Fur now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Bundle of Fur now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:57 pm

Okay, serious question for you guys. When did my shop become a second home for wayward cats?! Just when I think I'm done finding people to adopt them, a whole new crew shows up on my doorstep! And I can't just turn them away, y'know? They're cats! My brethren! I mean, sure, I come from the cold, dark reaches of outer space, but I'm still an adorable kitten at heart. How could I ever turn away a needy kitty? Besides, Cygnus always seems more than happy to take care of 'em all. Particularly since it gives him an excuse to say things like "Aren't you guys so much cuter than Jet?" and "Jet, why can't you be as nice as these cats are?" Ugh. He's awful smug for such a quiet guy. Anyway, I've got a whole new passel of feline friends for you, so please take a look!

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These cute little guys simply couldn't bear the idea of being separated, so they're being sold together in the Bundle of Fur! It might not come with a lint roller, but it does come with tons of kittens looking for a good home. Do you think you could help me out a little? They're eating all my cat treats! This adoption drive will only last until February 23, 11:59 PM EST so drop by soon if you'd like an armful or two of sweet kitties.

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22 Benevolent Duke of Lalune available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Benevolent Duke of Lalune available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:59 pm

Cygnus: I'm a big fan of the Revolution games. I mean, that kinda goes without saying. Who doesn't love them? They're fun, they're engaging, all the crazy plots and super complicated raid encounters... Kinda wanna play some right now, actually. But, y'know, first things first. Since I enjoy the games so much, I kind of wanted to do something for them. Y'know—a tribute or something, I guess. So I decided to take my favorite character from the game and give it my own kinda spin. Came out lookin' pretty good, if you ask me. Take a look:

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Admit it. He's kind of... boss. Heh. Get it? 'Cause he's a raid boss. Man, I gotta stop spending so much time with Jet, he's clearly starting to rub off on me in the worst kind of way. Anyway, this is the Benevolent Duke of Lalune, lookin' all shiny in his silver armor. We're also going to be selling the Dukedom of Lalune Bundle that also includes Manslayer Duke of Lalune and the Tyrannical Duke of Lalune. It'll be in the shop until February 24, 11:59 PM EST so, y'know. Drop by. We'll talk raid strategy or something.

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22 Candy Hearts are back!Edit

  • Topic Candy Hearts are back! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Feb 22, 2014 2:18 pm; 22st

That's it. I can't take it any more! I've still got tons of these Candy Hearts despite having eaten a ridiculous amount of them, and even though they taste so darn good I just can't do it any more. I can't eat them! And it's such a tragedy, because they really are fabulous. I'd hate to see them go to waste! Could you guys help me out with them, pleaasseee? You'll get a great reward out of it, I promise! Maybe even something like these fancy prizes:


The way Candy Hearts work is that you pick a heart, and then you get to pick your prize: you can choose to receive a random valuable item such as Ribbon Candy or Kandi Kitten, or up to 250 million gold! Simple AND delicious -- just the way I like it! They'll be available until February 22nd, 11:59 PM EST. Why not chow down a little and help a kitten out? I've got such a tummy ache that I've gotta lie down for a bit...

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22 Gold Shop Update: Fashionable First Date Night!Edit

  • Topic Gold Shop Update: Fashionable First Date Night! - Posted: [NPC] Louie Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:56 pm

Gaians, you all know me: I'm an unabashed, true romantic when it comes down to it. What could possibly be more wonderful than finding yourself someone to share the rest of your life (or I guess in my case, unlife) with? Love is truly what makes the world go around, and there is just nothing more exciting than fresh, new love. And I, being the generous vampire that I am, would enjoy nothing more than being responsible for a whole slew of sweet, budding relationships. With that in mind I set about creating some new garments perfect to impress your special someone with on a first date! Please, feel free to inspect my fine wares yourself:

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Ah, l'amour. With amazing fashions like these how could you not fall in love? It's simply impossible! You can find most of these fine pieces in H&R Wesley, but there are also a few in Barton Jewelers and Buttercup Cafe. Please, browse at your leisure and enjoy. And remember, Gaians: holding hands is perfectly acceptable on the first date!

Let's Go Shopping!

22 Vigilant Arc now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Vigilant Arc now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:58 pm

Cygnus: Okay, so. Been thinkin'. I do that a lot. I like cute stuff, I like manly stuff. They're both cool. So, uh. I think my next piece should be something that has qualities of, y'know... Both. It took a little searching, but I eventually found an item I thought fit the bill. You know—a strong and tough warrior, but still pretty and kind of soft. That's what I thought, anyway... So, um. Anyway. Here it is, if you want to see:

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Vigilant Arc looks like she could probably beat you up. And look good doing it, too. I respect that. It's now available in La Victoire, where it'll be on the shelves until February 24, 11:59 PM EST. We've also got the Arc Covenant Bundle if you're looking for the entire collection, including a totally awesome doll/action figure. It's a collector's item—trust me, I would know. Anyway. See you in La Victoire, I suppose.

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23 Divinity's Reach is Back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is Back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Sun Feb 23, 2014 1:14 pm

Your favorite star twins are back in action, here to bring a little more fabulousness into your lives! So set your phasers to stunning as we make our triumphant, glittery return to your marvelous little planet! And, of course, we brought with us a whole bunch of Divinity's Reach, each of them loaded with with incredible prizes like the ones pictured here!

Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! An opportunity like this is as beautiful as a shooting star! It's almost as lovely as we are—almost. We'll be hanging out in La Victoire until later tonight February 23, 11:59 PM EST. Unfortunately our wormhole isn't the most cooperative so we have to head back home fairly quickly. Still, we can't wait to see you!

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23 Limited Quantity Item: Whale Tale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Whale Tale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:50 am

So, I figure it kind of goes without saying that me and water don't exactly mix. It's not just a "oh, cats don't like water" kind of thing either! I'm a little more, um—full of mass, I guess, than most people assume given my adorably diminutive stature. Comes with the whole being from space territory. I sink like a rock being drawn into a super massive black hole in the center of a dying galaxy. But that doesn't stop me from appreciating the creatures of the deep! I know I talk a lot about the virtues of cats, and how we're obviously the most awesome animals ever (which we are), and how all other animals might as well stop trying to be as cute as us, buuuttt... Well, I found these adorable little guys in the marketplace, just looking for a good home, and I just couldn't say no! I mean, could you possibly turn these lovable new friends down? Look at them! Look at their faces!

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THEY'RE SO CUTE. He's got a festive little top hat, and she's got that sweet little bow, and... Darnit! They're totally giving me a run for my money. Whale Tale is making me question my own superiority. It's mildly uncomfortable. At least I can comfort myself by HUGGING THEM. You have to hug them, by the way. They're so gosh darn huggable I mean look at theeeem. We managed to secure a nice supply of them, and they'll be in the shop until February 26, 11:59 PM EST or until we run out of them. Why not drop by La Victoire and let them entertain you with their cuteness?

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23 Get Gaia Cash for 10% off until 9 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get Gaia Cash for 10% off until 9 PM EST! - Posted: admin Sun Feb 23, 2014 3:46 pm

Hello, everyone! Just a quick update that we're offering a little sale on Gaia Cash! You'll receive a 10% discount on your purchase of GC until the sale ends at 9:00 PM EST. And with all the amazing stuff we have to offer, there's never been a better time to pick some up! It's a little weekend present from us to you. We hope you enjoy!

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23 Indulge your inner gourmet with yummy food bundles!Edit

  • Topic Indulge your inner gourmet with yummy food bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:00 pm

Now, I'm pretty sure everyone knows that I enjoy me a good meal or two. What's not to love? Gourmet cuisine is clearly where it's at! Unfortunately my little bitty arms make it kind of hard to use the stove, and Cygnus outright refuses to do anything except nuke the occasional frozen dinner in the microwave, so we're pretty much starved for some proper nutrition around these parts. That doesn't stop me from dreaming, though! I can spend all afternoon picturing mountains of sugar-frosted pastries oozing with chocolatey goodness, or savory roasts dancing a (kind of a little strange, admittedly) can-can across a table loaded with bittersweet beverages of every shape and size! Sigh. A kitten can only dream, alas. But my rumbly tummy did give me a good idea for some tasty bundles, annnnd—voila! An absolute feast!

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What are all these delicious treats, you might be wondering? Allow me to fill you in on all the details! We've got the Sweet Food Bundle loaded with scrumptious dessert-inspired fashions, the Savory Food Bundle filled with items sure to make your mouth absolutely water, and the Bitter Food Bundle that is anything but tasteless! We've also got the Yummy Food Surprise, which can give you any of the bundles listed above or maybe even the fabulous Super Food Bundle stuffed with rare delicacies! They'll all be in La Victoire until February 25, 11:59 PM EST, so why not drop by La Victoire and drool over them with me? Bonus points if you bring snacks!

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23 Godly Spice now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Godly Spice now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:51 am

Aha! Betcha all thought I was gonna concede and let Cygnus do all the coloring, didn't you? HA! Fooled you all. If that stammering philistine had half the talent I clearly possess, he wouldn't be so dang insecure about everything! Want proof of my obvious superiority? Strap yourself in, folks, 'cause it's gonna be a real doozy. I've concocted a great new recolor that's sure to make Cygnus blush a deep purple—a deep purple of shame. Behold, my latest masterpiece!

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Before you is the Godly Spice, so named because it is awesome, and also I am awesome. So awesome it's almost uncanny? You bet your tail. We'll be selling it in La Victoire, along with Sinful Spice and Devil's Spice until February 25, 11:59 PM EST! You can also grab the entire collection in our handy Spice Bundle. I'll be signing autographs all day if you'd like to stop by and marvel at my amazing talents!

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23 Withering Revenant now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Withering Revenant now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Feb 23, 2014 2:49 am

My reign of artistic superiority continues, my fashionable friends! I'm just laying down one masterpiece one after the other. Boom, boom. My talent is downright explosive! Also, this all probably sounds a bit like nonsensical mumbo jumbo. Well it kind of is! But an artist has to be confident, right? Showing off your work to the entire world is kind of a scary prospect, and so I'm aimin' to fake it until I make it! And lemme tell ya, I think this new item here is gonna make a real splash in the art scene. I mean, what could possibly be better than floating pink cuteness? Well, me. But besides the obvious. I mean, just look at how awesome this is!

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The Withering Revenant is so gosh darn pink that I just wanna pinch its cheeks or something. On a scale of one to ten, it's a solid "oh my god so adorable I looovee it" -- according to Rina, anyway. It's available now in La Victoire, along with the original Faded Revenant if you wanna try it on! They'll be available until February 25th, 11:59 PM EST. See ya in the shop!

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24 Looking to win some great prizes? Then visit Carnival Day!Edit

  • Topic Looking to win some great prizes? Then visit Carnival Day! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:24 pm


You know one thing that everyone loves? A carnival! There's all the great fried food, the fun rides, the crazy shows... It's all so whimsical! But my favorite part -- besides stuffing my face full of funnel cake -- has to be the awesome games on the fairway. So what if I'm really terrible at them? I can still enjoy it, right? I just don't like to play against Cygnus, because he's surprisingly good at the ring toss. Anyway, the great thing about carnival games is that they're not only super fun to play, but they always have amazing prizes that you could win! And I love me some prizes, guys. Almost as much as I love the carnival itself! So I figured why not start the week off with something a little... different? That's right! We're gonna be having a little mini carnival of our own right here in La Victoire, complete with games that could win you prizes or gold! It's officially Carnival Day, everyone!


No tickets required to attend! All you gotta do is drop by La Victoire and pick up a Carnival Day. That gives you the chance to play one of our exciting games: Knock 'Em, Ring Toss, and Whack 'Em! Each one gives you the opportunity to score some fabulous prizes; you could win up to 500 million gold, or maybe even a valuable item like Volant Reverie 2nd Gen. or Monsieur Loyal's Reprise! The carnival is definitely back, baby. I gotta find myself a kicky little hat to go with my new role as a carnival barker (or I guess carnival mewler, in my case) but feel free to drop by and try our games! The carnival packs up at February 25th, 11:59 PM EST, so we hope to see you before then!

Everyone Loves Carnival Day!

24 Limited Quantity Item: Pandy March in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Pandy March in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:10 pm

Helllooo, everyone! Well, it certainly does look like we're truly beginning to march towards March. The march of time marches ever onwards, doesn't it? Step in time and you won't fall behind, that's what I've always said! But people always tell me that I like to march to the beat of my own drum and that I'm as crazy as a March Hare, and—Okay, okay, I admit it: I'm out of punny sentences involving the word "march". But honestly, this amazing item is so fabulous that it really needs no introduction! Ladies and gents, please allow me to present the adorable Pandy March!

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It's super cute and chic to boot! I mean, obviously I don't think it's as adorable as my own little Kitty March, but that little blushing panda is just darling! It's available now in La Victoire, and it'll be in the shop until February 28, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! That's right folks, we've only got a limited number in stock. Why not march on down to La Victoire and see all the fantastic items we have available?

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24 Coin Toss is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Coin Toss is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:26 pm

Well now. Fancy meeting you around these parts, huh? I'm guessing you've come to see your pal Nicolae 'cause you're looking for something real special, right? You're not gonna settle for something less than exceptional. Real respectable like. Hey, no worries. Nicolae's got something perfect for you, believe me. I've managed to get my hands on some more Coin Toss and I'm lookin' to sell it to a trustworthy customer such as yourself. Interested? You certainly will be after seeing the amazing prizes it has...


So, how does my incredible Coin Toss work? It's simple. Grab a coin and pick your prize: a fabulous item, or plenty of gold. How much? Up to 100 million gold. You could also win great items such as Mini Nitemare Wings, Onei the Dark Unicorn, Princess of the Universe, or even a Panda Hat -- all at the toss of a coin. Easy way to win big. Boom. Done. It's so simple that the guards get a little jealous about it, you know? So I can't stick around for long. I'll be here until February 24th, 11:59 PM EST. After that I've got some other business dealings that need my attention. But hey -- why not test your luck while I'm around? You never know what you might get.

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25 Limited Quantity Item: Purrfect Mien in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Purrfect Mien in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:50 pm

Look, I'm pretty obvious about how I feel about us cats, but let me say it again for those of you who might not have been paying attention: we're awesome. Super, completely, totally and absolutely amazingly awesome. Why? Lots of reasons! Our adorable little whiskers, paws, and noses. Our fuzzy ears and wiggly tails! Our beautiful singing voices! Wait a minute... Ahem! MimimimiMEEOOOOOWWW. See? Like an angel whispering into your soul. Oh, hang on. Cygnus just left the room mumbling that he "doesn't get paid enough to listen to this" I think. Hah! Joke's on him, he doesn't get paid at all! Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that cats are the best. And fashion based on cats? Also the best. Just look at this adorable item and tell me it's not the greatest thing since, well... Me!

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Purrfect Mien is exactly as the name says—it's pretty much perfection! And it's available now in La Victoire in limited quantities! 'Cause everybody wants to be a cat, but not everyone can, you know? If everyone was an adorable little kitten who would we lord our superiority over? It's available until February 27, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Ah... It just simply doesn't get any better. See you around!

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25 Rena the Unicorn and more now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Rena the Unicorn and more now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:25 pm

Y'know, with all the crazy stuff that happens in my day to day life, sometimes I just kind of want to escape to a world of fantasy. Of dreams! Y'know, where there are fields upon fields of delicious cat treats, and where the rivers are made of delicious whole fat milk! Tuna flowers burst up from the ground like edible roses, and the air always smells faintly of cat nip. Siiiggh. So amazing, am I right? Unfortunately, I'm pretty much stuck here in reality. You know what creature is really a dream, though? This adorable new unicorn I've just found! Everyone, please meet my new friend!

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Rena the Unicorn is a little shy, but she's just as to guide you through your dreams as all the other unicorns! Who we are also selling in the lovely Unicorns Galore Bundle, in case you were wondering. They'll both be available until February 26, 11:59 PM EST so you've got plenty of time to catch a nap or two before you come visit!

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25 Limited Quantity Item: Mark of the Unsound in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Mark of the Unsound in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:11 pm

Look, guys, I'm gonna tell you a little bit of a secret about myself... But you gotta swear that you'll keep it quiet, okay? Promise? Good. So, the truth about me is that I talk a big game, but sometimes when it gets right down to it I'm kind of a scaredy cat. I especially can't stand horror movies! Ghosts and ghoulies just really don't do it for me, I'm afraid. Literally! But the problem is Cygnus lives for horror films. He watches them all the time! Sometimes I think he does it just to upset me. But to save face, I gotta sit there and watch them with him and just... Ugh! Ugh! They make my fur stand on end, everyone. I hate it! But y'know, the other night we were watching this movie about a guy who lives in an asylum, and he's haunted by this creepy nurse ghost, and—well, y'know, the parts I could watch through my paws were pretty interesting! So I decided to take some of that inspiration and run with it, and now I've crafted a creepy item that promises to make your skin crawl! Check it out—if you DARE:

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Oooh! Spooky, right? Okay, maybe not. But you gotta admit it looks great! This is the Mark of the Unsound and it's available now in La Victoire. I could only make a couple of them before I got too wigged out, though, so we've only got a limited supply in stock! It'll be on the shelves until February 27, 11:59 PM EST or until it all sells out! Please pick up a few—I'm a little worried that La Victoire is gonna attract some ghosts if this item sticks around for too long!

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25 Cash Shop Update: Adorable clothes for animal bases!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Adorable clothes for animal bases! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:39 pm

So, I heard from Rufus that tons of new animals have suddenly shown up on Gaia. And you know what? I think that's great! There oughta be more of us talking animals, honestly. Loads more! Thousands! AND THEN THEY WILL CHOOSE ME AS THEIR LEADER AND I WILL RULE THEM ALL. AHAHAHAH—I mean. Um. Ahem. Annyyyywaaayy, I'm excited to greet all these new critters. So long as none of them are cuter than me—and I am almost positive that it's impossible to be cuter than me, honestly—I don't have a problem with them! So I whipped up a few items that our new buddies can wear around Gaia. Some animals have already tried them on and they looked pretty dang stellar, I gotta say. See for yourself!

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Super cute, right? We've got a whole bunch of great items available for your animal pals to really spice up their looks! I even formatted everything into a handy list to make things easier, see?

• Strawberry Social
• Black Diamond
• Sweet Sailor
• King of the Playground
• Tiny Bright Eyes


We've also got some new bundles, full of adorable furs that you can equip over and over, as many times as you like!

• Bear Furs Bundle
• Wolf Furs Bundle
• Cat Furs Bundle
• Exotic Furs Bundle


But that's not all. I also went ahead and modified a bunch of popular Gaian items to be purrfectly sized for tiny animal bodies!

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They're available in Gaia Fashion For Animals, so why not open one up and see what great treasure you might find? Who knows! You might win classic Gaia favorites like [Animal] Her Darkness or [Animal] Shibuya Nobody, among a bunch of other great items! It could be just the thing you need to tie your critter's new wardrobe all together.

It really is the perfect time to bring my new subject—I mean, your new friend to La Victoire and see all the great stuff we've got in stock. I'm totally gonna make it an animal's paradise!

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25 New adorable animal avatars have arrived on Gaia!Edit

  • Topic New adorable animal avatars have arrived on Gaia! - Posted: Rufus the Cat Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:37 pm

Oh boy, Gaians. Are you guys sitting down for this? 'Cause you might wanna be. Something crazy is going on and I'm not even entirely sure how to explain it! I guess I oughta just start from the beginning... For a while now I've run a little blog, posting about my life on Gaia and what it's like to be a talking cat in what is, essentially, a human's world! Sometimes it's a little tough, but I couldn't picture anywhere else being as amazing a place as Gaia is—particularly for us talking animals! Of course, I just wrote the blog for fun. I didn't think anyone ever actually read it! Little did I know that, apparently, I had a larger audience than I thought. My latest post on how wonderful Gaia is got a lot of attention from other talking animals, and now they've all flooded my store demanding to be a Gaian just like I am! It's crazy, guys! But I can't turn them away. I mean, Gaia really is the best place to be if you're a talking kitty. Or a talking bear. Or a talking wolf. But I'm getting ahead of myself!

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Basically, we've got a bunch of adorable new animals running around Gaia who want to dress up and look fabulous, just like everyone else. And who am I to say no?! As long as they don't make me wear any pants, I'm totally okay with all these new friends. I'm going to do everything I can to make them feel as welcome as possible! And so I've started a little "animal's only" section of Barton Boutique, filled with plenty of great basics to help get our new pals situated! I even got a couple of them to model my newly minted fashions. Take a look!

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This is just a small sample of what you can pick up from my store, Barton Boutique. I've also talked to Vanessa and she agreed to put out some stylish products for the critters in Salon Durem as well! Oh, and also Natasha from Skin Tyte promised to help out a little too. Rina and Agatha also put out a few things in Buttercup Cafe and Barton Jewelers as well!

Now, I'm sure you're all wondering how you can help our new friends acclimate. Because remember: these guys aren't pets, they're Gaians just like you and me! And so I've devised a buddy system that's easy as can be! Simply visit your avatar dress up to pick out your new pal with the handy dandy button above your avatar! You can choose from a wonderful wolf, cute cat, or a beautiful bear! Once you've made your selection, you're free to dress them up as you see fit! They'll even appear in forums and towns and everything! After all, they want to be Gaians just like the rest of us.

So, Gaians. Can you bearly contain your joy over this amazing new feature? Does it make you want to howl with excitement? Are you mewing for more? Well, don't worry! I'm here to make sure these guys get the full Gaian experience, and so you can be sure that there will be tons of new content coming out for our new fuzzy friends shortly! For now, let's help them all get situated and give them all a big, friendly welcome! It's time to unleash all our inner animals! Rawwwwrrr.

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25 Carnival Day ends soon!Edit

  • Topic Carnival Day ends soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 25, 2014 7:05 pm

Step right up, step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Carnival Day is still going strong, but unfortunately it's fated to end soon! Just when I was getting really good at this "carnival barker" thing, too. Darn. Oh well. Better enjoy it while it lasts! And believe me, there's a lot to enjoy! As part of our exciting last minute carnival blowout, we'll also be offering a Carnival Day (12 Pack) sold at a great discount! Just take a look at all my amaaazzinnng priizzessss...


All you gotta do is drop by La Victoire and pick up a Carnival Day. That gives you the chance to play one of our exciting games: Knock 'Em, Ring Toss, and Whack 'Em! Each one gives you the opportunity to score some fabulous prizes; you could win up to 500 million gold, or maybe even a valuable item like Volant Reverie 2nd Gen. or Monsieur Loyal's Reprise! Just remember the carnival is only in town until tonight, February 25th, 11:59 PM EST, so stop by soon to try out our fun games and win a fabulous prize!

Everyone Loves Carnival Day!

26 In La Victoire: Spinel Flourish and Amethyst Spiked Wings!Edit

  • Topic In La Victoire: Spinel Flourish and Amethyst Spiked Wings! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:59 pm

Oh man. Just when I thought today couldn't possibly get any more exciting, that huge, smelly dog wonderful shopkeeper P.U.G. sent me more unexpected presents! You'd think he might wrap the delivery boxes or something, but eh. I guess I can't complain! All right, just gotta use my claws here to rip this box open. That's always a little tricky, but surprisingly satisfying. Aww man, what's with all the packing peanuts?! AUGH, I just wanna see what's inside! Just a little more and... OH WOW, it's so cute!

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Looks like that weird dog sent us Spinel Flourish Wings and Amethyst Spiked Wings! Boy, I really love the colors. I like the Spinel ones myself, but I've got a hunch Cygnus is gonna prefer the Amethyst ones on account of them being purple. Well, I'm going to stock these right away! They're available in La Victoire now, so drop by and try them on!

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26 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:08 pm

Oh, lovely Gaians. Even from the cold vacuum of space, we could feel it: your dire need for something sparkly and wonderful. Well, never fear! The Star Twins are back, and we've brought with us tons of shimmering glamor and, of course, oodles upon oodles of Divnity's Reach! Which is, as we are sure you well know, loaded with prizes just as fabulous as we are! Take a look yourself—but be careful not to be blinded by its beauty!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! With such glorious rewards available it truly is a wonder we don't keep them all to ourselves! We truly are the most generous star beings ever. They'll be available until February 26, 11:59 PM EST, so why not visit us and bask in our glowing presence while we're in La Victoire? We'll be expecting you!

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26 Belletristic Beauty now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Belletristic Beauty now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:08 pm

Y'know, Gaians, I'm not normally much of a reader. When books are about the same size as you are, trying to turn a page can sometimes become a grotesque misadventure. And I've certainly never once been to a library, I can tell you that much! What, they want me to keep a card? Pfft! Jet doesn't use cards! Just give me what I want because I told you I wanted it, yeesh. But if that library just so happens to have a librarian as foxy as this new recolor... Well, I might have to rethink my position entirely! I mean, wouldn't you?

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Pretty lady! This is Belletristic Beauty, and she believes that reading is fundamental. But lookin' gosh darn amazing is a pretty close second, clearly. She'll be available until March 1st, 11:59 PM EST if you'd like to try on her fabulous and fashionable clothes! Now, if you guys will excuse me, I'm gonna try reading this copy of War and Peace in front of her and hope I impress her a little...

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26 Workshop Lilie now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Workshop Lilie now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:09 pm

Does anyone else ever wonder what life would be like if all the color suddenly drained out of the universe? Like, if everything just became black, white, and a little grayscale? Would it be kinda like an old-timey film, you think? I bet people would revert to wearing awesome fedoras and coats, with the ladies swoonin' all over the place in their flouncy skirts. Or, you know, maybe it would be nothing like that. More importantly: if the world was nothing but black and white, would I still sparkle as amazingly as I do now? Y'know, these are deep questions, and I couldn't even begin to think up answers for them. But I can explore that strange black and white universe a little with some recolors! Like this one I've just come up with -- take a look!

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Workshop Lilie doesn't necessarily look like she's steped out of a black and white film -- at least not any film I've ever seen -- but she does look fantastic! With her cute dress and kickin' boots, I feel like she's ready to take on anything! Would you like to try on her outfit? It'll be available until February 28th, 11:59 PM EST, along with the original Workshop Flora. Drop by and we can ponder life's big questions together!

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26 A little welcoming present to Gaia's newest residents!Edit

  • Topic A little welcoming present to Gaia's newest residents! - Posted: [NPC] Rufus the Cat Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:30 pm

Hi, everyone! Rufus the original talking cat here, just dropping in to offer a big welcome to all of our adorable new fuzzy residents! Is everyone settling in okay? I hope you're all enjoying everything Gaia has to offer! From its fancy shops to its yummy cafés and wonderful citizens, there certainly is a lot here to love! Anyway, I know things are a little bit crazy, but I just wanted to personally thank each and every Gaian for being so warm and welcoming to all the new critters. It's not easy moving to a new place, and it's even crazier when you're a talking animal, but you guys are really making it a fantastic experience!

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And in the spirit of welcoming all our new friends, I've arranged a little present perfect for any kitty, bear, or wolf! All you have to do is click here and you'll be all set! And if you animals would like to complete your look, don't forget we're selling tons of fabulous gear at Barton Boutique, La Victoire, and other great shops! Now, I've gotta get back to helping all these new Gaians find homes... Thanks for listening, everyone, and have a great day!

26 Win an NPC's signature items with Gaia Cast Collection II!Edit

  • Topic Win an NPC's signature items with Gaia Cast Collection II! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:11 pm

Now, I'm sure I don't have to explain to any of you guys that Gaia has its fair share of memorable characters. Are some of them a little crazy? Weird? Not as awesome as me? The answer is yes to all of the above questions, in case you were wondering. But there is one thing I gotta give 'em props for: their fashion. These guys sure know how to dress up! Whether it's a fancy hairstyle, gorgeous makeup, or just a pair of sensible trousers, a true Gaian original always manages to make it work. Which is why I've set about creating bundles centered on specific members of Gaia's illustrious cast! Here, just take a peek at some of the stuff I've put together:

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With Gaia Cast Collection II you could win a bundle filled with one of your favorite character's items! We've got some amazing classics like The Ringmaster Collection Bundle and The Mad Hatter Collection Bundle, but I've also come up with some new ones like the adorable Artemis Collection Bundle or the Wisteria Collection Bundle! When you open a Gaia Cast Collection II you never know what you're gonna get, but you can be sure it's going to be totally awesome. You can even pick up a convenient pack of four! So why not drop by La Victoire and celebrate your favorite characters with us? We'd love to see you!

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27 Candy Hearts & Roses and Romance back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Candy Hearts & Roses and Romance back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:04 pm

Aww, man. Can you believe February is already almost over? What jerk decided to make this month so much shorter than all the other ones? I like February! What other months have holidays that you celebrate with copious amounts of candy? ... Besides October. Oh, and I guess whichever month Easter happens to fall in. Also, I think a lot of people eat candy on Christmas? Okay, maybe that isn't the best argument for adding more days to February. But it doesn't matter! I really enjoyed this past month, and I'm gonna be sad to see it go. If nothing else, February being a celebration of romance and love really sets it apart from the rest of this year! So, to end the month with a real bang, we're bringing back Candy Hearts and Roses and Romance a final time for the year! Oh, and just in case you need a little refresher on all the great items you could score, here's a handy image!


With Roses and Romance, you could win up to 250 million gold or great prizes, like Anurla's Amulet or even Rosamund's Rage! And with Candy Hearts, you get to pick a heart, and then you get to pick your prize: you can choose to receive a random valuable item such as Ribbon Candy or Kandi Kitten, or up to 250 million gold! Can you guys feel the love? Especially with these great new bundles containing 24 Roses and Romances or 24 Candy Hearts, each of 'em being sold for a 50% discount! Can life get any sweeter? Man, I doubt it. The sale ends when the month does, so at February 28th, 11:59 PM EST. Let's finish February with a real lovefest, everyone!

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27 Experience the power of the elements with amazing bundles!Edit

  • Topic Experience the power of the elements with amazing bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:17 pm

"Wind! Water! Fire! Earth! The great and mighty elements that make up the whole of Gaia!" Remember that, guys? It's a line from that incredible TV show from about twenty years ago, Captain Gaia. Did any of you ever watch it? It featured a bunch of plucky teenagers (and their talking parrot friend Jinxie) with candy bracelets that they could use to summon the amazing Captain Gaia, who would then help fight trolls polluting our lovely towns and shops! It was supposed to have some sort of "message" or something but I don't know, I mostly watched it to see Captain Gaia kick butt. I mean, he wielded the power of the elements! How cool is that? Man, I love that show. I was watching a rerun of it the other day and, y'know, it gave me some real inspiration! After a little digging through my inventory, I managed to put together some great bundles patterned after the GREAT AND MIGHTY ELEMENTS, as Captain Gaia liked to call them. Check it out!

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We've got the Earth Elemental Bundle for all you nature lovers out there, the Wind Elemental Bundle for anyone who likes to stay light on their feet, the Fire Elemental Bundle with some really hot fashions, and the Water Elemental Bundle filled with flowing grace and beauty! There's also the Elemental Surprise Bundle, which gives you the chance to win any of the bundles listed above, or possibly the rare Super Elemental Bundle filled with amazing valuable items! This sale ends March 1, 11:59 PM EST so drop by if you wanna check out all these great deals! Oh man, I'm so excited I might start singing the theme song to Captain Gaia... I better end this announcement before that happens. See ya soon, Gaians!

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27 Dernier Cri have 25% off sale! Much wonder!Edit

  • Topic Dernier Cri have 25% off sale! Much wonder! - Posted: [NPC] Brennivin Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:19 pm

Heilsa, Gaians! Hey, I hear many things. I listen so very good, ? "Brennivin!" I hearing you cry. "Brennivin, we not look fabulous as you! How? How?!" Sorglegt, very much. My heart broken. I sigh. I think so hard, what I do can help!? Ah, but cleverness! I look at my wares, my beauties, with much Golden necessary. I think, what if cheap? Well. Less expense. Já! Ljómandi! I hit prices, take some off! Twenty-five percent off my Dernier Cri items! Amazing!

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Such svalr! Can you believe? I am kindest! Sale ends March 1, 11:59 PM EST, is plenty time. Browse! Visit! You will enjoy! Takk fyrir!

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27 Optical Illusion 2 now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Optical Illusion 2 now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:03 pm

I feel like it should come as no surprise to anyone that I've gotten tons of compliments on my amazing eyes. I mean, I think they're the real source of all my sparkle! And you can tell a lot about a person from their eyes, too. Why, I can look someone in the eye and tell you exactly what their eye color is. That's a real skill! Not many people are as talented as I am/ But at least you can look almost as fabulous as me with this new CI filled with eyes that almost rival mine in sparkliness. Take a good look, ladies and gents!

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These fabulous new eyes aren't playing tricks on you! Optical Illusion 2 is now available in La Victoire, and it's great for giving your face that extra POP of beauty! These animated eyes not only look fabulous, but they wink and blink too! How alluring. Very debonair! Why not drop by La Victoire and pick up a bundle and see what you win?

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27 Stellar Wish now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Stellar Wish now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:18 pm

Cygnus: All right. Well, for anyone who might not know, I like the color purple... A lot. Y'know, all shades of it. It just makes everything look better. So, um. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that I like to use my favorite color on some items to pretty 'em up a little. So I took another one of my favorite items, splashed on a little purple, and -- well, made it look fantastic. Here, see?

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The magic power of purple, I tell you. It works wonders. Anyway, this is Stellar Wish, lookin' fresh and cute as some newly picked wisteria. It's available now in La Victoire, and it'll be on sale until March 1st, 11:59 PM EST if you're interested on purple-fying yourself. Obviously I don't need any extra color, but I see Gaians with a serious lack of aubergine and it kinda bums me out. All right, anyway. See you around.

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27 Best of Bundles Surprise back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Best of Bundles Surprise back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:44 pm

Wow! So, I was just digging through some of our old inventory—y'know, cleaning up the storage room a bit in preparation for March—when I found something real special: the Best of Bundles Surprise! I thought we'd sold out of all of these! But I must've squirreled some away in the back, I guess? Aaanndd then completely forgot about them. Whoops. Hey, I'm still pretty new to this whole shopkeeping thing, all right? No judging! Besides, inventory management has always been Cygnus' job anyway. I'm just here to run the register and be as cute as kittenly possible. Which I do FABULOUSLY, thanks very much. Well, anyway! No sense in hanging on to these any longer, right? Let's open 'em up and see what we've got inside!

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Each Best of Bundles Surprise gives you the chance to win one of the following bundles:

• Mad Science Bundle
• Masked Deception Bundle
• Breezy Love Bundle
• Animated Item Bundle 3
• Demonic Date Bundle
• Love of Tea Bundle
• Bows and Bolts Bundle
• Forgotten Pages Bundle


I remember hearing that these amazing bundles of joy also included a chance to win the Princess Voyage Bundle or the Marionette Bundle, if you're lucky! Man. That's a pretty sweet deal! Anyway, I should have enough stock to last me until February 28, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna pick one up and see what you win!

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27 Get a head start on March's first CI with Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic Get a head start on March's first CI with Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:23 pm

Does anyone else smell that? There's a distinctly pungent aroma in the air, wouldn't you say? I can't quite tell what it is, but it does smell rather delicious. Is someone cooking? Strange, there are no restaurants anywhere near here. My goodness, something about this smell is so enticingly familiar, though! It really takes me back. Did you know that I once enjoyed cooking? It's true. Before I entered my current line of work, I'd spend hours upon hours slaving over a hot stove, crafting an expert dish that would be sure to impress my parents and friends. My specialty? Grilled cheese sandwiched between two patties made of raw ramen noodles! It's... it's a lot better than it sounds, believe me. Ah, yes. I truly used to dream big, my friends. Maybe I ought to head on down to my kitchen and see if I still have the magic within to create culinary delights. TO MY RECIPE BOOK!

Oh, but before I forget! Did you notice that we have next month's Advance Chance already? How very exciting!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the March Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


My goodness, just thinking about what could possibly be inside really whets my appetite! March's Advance Chance is available now in La Victoire, if you'd like to pick up a few for yourself! Now, does anyone know where I can purchase powdered sea cucumber?

27 '03 and '04 Recolors back in La Victoire for a limited time!Edit

  • Topic '03 and '04 Recolors back in La Victoire for a limited time! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:41 pm

Hola, Gaians! Well with spring drawing ever closer, I figured we ought to take a look back at some of the fantastic items we offered this winter! Namely, our super awesome '03 and '04 recolors. Those were pretty swank, huh? So many fashionable options! Scarves, wings, and laurels—oh my. Just look at how stunning they are!

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For those of you who might not remember, these gorgeous items are the lovely Ebon Laurels, Pure White Mini Angel Wings, Abyss Mini Angel Wings, Pure White Angelic Scarf, and the Abyss Angel Scarf! But that's not all, as we also have the original Angelic Scarf, Angelic Mini Wings, and the Golden Laurels on sale! And to make things even more convenient for those of you looking to complete your set, we've also got the Angelic Scarf Grab Bag, the Mini Angel Wings Grab Bag, the Golden Laurels Bag, and lastly the Classic Recolor Grab Bag for anyone looking to own the whole great collection! They'll only be in the shop until February 28, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by soon if you'd like to pick 'em up! So many old favorites, so little time.

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28 Limited Quantity Item: Bunny March in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Bunny March in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 27, 2014 10:37 pm

Fashion marches onwards, ladies and gents! And just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any cuter. First teddies, then kitties, then pandies... Now this? I can't stand it, Gaians! The cuteness! It's giving me chest pangs! Is this... is this jealousy? Knowing that no matter how hard I try, I will never rival this amount of adorableness? It... Huh. I think I have some deep thinking to do, guys. Some real soul searching. Just talk amongst yourselves. Here, I'll even give you a topic: just take a good look at this Bunny March, everyone. Is it just cute, or is it the cutest?

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Hnghghghnhgh. Okay, I've thought about it. It's the cutest. I admit defeat. Just this once, okay? Bunny March, you win. I am not as awesome as you are. SAVOR THIS MOMENT, Bunny March. It will never happen again! This dusky pink-hued ball of sugary sweetness will be in the shop until March 2, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Excuse me, I think I need to go cry a little now.

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28 Starless Artemis and Mint Artemis available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Starless Artemis and Mint Artemis available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:44 pm

So, let's talk about Artemis! No, not the Greek goddess of hunting and all that—she's been talked about enough, trust me. We don't need to go over her. No, I'm talkin' about everyone's favorite adorable little spirit, our Artemis! She's a plucky little gal, ain't she? Doesn't even let the whole "being undead" thing stop her from achieving her dreams. And what were those dreams? Why, to be closer to space, of course! Well, technically the sky and the moon. But I mean, we all know the real reasons behind that, right? She wanted to be like us awesome star people! Right? I mean, I assume that has to be the real reason. Why else would she wanna be that high up? Heights are awful! I can deal with them now, but they used to make me get all spacesick. Well, anyway, I'm kind of getting off topic. What I'm trying to say is I like Artemis! And so I took her signature clothes and decided to make some new versions in fashionable colors! Check it out:

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Even Zombie Artemis won't hesitate when it comes to her dreams! These lovely new recolors are Mint Artemis and Starless Artemis and they're as cute as buttons, if buttons were actually cute. They're available now in La Victoire, along with Coral Artemis and the original Artemis herself! We've also got the Artemis in the Sky Bundle featuring the entire collection! They'll be in La Victoire until March 2, 11:59 PM EST so why not try 'em on? You never know what heights great fashion will take you to!

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28 Huge discounts on Candy Heart and Roses & Romance!Edit

  • Topic Huge discounts on Candy Heart and Roses & Romance! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:48 pm

Phew! I can't believe how much surplus we still have of Roses and Romance and Candy Hearts! I mean, the shelves are starting to thin out some, but we've still got a lot left to go and February's end is really starting to creep up on me. Since I'm lookin' to move this stock out, I'm gonna go for a big February finale! But first, a little reminder of how ridiculously awesome both these items are:


With Roses and Romance, you could win up to 250 million gold or great prizes, like Anurla's Amulet or even Rosamund's Rage! And with Candy Hearts, you get to pick a heart, and then you get to pick your prize: you can choose to receive a random valuable item such as Ribbon Candy or Kandi Kitten, or up to 250 million gold! Now, the best part? I'm going to be offering select bundles for 65% off! That's a huge discount, guys! At least, I think so. I'm not so good at this math thing. Cygnus said it was, anyway. Remember, this sale ends at 11:59 PM EST, February 28th, so I hope to see you guys in the shop soon! I seriously can't eat any more of these Candy Hearts, everyone. I think my brain will explode from all the sugar.

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28 Flynn's Booty and Chest are back!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Booty and Chest are back! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:38 pm

Thar she blows! That "she" being me, of course! Flynn's back, baby, and she's better than ever! I took a little break to have some me time, just like I mentioned last time I visited Gaia, and really did some soul searching. And by "soul searching" I mean I laid by the pool for a while and worked on my tan. Do you know how hard it is to maintain a nice bronzed sheen in space? It's IMPOSSIBLE. Anyway, after all that relaxing I felt so energized and awesome that I immediately went back into space and showed everyone what a ruthless pirate I truly am. The result? Tons of booty! And I'm willing to share you in on a cut of the profits, if you're interested. So Flynn's Booty and Flynn's Chest are both back in La Victoire, and they'll be available until February 28, 11:59 PM EST. Each Booty has the chance to contain up to 100 million gold and my Chest contains up to 250 million gold! Why not pick up a few and see what you win? I'll be here, "soul searching" a little more. Space ciao, everyone!

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28 Keiko's Trifle now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Keiko's Trifle now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:43 pm

You guys might have noticed by now that I've got something of a... sweet tooth. Nothing bad! I just enjoy my Sugar-Blasted Fruity McSours like every other star kitten out there, thanks very much! And also those delicious Brownie Ohs. That plus a bowl of chocolate milk? Mwah. Heavenly. But as good as breakfast cereals loaded with EXTRA HEALTHY MARSHMALLOWS SUGARS are, they can never compare to the buttercream wonder of the real thing: cake. Cake, my friends. Sweet, delicious, frosted cake. Is there anything better? Yes, but only one thing. MORE CAKE. I've been craving it like crazy but Cygnus is putting me on some kind of diet -- something about how the gravity here on Gaia is different and I'm starting to get paunchy from all the Candy Hearts I ate. As if. Still, thoughts of delicious pastry haunt my every thought. At least one good thing came out of it; I turned that hunger into some inspiration, and voila! Divine, fashionable deliciousness ensued!

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Keiko's Trifle is a celebration of all things sweet and lovely, and all in stunning new colors! You really ought to check it out. We're selling this plus the adorable Keiko's Cake here in La Victoire! They'll make you want some cupcakes something fierce, lemme tell ya. Just looking at it is making me hungry... Ugh. Someone come buy all these before they torment me further! They'll be in the shop until March 2nd, 11:59 PM EST. Hopefully Cygnus will agree to take me off this silly diet by then...

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28 Win an adorable new fur with Just Fur You!Edit

  • Topic Win an adorable new fur with Just Fur You! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:46 pm

Hey, animal pals! You guys all settling in okay? Need anything special? Ready to accept me as your true leader and Lord Emperor yet? No? Okay, that's cool. Look, I don't hold a grudge. Take all the time you need! But let me tell you one thing: as a kitten myself, I am sensitive to your specific animal needs. For example, I know that if there's one thing we critters like, it's lookin' good. I personally spend almost all free time grooming my fabulous coat, because there's nothing I enjoy more than having the sparkliest fur this side of the Milky Way. So I figured, why not put something together that allows all the new animals to win tons of great furs? Brilliant! I mean, who wouldn't want to look as adorable and fashionable as these wolves, kitties, and bears do?

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The new Just Fur You is perfect for changing up your look to something more fabulous! You could win anything from a Cream Panda Fur to a Fox Fur, or even other originals from Skin Tyte! But that's not all: we've also added brand new furs this time around! Ever wanted to have refreshingly Minty Fur or look mysterious with beautiful Silver Fur? What about a delicious Chocolate Fur that makes you smell great too? Well, friends (and future subjects), I've got you covered. We've even got amazing new Husky Furs and Calico Furs as well! So why not try out a Just Fur You and see what amazing coats you might win? You probably won't sparkle as much as I do, but I'm sure you'll come real close!

Oh, and I heard Natasha whipped up some awesome new furs exclusively for gold in her shop! You ought to drop by Skin Tyte and check them out when you have the chance.

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28 Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:26 pm

Greetings, Gaians! We just wanted to let everyone know that we'll be offering a quick sale on Gaia Cash from now until 11:59 PM EST. You'll receive 10% off when picking up some Gaia Cash, so you know it's a great deal! Thanks for reading, everyone, and have a wonderful weekend!

28 EI Report: Adamant Vault and HardheartedEdit

  • Topic EI Report: Adamant Vault and Hardhearted - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:41 pm

Ah, Friday at the end of February. What better day could there be for some scientifical experimentationing? Or for making up new words? There simply couldn't be! We've had a wonderful week here at the Evolving Item Labs, testing out all sorts of wild new theories and collating tons of beautiful, beautiful raw data. I tell you, nothing sets my heart aflutter more than seeing columns upon columns of numbers, just waiting for some good old-fashioned statistical analysis. Of course, my first love is and always will be Evolving Items! And we've got a real magnificent showing for you today. Let's take a closer look at Adamant Vault and Hardhearted and get this report on the road!

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Adamant Vault: It seems that our leading lady managed to become famous enough that she started to get invited to royal events! The jewels you find in the vault this week are from this era, where having a tiara wasn't just a luxury, but also a necessity. It seems that you've found a luminous tiara, a glamorous overdress, a diamond studded wig, and a blazing diamond halo.

Hardhearted: You find yourself totally addicted to this amazing new sound! It inspires you to try changing up your style and cutting your hair -- you even try out some new piercings that you performed yourself! Ouch... You've made some drastic changes, but life has never felt (or looked) this good!


Spectacular! That Adamant Vault might possibly be the shiniest thing I've ever seen! I'm not really a glamor girl, but all those diamonds... Imagine the x-ray lasers I could build with those babies! Unfortunately that's all we have time for this week, but be sure to tune in to next week's report for brand new updates! Don't forget to vote in our Weekly EI Poll, and remember if you want to see any of these evolutions up close they're available now in La Victoire. 'Til next time, science lovers!

MarchEdit

01 Ready for an epic quest? These Adventure bundles will help!Edit

  • Topic Ready for an epic quest? These Adventure bundles will help! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:32 pm

Y'know what, Gaians. Sometimes you just gotta set your hearthgem, buy lots of food and magic potions, repair all your armor, and just go and punch a dragon straight in the teeth. Or, you know -- heal the guy punching the dragon. Or chuck a fireball at it. Or, if you're feeling really brazen, sneak up behind the dragon and steal all its precious loot, and then punch it in the teeth. Guess which one I prefer? NONE. Because I don't play video games -- that's always been Cygnus' thing. But he put together these bundles, so I assume they gotta be pretty awesome. Say what you will about the purple lug, but the guy has got some pretty killer taste. Let's take a look, shall we?

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Hmm! Not bad, Cygnus -- not bad at all! No matter what your preference (or class) is, we've got the perfect bundle just for you! The Warrior's Adventure Bundle has everything you need to grind your enemies into a fine paste, the Mage's Adventure Bundle features fashionable garb sure to make you the most popular sorcerer in the village, the Thief's Adventure Bundle is loaded with goodies perfect for sneakin' around and pilferin', and lastly the Healer's Adventure Bundle has some great clothes in it, so you can look fashionable while your entire party blames you for wiping! Haha, I'm just kidding. (But it was probably your fault.) We've also got the Surprise Adventure Bundle, which could win you one of any of the bundles listed above, or potentially even the rare Super Adventure Bundle filled with totally epic gear! They'll be in the shop until March 3rd, 11:59 PM EST, so why not drop by La Victoire before setting off on your epic adventure? Just remember: it's dangerous to go alone!

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01 Beyond Blue now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Beyond Blue now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:30 pm

Ah, the color blue. So soothing! So calm! Like a clear sky on a crisp autumn day. At least, that was what Cygnus told me was his inspiration behind this latest "piece" of his. Apparently he's busy fixing an inventory mistake I made and he can't announce it, but that's okay! We all know I'm way better at this than he is. Anyway, even I gotta admit that this new recolor really is something special. I'm not sure if I feel soothed looking at it -- well, maybe just a little -- but it sure seems gorgeous! See for yourself!

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Beyond Blue is all casually relaxed fashion, wrapped up in a neatly colored bow. It's available now in La Victoire, along with Beyond Brown, Beyond Blush, and Beyond Black! Oh, and if you're looking to collect the whole set? Totally got you covered. We have the Beyond Bundle II in stock as well! They'll be in the shop until March 3rd, 11:59 PM EST so why not try it on and take your fashion beyond where you ever thought it could be?

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01 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:19 pm

Hello, Gaians! Rigel and Mintaka are back again, although only for a brief stop on your quaint little planet. See, we decided to go on a galactic road trip! You know, see the sights of the Milky Way? It's nice being back home, but honestly we're starting to get a little bored of lounging about the house, snacking on Cheesy Space Balls and downing liters of Nebuola soda. So we packed all those things up in a spaceship to take along with us as we journey across the stars! We're refueling on Gaia now, and since we also packed a few Divinity's Reaches for the road, we figured why not offer some for sale? I mean, they've got such great prizes in them. See for yourself!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! Such beauty! Such grace! I mean, obviously we're talking about ourselves here, but the same could be said about Divinity's Reach! We intend to hit the Galactic Highway by March 1, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure you stop by La Victoire soon if you want to catch us!

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01 Win some gorgeous new wigs with Splitting Doll Hairs!Edit

  • Topic Win some gorgeous new wigs with Splitting Doll Hairs! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:33 pm

Hah! Check this out. I was going through Cygnus' things while he wasn't lookin' -- sometimes he hides the candy from me in his room, so I gotta do a little snooping to find it -- and I found something totally weird. But also kind of awesome? Weird that he has it, I guess, but awesome for you guys. So Cygnus sometimes likes to try and customize his "action figures" as he likes to call them, right? Dude's gotta have hobbies. Turns out, though, that he made a ton of wigs for 'em! Like, nice ones. Ones that I kinda wanna pop on my head and rock. Anyway, it seemed kind of selfish to me for him to keep these all to himself when there are Gaians out there looking for some new fabulous coiffures, so I... Well, you know. I stole 'em. Not all of them! I just doubt he needed this many. I mean, look at how cool they are!

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Amazing, right? Boy's got some real talent. Now if only he weren't so dang awkward. Anyway! You can win amazing hairs like these in the new Splitting Doll Hairs, available now in La Victoire! Cygnus will be kinda mad when he finds out, but I think when he sees all the Gaians rocking these fashionable looks he'll be totally into it. After he pouts in a corner for a while, presumably. Anyway, I'm not looking to take them out of the shop any time soon, so why not drop by and see which amazing wigs you might win?

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02 Look your best for the GaiAcademy Awards with new bundles!Edit

  • Topic Look your best for the GaiAcademy Awards with new bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:57 pm

Award shows! The sweeping grandeur of the red carpet! The fabulous stars and starlets! The awkward banter of the host! The forced musical montages! The pained smile on someone's faces when they lose the coveted award! Truly, is there anything more agonizingly dull than an award show? Wow. I tried watching one once and I was asleep fifteen minutes into the dang thing. I do like seeing what everyone is wearing, though. And with the GaiAcademy Awards coming up, you know people are gonna be bustin' out their A game! So to help you gear up to look your most fantastical, I've arranged a few bundles that will ensure you'll be the envy of everyone on the red carpet. Look what I've got for you guys!

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Swaaaaank. We've got the GaiAcademy Awards Leading Lady Bundle for all you seasoned gals of the silver screen, the GaiAcademy Awards Action Hero perfect for men who are too cool to look at explosions, the GaiAcademy Awards Comic Relief Bundle filled with gear sure to get a few chuckles, and the GaiAcademy Awards Child Star Bundle with everything you need to look adorable in your interviews! We've also got the GaiAcademy Awards Surprise, which could win you any of the bundles listed above, or possibly the rare GaiAcademy Awards Super Bundle bursting with valuable items! So whether you were nominated, or if you just intend to watch the proceedings with a bowl of Cheesy Space Balls and a bunch of friends, why not check out these fantastic bundles? They'll be in the shop until March 4th, 11:59 PM EST!

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02 And the winner is... You! Open an envelope and win a prize!Edit

  • Topic And the winner is... You! Open an envelope and win a prize! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:00 am

I guess it shouldn't really come as a surprise that I wanna be a winner. Who doesn't want to be on top? I mean, I'm totally confident in how awesome I am, but it'd be kind of nice if I... I don't know. Won a prize for it or something. The Sparkliest Fur Award? Best Catch Phrases from a Space Kitten Trophy? I mean, are these too much to ask? Ah, well. I guess we can't all have shelves filled with accolades, can we? I gotta find other ways to make myself feel good. And you guys too! 'Cause you know what? You're all awesome. And you deserve to feel awesome! So I've stuffed a bunch of envelopes with awards that I might have made up in a sugar-induced rush, and loaded 'em up with great prizes like these!

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With the Gaia Awards, you're guaranteed to take home a fabulous prize! It could be up to 250 million gold, or even rare items like Stellar Night or Hero Manner! The best part is you get to pick which one you want: gold or items! See, that just means that my special awards are, like, a bajillion times better than anything else. I'll have the envelopes until March 3rd, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna pick one up and see what you win! As for me, well -- I guess I'll just stay behind the counter and do my thing. Wait a minute, what's this? It's a little homemade certificate. Huh, looks like Cygnus' handwriting. What's it say? ... It looks like I've won the award for "Most Annoying Star Kitten Ever, While Still Remaining Slightly Bearable To Be Around". Oh, Cygnus! You tolerate me! You really tolerate me!

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02 Limited Quantity Item: Romantic St. in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Romantic St. in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:48 pm

Ah, the life of a city girl! I imagine it must be quite exciting. I mean, I can't say for certain. I'm not a girl in the city, for one thing. But y'know, I read lots of magazines! Well, I look at the pictures, anyway. I find the modern fashions inside to be really inspiring, you know? I can't wear any of it, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it. So as I was walking through the market, questing for an item that might catch my eye, I spotted a brand new set that I think would appeal to those gals I see in all the magazines! It's fun, flirty, and perfect for spending a fabulous night out on the town! Just take a look for yourself, you'll totally understand:

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Romantic St. is all decked out for a fun date night, where she's sure to impress with her impeccable style! At least, that's what I'd like to think. Ah, to be her beau... A kitten can dream, friends. It'll be in the shop until March 4, 11:59 PM EST or until it's all sold out! Hope to see you in La Victoire soon!

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02 Coin Toss is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Coin Toss is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:22 pm

Hey, you. Over here. I've seen you before, haven't I? Yeah, I never forget a face. You were eyeballin' my fine wares just the other day, right? Wouldn't blame you for it. I've got a lot of fantastic things on offer here -- all gained through completely legitimate means, I assure you. Huh, what's that? If my business is legit, then why am I hiding out in this dark alley ? Hah. I like you. A real wise guy, I appreciate that. Look, a smart cookie like you knows a good deal when you see it, I'll bet. And just take a look at what I've got here...


That's right, bub: I've got more of my patent pending super amazing Coin Toss. You can win up to 100 million gold, or great items such as Mini Nitemare Wings, Onei the Dark Unicorn, Princess of the Universe, or even a Panda Hat -- all at the toss of a coin. Best part? You get to pick your prize: gold or items. I like to give my customer's a choice, y'know? I'll be here until March 2nd, 9:00 PM EST and then I'm lost to the winds. Which is a fancy way of sayin' I ain't gonna be sticking around long. Come back and see me real soon, eh?

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02 - Bunny March leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Bunny March leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:27 pm

Hi guys! Just a quick reminder that it won't be long before the adorable Bunny March hops its way right off the shelves! If you're a fan of rabbits or staggering amounts of cuteness, it's definitely the perfect item for you. I mean, how could you possibly resist its pink-hued charms?


Bunny March will only be in La Victoire until March 2, 11:59 PM EST, or until it sells out! So why not march right on down to La Victoire and give it a spin? Side effects may include a sudden hankering for carrots and potentially lethal amounts of sweetness. In other words, it's totally awesome. Hope to see you soon!

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02 His Apathy now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic His Apathy now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:58 pm

Look, if there is one thing nobody could ever accuse me of, it's being apathetic. You can call me a lot of things! Amazing, fabulous, gorgeous, awesome -- but never apathetic. I'm an expressive kind of cat! I mean, I'm cool. But I might not keep my cool all the time, if you get me? That being said, I might wanna try being a little more stoic and removed if it means I look as great at this guy does. I mean, just see for yourself!

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Maaan, he looks so awesome! Fashionably aloof, I suppose. His Apathy is available in La Victoire, along with the Darkness Consumes Him Bundle with the entire collection! It'll be in the shop until March 4th, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna try it on. I bet it ups your cool factor by, like, twenty percent. I'm not sure I can honestly pull off being handsome and withdrawn, but I bet you folks out there could!

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02 Limited Quantity Item: Pitiful Tearful now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Pitiful Tearful now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:50 pm

All right, critters! Listen up! I'm gonna give you some advice here. You're new to dealing with humans, and that's okay. They're kind of weird. But I've been around them long enough and I've learned a few tricks. One: do not poke humans in the eyeballs if you can avoid it. Apparently they don't think it's as funny as you do. Two: humans are excellent for getting things down from high places. Utilize this tip whenever possible, as it is one of their main functions. Three: if you are as pathetic and adorably helpless as possible, the humans will fall all over you in an attempt to take care of you. No, seriously! One time I pretended Cygnus stepped on my tail and he felt so bad about it he totally let me take a nap in his lap. And while Cygnus might not be human, the underlying principle is sound. Now, to help you master this art, I've devised a new item that is sure to pull a few heartstrings...

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BEHOLD. No person could resist such utterly agonizing cuteness! Wearing this around and making sad faces at the humans will totally get you far, believe me. This works like a charm. Just remember: be Pitiful Tearful! I gotta limit the quantities of this available, though, 'cause if every animal used it then it would be less effective... It'll be on sale until March 4, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. And stay tuned for more valuable tips!

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02 Phantasm Zivva now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Phantasm Zivva now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:51 pm

Anyone else feeling a little bit... wicked? Man, I don't know! I just wanna do something meddlesome. Knock something breakable off a shelf. Scratch the furniture. Maybe puke on some of Cygnus' clothes! Hmm, it's quite tempting. But I guess I oughta channel my mischievous impulses towards something good -- which is exactly what I did! Instead of being bad, I decided to be productive. I sat down and made this awesome recolor, and I figure since it's just ever so slightly evil lookin' it counts as doing a misdeed! A fabulous misdeed, mind you. I mean, look at how amazing this came out:

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Phantasm Zivva might look bad, but she can't help it -- she was pixelated that way! It's available now in La Victoire, and will be on the shelves until March 4th, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna try it on and indulge in a little wickedness!

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03 Cash Shop Update: Endeering Picnic Bundle!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Endeering Picnic Bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:27 p

Ah, spring! It's so close I can practically smell it! You know what it smells like? Sunshine, daisies, fresh grass, and adorable woodland critters. Well, okay, maybe not that last part. In fact I bet woodland critters probably don't smell that great. But I'm pretty excited for the season to start changing! I ain't much for the cold -- I had more than enough of that living in the frigid depths of space, thanks very much. Anyway, I just couldn't hold back my excitement anymore! I gotta find ways to celebrate spring's incipient arrival, and so I figured why not throw a fun little picnic? I mean, sure, it's still a little too nippy to have an actual one outside. But how about one here? In La Victoire! With a fun little bundle to really get you into the spring of things? 'Cause I totally did that. Let's take a look at the adorable Endeering Picnic Bundle, everyone!

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Deer John: John is gentle young man eager to impress his lovely date as they welcome spring with an outdoor picnic. Includes his hair with antlers, light brown coat, knitted sweater, mid-calf pants, strapped shoes, and a monarch chrysalis necklace.

Doe-Eyed Darling: This shy girl's heart is all a-flutter on her first date... Is he really as sweet as he seems? Includes her wide-eyed gaze, soft ringlets, fawn-skin patterned coat, empire-line dress, printed leggings with legwarmers, and a single-antlered fascinator.

Corn the Squirrel: This pink little critter is so over digging for stored acorns and perfectly ready to steal someone else's lunch! Includes several cute poses and your own tail and pair of ears.

Available exclusively in the Endeering Picnic Bundle is Spring Court Coronation! Features everything you need for a perfect picnic celebrating the start of spring. Includes colorful outdoor decor, delicately fluttering butterflies, and beautiful pink monarch crown.


I can practically feel the sun on my fur already, guys. Spring is coming, and it's going to be totally awesome -- just like this beautiful bundle! Why not drop by La Victoire and take a look at all of its amazing contents? It'll totally add an extra spring in your step!

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03 Win some fabulous items or gold with Love Me, Love Me Not!Edit

  • Topic Win some fabulous items or gold with Love Me, Love Me Not! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:25 pm

Y'know, there are plenty of means for divining whether someone loves you or not. Magic 8 Balls. Psychics. Actually asking the object of your affections whether they like you. But who wants to use any of those methods? Those are boring! Nah, I prefer the excitement of pulling petals off a flower and learning my chances for romance that way! Loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not -- loves me! Hey, look at that. I do love myself! I knew it. Anyway, I stole a bunch of pretty little daisies from Rina's garden (she has like a gajillion, don't worry, she's not gonna miss these) and I'm offering up their amazing precognitive services to Gaians everywhere! Of course you're not only gonna get an answer to your most burning questions. You'll get some awesome prizes, too! You might even win one of these:

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With Love Me, Love Me Not you pluck petals until you get your prize! It could be anything from up to one billion gold or a fabulous item, like Summer Groom or Lethe Rose! That way even if you get an answer you didn't want, you at least still get something awesome out of the equation. Why not try one out and see what you might win? These amazing flowers will be in the shop until March 4th, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by before then if you'd like to avail yourself of their fortune telling prowess and prizes!

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03 Wendy's Memories and Wendy's Kindness in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Wendy's Memories and Wendy's Kindness in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:26 pm

Cygnus: Hmph. I read a book the other day. It was kind of a weird one. Had pirates with hooks for hands, a kid that apparently liked wearing tights, and a girl who trusted strangers enough to follow a weird boy to a place called Neverland. I mean, nothing against any of those characters, they seemed nice enough. And, uh... I guess technically it was a story intended for children. But I actually kind of liked it? I mean, I can technically fly and I guess I've met some space pirates in my day. So, y'know. Seemed like a pretty plausible story in retrospect. Anyway, it got me a little inspired, and so I set to work makin' a few new recolors I think you might like.

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Wendy's Care and Wendy's Memories are now available, if you wanna try them on and see how they look on you. Can't really do it myself -- I don't wear dresses. Or tights, just for the record. I do think they'll look nice on a lot of Gaians though. They'll be in the shop until March 5th, 11:59 PM EST, so come visit and let Jet annoy you while you browse.

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03 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:33 pm

Oh dear, Gaians. Just when we thought our galactic road trip was really going to get underway! It seems that Rigel decided to drive a little more recklessly than our ship would have liked—as a result, we've accidentally redlined the engine! I'm furious, of course, and I've sent Rigel off to find someone to get it fixed. In the meantime I suppose I'll just lounge around my home away from home, enjoying everything Gaia has to offer. Oh, and indulging in my favorite past time, of course: making Gaians more fabulous! How, you might be wondering? Well, Rigel did leave me with a few Divinity's Reaches before heading off to find a mechanic. And look what beautiful things they have in store!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! They're available now in La Victoire and will be in the shop until March 3, 11:59 PM EST—hopefully by then our ship will be up and running. If not, then Rigel is going to be in some serious trouble.

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03 Love Me, Love Me Not now available in a 24 pack!Edit

  • Topic Love Me, Love Me Not now available in a 24 pack! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:59 pm

Wow, guys. I just had a very... interesting encounter. So after Rina found out that I had raided her garden -- again, ahem -- she stomped right on over here to give me a piece of her mind. But when I told her that the flowers were being used for things romantical in nature, she changed her tune fast! Started talking about "shipping" and stuff like that? I'm not sure I followed. I mean, what did she want me to ship, and where was I gonna ship it? Is she into yachts? Anyway, she squealed excitedly for a bit and then disappeared, only to return with TONS more flowers. And hey, I wasn't gonna say no! So now we've got a fantastic 24 pack of Love Me, Love Me Not, which gives you ample opportunity to win great prizes like these!


With Love Me, Love Me Not you pluck petals until you get your prize! It could be anything from up to one billion gold or a fabulous item, like Summer Groom or Lethe Rose! That way even if you get an answer you didn't want, you at least still get something awesome out of the equation. Remember, they're in the shop until March 4th, 11:59 PM EST, and don't forget to thank Rina if you see here out and about!

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03 Exciting changes are coming to Monthly Collectibles! 2014Edit

  • Topic Exciting changes are coming to Monthly Collectibles! - Posted: [NPC] Rina Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:26 pm

Ohmigosh. Have you guys noticed that we've got TONS of adorable critters running around these days? I can't handle it! They're all so cute! I'm locked in this perpetual feedback loop of squealing over them! I can't stop it! SQUEEEE lookit that one. He's got such little ears! And she's got such a fluffy tail! Oh my goodness. But you wanna know the best part? Rufus came up with the idea of making Monthly Collectibles available to our little furry friends, and I was like... THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVER! He's so smart for a cat, even if he won't let me put pants on him! So from now on, Monthly Collectibles are going to have three items: two for humans, and one for critters! I'M SO EXCITED! Why can't my letter open noooooowwwwww?

Grab an Envelope!

04 Sweet Doufu Hua now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Sweet Doufu Hua now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:12 am

Jet: Looking for a treat that's equal parts fashionable and delicious? Well then look no further, friends! I've created something amazing: wearable cat food couture! Yes, this was a long time coming. I've been developing this for weeks now, and I can say with certainty that it's going to take the fashion world by storm! Feast your eyes on my most amazing masterpie -- wait. No, no, get off of that! Shoo! My... my beautiful clothes... I knew I shouldn't have opened up my shop to every stray cat that wandered in! They've already eaten half my garments! Noooooooo!

Cygnus: ... Okay, well. I guess while Jet is busy uh... Resolving this crisis, or whatever, I can show you an item that you might actually wanna wear. Or eat. It looks pretty tasty, admittedly. Anyway, check it out.

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Cygnus: Sweet Doufu Hua has enough style and flavor for third and fourth helpings. Pretty cute, right? It's available now in La Victoire and will be in the shop until March 6th, 11:59 PM EST. We've also go the Doufu Hua Treat Bundle with the entire collection of these amazing delicacies. So, um. Drop by, if you'd like. I think Jet is gonna need some consoling and I'm not exactly the right guy to do it.

Jet: MY BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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04 Celebrate Mardi Gras with festive new bundles!Edit

  • Topic Celebrate Mardi Gras with festive new bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:06 pm

Woohoo! It's a real party out there, isn't it? I mean, it's always a party in La Victoire when I'm around -- since I'm such an entertaining delight, obviously -- but people are going real crazy today! And why shouldn't they? I've heard tell that it's Mardi Gras, and people tend to really go wild for it. Parades! Music! Singing and dancing! Sounds like my kind of shindig, actually. Cygnus is way too sullen to even consider celebrating today, but feh! Who needs him? I'm gonna keep this party going the best way I know how: bundles! Check it out!

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We've got the Mardi Gras Princess Bundle for you lovely ladies lookin' to celebrate in attire fit for royalty, the Mardi Gras Wealthy Visitor Bundle perfect for being mysterious while still catchin' eyes at the party, and the Mardi Gras VooDoo Master Bundle is ideal for those who like to dabble a little in the dark arts. There's also the Mardi Gras Surprise, which could open up to reveal any of the bundles listed above, or possibly the rare Mardi Gras Super Bundle with items that are sure to make you king or queen of the parade! These fabulous items will be in the store until March 6th, 11:59 PM EST, so whaddayah say? Let's get this party started right!

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04 All recolors in Dernier Cri 25% off & new miniwing recolors!Edit

  • Topic All recolors in Dernier Cri 25% off & new miniwing recolors! - Posted: [NPC] Loyal Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:48 pm

Bonjour, mes amies. Did you miss me? Ah, but a true performer never fully abandons his audience—but what is showmanship without a little extra anticipation? Besides, I've been hard at work in my absence. What, did you think I was just sitting around, twiddling my thumbs and taking the occasional nap? I mean, I might have been. But I managed to find the time to fold in a little work as well. And, oh! Such pretty little things I've come up with. Perhaps you'd like to see behind the curtain? Take a peek? But of course—I'll allow it. See for yourself...

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As you can see, I've added a few new treasures to my dear friend Brennivin's store. What's even better is that they are for humans as well as for our new furry little friends. Bienvenue, small ones! Your friend Monsieur Loyal did not forget you! Now, to the details. I've made a lovely little list here for you to consult, to keep track of all my beautiful creations.

• Mini Mint Angel Wings
• Mini Gold Angel Wings
• Mini Lavender Angel Wings
• Mini Pink Nitemare Wings
• Mini Red Nitemare Wings
• Mini Gold Nitemare Wings


To celebrate their temporary stay in Dernier Cri, I've arranged for a little sale. My items in Dernier Cri will be 25% off until March 4, 11:59 PM EST. So, why not pick them up while they're available for a little cheaper? I promise you won't be disappointed.

Until next time, friends. As always: enjoy the show.

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04 Pick a Card and Let It Ride are back!Edit

  • Topic Pick a Card and Let It Ride are back! - Posted: [NPC] Becky Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:30 pm

Hi, guys! I've been working really hard on practicing all my shuffling and dealing, lately. It's harder than it looks! Everyone in Gold Mountain does it with such flair and panache -- I'm not quite there yet, but I'm getting better. Would you guys mind helping me practice, though? I'll make it worth your while! After all, playing cards with me means you would win fabulous prizes like the ones pictured here:


Need the rules explained to you? Sure! With Pick A Card all you have to do is choose the card that reflects how adventurous you're feeling and you could win tons of gold or a valuable item. Just remember that the bigger rewards come with bigger risks! Let It Ride not only gives you the chance to nab some great, valuable items, but you could win anywhere from two million to one billion gold! If you score gold with your Let It Ride card, you'll have the option to LET IT RIDE! If you're successful, you'll win double the amount of gold you originally scored! If you aren't successful, you'll walk away with half the original amount you won. And to make things even better, I've discounted the big bundles of Pick a Card and Let It Ride 50%! They'll be in the shops until March 4th, 11:59 PM EST when I have to return to my day job of minding Prize and Joy. At least I'll have some fun in the mean time though!

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04 Limited Quantity Item: Braided Carnation now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Braided Carnation now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:07 pm

Ever feel like your hair just isn't long enough? Luxurious enough? Pink enough? Sparkly enough? I mean, I never have. Have you seen my fur? One word: glorious. But I sympathize for people who might not look as fabulous as I do! And if you've ever asked yourself any of the questions I listed earlier, then never fear. Jet's got the cure for what ails ya! Wanna see what it is? I'll give you a hint: FANCY WIGS!

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Braided Carnation includes some fabulous new hairstyles, all set in some lovely hues. Ready for a gorgeous mane straight out of a fairytale? Then you really ought to try it on! They'll be in La Victoire until March 9, 11:59 PM EST or until they sell out. Just be sure you don't trip over all that beautiful hair!

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04 The seal is weakening on March's First Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic The seal is weakening on March's First Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:54 pm

Well, it seems like my recipes are not going over as well as I had hoped. I tried making a tuna melt but not even Mr. Bibbles would touch it. And he loves tuna! But apparently not when it's covered in Limburger cheese and doused with enough hot sauce to potentially cause a fire hazard. I, however, thought it was absolutely delicious—and pungent! But to cook is to share with others, and it appears that no one wants to eat any of my food. Sigh. Well, at least I can take solace in the fact that all the (potentially noxious) fumes emanating from my kitchen seem to have weakened the seal on this month's Advance Chance!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the March Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


Now that the seal is weaker it smells even more delicious! I really do wonder what's inside... Well, they'll be available in La Victoire for a little longer, so feel free to pick a few up!

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04 Flynn's Plunder now filled with precious items!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Plunder now filled with precious items! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:29 pm

Ahoy, Gaians! You would not believe the treasure I just managed to score. So there I was, waiting for a nice looking ship to come along, when suddenly I ran into two familiar faces! I won't say who, specifically, but I'll give you a hint: they're twins, and I'm not exactly their biggest fan. Turns out they were on some sort of galactic road trip? I don't really care. The most important thing is their ship was LOADED with precious cargo, and so I took it upon myself to liberate said cargo from their possession. You know. For the good of Gaia and all that. Can't exactly say they were pleased about it, but doesn't matter now! You snooze, you lose.

And if you're snoozin' then you're definitely going to be missing out, because I've loaded up my Plunder with 100 new items up for bid. Rare items, too! We're talking 2003 and 2004 Monthly Collectibles and envelopes, 2003 and 2004 event items—the works, buddy! Panda Hats, miniwings, slippers. Who knew the twins-who-will-not-be-named were such hoarders, huh? Anyway, they'll be up for bids for the next seven days, so why not check it out and see if anything strikes your fancy?

Start Your Bidding!

04 New wings available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic New wings available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:11 pm

Looking for some feathers and flair? Then look no further, my fine friends! As a result of a few furious pillow fights gone horribly wrong, we now have wings aplenty here in La Victoire! Trust me, these gorgeous new wings will make you feel lighter than air when you see them. Don't believe me? Just take a gander at these feathery, fluffy wings!

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Heh. Gander. Anyway, we've got a whole bunch of beautiful wings now available in the shop, so let me give you a quick run down!

• Cherubim's Mint Wings
• Cherubim's Ruby Wings
• Cherubim's Light Blue Wings
• Cassiel's Wings
• Orifiel's Wings
• Sachiel's Wings
• [Animal] Gabriel's Ruby Wings
• [Animal] Gabriel's Light Blue Wings
• [Animal] Gabriel's Mint Wings
• [Animal] Uriel's Wings


That's right, we've even got some for the new animals as well! You can thank me by showering me with adoration and promising to both love AND fear me when I am your new ruler. These gorgeous wings will be in La Victoire until March 11th, 11:59 PM EST so flutter your way in and flap your way out! Oh, also: we are now officially all out of pillows. So if you could bring some by that would be awesome.

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04 '03 and '04 Recolors back in La Victoire for a limited time!Edit

  • Topic '03 and '04 Recolors back in La Victoire for a limited time! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:32 pm

Nostalgia's a funny thing, isn't it? Seeing the world through sepia-tinted glasses, I suppose? Of course, the past is a great place! I mean, we're doomed to repeat history if we don't know or understand it, right? Everyone says you gotta keep looking towards the future, but sometimes a little trip down memory lane isn't a bad thing, I think. Especially if it's been spruced up! Just like these great '04 and '03 recolors and originals -- it's Gaian history and Gaia's present all rolled up into one fabulous package!

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That's right! Fabulous recolors are back in La Victoire -- reunited and it feels so good! There's the lovely Ebon Laurels, Pure White Mini Angel Wings, Abyss Mini Angel Wings, Pure White Angelic Scarf, and the Abyss Angel Scarf! But that's not all, as we're also selling the Angelic Scarf, Angelic Mini Wings, and the Golden Laurels in La Victoire as well! We even put together some cute grab bags for you guys so you can get all your favorites easy peasy: the Angelic Scarf Grab Bag, the Mini Angel Wings Grab Bag, the Golden Laurels Bag, and lastly the Classic Recolor Grab Bag for anyone looking to own the whole great collection! They'll be in La Victoire until March 5th, 11:59 PM EST so why not take a look at all our fabulous items?

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04 All about Animal Achievements!Edit

  • Topic All about Animal Achievements! - Posted: [NPC] Rufus the Cat Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:43 pm

Hey Gaians! Did you know that our new animal pals came with a bunch of new achievements? It's true! You get a new achievement for changing your base to any of the new ones: wolf, cat, or bear! New achievements means new titles, more points -- lots of fun stuff! But did you know that there's another achievement as well? Any user who purchases an animal item with Gaia Cash gets the coveted "Cool Cat" achievement, with fun titles named after our first items for animals! So if you're looking to be a Tiny Strawberry, or even a King Animal, why not visit La Victoire and see if any of the animal items strike your fancy?

Have a great night, everyone!

05 Aye Aye Bonnie now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Aye Aye Bonnie now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:18 am

Ah, the salty tang of the open sea! The piercing shriek of seagulls milling about, looking to steal a french fry or two! The roaring crash of the waves! The sharp shells lying in wait in the sand, just waiting for an innocent foot to stab into! I could wax poetical on it for days, friends. But I won't, because I've actually just run out of stuff to, uh... wax on. So maybe not for days. Minutes. Well, minute. Anyway! I've never really been in the ocean -- what with being a cat and all, and also the fact that I'm much more massive than I look and I sink kind of like a stone tied to a mountain -- but you know, I like to picture it. What's it like, piloting a schooner over the open waters? I guess I'll never know. But I know if I did ever captain a ship, I'd look fabulous doing it. Why? Just see for yourself!

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Aye Aye Bonnie has all the commanding grace and seafaring fashion a real cap'n needs! Y'know, just like me. Not every sailor needs to be swarthy, I say. It's available now in La Victoire, and will be in the shop until March 8th, 11:59 PM EST! Why not set a course for our shop and pay us a visit?

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05 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:45 pm

Oh, Gaians. The last few days have just been awful! We repaired our ship and were ready to finally start our galactic road trip properly, but that horrible pirate Flynn ensnared us not fifteen minutes after blasting off! She took all our sparkly possessions, made fun of our beautiful hair, told us we ought to walk the plank—all sorts of mean stuff! She's a real bully. And just because we banished her to the cold reaches of space! You think she'd let go of a grudge by now but I guess not. Either way, she eventually let us go and, well, we've turned back towards Gaia once more to stock up on some new supplies. But she didn't get everything! Haha! We hid our precious Divinity's Reaches safely out of sight. So why not offer them up to Gaians while we get some of our pre-trip shopping done? Selling things helps calm us down, after all, and look at the beautiful prizes you could win!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! Not even that dreadful Flynn could steal such loveliness from us! They'll be available until March 5, 11:59 PM EST so drop by La Victoire and help us get back on our feet, if you're feeling generous!

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05 Pursue your dream to win an amazing prize in Budding Bistro!Edit

  • Topic Pursue your dream to win an amazing prize in Budding Bistro! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan ed Mar 05, 2014 4:19 pm

Oh dear. It looks like my escapades in cookery have led to a... very minor disaster. You see, I was searing some hot dogs for my masterful (and quite delicious!) chien-chaud confit when the smoke alarm went off! For no reason! Or, well, if I'm being perfectly honest... Because there was a fire. Just a little one! Nothing serious! I mean, I managed to put it out. But now my kitchen is a bit more charred than I like it, and I can't do any cooking for a while. Sigh. Well, it was fun while it lasted. And of course, I can always live vicariously through this month's delectable Chance Item! With Budding Bistro I can experience what it's like to be a kitchen artisan, even if it means starting from the bottom and clawing my way to the top! Maybe you'll join me? After all, you're sure to earn more than just practical cooking experience! You could win a Cash Shop favorite, a valuable rare item, or even one of these tasty new exclusives:

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So, do you think you have what it takes? Or will you end up on the chopping block? Perhaps if you're successful you could even give me a lesson or two on proper cooking. I mean, I think I've got a lot of raw talent! I just need to learn how to set things on fire less. Please, give Budding Bistro your best efforts! Or if you really want to how a kitchen works, why not try a bundle of nine? Happy cooking, everyone!

Let's Get Cooking!

05 Flynn's Booty and Chest are back!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Booty and Chest are back! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:46 pm

Ahoy, all you Gaian landlubbers! Space Cap'n Flynn here, still flush with booty from those horrid star twins. I've put plenty of it up in my Plunder—which you should definitely check out, if you're interested in bidding on lots of valuable items—but it's also added my store of precious gold! Since I've got so much extra coin, I figure I ought to make some available to the public as well. So I've put Flynn's Booty and Flynn's chest up for sale in La Victoire! In fact, tonight my booty is at a severe discount, as much as 60% off! Each Booty has the chance to contain up to 100 million gold and my Chest contains up to 250 million gold. I never realized those twins were so rich! I should've pirated them ages ago. Anyway, my booty and chest will only be in the shop until March 6, 3:00 AM EST so you gotta act fast if you want to win some easy gold!

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06 Project Couture: win gold, items, or an amazing opportunity!Edit

  • Topic Project Couture: win gold, items, or an amazing opportunity! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:00 am

Has anyone here ever talked to Stein before? He's an interesting guy! Apparently he holds contests for Gaians where they can submit their own ideas for items, and then he makes those items and puts them up in his shop! Also, he's a all covered in stitches and parts from different people. So, you know. That's kind of unusual. But he's super nice! And his interest in fashion, particularly couture designed by Gaians, is really fascinating to me. So I figured, why not take a page out of Stein's book? I grabbed some fashion forward items along with some nice sacks of gold -- and an AMAZING something extra -- and tossed them all into this super cute shopping bag, and voila! We've got ourselves the brand new, super exciting Project Couture!

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With the fabulous Project Couture, you could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Beyond Brown, Shibuya Nobody, or even an Angelic Halo. But that's not all! If you're very lucky, you might win the incredible Golden Ticket! This Golden Ticket allows you the opportunity to partner up with a talented artist from Gaia to design your own unique item set! Once your set is completed it will be sold as a Limited Quantity Item in La Victoire, and you'll receive 25 million gold for each 100 sold! And, if your item sells out completely, you'll get a 100 million gold bonus! Make sure you visit the official Project Couture forums to read all the rules and regulations! So, who here is feeling lucky AND creative? Project Couture is only in the shop until March 8th, 11:59 PM EST so visit La Victoire and remember, Gaians: make it work!

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06 Limited Quantity Item: Kodona now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Kodona now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:43 pm

Any of you gents lookin' to swank up your look a little? How about any ladies interested in adding a little something extra to your wardrobe? Never fear, fine Gaians, because Jet's here with some fabulous fashions that will practically have you preening with pride! Behold, my latest marketplace find!

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Kodona is all class and elegance with a fun, whimsical twist! Unfortunately I could only snag a few of these beautifully tailored garments -- they're all hand made, you see, so there's only a limited amount available. You can buy it now in La Victoire, and it will be on sale until March 12th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Why not stop by the shop and see if it strikes your fancy at all?

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06 Beyond Lavender now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Beyond Lavender now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:55 pm

Ah, the sweet fragrance of lavender. It's said to be soothing, you know! Helps you sleep. Not that I need any help, since I get my usual sixteen hours of naptime a day without much difficulty. But Cygnus has a little trouble occasionally -- too busy worrying about "our decaying galaxy" or something like that to be able to catch some proper shuteye -- and so sometimes I sneak a little lavender-scented plugin into his room, just to help. He never complains about it, I'll tell you that much! And, you know, I wanna send those lovely, soothing vibes to you Gaians as well. So I took a fabulous item and colored it a sweet shade of purple! Check it out:

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Beyond Lavender is beyond cute! So comfy and cozy. Makes me wanna curl up in a ball right on top of it and start snoozin'! It'll be available in La Victoire until March 12th, 11:59 PM EST so why not drop by and breathe deep the fragrant air of my lovely shop? Mmm. Smells like flowers and awesomeness.

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06 Limited Quantity Item: Exoskeletal Rogue now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Exoskeletal Rogue now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:29 pm

Oh man, guys. We've got something real special for you tonight! Special, and uh... Kind of spooky. In a good way! Like, in a "I'm gonna kick your butt with my awesome skeleton boots" kind of way. Y'see, I was wandering around the market, looking for something new to catch my eye, when I found this crazy looking armor and I just couldn't say no. It didn't look great on me, unfortunately, but I think it's going to look fabulous on you Gaians out there! Check it out:

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The Exoskeletal Rogue clearly means business, don't you think? Stabby business. We've only got a limited amount, though, because not everyone's got the skills to be an awesome assassin! It's available now in La Victoire, and it'll be on sale until March 12th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! It might not be the most practical gear for fighting, but you can always bowl over your enemies with your amazing looks!

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06 Project Couture: Golden Tickets already found!Edit

  • Topic Project Couture: Golden Tickets already found! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:48 pm

Exciting news, everyone! A few lucky Gaians have already found a Golden Ticket! That means they get the incredible opportunity to partner with a Gaia artist to create the item set of their dreams! Of course, they won't be the only ones -- in fact, the next winner could be you! There are still other Golden Tickets out there, so why not open a Project Couture and see what amazing prizes you win? If you're curious, make sure you check out the Project Couture forums for all the rules and details.

Congratulations to our first few winners! I can't wait to see who else scores a fabulous ticket.

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06 Luxurious Lucie now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Luxurious Lucie now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:11 pm

I've already talked about the fact that I'm not super into horror flicks, but Cygnus just can't seem to get enough of 'em. Just the other day he was watching this super creepy movie where this evil doll comes to life and starts, y'know, doing the normal evil doll stuff. Causing chaos, making faces, brandishing knives -- just being an overall menace. I couldn't sit through it 'cause I was too creeped out, but it did remind me a little of Gaia's own wicked little toy: Lucie! So I got to some coloring and... Voila! A gorgeous (and slightly creepy) new Lucie has arrived!

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Luxurious Lucie is equal parts decadent, beautiful, and downright terrifying. It's available now in La Victoire, along with Little Lucie, Lovely Lucie, Lamenting Lucie, Lavish Lucie, and Lulling Lucie! We've also got a fabulous bundle called the Luxury Lucie Budle featuring the entire collection, if you're looking to nab them all! They'll be in the shop until March 12th, 11:59 PM EST so why not drop by and play with all of our Lucies?

If you dare...

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06 I make contest! Such fabulous prizes! Everyone, participate!Edit

  • Topic I make contest! Such fabulous prizes! Everyone, participate! - Posted: [NPC] Brennivin Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:15 pm

Oh, Gaians! Yes, and hellos! I am have very exciting news, so please sitting down and give me ear. I am often time think to myself: hey, Brennivin, you fabulous! I make so many kind of beautiful clothes, such rare and much expense, so for Dernier Cri to be absolute most best shop. But, I am also holding great love for other items on Gaia! Yes, my creations is better. More svalr, you seeing? But, other clothes on Gaia are so, so nice! And, out in real world, other wonderful clothing as well! So beautiful! I love!

Where am I to go with all this? Haha, you ask so much! Well, I see much loveliness bag Project Couture. Gasp. I love. Prizes! Such fashion! How very inspiration! And so, I make contest for all the Gaians. Please, you will talk to me about Gaian and real world fashion? We have much discuss! You talk best, I give you prize! Já! You will participate! Ljómandi! Let us going!

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07 Eirene's Spirit now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Eirene's Spirit now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:22 am

Looking for something to lift your spirits? Then look no further, Gaian chums! I've got an adorable new recolor here sure to do the trick. It'll add a little bounce to your step! Fabulousness to your wardrobe! A tangy zip to your delicious whip! Okay, maybe not that last part. But it is a really wonderful item, if you'd like to take a look:

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Eirene's Spirt is awfully cheerful despite her somber colors! She'll flutter her way right into your heart, I'm sure of it. This lovely item is available now in La Victoire, and will be in the shop until March 13th, 11:59 PM EST! Why not visit our shop and see all the gorgeous wares we have on offer?

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07 Dreaming of a fabulous prize? Try Dreaming of Sheep!Edit

  • Topic Dreaming of a fabulous prize? Try Dreaming of Sheep! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:37 am

Do Gaians dream of electric sheep? I don't know! Maybe! I mean, it seems like a kind of strange thing to see in your sleep. But dreams are weird like that! You never know what's going to pop up. I mean, just the other day I was dreaming that I was scratching the largest, softest sofa I had ever laid paws upon, and I didn't realize until after all the yelling woke me up that I was accidentally clawing Cygnus' face. On an unrelated note, he's refused to speak to me for the past three days. But that's the power of the dreamworld, guys! Anything is possible. Man, even just talking about it is making me kind of sleepy. I'm probably gonna lay down soon, since I've only napped for about ten hours today. I wonder what I'll dream about? Maybe some amazing clothes, like these...


Would you like a chance at snagging some of these fabulous items? Then you ought to try Dreaming of Sheep! All you have to do is count your sheep until you doze off, at which point you'll no doubt be whisked away to your very own dream -- but the best part is the reward you'll score at the end! Choose gold and you could win up to one billion gold. Choose items and you might win valuable rares like Stellar Dreams or Lady Lunar! Either way, you're sure to be well-rested and happy when you wake up. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, it's totally real! Dreaming of Sheep will be in the shop until March 8th, 11:59 PM EST, so make sure you don't sleep too long, or it'll be gone before you know it! Now if you'll excuse me, there's a cuddly, soft pillow on Cygnus' bed practically calling my name...

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07 Haimon's Hourglass now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Haimon's Hourglass now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 07, 2014 12:47 pm

If only life were like a Greek tragedy, everyone! Then we'd all be weeping and wailing and committing all sorts of really sordid acts. Actually, it'd be pretty awful, all things considered. People in those plays were generally miserable to one another. Maybe if life were a little more lighthearted? What about a Greek comedy? Y'know, taking some dark and dour and making it... Lighter! Fluffier! Like vanilla frosting!

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Mmm. Tasty and historical. Haimon's Hourglass is all sorts of creamy Grecian goodness! Why not check it out in La Victoire? It'll be available until March 13th, 11:59 PM EST, so make sure you visit before the sands of time run out on this item!

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07 Nicolae's Black Market now set up in the Gaia ExchangeEdit

  • Topic Nicolae's Black Market now set up in the Gaia Exchange - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:00 pm

Any of you Gaians out there lookin' to score some real nice treasures? 'Cause your pal Nicolae has managed to "legitimately" secure a few precious items -- and I'm lookin' to sell them to the highest bidder. Never hurts to have a little extra coin in your pocket, right? Anyway, I've set up a market down at the Gaia Exchange, where you can bid on an Angelic Halo, Easter Egg, or Thank You Letter for June 2003. Or you can just hang out and watch the proceedings. I know I'm lookin' forward to it. You interested? Come by and place a bid. Who knows? You might end up a real winner.

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07 A few clarifications on Project Couture!Edit

  • Topic A few clarifications on Project Couture! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:09 pm

Hello, everyone! I just wanted to offer up some quick little clarifications about Project Couture for any Gaians who might have been confused. Ahem! Project Coutures can still be opened after March 8th. That means if you open one and win a Golden Ticket even after that date, it's still valid! The item leaves La Victoire March 8th, 11:59 PM EST. More than one person can win a Golden Ticket! In fact, we've already had several amazing winners! There are still tickets out there available to be won, so never fear. I hope this helped clear up any confusion you might have had at about this amazing opportunity, and good luck to everyone out there looking for their own Golden Ticket!

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07 Paws - A New Forum!Edit

  • Topic Paws - A New Forum! - Posted: [NPC] Rufus the Cat Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:06 pm

Hello Friends!

So glad to see everyone all happy and, dare I say, animaltastic! I cannot even begin to tell you how excited *I* am about all the new talking animals hanging around the forums. Cats, bears and wolves - it's so refreshing! Now I have lots of new animal friends to converse with. I'm still learning how to speak wolf and bear fluently, but I'll master those languages soon enough.

Anyway, I thought it would be super fun to have our own private little animal forum where we talking animals can hang out, chat, and just be ourselves. I've also included a little bonus treat for those talking animal friends who stop by! Check out the Paws Forum to meet other like-minded talking animals! Meow!

Oh yeah, while I love you all, this forum is ONLY for talking animals - no offense to my human friends! Feel free to equip your animal avatar base and join us if you like.

Your Pal,

Rufus

07 EI Report: Adamant Vault and HardheartedEdit

  • Topic EI Report: Adamant Vault and Hardhearted - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:08 pm

Friday, Friday, Friday! The most glorious day of the week! It's true, I read it in a magazine. That's right: I do read things besides scientific journals, you know. In fact, I'm thinking of boycotting several science-based publications. Why? They refuse to accept any of my articles! What, they don't think research on the viscosity of syrup and its effects on the topography of waffles is important? I assure you, in today's breakfast-driven culture, that my research has never been more pertinent or relevant. Ah, but I digress. As much as I enjoy experimenting with the best meal of the day, my true love will always be Evolving Items. And we have such a magnificent report to give today! Hardhearted has revealed more gorgeous new items, and Adamant Vault experiences a stunning final evolution!

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Adamant Vault: At long last, you seem to have reached the pinnacle of of the actress' collection. These remarkable pieces hail from when she was at the peak of her fame and wealth. She would often throw exclusive parties in her own diamond strewn mansion, all but coating herself in the glittering jewels to host them. In a sea of priceless treasures, these are truly the most precious, splendid ones you've discovered. It seems that you have uncovered some flirty diamond eyelashes, a diamond studded gown, an extravagant diamond skin embellishment, a radiant diamond chandelier, and a pair of resplendent diamond wings. The Adamant Vault is now empty of all its beautiful bounty, but now you can carry on the actress' legacy by wearing all her breathtaking jewelry!

Hardhearted: Your fashion sense grows even wilder as you try on new pants and accessories! As you admire your stylish reflection in the mirror, you overhear a DJ on the radio say that your favorite band is holding a concert in the town you live in. Your heart thuds in your chest with excitement as you realize what you must do. You have to snag tickets for this amazing concert! It's officially your life's greatest priority.


Glorious! Almost as beautiful as syrup sparkling on a pancake. That's all we have for this week, Gaians, but be sure to listen in next Friday for another amazing Evolving Item report! Make sure you vote in our Weekly EI Poll to let us know what you think, and don't forget that you can see all these gorgeous EIs and more in La Victoire. See you next Friday, science lovers!

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08 Ready to win some fabulous hairstyles? Time to Do or Dye!Edit

  • Topic Ready to win some fabulous hairstyles? Time to Do or Dye! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:00 am

Okay, so you guys know how that gal Vanessa accidentally created all those super cool -- but admittedly possibly mutated -- wigs? Well, I went ahead and visited her shop out of curiosity, and also because my pretty fur was in need of a little trim, when I found it she still had more wigs that she'd acquired from Dr. Singh's labs! You know I had to see this stuff in action, guys. So I asked her to trim a few more, and sure enough the clippings all melded together and voila: new gorgeous hairstyles abound! It's both freaky and fabulous at the same time, I think. I mean, look at all the fancy new hairstyles we've got!

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Anyway, I brought 'em all back here to La Victoire and stuffed 'em into a big box. Y'know, with the utmost care, obviously. Would you like to try one on? Then check out a Do or Dye! You're sure to win a totally fabulous new hairstyle that could totally change your entire look! Just drop by the shop -- we've got tons of 'em, so they're going to be in for a while.

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08 Project Couture leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Project Couture leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:40 pm

Hey, everyone! How are you all doing? Feelin' a little more fashionable, I hope? I'm certainly feeling pretty haute couture at present. Did you notice? I'm wearing the epitome of style and fashion! Here, let me turn around so you can see better. See the paper taped to my back? The one that reads "KICK ME"? Isn't it just the most stylish thing ever? Aren't you jealous? Cygnus told me all the fashionable Gaians wear signs like these. He said he picked this up at a very expensive shop just for me! Although, weirdly enough, it does kind of look like his handwriting... Either way, I think I'm lookin' sharp! And if you wanna bump up your style a little as well, why not check out Project Couture? It's filled with fabulously fashion forward items like these!


With the fabulous Project Couture, you could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Beyond Brown, Shibuya Nobody, or even an Angelic Halo. But that's not all! If you're very lucky, you might win the incredible Golden Ticket! This Golden Ticket allows you the opportunity to partner up with a talented artist from Gaia to design your own unique item set! Once your set is completed it will be sold as a Limited Quantity Item in La Victoire, and you'll receive 25 million gold for each 100 sold! And, if your item sells out completely, you'll get a 100 million gold bonus! Make sure you visit the official Project Couture forums to read all the rules and regulations! Pretty exciting, right? Just remember that Project Couture leaves the shop March 8th, 11:59 PM EST! Now, I gotta head out into town and strut my new, amazing look. Cygnus agreed to watch the shop while I'm gone. He even smiled a little! What a nice guy!

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08 Limited Quantity Item: Jovial Belle in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Jovial Belle in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:30 pm

Is your adorableness atrophied? Are you craving cuteness? Have a desperate yen to be an absolute darling? Don't worry, friends! I've got just what you guys need. You see, I've scrounged up a fabulous new recolor of an item that's sure to fill that empty void in your life with sugary sweetness. So prepare to squeal with glee, Gaians, as you feast your eyes on this charming new set!

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The lovely Jovial Belle really is the icing on the metaphorical cake! Decked out in baby blues and eye-catching silver, this outfit is sure to ring a few bells! It's available now in La Victoire, and will be on sale until March 12th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Why not visit La Victoire and try it on? Guaranteed to give you a sugar high!

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08 Dreaming of Sheep leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Dreaming of Sheep leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:30 pm

Sigh. Alas, Gaians -- even the sweetest dreams must eventually come to an end. Dreaming of Sheep will be leaving La Victoire soon, which means that the opportunity to win beautiful items like these could be nothing more than a faded memory!


Dreaming of Sheep gives you the chance to potentially win the item of your dreams! All you have to do is count your sheep until you doze off, at which point you'll no doubt be whisked away to your very own dreamland -- but the best part is the reward you'll score at the end! Choose gold and you could win up to one billion gold. Choose items and you might win valuable rares like Stellar Dreams or Lady Lunar! It'll be in the shop until March 8th, 11:59 PM EST at which point, sadly, we will all awaken from this blessed reverie! Man, talking about dreams really makes me get all poetical like. Who woulda thought? Anyway, hope to see you around La Victoire soon!

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08 Pride of Hubris now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Pride of Hubris now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:00 pm

Y'know, they say hubris is the folly of man. Or at least, I think that's what they say. Who is "they" anyway? Look, the point is I said it, and that should make it an important enough quote, okay? But look, having pride in your appearance isn't a bad thing! Particularly when you look as good as I do. Now, I know it's hard to deal with the fact that you will never sparkle and shine the way my lustrous fur does, but that doesn't mean you can't become a very close second to my fabulousness! Take this gorgeous new recolor, for example. It's amazing enough to make anyone instantly stylish!

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I don't think it's my ego talking when I say this set is totally swank. Pride of Hubris is all class and sass, with absolutely no comeuppance at all! Like me! That's right. Because if there's one thing I learned from that picture book of Greek mythology that I read the other day, it's that being overly proud of yourself never ever leads to any consequences whatsoever! Like that Icarus guy. He totally had the right idea! Actually, I probably oughta finish that chapter. I can't wait to read the part where he totally escapes and everything is perfect. Anyway! This will be in the shop until March 10th, 11:59 PM EST so why not visit La Victoire and do a little preening?

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08 Limited Time: An increased chance to find a Golden Ticket!Edit

  • Topic Limited Time: An increased chance to find a Golden Ticket! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:01 pm

Incredible news, Gaians! For the next five hours, until 11:59pm EST tonight there will be an increased chance to win the rare Golden Ticket from Project Couture! That's right, until it goes out of the store, your chances of winning the grand prize are doubled! Of course, even if you don't snag a ticket, you could still walk away with a fashionable prize like the ones pictured here:


With the fabulous Project Couture, you could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Beyond Brown, Shibuya Nobody, or even an Angelic Halo. But that's not all! If you're very lucky, you might win the incredible Golden Ticket! This Golden Ticket allows you the opportunity to partner up with a talented artist from Gaia to design your own unique item set! Once your set is completed it will be sold as a Limited Quantity Item in La Victoire, and you'll receive 25 million gold for each 100 sold! And, if your item sells out completely, you'll get a 100 million gold bonus! Make sure you visit the official Project Couture forums to read all the rules and regulations! Project Couture leaves the shop on March 8th, 11:59 PM EST -- and remember, this increased chance to find the Golden Ticket is only for the next five hours! Good luck, everyone!

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08 New animal items in Buttercup Cafe!Edit

  • Topic New animal items in Buttercup Cafe! - Posted: [NPC] Rina Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:52 pm

Oh. My. God. Please tell me everyone else sees the adorable little animals walking around and that I'm not going crazy. It's almost too cute to stand! I'm pretty sure I had a dream exactly like this, where there were fuzzy little friends EVERYWHERE, and we would have tea parties and lots of cake and cookies and I got to dress them all up in little outfits and ohmigosh ohmigosh ohmigosh. I've never been so excited in my life! Of course, I wanted to make sure all of our furry new Gaians feel welcome in my shop, so I've been baking up a storm! Sure, I had to order some really itty-bitty spatulas and muffin pans, but I've made a ton of food perfectly sized to fit into tiny animal paws! Oh, and I also picked special little flowers and I've made some fun new accessories for animals as well! Look, some critters are already enjoying all of my yummy treats and fun accessories!

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Just looking at them is giving me a sugar high! I just... I've never seen anything so huggable in my entire life. If you're a hungry kitty, wolf, or bear looking to satisfy a sweet craving, please drop by Buttercup Cafe! I promise not to squeeze you too hard or squeal too loudly in your ear.

... Or at least I'll try.

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08 Dreaming of Sheep sale extended by three hours!Edit

  • Topic Dreaming of Sheep sale extended by three hours! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:45 pm

Amazing news, guys! So, there I was enjoying my latest nap in the storage room, snoozin' away on a nondescript pile of whatsits. But guess what happened when I woke up? I realized I was sleeping on a bunch of Dreaming of Sheeps! Crazy, right? Where did they come from? It's kind of spooky, really. But it's also a dream come true! That means I've got a few more to sell, and so I can extend the sale a few extra hours! So there's still an opportunity for Gaians to win gorgeous prizes like these:


Dreaming of Sheep gives you the chance to potentially win the item of your dreams! All you have to do is count your sheep until you doze off, at which point you'll no doubt be whisked away to your very own dreamland -- but the best part is the reward you'll score at the end! Choose gold and you could win up to one billion gold. Choose items and you might win valuable rares like Stellar Dreams or Lady Lunar! It'll now be leaving the shop on March 9th, 3:00 AM EST, so why not drop by La Victoire and pick up a few?

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09 Limited Quantity Item: Braided Fawn and Braided Noir!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Braided Fawn and Braided Noir! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:00 am

Oww... Darnit! Sorry guys, I'm all sore. I was inspired by the latest items that we got in the shop and I spent all day attempting to braid my fur. As you can see, I didn't exactly meet with much success. Turns out my fur is just a hair too short to actually braid -- a fact that Cygnus neglected to tell me as he yanked on my poor coat in an "attempt" to plait it! I tell ya, he's a lot sneakier than he looks. Anyway, even if I can't make my fur into fashionable braids, it doesn't mean that you can't enjoy the luxury of a gorgeous plait or three! Just see what we've got in store for you guys...

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Braided Fawn and Braided Noir are full of gorgeous hairstyles for even the most luxurious of hair. And the best part is there's no tugging or pain! Just straight up fabulousness. Sigh. I'm so envious. My fur is absolutely stellar, but sometimes I wish I could style it a little! Ah, well. They'll be in the shop until March 15th, 11:59 PM EST or until they sell out, so why not unleash your inner Rapunzel and try them on?

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09 Be fashionably tasteful with new Wafer Bundles!Edit

  • Topic Be fashionably tasteful with new Wafer Bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 09, 2014 1:34 pm

YAY! Turns out Rina baked a bunch of yummy treats for all us adorable animals, and she brought some of the extras to La Victoire! I've been munchin' all day and I'm still not full. So much deliciousness... Even Cygnus tried a few things and he hates sweets! Well, admittedly, he hates everything. But still! As I was gnawing my way through another tray of cookies, I was struck by a sudden idea: why not share all this deliciousness with other Gaians? So, inspired by the very treats I was stuffing into my face, I made a few tasty bundles for Gaians to enjoy! Prepare to have your mouth start watering, 'cause I even arranged a little photoshoot of 'em!

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We've got a few different bundles to choose from, depending on your flavor preference! There's the Vanilla Wafer Bundle full of old-fashioned sweetness, the Chocolate Wafer Bundle for anyone looking to be decadently rich, and the Strawberry Wafer Bundle bursting with fruity goodness! We've also have the Wafer Surprise, which could include any of the delicious treats listed above, or possibly the super rare Neapolitan Wafer Bundle filled with delectable goodies! These bundles will be in La Victoire until March 11th, 11:59 PM EST, so why not drop by and indulge in some yumminess?

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09 Cassiopeia Darling now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Cassiopeia Darling now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:03 pm

The stars have truly aligned, Gaians, because I've got a special treat! Now, you guys all know that the sky is the limit on my amazing artistic abilities. But don't assume that I have stars in my eyes on account of my talent! After all, it takes hard work to be this good. My skill sure pays off though! I mean, just take a look at this adorable new recolor I've conjured up for you guys to enjoy.

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Cassiopeia Darling is as adorable as can be in her soft browns and creams! It'll be in the shop until March 15th, 11:59 PM EST so you've got plenty of time to stop by and visit before this lovely star fades away!

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09 Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 9:30 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 9:30 PM EST! - Posted: admin Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:31 pm

Happy Sunday, Gaians! We hope you're all having a wonderful weekend. Did you get to relax a little? Spend some time with your loved ones? Well, how about a little shopping to top it all off? We're going to be offering a quick sale on Gaia Cash: a 10% discount on your purchase of Gaia Cash until the sale ends at 9:30 PM EST! Have a great day, everyone!

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09 Carnival Day is back in town!Edit

  • Topic Carnival Day is back in town! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 09, 2014 4:05 pm

Step right up, step right up, to Monsieur Jet's Marvelous Games for Gaians! We've got excitement, we've got items, we've got this fancy top hat that I might have "borrowed" from H.R. Wesley! Don't I look awesome? And I've totally got the carnival barker patter down, too. Here, listen! Ahem. You there! Yes, you! Are you looking to win a fabulous treasure or two? It's so easy! Simply come join the fun of Carnival Day and play a game or seven! Everyone's a winner, and you could walk away with fantastic prizes just like these!

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No tickets required to attend! All you gotta do is drop by La Victoire and pick up a Carnival Day. That gives you the chance to play one of our exciting games: Knock 'Em, Ring Toss, and Whack 'Em! Each one gives you the opportunity to score some fabulous prizes; you could win up to 500 million gold, or maybe even a valuable item like Volant Reverie 2nd Gen. or Monsieur Loyal's Reprise! How could it get any better? Unfortunately I gotta pack all this stuff up by March 9th, 11:59 PM EST otherwise Cygnus gets mad about all the noise and confetti, so be sure to stop by before then and try your luck at a game of skill! See ya at the Carnival, everyone!

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09 Divinity's Reach is back!Edit

  • Topic Divinity's Reach is back! - Posted: [NPC] Mintaka & Rigel Sun Mar 09, 2014 5:30 pm

We finally did it, everyone! We managed to actually take a little trip around the galaxy! Sure, there were some obstacles along the way: catastrophic engine failure, purple-haired pirates with ridiculous grudges, a few wrong turns here and there... But at long last, our tour is over! We're circling our way back home now, but our spaceship is so loaded down with souvenirs from the rest of our trip that we need to make some extra room before we go home! That means that we're looking to free up a little space by offering the fabulous Divinity's Reach to lovely Gaians like you!


Divinity's Reach is full of heavenly rewards, from sacks of gold to beautiful, super rare items! You can score up to five million gold, a popular Chance Item, one of a variety of gorgeous backwings, or possibly even a valuable 2003 Monthly Collectible! It's even more exciting than a Bomburgonian Wamflange! Of which we bought forty. They're just so cute we couldn't resist! Divinity's Reach will only be in La Victoire until March 9, 11:59 PM EST, at which point we simply must get home before things get too crazy without us. We did so enjoy our detours here on Gaia, though! Please come visit us before we head out again!

10 Limited Quantity Item: Asshi's Norigae now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Asshi's Norigae now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:13 pm

So I ended up in a strange part of town the other day, Gaians. Everywhere I looked there was a guy in a blazer and sunglasses hopping around doing a weird kind of horsey dance. Actually, it was kind of awesome. And there was all this great food, and fun music -- I tell ya, it might have been totally different from what I'm used to, but I really loved it! And man, the clothes! So many nice things. But there was one item in particular that caught my eye, and so I decided to bring back as much as I could carry to offer up to Gaians lookin' to add some color to their wardrobes. Take a look!

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Asshi's Norigae is so bright and cheerful that it's sure to put a smile on your face! Or make you yell at people's butts. I saw some of that too. It was kind of great. Anyway, this super cute item will be in La Victoire until March 16th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Why not visit La Victoire and see how it looks on you?

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10 Shake the dice, win a prize! It's Dice Roll!Edit

  • Topic Shake the dice, win a prize! It's Dice Roll! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:13 pm

Hello, Gaians! I've been die-ing to talk to you about this awesome new game I've discovered! Heh. Sorry, I've been working on that pun for the last eight hours and it feels pretty good to finally use that joke. Anyway, what I propose is a game of chance! I've got these nice little dice right here, you see. No, no -- not the fuzzy ones hanging over the doorway. Those are way more decorative than they are functional, believe me. Anyway, these normal dice are the ones you play with! All you gotta do is give 'em a toss and... voila! You win a prize! It might even be a fabulous treasure like the ones you see here...


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings -- but if you're not gonna play a little risky, why play at all? So if you're feeling lucky, you oughta drop by La Victoire and check Dice Roll out! It'll be in the shops until March 11th, 11:59 PM EST. Here's hoping you don't get snake eyes!

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11 Milk Chocolate now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Milk Chocolate now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:46 am

What happens when you take a star kitten's two favorite foods -- milk and chocolate, of course -- and mash 'em together? Why, pure magic! Not only is milk chocolate oh so delicious, but it's totally fashionable to boot. It's hard to improve on what's already perfect, obviously, but if I were to dip myself in pure milk chocolate you just know I'd be looking both appetizing AND super stylish. And I bet the same principle applies to you Gaians too! I mean, just lookit how snazzy milk chocolate can be...

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Yummy. Milk Chocolate is now available in La Victoire, along with the equally delicious Dark Chocolate and Bitter Sweets. There's also the totally gourmet Chocolate Blend Bundle if you're looking to chow down on the entire collection! They'll be in the shop until March 17th, 11:59 PM EST so why not treat yourself to a little something sweet?

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11 Flynn's Plunder of '03 and '04s ends soon!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Plunder of '03 and '04s ends soon! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:11 pm

Avast, Gaians! Did you know my plunder has been updated with tons of precious items from Gaia's past? It's '03s and '04s galore! So if you're looking to score some rare 2003 and 2004 Monthly Collectibles and envelopes, or 2003 and 2004 event items, why not check out my fabulous plunder and see what treasures you might find? One hundred percent guaranteed to have been pirated from certain star twins who are jerks, so you don't even have to feel bad about bidding on them! If you've ever wanted a Panda Hat, Mini Wings, Fuzzy Easter Slippers or tons of other great items, now is the perfect opportunity to drop by! Just remember that bidding ends March 11, 6:02 PM EST.

Check Out Flynn's Plunder!

11 Dice Roll leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:36 pm

Hello, lucky Gaians! Has everyone been trying their hand at Dice Roll? I've been trying to play some, but I tell ya, it's hard to fight against my kitten instincts! Every time I see something small and light I'm practically compelled to push it off whatever surface it happens to be sitting on, or bat it around between my paws. I can't help it! I guess dice games just aren't made for star kittens as awesome as me. But they're perfect for Gaians like you! Especially with incredible prizes like the ones pictured here:


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. So whaddayah say, Gaians? Time to roll the dice? You know it! Just remember that Dice Roll leaves La Victoire on March 11th, 11:59 PM EST, so don't let this opportunity roll on past ya!

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11 Confined Warlock and Devilish Wings now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Confined Warlock and Devilish Wings now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:30 pm

Well, wouldja look at that! Seems like we've got another shipment from P.U.G. in today. I wonder what he's sent us? Better not be chewed up bones, again -- it wasn't funny the first time, and it was downright creepy the fifth time. Why does he keep doing that? Some sort of... gesture? I don't know. I can't figure out dogs, guys, their brains are just so inferior to my own special kitten brain that it just isn't worth the effort. But hopefully this time it's something good! Just gotta rip off the tape and see what's inside... Oooh! It's two goodies this time!

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Confined Warlock and Devilish Wings are now both available in La Victoire! Ain't that exciting? I know Cygnus is just gonna go bonkers over that purple. Why not drop by the shop and try it on for yourself? I bet you're gonna totally love it!

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11 Flynn's Plunder updated with tons of beautiful wings!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Plunder updated with tons of beautiful wings! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:12 pm

Bask in my glory, Gaians, for I have been really upping piracy game lately! What can I say? I just seem to have rediscovered my passion for pillaging. I've never felt more alive! Why, just the other day I caught a transport ship loaded with trade goods from the planet Levionaton! What's their primary export? Wings! Tons and tons of pretty wings! Feathery ones, leathery ones, the works! Time for a little profiteering, I think. I've put all these gorgeous wings up for bids in my amazing plunder! We've got Daniel's Wings, Beelzebub's Wings, Archangel's Wings, Lucifer's Wings—plus tons more! They'll be available for the next week, so make sure you visit my plunder in the marketplace and get to bidding, Gaians!

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11 Gaia Online Company UpdateEdit

  • Topic Gaia Online Company Update - Posted: admin Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:04 pm

Hello Gaians,

It's time for another update! A lot has been going on so let's get right to it:

Jet, Cygnus, and P.U.G. have been awfully busy these past few weeks, but here are a few highlights!


  • Project Couture! This gave several Gaians the opportunity of a lifetime to work with one of Gaia's artists to create their dream item! These fabulous Gaian created fashions will soon be arriving in a store near you!
  • Teddy March! This rare limited quantity item sold out very shortly after its first debut. It was soon followed by Kitty March, Pandy March, and Bunny March, all of which were also smash hits! But the parade isn’t over yet. You never know what adorable face will be featured next atop a balloon...
  • New beautiful backwings! There are new backwings in La Victoire available in an array of cute colors. There are also a few wings in smaller sizes for animals too!


Wow! It's certainly been exciting to say the least—but they're not the only ones creating a buzz. It seems like Flynn, Nicolae and Loyal have also been quite busy...


  • After a few successful excursions into piracy, Flynn's back with a fully loaded Flynn's Plunder! Stop by for weekly updates and your chance to get your hands on some of the most rare and valuable items on Gaia! Word is she's already amassed over 8 billion gold in sales ....oh my!
  • Did someone say... black market? Just don't talk about it too loudly! Word on the street is Nicolae is looking for discerning buyers for his acquired donated goods. If you see him, Leon may want to speak with you. Anonymous sources say Nicolae is running an operation worth 9 billion gold! And he's still accepting bids on all his valuable items, so who knows how much he might end up making?
  • Loyal has tons of new mini wings in Dernier Cri! Be sure to stop by and check them out. He even made some for our new animal friends!


We obviously have lots of exciting new items, but how about projects? We recently released Animal Bases. If you haven't already tried it out, you absolutely should! You have the option of being a cat, a wolf, or a cuddly bear—and that's only the beginning! Prepare to see a lot more animal items coming out soon in Monthly Collectibles, Chance Items, and Gold Shops! We've even received word that a new adorable and mischievous animal fur will be debuting this week. Rina’s shop is now catering to animals as well!

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Now, how about them events? A special thanks to everyone who attended our Valentine's/Gaiaversary event! Eleven years is a long time and it's thanks to all of you. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts, everyone, for making each year absolutely amazing!

Are you a sleuth? Hopefully you participated in our Sherlock mini-event on Feb 21st! To those who did—well done solving the clues and finding the hidden item!

Here are some hints to events coming down the road...


  • Odanodan has been spotted lurking about lately—we suspect he's about ready to make his annual appearance. Keep your eyes peeled on March 17 and see if you can spot him! Maybe you'll be able to snag a treat from him as well!
  • Everyone's favorite Ringmaster stopped by last night and left us some sketches, recolor designs, and a whole bunch of confetti. How he managed to sneak into our office is a mystery to us, but we know better than to question his magic. We can't say exactly what Loyal has planned, but he left a cryptic note saying "It rolls into town very soon..." Might want to keep your eyes peeled over the next few weeks—let us know if you spot anything!
  • Tax Day is coming, and Ivan is looking even more churlish than normal. We're not sure what he is on about, but he's been working all sorts of long, crazy hours and mumbling to himself about serious back taxes being owed.
  • Spring is almost here and you know what that means: sunshine, bunnies and rainbows hidden treats! Stay tuned for a fun and festive Easter event that'll have you shopping about looking around for hidden rewards!


That's it for now, stay tuned for more updates in the future! Have a great day, everyone!

11 Get a head start on March's second CI with Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic Get a head start on March's second CI with Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:13 pm

Gracious, Gaians! I've been practicing my ukelele pretty regularly for nearly a month now, and you know what? I think I've gotten quite good! Look, I can play "Twinkle Twinkle" fairly well. Here, hang on—just gotta tune the darn thing and—Ack! No! A string snapped! This is heartbreaking news, Gaians! Wherever shall I find my musical inspiration now? How will I be a world-renowned concert ukelele player if my instrument of choice is broken? Oh, I can see it now. All those symphonies and orchestras of ukelele players, smug in their fully attached strings, playing beautiful ukelele concertos and mocking me with their ability to pluck more than two chords! All right, well, I simply must fix this. You'll have to excuse me for a while! In the meantime, however, why not check out this month's second Advance Chance? It's only just arrived!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the March Advance Chance II. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


Perhaps it has some new strings for my poor, poor ukelele... I knew I should've stuck with piano! My parents did always say I had such long, elegant fingers for an accountant... Or perhaps I ought to return to my passion for writing and try my hand at composing? Ah, well. I'll figure it out! In the meantime, feel free to pick up March's Advance Chance in La Victoire.

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11 Dice Roll sale extended an extra three hours!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll sale extended an extra three hours! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:00 pm

Oh boy, Gaians. It's your lucky day! Why? Because my triumph is your gain, friends! I've finally managed to overcome my sharply honed hunter instincts, and I no longer feel compelled to bat around dice as if it were a delicious mouse! I can now roll them bones with the best of 'em. Of course, it wouldn't be fair for me to be able to play just as the sale ends... So I've extended it an extra three hours! That means you've got extra time to try your hand at Dice Roll and win some amazing prizes, just like the ones pictured here!


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. Dice Roll will now be leaving the shop on March 12th, 2:59 AM EST so why not toss a few around and see what you win?

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12 Serenity's Rose now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Serenity's Rose now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 11, 2014 3:31 pm

Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet? I guess, hypothetically speaking, it probably would! Unless you got some special kind of rose that smelled like day old garbage, or P.U.G's breath. Then it'd probably smell pretty awful, even if you gave it a totally awesome name. But any of you guys ever wonder how a serene rose might smell? No? Because roses don't have emotional states? Well, fair enough! But maybe you've thought about what a serene rose might look like. Aha! Good, 'cause I'm here to show you just that!

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Serenity's Rose is a lovely, soothing blue that'll no doubt make you feel completely at ease! And while it might not have you evaporate into a bunch of lovely fireflies, these beautiful butterflies will no doubt suffice! It's available now in La Victoire, along with the exquisite Spirit's Rose Bundle with the entire colorful collection! They'll be in the shop until March 18th, 11:59 PM EST, so you've got plenty of time to mosey on down to La Victoire, two by two, with your hands of blue. Hope you find your serenity, Gaians!

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12 Dreaming of Sheep back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Dreaming of Sheep back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:49 pm

All right, guys. I'm officially going for a record here. Today is the day I nap not just sixteen hours, not just seventeen hours, not just eighteen hours, but a FULL twenty hours! People said it couldn't be done. Cygnus called it "appallingly lazy". But I'll show them! I'll show them all! I'll nap so hard and when I'm done everyone will be amazed by my dedication and ability to sleep through pretty much anything! After all, Gaians, sometimes you just gotta dream big. Better start counting my sheep now! Maybe I'll even dream of a few? I know I'll certainly be dreaming about gorgeous items like these...


Would you like a chance at snagging some of these fabulous items? Then you ought to try Dreaming of Sheep! All you have to do is count your sheep until you doze off, at which point you'll no doubt be whisked away to your very own dream -- but the best part is the reward you'll score at the end! Choose gold and you could win up to one billion gold. No need to pinch yourself! I know it seems too good to be true, but I promise it totally is. It'll be in the shop until March 13th, 2:59 AM EST, around which I'm time expecting to wake up so that I can carboload and then resume napping. Sweet dreams, everyone!

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12 Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 9 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 9 PM EST! - Posted: admin Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:49 pm

Hello, everyone! We hope you've all been having an excellent week so far! Just here to give you a quick little update that we're having a short sale on Gaia Cash! If you pick up some Gaia Cash between now and 9:00 PM EST tonight you'll receive a 10% discount. Thanks so much, Gaians, and have an excellent day!

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12 Terre Reverie now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Terre Reverie now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus

Ah, the circus life! It must be really exciting, you know? There are tents! Acrobats! Incredible feats! 'Course, it's also got clowns... Which I'm less than okay with, honestly. Don't trust clowns. They just seem kinda shady, you know? Anyone could be behind that makeup. Anyone. Could be me. Could be Cygnus. Could be you! Either way, I like the circus 'cept for the clowns. I do make an exception for one special gal, though: Babette! We all remember the story of her lovely journey in Volant Reverie, right? Well, prepare to relive all the magic and wonder, as she's back with a brand new recolor sure to astound and amaze!

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Terre Reverie is as lovely as they come with its soft browns and creams! It's available now in La Victoire, and it'll be in the shop until March 18th, 11:59 PM EST. Why not stop in and try it on? Who knows -- you might find it absolutely sweeps you off your feet!

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12 Summer Daisy now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Summer Daisy now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus

Y'know, guys, I know we've only just arrived on the cusp of spring here on Gaia, but I just can't help but long for the halcyon days of summer. Warm sun beating down on my lustrous fur, the humidity climbing to unbearable percentages, melty cherry popsicles and guys in vans selling ice cream... What could be better? Yeah, I definitely have a yen for the summers of yore! Alas, we've still got the tail end of winter and spring to slog through, but that doesn't mean I can't celebrate the season a little early! With that in mind, I present to you our latest recolor!

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Summer Daisy is all bright and cheerful, just like the flower (and season) it's named after! If you're looking for an adorable outfit to make you feel fresh as a daisy it's truly the perfect look. It'll be in the shop until March 18th, 11:59 PM EST so why not drop by and impatiently wait for summer with me? I could use a companion or two!

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12 Mini Gold Shop Update: New stylish hairs in Salon Durem!Edit

  • Topic Mini Gold Shop Update: New stylish hairs in Salon Durem! - Posted: [NPC] Vanessa Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:45 pm

Hello, my little Gaian lovelies! How are we feeling today? Because I'm feeling pretty accomplished! You see, I've been experimenting with a few new hairstyles—you know, perfecting all the angles and making sure none of them can potentially mutate—and I'm proud to say that I've come up with several new hairs that are sure to blow you away! Believe me, every stylin' Gaia out there is going to want to sport one of my fabulous coiffures. How could you say no to this amazing follicle artistry?

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I'm a hair wizard, ladies and gents. You simply have to come by and let me fix your hair for you! I expect to see you all in my salon in Durem ASAP, okay? You don't wanna keep a hairdresser waiting! We've got way too many sharp tools at our disposal.

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12 Gaia Cash sale extended until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Gaia Cash sale extended until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:23 pm

Great news, everyone! We've decided to extend our Gaia Cash sale by a few extra hours! That means you'll receive a 10% discount on your purchase of Gaia Cash until March 12th, 11:59 PM EST. If you're interested, please click the link below to pick some up! Have a great evening, Gaians!

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12 It's a Bundle Bonanza in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic It's a Bundle Bonanza in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:40 pm

Man, we've had some really amazing bundles lately, haven't we? But here's the problem. We've still got them. There are, like, a bajillion of 'em just sitting in our storage room, taking up more space than I think we can afford! You know what they say: out with the old, in with the new! Time to clear some of these babies out! I'll miss 'em, of course -- I mean, they're top quality. But Cygnus is always complaining that our inventory is super disorganized, so I figure now is as good a time as any to clean house! Here's a list of all the bundles we'll be offering tonight:

• Herbalist Shop Bundle
• Rapturous Couple Bundle
• Oodles of Lace Bundle
• Princes & Thieves Bundle
• Blades of the Sky Bundle
• It's a Mad Mad Bundle
• Beyond Bundle II


That oughta give me some extra wiggle room! And by "wiggle room" I obviously mean "more space for napping". That just kinda goes without question. This is gonna be a quick sale, though, so they'll be in the shop until March 12th, 11:59 PM EST! Hope to see you around soon!

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13 Dice Roll is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:44 am

Hah! Perfect timing, Gaians. I've finally gotten really good at this whole "tossing dice" thing! I mean, look at how far I can throw them! Hang on, back up. No, further back. Further. Fuuurther. Okay, there! Perfect! Now watch as I toss these dice like a pro! ... Hah! They totally landed like, four feet away. That's a really good throw for a cat, you know. ... What do you mean that's now how you place with dice? You toss 'em, right? I'm supposed to look at the numbers? Aw, shoot. I guess I oughta practice some more... Which means I'm gonna put Dice Roll back in the shop so you can practice with me! And who knows? Maybe you'll win a great prize like the ones pictured here!


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. Living dangerously is fun, though! Dice Roll will be in the shop until March 13th, 11:59 PM EST so why not visit La Victoire if you wanna toss them around a little? Although not too far, I guess. Since apparently that's not how this works.

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13 Divine and Heavenly Pendant now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Divine and Heavenly Pendant now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:35 pm

Who here is looking for something a little extra shiny to hang around their neck? Besides me, obviously. Jewelry is really fabulous, though! You get to accessorize yourself and make yourself even more sparkly than you ever were before! I super dig it, especially since I love anything that glitters. That's why these gorgeous new pendants are perfect for star kittens like me! For one thing, they actually fit around my neck. And look at how they glimmer!

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Ooooh. So nice! The Divine Pendant and the Heavenly Pendant are both available now in La Victoire, along with the Angelic Pendant Bundle which includes both recolors and the original Angelic Pendant! They'll be in the shop until March 19th, 11:59 PM EST, so why not drop by and add a little extra bling to your life?

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13 Cash Shop Update: Winter's Last CallEdit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Winter's Last Call - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:00 pm

YAY! Winter is finally almost gone! Man, am I sick of the cold. Seriously! I didn't come all the way from the frigid depths of space to spend my days freezing my poor little tail off, you know? It just ain't fair. Mmm, I can all but feel the warm breeze rustlin' my whiskers; it really seems like we're on the cusp of spring! Of course that means saying goodbye to winter. Not that I'm sure I'll miss it all that much. Still, winter does have a few things going for it... Like this gorgeous new bundle! Let's take a look at the Winter's Call Bundle, shall we?

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Midnight Conductor: All aboard the last call for the Winter Train Express! This conductor is on the clock and ready to ferry the last snowflakes away to welcome spring. Includes his conductor's hat, snow white hair, conductor's coat, navy pants with shoes, eyepatch, and a pair of eyes that make you wonder what he's seen in his lifetime.

Fairy Lumi: This luminous fairy is getting ready for her warm springtime slumber, and taking the snow with her on the last call for winter. Includes her frosty hair, flirty eyes, corset, goodbye arm pose, floating legs, and a pair of icy fairy wings.

Available exclusively in the Winter's Last Call Bundle is Polie the Snow Fox! Looks like there's an adorable little stowaway on this train and he's leaving together with the winter snow! Take the little critter with you or chase after Polie as he steals all the sweets from the snack cart!


Really warms my heart to see such gorgeous items! Maybe I'll miss winter more than I originally thought... Well, this wonderful bundle is available now in La Victoire! Why not check it out before it all melts away?

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13 Score some epic loot with Critical Roll!Edit

  • Topic Score some epic loot with Critical Roll! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:54 pm

Jet: Oh awesome! You guys are just in time to watch my totally kickbutt dwarven gunsmith BEARDO THE MAGNIFICENT punch in the teeth of Cygnus' wimpy elven bard! All I gotta do is win this roll and I'm all set. Show me what I need, baby!

Cygnus: Looks like my "wimpy" bard dodges and counters, knocking Beardo unconscious. That's what you get for putting all your character points into strength and nothing else. Idiot.

Jet: What? Noooo... My poor Beardo... Man, I gotta take a break from all this Gauntlets and Goblins, I'm clearly getting way too into it. I think I'm starting to get emotionally attached! And also Cygnus is like one thousand times better at it than I am, even if he's playing some ridiculous lutist with a name I can't even pronounce. Do you guys wanna play too? Just gotta grab some of the dice here and, well, wish for the best! Who knows? Maybe you'll find a treasure chest and win some of this awesome loot!


Critical Roll is easy to play! No need to design a character or assign stats, just toss the dice and see if you win your encounter! You could win items like Blade of the Dawn Sky or Gabriel's Wings, or up to 250 million gold. If you win gold you'll even have the chance to try for a critical hit and double your winnings. Fumbling, however, means you lose half your winnings. So be careful! It's a dangerous fantasy world out there. Critical Roll will be in the shop until March 15th, 11:59 PM EST, so pull up a chair and roll for some initiative! This is gonna get ugly...

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13 Ivan's Garage Sale available now in Dernier Cri!Edit

  • Topic Ivan's Garage Sale available now in Dernier Cri! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:52 pm

Gaians, I think it's finally time. Time to let go of some old memories. Yes, they may be awful fond, but the fact of the matter is they're taking up way too much space in my apartment and I keep losing Mr. Bibbles in piles of old items that I don't use anymore. So I've gathered up all my old Chance Item commons and scattered them about for any interested Gaians to come and claim! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ivan's Garage Sale.

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I've got all sorts of things for you guys here! Romance Pendants and Solar Hairpins, Argyle Scoodies and Eerie Goods -- plus tons more! They're all old items from Chance Items past that have since been removed from circulation. Real antiques, you know? It's hard to find treasures like these nowadays! It pains me to let them all go, but I'm ready to move on, I think. To bigger and better things! So, if you're interested in trying out something new to find something old and wonderful, come visit my garage sale! I'll be outside Dernier Cri for a while yet.

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14 Want a fun, animated tail? Try Attention to De Tails!Edit

  • Topic Want a fun, animated tail? Try Attention to De Tails! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:31 pm

I'm sure it goes without saying that every kitten has a certain feature they take the most pride in. Ears, whiskers, adorable little noses and paws... But for me? Well, my badge of honor is my tail. Just take a look at it! But not too closely, mind you, because it's lustrous sheen could probably blind a lesser Gaian. Behold its majestic beauty! Its glossy fur! Its perfect shape! The way I can wiggle it around! I know, I know. I'm fabulous all over, but my tail really is a cut above the rest. And while you can never possess a tail as wonderful as mine, you can sure come pretty darn close! How? By paying Attention to De Tails, of course!

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Just look at them go! Seriously, I could watch that thing for hours. I probably will, but later! For now I gotta tell you about all these awesome tails we got. Look at how they move! And they're super easy to pick up. All you gotta do is play Attention to De Tails and see which one you get! Who knows? It might just bring out the animal in you! It's going to be in La Victoire for a while yet, so why not visit us soon and see all the great items we've got in stock? Lookin' forward to being tail buddies with you all!

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14 Nicolae's Black Market is over soon!Edit

  • Topic Nicolae's Black Market is over soon! - Posted: [NPC] Nicolae Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:09 pm

Hey. You guys haven't forgotten about my little back alley auction house, have you? 'Cause I've got an Angelic Halo, Easter Egg, and Thank You Letter for June 2003 all available -- at least, available to the highest bidder. You want in on this action? Then make sure you visit my Black Market, currently set up in the Gaia Exchange. Read the rules, make a bid, claim your prize. That simple. Well, simple if you win, anyway. But that ain't my concern. Just remember that bidding ends March 14th, at 3:00 PM EST. Don't forget, all right? Ain't gonna be my fault if you sleep through this entire auction, so don't come complaining to me if that happens.

All right. See ya around. And this conversation? Never actually happened.

Start Your Bidding!

14 Limited Quantity Item: Edebel in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Edebel in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:03 p

Well, wouldja look at that! And here I was thinking I had seen everything the market had to offer a discerning kitten like me. Y'see, I spend a lot of time wandering around, looking for incredible new fashions that I'm sure Gaians will love. And sometimes I find amazing stuff! And sometimes I don't. Who the heck wants slinky-based couture? That just sounds uncomfortable. But I've just managed to stumble upon an outfit that is not only super stylish AND super cute, but it's also pretty practical to boot! Take a look for yourself -- believe me, you're sure to fall in love.

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Edebel is fashion forward and functional, all wrapped up with a little bow on top! Literally, see? If you'd like to try it on, why not drop by La Victoire when you've got time? It'll be in the shop until March 20th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. So don't delay! Edebel is most certainly a sight worth seeing. I personally can't take my eyes off of it!

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14 It's Pi(e) Day! - Pie Creation ContestEdit

  • Topic It's Pi(e) Day! - Pie Creation Contest - Posted: [NPC] Rina Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:21 pm

Hey everyone!

Gosh, I love today... Pi(e) Day! I know we are, like, supposed to be celebrating big numbers and maths and all that fabulous stuff, but I kind of want to celebrate, well... pies! I mean, how can you NOT want to celebrate pies?

Anyway I was thinking - perhaps it is time to try out some new recipes, and I could sure use your help. I think a pie contest would be super sweet! If you suggest a new type of pie you'd like me to have in my shop, and your suggestion is picked as a winning recipe, not only will your pie item be made and sold in the Buttercup Cafe, you'll also win a "Sweet as Pie" prize pack.

If you are interested in joining the contest, check out my contest thread here!

See ya!

14 New payment method for Brazil - a Boleto Powered by Rixty!Edit

  • Topic New payment method for Brazil - a Boleto Powered by Rixty! - Posted: admin Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:03 pm

Bom dia Gaians!

For all you fabulous Gaians who live in Brazil (or Brasil!), we wanted to let you know about a fabulous new way for you to purchase your Gaia cash!

We're proud to introduce the ability for you to load up your account with Gaia cash by purchasing a Boleto - Powered by Rixty!

Simply go to the payments page and look for the Rixty Boleto purchasing option. Click on the Rixty - Boleto icon, follow all the steps required, and your account will be full of Gaia cash in no time.

We hope that you enjoy having this fun and convenient cash purchasing option.

Adeus!

P.S. - This payment method is only accessible to Gaians who live in Brazil! If you go to the payments page and don't see the new option, this is why! smilies_biggrin

14 Don't forget that you could win big with Critical Roll!Edit

  • Topic Don't forget that you could win big with Critical Roll! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:09 pm

Cygnus: All right, looks like my bard uses his Spell of Greater Healing to revive Beardo. He's no longer unconscious. Also my spell critically heals him for extra HP, and Beardo is imbued with a holy golden light.

Jet: So, what? My dwarf is glowing now? Like a glowstick?

Cygnus: A holy glowstick, sure.

Jet: Great. Fabulous. That'll just make more monsters come and attack Beardo! I mean, I'm assuming he can probably be seen from outer space at this point. Not that Beardo couldn't defeat those monsters! I mean, he's BEARDO THE MAGNIFICENT, he fears nothing, he'll punch his way through solid steel, he'll --

Cygnus: Yeah, I uh. Gotta go do actual work. We'll play again later.

Jet: Aww man! I totally prepared that speech like four hours ago, too. I was really looking forward to using it. Well, you guys will play with me, right? I need to make Beardo more powerful so he can take on that poncy elf Cygnus plays! Help me out and you're sure to score some awesome rewards, too, like the ones pictured here!


Critical Roll is easy to play -- just toss the dice and see if you win your encounter! You could win items like Blade of the Dawn Sky or Gabriel's Wings, or up to 250 million gold. If you win gold you'll even have the chance to try for a critical hit and double your winnings. Fumbling, however, means you lose half your winnings. Just remember that Critical Roll leaves La Victoire on March 15th, 11:59 PM EST! So grab some dice and give 'em a whirl, we're gonna roleplay until the orcs come home!

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14 EI Report: Hardhearted and The Cocklebur KingEdit

  • Topic EI Report: Hardhearted and The Cocklebur King - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:13 pm

Fabulous Friday is finally here, Gaians! And not a moment to soon. Honestly, the time I spend between these reports seems to drag slower and slower each week! Makes me wish that time machine I spent so much effort on actually worked. Then I could just fast forward to every Friday, give my amazing report, and hop right back in my machine to head straight to the next Friday! In a perfect world, I suppose. Although I guess it might cause some issues with the timeline... Potential time collapses... Unpredictable parallel universes... But I guess that's the price we all have to pay for convenience, right? Well, no matter. The machine isn't up and running -- yet -- and I've got way more exciting things to talk about! We have another evolution from Hardhearted to look over, and a brand new EI! Allow me to introduce the newly discovered The Cocklebur King!

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Hardhearted: By some incredible miracle, you've managed to score tickets to the concert of your dreams! Time to dress to impress. Determined to go the extra mile, you restyle your hair and buy some brand new clothes! Staring at yourself in the mirror at the end of the day, in all your punkish finery, you can't help but think to yourself: "Damn! I look good."

The Cocklebur King: Once upon a time, a wild beast fell in love with a human man. The beast was a canid, a maneater, the master of the densest and darkest parts of the forests. It hunted without pity on the edges of the paths that passed through the outskirts, dragging its prey into the tangled thickets of underbrush where they would never be found. Until one day it saw him: a human hunter, strong, with fire in his eyes.


So incredible and it's only just day one! A remarkable find, if I do say so myself. That's all the time we have for this week, but be sure to tune in to next week's Evolving Item Report for all your science and dietary needs! Don't forgot to vote in our Weekly EI Poll for your favorite evolutions this week, and remember you can always see these items up close in La Victoire! Have a great weekend, everyone!

15 March's Monthly Collectibles are here! 2014Edit

  • Topic March's Monthly Collectibles are here! - Posted: [NPC] Rina Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:12 pm

OH MY GOD GUUUYYYSSS it's our first ever Monthly Collectibles featuring adorable animal items! I can't stand the suspense anymore, I feel like I'm going to explode into a massive pile of glitter! Oh my gawsh it's coming unsealed squeeeee!

March's Monthly Collectibles feature a beautiful and gallant knight, a young and handsome archer, and a tricky raccoon bandit!

Adelpha's Resolve: Fearless in battle, Adelpha is ready to fight for all that she loves and believes in—even if it means being embarrassingly overprotective of her baby brother. Includes a ribbon-decorated tiara, fancy updo hairstyle, warrior's battle cry, metal chestplate, high-waisted skirt, and more!

Achiram's Intent: As quick with an arrow as he is with a quip, Achiram hopes to one day prove he's as strong a warrior as his older sister, and finally earn her respect. Includes his rakish hair, piercing green eyes, fur-lined vest, gold ribbon armband, suspender pants with boots, and more!

Akiva's Dexterity: He may look harmless, but Akiva will cut your purse and make away with the goods before you can so much as blink! Includes the bandit's raccoon fur, gleaming goggles, spiked black bangs, greedy eyes, torn scarf, and more!


These incredible new items are now available at La Victoire!

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Grab a Monthly Collectible!

15 White Laurels now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic White Laurels now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 15, 2014 1:30 pm

Cygus: Hm. Hello, guys. Feel like it's been a while since we talked. Mostly because I got sick of, you know. Talking. So I had Jet do it for me for a while, 'cause he's better at it. But okay. I think I can manage some now, I guess. I'm still working on my art and stuff and I think it's been going pretty well. Decided to revisit an old Gaian classic and add some of my own flair. Here, see for yourself:

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I like to think that these White Laurels would only have been handed out to the purest of heroes, you know? Not that ancient Greece had a lot of those. Have you guys ever read any of their mythology? Long story short: everyone is crazy, and everyone gets their comeuppance. At least it's honest. Anyway, they're available now in La Victoire, along with the Ebon Laurels and the original Golden Laurels. There's also a bundle featuring the entire collection, so if you'd like 'em all be sure to pick up a Glorious Laurels Bundle. They'll all be in the shop until March 16th, 11:59 PM EST. And now I'm tired of talking already. Okay, um... Have a good one, I guess.

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15 Beware the Ides of March? Not with these fab new bundles!Edit

  • Topic Beware the Ides of March? Not with these fab new bundles! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:00 pm

You know what I don't like? Being told what to do. So when some crazy lady came up to me in the middle of the marketplace the other day howling at me to "beware the Ides of March" or whatever, I take some umbrage. I mean, who the heck does she think she is? More to the point, who does she think I am? Did she take me for an emperor? 'Cause if so that's... That's kind of awesome, admittedly. I mean, I'm still working on amassing my legion of animal followers who will one day declare me their king but... Wow, maybe I shouldn't have been so offended. Also I probably should not have called her stinky. Now I feel kind of bad. Well, anyway! I ain't scared of no ides, and to prove my point I'm having a special sale just to show how unafraid I am! Check it out:

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Bundles, baby! There's the Bundle of the Gods for any of you gents lookin' to kick it really old school, the Bundle of the Goddesses perfect for showing off your divine beauty, and the Bundle of the Monsters which is full of things that'd no doubt make a hydra scamper away in fear. We've also got the Ides of March Surprise, which could give you any of the bundles listed above or potentially the fabulous Super Toga Party Bundle, filled with items sure to make you feel almost immortal! Just like I do! Because if there is one thing I'm not scared of, it's old ladies making vague threats in public forums. On that note, if anyone wants to stick around and protect me after they finish their shopping... Anyway, these bundles will be in the shop until March 16th, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by and try some of our awesome items on!

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15 New 48 pack of Critical Roll now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic New 48 pack of Critical Roll now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 15, 2014 3:33 pm

Okay, okay. Hang on. So, apparently, Cygnus' silly lutist elf brat is some sort of lost prince from the ancient kingdom of Ican'tpronouncethenamia, and thus is now super rich on top of being super powerful and also part vampire. How? How is any of this fair? I just... HRNGGHH! BEARDO RAGE! He's so much better than I am at Gauntlets and Goblins and it's just not fair! That's it. I just gotta practice more, you know. Maybe if I chuck a ridiculous amount of dice around I'll magically become luckier with my rolls? Because I'm losing, like, every single one. And if there is one thing I can't take, it's losing at a fantasy game featuring ridiculous characters with rules that seem to be increasingly haphazard and tailored to Cygnus' playstyle! It ain't right! So, okay. With the new Critical Roll (48 Pack) there should be tons of dice available for me to become a real expert at this thing. And win some awesome prizes, too!


Critical Roll is easy to play -- just toss the dice and see if you win your encounter! You could win items like Blade of the Dawn Sky or Gabriel's Wings, or up to 250 million gold. If you win gold you'll even have the chance to try for a critical hit and double your winnings. Fumbling, however, means you lose half your winnings. Which I've done way more times than I feel is appropriate. Just remember that Critical Roll leaves La Victoire on March 15th, 11:59 PM EST. Okay. Deep breaths, Jet. No more losing! I'm here to punch things and drink health potions, and I'm all out of health potions. LET'S DO THIS, BEARDO.

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15 Toga Party back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Toga Party back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:05 pm

Anyone else ready for a real party? 'Cause I sure am! Time to wrap some bedsheets around yourself in some sort of tragic approximation of an actual toga, 'cause I think it's time we had a real bacchanal here at La Victoire! Except, you know. Tamer. 'Cause those people got kind of crazy. We do have awesome prizes though, so I guess that's something those revelers of yore never really had! I mean, check out the awesome swag you can pick up from my totally great party:

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We've got oodles of goodies you could win: anything from the Gift of the Gods, Golden Wings, and even Golden Laurels! So whaddayah say? Ready to rock Mount Olympus to its very core? Then let's do this! Whoo! It's toga time until March 15th, 11:59 PM EST, and we're gonna party like we've never partied before!

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15 Critical Roll leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Critical Roll leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:57 pm

Hah! Look at that! I totally slayed the heck out of that boar! I'm getting so much better at this it isn't even funny. It doesn't matter that Cygnus is playing a royal vampire elf bard with flowing raven locks and eyes that shine like green glass, good ol' Beardo here is movin' on up in the world! What was that, like... Two extra XP? Awesome. Only 38,00414,002 to go until I level up! I'm making some record time, all right? Just gotta find another boar to punch until it promptly expires and... Wait. What day is it? What time is it? What? Noooo. Nooo! We're that close to our campaign ending? Critical Roll is leaving La Victoire soon? But if I don't level up some more, how can I win rolls on all the fabulous loot we've got available?


Critical Roll is easy to play -- just toss the dice and see if you win your encounter! You could win items like Blade of the Dawn Sky or Gabriel's Wings, or up to 250 million gold. If you win gold you'll even have the chance to try for a critical hit and double your winnings. Fumbling, however, means you lose half your winnings. Man, it's just not fair! Just when I was starting to totally get awesome at Gauntlets and Goblins, too. Sigh. Well, there's still some time to play. You've got until tonight, March 15th, 11:59 PM EST to toss a dice and see what you win! Me, on the other hand? I gotta make sure Beardo is ready to pulverize Cygnus' bard into a perfectly coiffed paste.

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16 Dice Roll is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:08 pm

"Oh tossin' dice, is so nice! Almost as fun as catching mice! Can't just play, once or twice -- it's time to roll the dice!" Whaddyah think, Gaians? Do I have a future in doing jingles? I think so. But anyway, I'm here to give you some exciting news: Dice Roll is back in La Victoire! That means you've got another chance at scoring some gold or even valuable prizes like these!


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. We've even got a great Dice Roll (48 Pack) if you really wanna get into it! They'll be in the shop until March 16th, 11:59 PM EST, so why not drop by and try your luck? See you soon!

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16 New Nitemare Recolors available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic New Nitemare Recolors available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:57 pm

Y'know what? Sweet dreams are boring! Me, personally? I prefer a beautiful nightmare. Or, as you Gaians like to say, "nitemare"! Anyway, angels get to prance around and play harps and all that, but I've always been interested in something a little more... devilish. Wicked. Spooky. Creepy! But, y'know, there just wasn't enough color variety out there for an adorable little imp like me. So I decided to rectify that! I've recolored a bunch of classic Nitemare items and made them at least three thousand percent more amazing. Take a look and see for yourself!

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We've got a wide variety of scarves, miniwings, and pendants in an assortment of different colors for you to enjoy, and so to make things easy I've created a handy list!

• White Nitemare Scarf
• Mint Nitemare Scarf
• Cream Nitemare Scarf
• Pink Nitemare Scarf
• Mini Red Nitemare Wings
• Mini Mint Nitemare Wings
• Mini Cream Nitemare Wings
• Mini White Nitemare Wings
• Infernal Pendant
• Nefarious Pendant
• Deceitful Pendant
• Cursed Pendant


But that's not all! For anyone looking to get their hands on all the fabulous new colors and the original items, I've created some great bundles for you guys! There's the Nitemare Scarf Assortment, the Mini Nitemare Wing Collection, and the Nitemare Pendant Bundle -- but if you're looking to own each and every one of these great new pieces, you've gotta go with the Nitemare Super Bundle which has everything a real Nitemare needs to be truly terrifying! They'll be in the shop until March 22nd, 11:59 PM EST so why not visit La Victoire and embrace your dark, colorful side a little?

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16 Last chance to grab Underworld Descent!Edit

  • Topic Last chance to grab Underworld Descent! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:38 am; Mar 16

Well, it's finally that time, Gaians. I've spent a while finishing my ballad to Underworld Descent, and I think it's finally time for its unveiling.

Oh, Orpheus and Eurydice reunited at last
But cruel Hades set forward an impossible task
To win back Eurydice Orpheus had to walk and walk
Eyes straight forward, no turning to gawk
And so Orpheus set out, unsure if Eurydice was behind
Terrible thoughts constantly dancing through his mind
But he escaped the Underworld with Eurydice in tow
But that part of the story I'm sure that you know
And so I've no more to sing, I will have to relent
I hope you've enjoyed the Underworld Descent!


And with that my ascent into rockstardom is truly complete! If you'd like to celebrate with me, why not pick up an Underworld Descent to revisit Orpheus' story one more time? If you're feeling particularly adventurous you could even try out a bundle of nine! Don't forget that you could win a Cash Shop favorite, a valuable rare item, or a totally rockin' new exclusive. Underworld Descent leaves La Victoire March 18th, so be sure to check it out before it disappears!

Help Love Conquer All!

16 Dice Roll Leaving La Victoire Soon!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll Leaving La Victoire Soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:34 pm

Hey Gaians, just a reminder that Dice Roll is leaving La Victoire soon! Don't miss your chance at scoring some gold or even valuable prizes like these!


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. We've even got a great Dice Roll (48 Pack) if you really wanna get into it! But hurry! They'll only be in the shop until tonight, March 16th, 11:59 PM EST, so why not drop by and try your luck? See you soon!

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17 What's at the end of a rainbow? It's a Pot of Gold!Edit

  • Topic What's at the end of a rainbow? It's a Pot of Gold! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:42 pm

Who here is feelin' lucky? I am! As you can plainly see, I've donned this jaunty green hat and am now the luckiest star kitten to have ever run a fancy shop with an awesome French name. I even got Cygnus in on the fun! Y'see, I drew all over his face with a green marker while he was asleep, and so now he has to be festive whether he wants to or not! Admittedly I'm pretty sure he would have appreciated it if I hadn't written "JERK" across his forehead, but hey! That's just part of the fun, right? Either way he's been in the bathroom washing his face for the last four hours and hasn't come out yet. He'll be in there for a while yet! I totally used a permanent marker. Anywho, if any of you Gaians are feeling a little lucky yourselves, maybe you oughta drop by La Victoire and check out this new concoction of mine! Who knows? You might even be lucky enough to win fabulous prizes like these:

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With my lovely Pot of Gold you'll have your choice of tons of gold or awesome items! Simply choose whether you want gold or a lucky charm, and voila! Like magic, your wish comes true. You could win up to 1 billion gold or gorgeous items like Golden Laurels or Tory of the Glen! It'll be in the shop until March 17th, 11:59 PM EST -- so why not visit my little shop, right here at the end of a rainbow, and see what treasures you might find?

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17 Show off your Gairish pride with a new bundle!Edit

  • Topic Show off your Gairish pride with a new bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:32 pm

SURPRISE! It's your lucky day! Literally. I mean, this being St. Patrick's day and all, I figure we all get a little boost in our good fortunes, right? I mean, I've been having an extremely lucky day so far. I totally found a piece of gold heads up on the sidewalk. You know what that means, right? I've got a new lucky coin! And I'm also one gold richer. So, you know. Bonus AND bonus! Anyway, even though green isn't really my color, I'm pretty much decking myself out in as much green clothing as I can in the hopes that it makes me even luckier. Maybe you guys should do the same! After all, I've made it pretty easy for you guys with my new Lucky Day Surprise, filled with great items like these!

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Lucky Day Surprise has everything you need to feel properly Gairish. But the best part? There's secretly two bundles tucked away in there! You could win the Lucky Day Bundle, but if you've kissed any leprechauns lately you might even win the rare Super Lucky Day Bundle, filled with items sure to bring you good fortune! They'll be in the shop until March 17th, 11:59 PM EST so drop by and show off your Gairish pride!

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17 Happy St. Patrick's Day Gaians!Edit

  • Topic Happy St. Patrick's Day Gaians! - Posted: [NPC] Odanodan Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:21 pm

Hello Gaians!

Happy St. Patrick's Day - as you know, it 'tis my most favorite of holidays. A time for celebrating all things great, green and gold!

Feel free to stop by my thread and join in my wee Little Contest - you just have to post your favorite green food or drink in the thread, and you could win yourself a nice bit o' gold!

I'll also be hopping into my little thread and maybe, if your lucky enough to catch me, you might score another treat as well...you never can tell with us leprechauns!

Luck of the Gairish to you all...

17 Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 9PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 9PM EST! - Posted: admin Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:48 pm

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Gaians! Do you guys have any fun or exciting plans for today? I'm pretty sure I might have seen Odanodan lurking around somewhere, but he moves awfully quick! Anyway, in the spirit of the holiday, we're holding a little sale on Gaia Cash! You'll receive a 10% discount on your purchase of GC until the sale ends at 9 PM EST. I'm practically green with envy and tasty green milkshakes! Have a great St. Patrick's Day, everyone!

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17 Pot of Gold now available in a 24 pack!Edit

  • Topic Pot of Gold now available in a 24 pack! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:44 pm

Guess what, everyone? Today really is a lucky day! Man, I totally believe in the power of leprechauns and stuff now, 'cause clearly it works. I mean, I found all these extra Pots of Gold laying around, enough that I've been able to make a Pot of Gold Bundle (24 Pack). Do you have any idea how dang lucky that is? I mean, that's a lot of pots! Not to mention a lot of gold -- which is exactly what you could win! Along with fabulous items like the ones pictured here:


With my lovely Pot of Gold you'll have your choice of tons of gold or awesome items! Simply choose whether you want gold or a lucky charm, and voila! Like magic, your wish comes true. You could win up to 1 billion gold or gorgeous items like Golden Laurels or Tory of the Glen! Maybe you'll even win our adorable new Shamrock Adornment, exclusive to Pot of Gold! It'll be in the shop until March 17th, 11:59 PM EST, so why not jig your way down to La Victoire and see all the amazing stuff we have on offer? If you're not wearing green I get to pinch you! And if you are then I get to pinch you anyway. Shop rules.

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17 Limited Quantity Item: Bourbon the Alpaca!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Bourbon the Alpaca! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:23 pm

Did you guys know there's an alpaca farm just down the road from La Victoire? I had no idea! I've been here over half a year now and no one ever bothered to tell me. How could no one tell me!? I feel so betrayed, guys. I love alpacas. They're fluffy and tall and cute and they make all sorts of ridiculous faces. But I was talking to the owner, and apparently he's got some special alpacas lookin' for a good home or two. And I couldn't think of any better place to live than with Gaians themselves! So I told him I'd take a whole passel of the adorable critters and offer them up to Gaians looking to add that extra special something to their home! Or potentially barn. Let's meet our new friend, shall we?

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Bourbon the Alpaca is just as happy to be your friend as he is to give you a ride! Wherever you need to go you're sure to get there in style when you're with him. He's even got some smaller friends for all of my future subje -- I mean, for the animals out there too! I've only got enough space for all these alpacas until March 26th, 11:59 PM EST or until we run out of ones to adopt, so be sure to check 'em out soon before they all alpaca it in. Get it? Like pack it in? Don't worry, you'll start laughing soon. Anyway, I'm gonna go take a few laps on the back of one of these sweet little guys. See you soon!

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17 Limited Quantity Item: Amazonite Snippet in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Amazonite Snippet in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:32 pm

All right, kids! Gather round, because it's quiz time. Where is amazonite typically found? In the Ilmen Mountains, or Colorado? HAH. Nope. Totally wrong. Turns out it's found right here in La Victoire! I'm not talking about the mineral -- although it is awfully pretty, if you wanna look it up -- but rather the spectacular new recolor we have on offer today! Let's dig right in, shall we?

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Amazonite Snippet has that special feldsparK you need to light up your wardrobe! Eh? Eh? How about that mineral-based humor? Anyone? No? Okay. Well, it was worth a shot. It's available now in La Victoire, but unfortunately I was only able to find a small vein of these blue beauties, so we've only got a limited quantity to sell! It'll be available until March 26th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. Why not drop by and see how it looks on you? Lookin' forward to it!

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17 Princess of the Orbit now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Princess of the Orbit now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:03 pm

Ah! Anyone else feeling as minty fresh as I do? I've been eating a lot of green things today, on account of the holiday and all that, and after having swallowed a whole pack of spearmint gum and some toothpaste I can honestly say that I am both delightful and my breath is incredibly fragrant! I was so inspired by how utterly mint I was feeling inside that I decided to take on my favorite princess and color her to match! A few hundred sticks of gum later and, voila, fabulousness is born!

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The Princess of the Orbit not only looks great, but she even smells amazing too! It's available now in La Victoire, along with the regal Princess Collection Bundle, filled with princesses from the past along with Princess of the Orbit! If you're looking to snag yourself some fancy crowns, hair, and adorable dresses, this is really the way to go. They'll both be available in La Victoire until March 23rd, 11:59 PM EST, so come by soon to get that lovely, clean feeling!

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17 Nonsensical Hatter and Madhouse Bundle in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Nonsensical Hatter and Madhouse Bundle in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:35 pm

With all the amazing outfits we've got coming out for gals, lately, it's only fair we give some love to the guys out there! And believe me, I've got a whole lot of love to give. Two new colorful recolors just dripping with charisma! And also potential insanity. Seriously, I don't like the way these guys are lookin' at me. Gives me the creepers. But man, do they sure look snazzy. See for yourself if you don't believe me!

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You're not hallucinating, friends. The Nonsensical Hatter and the Berserk Hatter just honestly look that dang awesome. The Nonsensical Hatter is available now in La Victoire, along with the Madhouse Bundle which contains the Fool's Hatter, the Nonsensical Hatter, and the Berserk Hatter as a bundle exclusive! They'll be in the shop until March 23rd, 11:59 PM EST, so why not visit and see what kind of Wonderland we can offer you?


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17 Gaia Cash sale extended until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Gaia Cash sale extended until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:46 pm

Hello, Gaians! I've got some great news for you all: we've decided to extend our sale on Gaia Cash! That means that if you pick up any amount of Gaia Cash between now and 11:59 PM EST tonight you'll receive an excellent 10% discount! There's really never been a better time to grab some Gaia Cash, so why not pick some up for yourself? Thank you, everyone!

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17 New recolors in Dernier Cri!Edit

  • Topic New recolors in Dernier Cri! - Posted: [NPC] Loyal Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:24 pm

Greetings, Gaians. How long has it been since we last spoke? My apologies—I've been very busy setting up my shop, you see. It's close now. Very close. But even with my schedule being an absolute circus, I still manage to find time to indulge in a creative impulse every now and then. Every artist needs an outlet, after all. And so I've created a few new beautiful items, all of them available in Dernier Cri until my shop is officially up and running. My thanks to Brennivin for being such a kind host. Let's get on with the show, shall we?

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Beautiful, aren't they? A new collection of wings and scarves, the perfect match for any Gaian looking for something whimsical to add their wardrobe. There's quite a few, but I've compiled a handy list for those of you who are interested in my fabulous new works:

• Mini Dark Navy Nitemare Wings
• Mini Lavender Nitemare Wings
• Red Nitemare Scarf
• Lavender Nitemare Scarf
• Brown Nitemare Scarf
• Minty Scarf
• Lilac Scarf
• Hazel Scarf
• Creamy Scarf


Stunning, if I do say so myself. Just wait until you see them at home in my shop! Well, back to the grindstone, I suppose. Keep an eye out for me, Gaians. You just never know when I might pop up...

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18 Play Blackjack or Bust to win gold or fabulous prizes!Edit

  • Topic Play Blackjack or Bust to win gold or fabulous prizes! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:59 am

I learned a new game the other day, Gaians! It's called blackjack, despite the fact that it doesn't involve beating people over the head with a club. Disappointing, I know, but it's still a ton of fun! Basically the idea is you get two cards, and the total of those two cards adds up to a number. The goal of the game is to get the cards to add up to twenty-one! So you can stay, or hit -- so long as you get 21 or under, you're pretty much golden! If you go above, though... Well. You bust. It's so much fun! I've made Cygnus play it with me for the past three hours but eventually he got sick of it and wandered off to take a nap or something. I dunno, I was so focused on the cards I wasn't really paying attention. Hey, would you guys mind stepping in and playing a few rounds with me instead? I promise it'll be worth it! I mean, just look at all the great prizes you could win!


With Blackjack or Bust the game is real simple! You get two cards that add up to a number. Depending on what number you get, you're gonna wanna hit or stay! Staying wins you a moderate amount of gold -- but if you're adventurous like me, that just ain't good enough. You gotta go for that twenty-one! If you hit and score twenty-one or under, you win extra gold! If you bust, however... Well, at least you still win a compensation prize! It could be anything from Heart x Mind to Princess Chimes. Oh, and the gold you could win? Up to one billion, if you're really lucky! So whaddayah say? Play a few rounds with this poor kitten? I'd sure appreciate it! I'm gonna be playing games until March 19th, 11:59 PM EST so I hope to see you real soon!

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18 Flynn's Plunder ends today!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Plunder ends today! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:04 pm

Ahoy, ye landlubbin' Gaians. Are you sick of, well, lubbin' land? Then pop on over to my fabulous plunder and bid on some wings! I've got Daniel's Wings, Beelzebub's Wings, Archangel's Wings, Lucifer's Wings, and tons more available at Flynn's Plunder. Just remember that I won't be accepting any more bids after March 18, 6:26 PM EST. So if you're interested in picking up a pair of gorgeous wings, head on over to Flynn's Plunder and make sure you get your bids in on time!

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18 Critical Roll is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Critical Roll is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:42 pm

Jet: Hah! Foolish elf vampire man! BEARDO THE MAGNIFICENT fears not your fiery fireballs of fiery fury! Beardo fears nothing, save baldness! Beardo is brave! Beardo is strong! Beardo is --

Cygnus: Jet. Seriously. Just roll already. You've been at this for like... ten minutes now.

Jet: BEARDO MUST FINISH HIS SPEECH. Dangit, Cygnus, isn't the whole point of this thing to get into our characters?

Cygnus: Yeah, but I'm worried you're getting a little too... Uh. Into it. Like that fake beard you're wearing...

Jet: Hey! This is completely unrelated! I just wanted to try changing my look around a little.

Cygnus: You've started carrying an axe...

Jet: For protection!

Cygnus: Right. Look, maybe we ought to take a break and you can tell the nice people what's in the shop.

Jet: Siiiigghh. Fine. Hello, Gaians! I've got some awesome news straight off the questing board! Looks like Critical Roll is back in La Victoire. You know what that means, don't you? More chances to win fabulous loot like the ones pictured here!


Critical Roll is easy to play -- just toss the dice and see if you win your encounter! You could win items like Blade of the Dawn Sky or Gabriel's Wings, or up to 250 million gold. If you win gold you'll even have the chance to try for a critical hit and double your winnings. Fumbling, however, means you lose half your winnings. Anyway, I gotta get back into the game. Things are really starting to heat up! And I don't just mean the fact that Cygnus' bard can now shoot fireballs out of his eyes. Critical Roll will be in the shop until March 18th, 11:59 PM EST so drop by soon!

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18 Win a gorgeous set of wings with Winging It!Edit

  • Topic Win a gorgeous set of wings with Winging It! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:42 pm

Some might say I live on a wing and a prayer, while others might say I'm still waiting to spread my wings. But me, personally? I think I'm just wingin' it. Why? Because my shop is full of the feathery, leathery things! I can't get them out of my mind! I mean seriously, have you ever seen so many wings before in your life? Normally I'd be mad to have my shop flooded with the dang things, but they're so cute I just can't stay angry for that long... I mean, look at how they flap! Tell me this isn't just the most charming thing you've ever seen:

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You can't! It's literally charmed the rage right outta me! And I'm an angry kitten, guys, so that's impressive. But enough about me -- you ain't really interested in that. You wanna know where all these gorgeous wings came from! Why, from the lovely new Winging It, of course! You just gotta open it up and see what cute wings you score. Easy as missing the ground while falling! These flappy little friends will be in the shop for a while yet, so why not visit La Victoire and check out all of our amazing wares?

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18 Dreaming of Sheep back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Dreaming of Sheep back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:23 pm

I tell ya, Gaians, I've tried counting a lot of things. Shoes. Bicycles. Freckles. Stars. Cygnus' toes. But nothing seems to work for me! Looks like the only thing that helps me drift off peacefully into dreamland is counting some adorable, fluffy sheep. Oh man. Just thinkin' about it makes me feel a little sleepy... 'Course, it's almost time for my post-breakfast before-brunch midmorning napstravaganza, so that might be why. I'm gonna probably curl up and start counting my wooly, even-toed ungulates soon. Maybe I'll even have a sweet dream about gorgeous items like these...


Have you been dreaming of winning some of these fabulous prizes? It's simple enough to nab 'em! Just try Dreaming of Sheep! All you have to do is count your sheep until you doze off, at which point you'll no doubt be whisked away to your very own dream -- but the best part is the reward you'll score at the end! Choose gold and you could win up to one billion gold. Choose items and you might win valuable rares like Stellar Dreams or Lady Lunar! It's as easy as falling asleep. This lovely dream will only be in La Victoire until March 18th, 11:59 PM EST so drop by soon if you'd like to take a nap with me!

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18 It's a Zoo Out There: Animal Avatar Base ContestEdit

  • Topic It's a Zoo Out There: Animal Avatar Base Contest - Posted: siskataya Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:41 pm

Hello everyone!

We're so happy that Spring is almost here, and that all the little animals are out and about on Gaia! To celebrate, we're having a contest in the Paws forums for all the fabulous Gaians who are decked out in their animal avatar best!

Entering the contest is super easy - Just equip an animal avatar base, take a screenshot, print it out, then put your animal avatar image put it in a location where you think you'd find that animal and take a pic! Or, you can draw your animal avatar, put it in a fun location and take a pic! Then you have to post the pics in the contest thread - easy, right? As a bonus, if your entry wins and you have the new Akiva's Dexterity animal base item from the March 2014 MC equipped on your avatar in your winning entry, you'll score a bonus 25,000,000 in Gaia gold - how fab!

Don't forget though- to enter the contest you'll need to get into the Paws forum, and you have to have an animal avatar base equipped to do that so gear up as your favorite cat, bear, or wolf and go join the fun! Contest rules and details can be found in the contest thread!

18 Blackjack or Bust now available in a 100 pack!Edit

  • Topic Blackjack or Bust now available in a 100 pack! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:42 pm

Holy heck, Gaians! So apparently a lot of you wanna play some cards! That's totally fine. I'm down with that. Cygnus is still taking his afternoon angry nap, so I've still got plenty of time to play with you guys! I gotta say, I think I'm getting better at this game. For example, I've learned that it's probably ill-advised to hit on 20! Who woulda thought? I tell ya, the things you learn playing' some cards. Well, I've picked up a ton of extra packs if you guys are interested in playing a little on your own! We're going to be offering amazing Blackjack or Bust Bundle (100 Packs) in La Victoire now, so you'll be able to play a ton! And hopefully score some awesome prizes just like these:


With Blackjack or Bust the game is real simple! You get two cards that add up to a number. Depending on what number you get, you're gonna wanna hit or stay! Staying wins you a moderate amount of gold -- but if you're adventurous like me, that just ain't good enough. You gotta go for that twenty-one! If you hit and score twenty-one or under, you win extra gold! If you bust, however... Well, at least you still win a compensation prize! It could be anything from Heart x Mind to Princess Chimes. Oh, and the gold you could win? Up to one billion, if you're really lucky! This pack and all the other Blackjack or Busts are gonna be in the shop until March 19th, 11:59 PM EST so drop by soon if you'd like to get a few hands in!

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18 Limited Quantity Item: Melancholy Belle in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Melancholy Belle in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:06 pm

Aww man. This item has me all sorts of conflicted, guys. On one hand it is super duper cute. Like, rot your teeth kind of cute. But the coloring! It's so morbid! Auugh! How am I supposed to feel? Should I be squealing with delight? Or weeping softly in a corner? THIS ITEM IS PRACTICALLY TEARING ME APART. But I'm surprisingly okay with it. 'Cause, admittedly, it looks dang good. I mean, can you honestly get that much more fabulous than this?

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Melancholy Belle might be a bit of a downer, but it sure is something to look at! It's available now in La Victoire, and will be on the shelves until March 25th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. Why do't you visit La Victoire and help me sort through my various emotions? I kinda hate to ask, but Cygnus is no good at that kind of thing. I think he just assumes everyone should be depressed all the time. Anyway, see you in the shop soon, I hope!

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18 Flynn's Plunder updated with tons of alchemy ingredients!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Plunder updated with tons of alchemy ingredients! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Mon Mar 17, 2014 1:57 pm

Yo ho, Gaian chums! Did you all enjoy my last plunder of wonderful wings? Well, the fun doesn't stop there, friends! I "intercepted" a trading vessel full of incredibly useful alchemy ingredients just a short while ago, and took it upon myself to "relieve" them of some of their cargo. And guess what? I'm passing the benefits on to you! My plunder is now fully stocked with precious alchemy ingredients, such as Demon's Tears, Demon Blood, White Body Dye, and Wings Quest Formulas. So what are you waiting for? Go to Flynn's Plunder and bid to your heart's content!

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18 The seal is weakening on March's 2nd Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic The seal is weakening on March's 2nd Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:41 pm

Do you hear that strange hum in the air? I swear, it's not just me, is it? Is my tinnitus coming back? Oh, bother. Just when I thought I had finally adjusted to it. But I really don't think it's only me hearing things. Mr. Bibbles has been acting very strangely, for one. He's been yowling at odd hours, as if trying to match the pitch of the note I keep hearing! Also he keeps walking into walls. I'm starting to get a little concerned about him. But now he's just plunked himself down by the Advance Chance, mewing and cooing at it as if he expects it to burst open at any moment! And I do have to say, that seal does look weaker than it did yesterday...

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the March Advance Chance II. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


How exciting! I'm so ecstatic I might burst into song! Our lovely little Advance Chance will remain in the shop for a while yet, so why not visit La Victoire and see if you can puzzle out the strange noise I'm hearing? Well. Hopefully that we're hearing.

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19 Attend a dream performance and bring back a fabulous prize!Edit

  • Topic Attend a dream performance and bring back a fabulous prize! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:05 pm

Hah! I've finally managed to restring my ukelele and am now able to return to practicing my little ditty from earlier. What was I playing again? Twinkle Twinkle? Mary Had a Little Lamb? Hot Cross Buns? I have so many songs already in my repertoire, you see. I'm really quite the young talent! But, alas, even my masterful fingers can't quite take on the more classical ukelele pieces. Did you know Bach wrote extensively for the instrument? And that Handel called it "the miniature, silly guitar of the gods"? Truer facts have never been spoken! Still, I can certainly work my way up to that point. I mean, no one appreciates an orchestra or symphony more than I do! Particularly if it's got a ukelele in it. Ah, but perhaps you haven't learned to appreciate classical music? Well then, you really ought to attend Rising Concerto! Who knows? You might just walk away with a greater love for music! Or perhaps you'll win a Cash Shop favorite, a valuable rare item, or a beautiful new exclusive:

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Such beauty all but inspires me to play! I'm going to be over here, plucking away at my instrument of choice, but I do hope you choose to attend Rising Concerto. Don't forget you can always go for an encore performance with our fabulous bundle of nine! Enjoy the show, everyone!

Let's Start the Show!

19 Dice Roll is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 19, 2014 3:33 pm

All right, I'm fed up with Cygnus always hoggin' the spotlight in Gauntlets and Goblins. Time to go back to the basics! Good old Dice Roll -- we had some awesome times, didn't we? Like when I couldn't stop myself from batting you around? Or like when I "accidentally" swallowed two dice? Such fond memories. Truly, it was a golden age. I see no reason not to revisit such happy times, right? So let's bring Dice Roll back to La Victoire! I mean, who wouldn't want to win amazing prizes like these:


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. Time to start tossin' around some dice! They'll be in the shop until March 20th, 11:59 PM EST, so I hope to see you in La Victoire real soon!

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19 Dice Roll bundles now 20% off!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll bundles now 20% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:13 pm

Hah! I'm having so much fun playing Dice Roll that I've all but forgotten about Beardo's ignominious defeat at the hands of Cygnus' elven vampire bard prince who can shoot fireballs out of his eyes! See, this is so much better for me. I'm actually really enjoying myself! And, y'know, I want you guys to enjoy yourselves too. So, I've decided to offer all the Dice Roll bundles at a significant discount so that you can join in on all the fun! They're now going to be offered at an additional 20% off their sale prices for an extremely limited time!


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. But this 20% off discount won't last long! The bundles return to their regular price on March 20th, 12:59 AM EST! Now if you need me, I'll be chucking dice at this picture of Cygnus' face. Take that, you purple jerk!

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19 Surprise! It's a Surprise Bundle sale in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Surprise! It's a Surprise Bundle sale in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:34 pm

I need your help with this one, guys. You gotta use your immaagginnattionsss. Picture me in a little party hat, with a noisemaka in my mouth, and a fistful of confetti. Now, getting past how obnoxiously adorable that obviously makes me look, what is your first thought? A surprise party, right? Good! High five. You are super duper smart! Now, you might be wondering what all this is leading up to at this point. Well, it's something real excitin'! I've stocked La Victoire with tons of Surprise Bundles from the past! Y'know, the ones that you open up and they can contain a whole variety of bundles, or possibly even a super rare bundle? Yep, those ones. Here's a list of all the lovely items we've just stocked!

• Surprise Adventure Bundle
• Elemental Surprise Bundle
• Companion Surprise
• Surprise Performance
• Wafer Surprise
• Random Dream
• Random Dream Bundle (4 Pack)
• Random Court
• Random Court Bundle (3 Pack)


This is the best surprise ever! Aside from winning the lottery, I guess. Or finding a real genie. Oh! Or finding a cupcake in the fridge and even though it's not yours you eat it anyway and then laugh when your friend gets super upset over it! But this is a pretty close second. Anyway, these bundles will be in the shop until March 20th, 11:59 PM EST, so make sure you check 'em out soon before they leave!

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20 All Your Animal Base: win gold, items, or an amazing chance!Edit

  • Topic All Your Animal Base: win gold, items, or an amazing chance! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:00 pm

All right, my animal compatriots! It's time to stand up and be recognized. We're as Gaian as all the rest of 'em, right? Sure, we may be slightly smaller, fuzzier, and have a few more hairballs than the average Gaian, but gosh darnit -- we're just as fabulously awesome as everyone else! Especially me. I mean, that goes without saying. But this isn't about me! This is about you, my future minions! And by minions I mean friends! But if you're interested in being a minion, just sayin', I might be holding some try outs later... Anyway! I think it's about time we celebrated all the animals that make Gaia great. Not just us new walkin', talkin' animals, but also all the cuddly companions from the past! Oh, and some really awesome animal-themed fashion, too. Toss it all together and what do you get? An animalstravaganza! One that's full of gorgeous items just like the ones pictured here:

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With All Your Animal Base you could win up to one billion gold or fantastic items like North Kitten Star, Kandi Kitten, tons of rare animal furs, or even an [Animal] Angelic Halo! You might even score brand new animal recolors, like [Animal] Clever Doll or [Animal] Innocent Doll. Just pop one open and see what you get! Oh, but do you guys wanna know about the really special part? One lucky Gaian winner will get to choose a brand new animal base! It could be a fluffy sheep, a mouse, maybe a cute deer -- but not a rabbit. I've already seen a few of those sniffin' about lately... It's super easy to enter the contest, too! Every All Your Animal Base that you open counts as an entry into our animal base raffle. So all you gotta do is open them, claim your prize, and wait to see if any exciting news comes your way! The winner will be announced a week from today, and they'll be notified via a private message. Just remember that not every animal is the right match for Gaia! If it won't work with the critter system we've got right now, it's gonna be a no go. But aside from that feel free to go wild! Pun totally intended, by the way. All Your Animal Base will be in the shop until March 22nd, 11:59 PM EST so make sure you check it out -- who knows, you could be our very lucky winner! Be sure to stop by the All Your Animal Base forums to learn more about the rules and to chat with other Gaians about this super exciting opportunity. See ya around!

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20 Cash Shop Update: Guardians of the Damned Bundle!Edit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Guardians of the Damned Bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:24 pm

So I guess I've been paying a lot of attention to all this high fantasy stuff lately, on account of spending so much time with Cygnus, but do you know what I really like? Urban fantasy! Y'know: a mixture of modern and magic, with bits of the supernatural just sort of creepin its way into normal life. That's what really excites me! So Cygnus can keep all his elves and his dwarves and his twenty-sided die -- I'm gonna go back to what I love. Which just so happens to be makin' awesome bundles for you guys! Inspired by the whole "urban fantasy" thing, I've created some amazing new items that I really think exemplify the theme...

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Hell's Mistress: A fierce demonic witch hellbent on getting exactly what she wants. Anyone who stands in her way will no doubt feel the brunt of her incredible arcane powers. Includes her triple horns, violet windswept hair, studded jacket, blouse, torn leggings, short skirt, and accessories.

Unholy Exorcist: A cursed man determined to cleanse the world of the demons that haunt his dreams. Does he really want to purify the world of its demonic infestation, or is this secretly an act of vengeance? Includes his flaming hair, red hoodie, pristine shirt, tattered jeans, sneakers, flaming tail, and flaming gauntlet, ready to fight at a moment's notice.

Available exclusively in the Guardians of the Damned Bundle is the Grimm Lolita! The remains of a dearly loved one, once cherished greatly by her family and stolen away by a grim twist of fate... Includes a standing coffin, arms at rest, frilled shirt, babydoll shoes, bow bustle, and her white, skeletal remains.


Way cooler than a dude with a wooden stick or a lute whapping you over the head, right? These guys are just wicked awesome! You really oughta stop by La Victoire and check it out. This bundle is gonna be in the shop for a while yet, so you've got plenty of time to drop by and try on these fabulous outfits!

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20 Limited Quantity Item: Amethyst Snippet in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Amethyst Snippet in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:15 pm

Cygnus: Hello, everyone. Well, it's time for another purple recolor, courtesy of yours truly. Why? Because, y'know. Purple is the best. Everyone looks better with a little purple added. And a lot of purple? You can't beat that kind of thing, really. So, in the interest of trying to make everyone look as amazing as possible, I've taken my brush to another popular Gaia item and colored it to suit my needs. Which involve lots of purple. Okay, uh -- let's just take a look, you can see what I mean.

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Pretty awesome, right? I'm telling you, it's incredible what a pinch of purple can do. Amethyst Snippet pretty much has everything. So, y'know... Stop by the shop if you wanna try it on and feel more regal and stuff. It'll be in the shop until March 26th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out, so I guess I'll be seeing you soon. Or whatever. Okay, cool. Glad I could help spread the Word of Purple today.

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20 Limited Quantity Item: Rakish Raptor in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Rakish Raptor in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:38 pm

I heard about the coolest thing today! You guys ever learn anything about falconry? Basically you train a totally awesome bird to be your best friend and do your bidding. Or, you know, something like that. Admittedly I only kind of skimmed the article. But man, that sounds cool! What if I could train a falcon to take orders from me? I wonder what I'd make it do. ... Probably nick candy from Cygnus' room, if I had to take a guess. Or at least distract the big lug while I do it myself. Sigh... A kitten can dream, I suppose. I'm not sure that falconry is right for me, alas, but I think it'd be perfect for some Gaians! Which is why I went ahead and found this great item perfect for you elegant falconers out there! Check it out:

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Rakish Raptor is all class, but with that amazing falcon at his command I'm guessing you probably don't wanna piss him off! This gorgeous ensemble is available now in La Victoire, and it'll be on the shelves until March 29th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! You really oughta stop by and try this number on. After all, how many other shopekeepers can say their outfits come with totally kick butt birds?

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20 All Your Animal Base FAQ now available!Edit

  • Topic All Your Animal Base FAQ now available! - Posted: admin Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:49 pm

Good afternoon, Gaians! Just here to let you know that we've put up a handy-dandy FAQ about the All Your Animal Base "Design Your Own Base" Raffle. Hopefully it addresses any questions or concerns you may have had! Be sure to check it out in the All Your Animal Base forum, or simply click the link below to be instantly teleported to the page. Have a great day everyone, and we can't wait to see what the lucky winner comes up with!

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20 Dice Roll leaves La Victoire soon, and bundles are 20% off!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll leaves La Victoire soon, and bundles are 20% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:22 pm

Awww man! Can you believe it's almost time for Dice Roll to leave the shop? I'm gonna miss it. All the times we had! The laughs we shared! The dice we threw! Plus that one time I "accidentally" pegged Cygnus in the back of the head with a die. Heh. Anway, I figure we oughta send it off with a bang this time! That's why I'm going to be offering Dice Roll Bundles at 20% off!! That's right, folks! If there was ever a time to chuck around a few dice, this is certainly it.


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. All right, folks! It's your tun now! Pick your dice, win a prize! Just remember that Dice Roll leaves the shop on March 20th, 11:59 PM EST, and this amazing discount leaves with it!

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21 Win some great items or gold with Loaded Dice!Edit

  • Topic Win some great items or gold with Loaded Dice! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:44 pm

All right, I'm kind of fed up with losing these days. I can't take it any more! I mean, aren't I amazing? Don't I deserve to win? I totally do. So then why can't I seem to have any luck when rolling dice? It's driving me nuts! Someone as wonderful as I am deserves to have all the luck ever, I think. It's not right! But, y'know, I've taken some steps to... correct this horrible cosmic wrong. I found myself a special pair of dice that, no matter what I do, always seems to have the perfect outcome for me. And the best part? I think it'd be great for you guys too. Especially if you're interested in fantastic prizes like these!


Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... Loaded Dice will be in the shop until March 22nd, 11:59 PM EST, so why not stop by La Victoire and give my new "game" a whirl?

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21 Jekyll's Ethics now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Jekyll's Ethics now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:06 pm

Y'know, I like to consider myself the Hyde to Cygnus' Jekyll. I see myself pretty realistically, after all. Why do I think that? Because I'm the more awesome of the two of us, of course. Isn't that what the story was about? I haven't actually read it. But Hyde seems like the kinda guy you could invite to a fun party, whereas Jekyll is probably too cooped up in his room moping about the "end of the universe" and ridiculous stuff like that and -- well, okay. Maybe I'm projecting a little. Maybe Jekyll isn't that bad. I mean, he does have some pretty amazing taste in clothes. And now they're available in an all new color, courtesy of my magic and totally awesome paintbrush! Check it out:

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Jekyll's Ethics is so totally awesome that it might be a little immoral. Then again it's his ethics, and not mine! And I say there's nothing immoral about being amazing. I mean, look at me! Anyway, it's available now in La Victoire if you'd like to try it on. Or, if you're interested in nabbing 'em all, you should check out Jekyll's Collection which contains the whole creepy, colorful ensemble! They'll both be in the shop until March 24th, 11:59 PM EST, so feel free to drop by and chat about ethics with me! Or maybe loan me a copy of Jekyll and Hyde. I'm guessing I probably oughta read that eventually.

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21 Mythrill Coin Bundles Inside Barton Boutique!Edit

  • Topic Mythrill Coin Bundles Inside Barton Boutique! - Posted: [NPC] Ian Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:58 pm

Greetings, Gaians! We’re super excited to roll out a fantastic new feature for any of you Gaian highrollers out there: the Mythril Coin Exchange! If you’re looking to store some gold in a quick and convenient fashion then this is absolutely perfect for you. All you need to do is head down to Barton Boutique and look for the Mythril Coin Bundles. There are four different kinds to choose from:

• Mythril Coin Package (100 Million)
• Mythril Coin Package (250 Million)
• Mythril Coin Package (500 Million)
• Mythril Coin Package (1 Billion)


Once you’ve picked the coin you’d like, simply purchase it from the shop and watch as all that unwieldy gold is magically converted into a simple, sleek coin! The package is then placed into your inventory under the “Special” tab. To convert your coin back into gold, open the package and then sell the coin contained within. It’s that easy! So if you’re looking to invest some of your liquid assets into something more solid, why not visit Barton Boutique and try out the Mythril Coin Exchange? Happy coin collecting, everyone!

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21 Furmiliar Comfort and Casual Style for Men in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Furmiliar Comfort and Casual Style for Men in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:11 pm

Aha! Another box from P.U.G. today. I swear, these things are like Christmas and my birthday all rolled up into one! Which I guess is okay, since P.U.G. "forgot" to send me a present on either occasion... So I'll just have to pretend. Let's see, it's a bigger box than usual today. Do you think he sent us more than one item? Well, only one way to find out! Time to rip this sucker open and reveal its stylish contents! Look, I even prepared a kitten-sized box cutter and everything. Amazing what you can find out in the marketplace. Here we goooo...

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Wow! So cute! Looks like we've got a shipment of Casual Style for Men and [Animal] Furmiliar Comfort! Oh man, I've been dying to try on this new animal item, too. I bet it's going to look amazing on me! Oh, and you guys too, obviously. Just come to La Victoire and see for yourself! That weird dog sure has some great taste.

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21 Check out All Your Animal Base and you could win big!Edit

  • Topic Check out All Your Animal Base and you could win big! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:27 pm

Hey everyone! Are any of you looking to be a part of Gaian history? Particularly the illustrious history of its animalian citizens? Then you really ought to take a look at All Your Animal Base! Not only does it give you the opportunity to come up with your own special base just for us critters, but you also could win gold or fabulous prizes just like these!


With All Your Animal Base you could win up to one billion gold or fantastic items like North Kitten Star, Kandi Kitten, tons of rare animal furs, or even an [Animal] Angelic Halo! You might even score brand new animal recolors, like [Animal] Clever Doll or [Animal] Innocent Doll. Just pop one open and see what you get! Oh, but do you guys wanna know about the really special part? One lucky Gaian winner will get to choose a brand new animal base! Every All Your Animal Base that you open counts as an entry into our animal base raffle. So all you gotta do is open them, claim your prize, and wait to see if any exciting news comes your way! The winner will be announced a week from today, and they'll be notified via a private message. Just remember that not every animal is the right match for Gaia! If it won't work with the critter system we've got right now, it's gonna be a no go. Be sure to check out our handy FAQ in the All Your Animal Base forums for more info! This amazing item will be in the shop until March 22nd, 11:59 PM EST, so if you're interested in making your super adorable stamp in Gaian history, be sure to check it out! Good luck, everyone!

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21 EI Report: The Cocklebur King and Hardhearted!Edit

  • Topic EI Report: The Cocklebur King and Hardhearted! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:35 pm

Oh, frabjuous Friday! Friday is very... nice! I like Fridays! And also lots of ice! ... Oh, sorry, Gaians! I didn't see you there. I was just reciting my latest poem out loud. You see, I enrolled in a creative writing class and I'm finding it to be a bit of a challenge. Why did I enroll? Well, I can't be obsessed with science all the time! I'm trying to expand my horizons. Find a new hobby! Now, if only I had picked one that I'm actually good at. Well, I've certainly got just the thing to cheer me up! We've got some brand new evolutions to look at today and I simply couldn't be more elated! The elephant was sedated! ... I'm not good at being creative. Oh hey! That last part sort of rhymed too. Maybe I'm better than I thought? I'll have to come back to it, though, as these evolutions must simply be seen! This week The Cocklebur King experiences its second stage, and Hardhearted finally reveals its incredible finale!

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The Cocklebur King: The canid went to the god of the wilds and begged her to grant a wish: make it human, in a shape that would be most pleasing to the man. She agreed to the request, but warned that a being cannot truly change its nature. The canid, now a handsome man, tracked the bright eyed human, named Harte, to a nearby village. He charmed him, seduced him, and eventually they were married.

Hardhearted: The big day is finally here! The concert begins with an edgy chord plucked from an unseen guitar. The sound sweeps over you, sending an electric chill up your spine, and your heart thumps wildly with excitement as your idol takes to the stage! You scream and shout over the pumping music, cheering loudly from your place right by the stage. Before you could even think of reacting the singer grabs you up to the stage to sing a few lines with them! At the end of the show, you stammer your way through requesting an autograph and praise the band for changing your world. The singer smiles at you, handing back a signed portrait, and encourages you to stay true to what you love to do and never put boundaries on what you want to be. Have a hard heart and keep it strong. As soon as you returned home you framed that precious autograph. And now, whenever you feel aimless or confused, you look at the picture and remember the singer's words of encouragement for your life moving forward. You just need to have a hard heart.


My goodness! It's just poetry in motion! I'm standing up and applauding! What's the word for that again? Ovulation? No, no, that's not it... Ovation! Yes. See, I'm getting better at this "thinking of words" thing already. Unfortunately that's all the time we have for this week, but be sure to tune in next week for more evolving items -- and perhaps some more poetry! Don't forget to vote in our Weekly EI Poll and let us know which item was your favorite, and be sure to check out La Victoire for all these beautiful EIs and more. See you next week, Gaians! Now, what rhymes with hemoglobin...

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22 Looking for a fab new fur? Try Fur Your Consideration!Edit

  • Topic Looking for a fab new fur? Try Fur Your Consideration! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:18 pm

Hello, animal chums! Are you tired of always rocking the same old look? Wishing you could sport a fabulous new coat of many colors? Man, I don't blame you! I mean, I'd never want to change my beautiful fur to anything else. I mean, look at me. I'm glorious. But that doesn't mean you should be afraid of change! Heck, I bet there's a fur out there that's just as perfect for you as mine is for me. And I'm gonna help you find it! Allow me to introduce Fur Your Consideration, an item full of gorgeous new coats perfect for wolves, cats, and bears looking to feel a little more exotic! Just see for yourself all the amazing new furs you could win:

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Almost too good to be true, right? Well, I promise you, Fur Your Consideration is totally fur real! Ever wanted to rock an adorable [Animal] Corgi Fur? How about a super cute [Animal] Red Panda Fur? You could even score an luxurious [Animal] Lynx Cat Fur! We've got those and tons more, all stuffed into this nifty little bag! Fur Your Consideration will be in the shop for a while yet, so why not try one out and see what you win? I'm sure you'll find the perfect new coat, just fur you!

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22 Limited Quantity Item: Sleepy Time in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Sleepy Time in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:30 pm

Yawwn! Oh man. You'll have to excuse me. Y'see, I've been up for nearly three hours straight now. It's exhausting! How do you humans do this? All I wanna do is curl up with a nice mug of cocoa and snuggle in my comfy jammies... What's that? You've never seen me wear clothes before? Well, that's because prior to now there were no pajamas for us cuddly critters! But that's about to change, Gaians. We animals demand sleep comfort equality, and we're gonna get it! Y'know. After we take a few naps. Man, am I tired. Well, anyway! Let me show you exactly what I'm talking about. Prepare for cuteness!

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Sleepy Time makes me feel all warm and fuzzy just looking at it! Those slippers are suuuppper comfy. Believe me, I know. I tested them all out! Cygnus put a couple on his fingers and said they were comfy, too. But only after I asked him to do it like sixty times in a row. Anyway, this cozy little number is available now in La Victoire, and it'll be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna put on these jammies and nap for the next eighteen hours or so...

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22 Limited Quantity Item: Two different Lovesick Gazes!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Two different Lovesick Gazes! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:30 pm

Aaahh. So beautiful. I just... can't stop staring at it... Oh! Whoa! How long have you guys been standing there? Ahem. Sorry, you'll have to excuse me. You see, I was staring longingly at this candy bar Cygnus put up on top of the fridge 'cause he knows I can't climb up there. Just look at the yearning in my eyes! It's tragic! It's moving! It's glorious! Oh, how I pine for that candy bar. To peel back that label and finally taste that sweet, nougaty goodness... Tell me, Gaians. Look deep into my eyes. Is this what you humans call... Love? Sigh. Well, at least I know it suits my fabulous features. How can I be so certain? 'Cause I'm basing my adoring stare off these fabulous new eyes!

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Lovesick Gaze and Heterochromia Lovesick Gaze embody everything it is to stare longingly at something you simply can't have! Doesn't my expression match it perfectly? I like to think so. Here, let me flutter my lashes a bit. That really sells the whole thing. Well, anyway. I can't get my hands on that candy bar -- yet! -- but you can certainly pick up these beautiful new eyes from La Victoire! They'll be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST or until they sell out! This is an awesome opportunity just staring you in the face, guys. I suggest you take it!

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22 Loaded Dice leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Loaded Dice leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 22, 2014 3:04 pm

Greetings, Gaians! How are those dice workin' out for you? Winning a lot? Eh? Eh? Just don't let the guards know they're loaded. I picked 'em up from Nicolae and I don't think he'd appreciate the bad press, if you catch my drift. And I kind of don't wanna tick off that dude. I mean, he's quiet. But it's always the quiet ones, you know? But hey, something this good can't last forever! But since it's heading out soon, bundles of Loaded Dice will be on sale for an additional 20% off until they leave the shop later tonight!


Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... All right, Gaians! It's your turn to roll the dice! Give 'em a toss and let's see what amazing prizes you score!

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22 All Your Animal Base leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic All Your Animal Base leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:00 pm

Hello, everyone! I've got some news that will no doubt bring out the sad puppy eyes in every Gaian out there. All Your Animal Base leaves La Victoire soon! I know, I know. Try to hold back your whimpers, friends. There's still some time left, after all! But there's never been a better chance to check out this amazing item. After all, you could win gorgeous prizes just like these -- or maybe something even more special!


With All Your Animal Base you could win up to one billion gold or fantastic items like North Kitten Star, Kandi Kitten, tons of rare animal furs, or even an [Animal] Angelic Halo! You might even score brand new animal recolors, like [Animal] Clever Doll or [Animal] Innocent Doll. Just pop one open and see what you get! Oh, but do you guys wanna know about the really special part? One lucky Gaian winner will get to choose a brand new animal base! Every All Your Animal Base that you open counts as an entry into our animal base raffle. So all you gotta do is open them, claim your prize, and wait to see if any exciting news comes your way! The winner will be announced a week from today, and they'll be notified via a private message. Just remember that not every animal is the right match for Gaia! If it won't work with the critter system we've got right now, it's gonna be a no go. Be sure to check out our handy FAQ in the All Your Animal Base forums for more info! This amazing item will be in the shop until March 22nd, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by soon if you'd like to give it a shot!

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23 Divine Being now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Divine Being now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:21 pm

Jet: Anyone else here looking for a recolor that's simply.. divine? Okay, sorry. Obvious joke is obvious. Blame Cygnus, he totally put me up to it.

Cygnus: No I didn't. Why are you even bringing me into this?

Jet: SHOOSHSHOOSHSHOOSHSHOOSH. No, it was totally his fault, and that's the end of the story! Okay, all bad puns aside, I do have something really spectacular to show off to you guys today! I've taken a gorgeous Gaian favorite and transformed it into something classy and black tie appropriate, all with the touch of my amazing paint brush! Prepare to pay tribute, Gaians, and remember: seeing is believing!

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Divine Being is truly the goddess of glamor! It's available now in La Victoire, along with the equally beautiful -- and, according to Cygnus, "appropriately purple" -- Divine Deity! They'll both be in La Victoire until March 29th, 11:59 PM EST. Drop by and I can tell you even more bad jokes! Believe me, I've got a whole bunch of them. I'm using restraint in this announcement. See you soon!

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23 Dice Roll is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Dice Roll is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 23, 2014 1:30 pm

Dice dice, baby! That's right, folks: Dice Roll is back in La Victoire! It's just like welcoming back an old, familiar friend. I missed you so, my cubes of wonderfulness! Here, come to the kitten who loves you. I'll cherish you forever, my little ones. Shush. You're safe now. All you have to do is let me toss you and claim the sweet, sweet prizes you contain within. Gorgeous rewards just like the ones I've got here!


With Dice Roll it's simple to win tons of gold or a great item! Just toss the dice and see what you win. You might score a valuable rare items like The Forest Fawns and an Angelic Halo, or up to 100 million gold! Oh, and the best part? If you win gold you've got a chance to roll again and double your winnings. Of course, if you lose your roll, you lose half your winnings. Are you interested in picking up some of these precious dice? Then come by La Victoire! They'll be on sale until March 23rd, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to roll on by!

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23 Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:05 pm

Happy Sunday, everyone! Is everyone having a good weekend? We hope it's been a relaxing few days for you! This is just a quick little update that we are currently offering a 10% discount on your purchase of GC until the sale ends at 11:59 PM EST! Here's to having a marvelous Sunday, Gaians!

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23 Cash Shop Update: You've Got Mail BundleEdit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: You've Got Mail Bundle - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:00 pm

Special delivery, Gaians! Let's see what we've got here. Bill, bill, cologne sample, realty listings... A few love letters to Cygnus. Seriously? Again? How many of these does the guy get in a week? Guess I oughta add them to the pile. Let's see, what else have we got here... More bills, an envelope full of ominous looking legal papers... Aha! Yes! Just what I was waiting for! I ordered this new bundle, see, and I feel like I've been waiting forever for it to arrive! Oh man, I'm so excited. Time to rip this sucker open and see all the super cute stuff it's got inside! Just gotta wiggle the flaps a little, until the seal becomes loose, and -- yes! Open! And oh my gosh, guys, it's amazing! You gotta check out the You've Got Mail Bundle and see for yourself!

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Messenger Mimi: Messenger Mimi's off on her first delivery service, hoping to get all of her packages delivered on time... And, more importantly, delivered to the right recipient! Includes her windblown dress, oversized headbow, braided dark brown hair, white lace petticoat, postal box-shaped bag, and belted boots.

Xing Express: The Xing Express is a veteran in the the delivery business. Maybe Mimi could use some of his guidance and expertise? Includes his mail delivery hat, undercut hairstyle, collared shirt, suspender shorts, button-up shoes, and mail bag.

P.S.the Mail Cat: Postie Stamps is the best mail delivery cat you've ever seen! Actually, she's probably the only mail delivery cat you've ever seen.... includes several adorable poses and your own version of her postal delivery bag.

Available exclusively in the You've Got Mail Bundle is Snail Mail! Includes a charming post box, flying letters, a well-stamped package, and two delayed letters being delivered by an actual snail...?


Oh wow! Totally worth the wait, if you ask me. And that Postie Stamps is kind of a cutie -- I mean! W-well. Nevermind what I meant. Ahem! The You've Got Mail Bundle is available now in La Victoire, so I hope you'll pop round soon to give it a good look! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some legal papers to burn!

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24 Dreaming of Sheep back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Dreaming of Sheep back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:49 pm

My goodness are there a lot of songs about dreaming. Y'see, I wanted to start off this announcement by singing to you guys -- thus fulfilling my dream of doing an entire announcement all in song -- but the fact of the matter is that there are just too many different songs to choose from! I'm overchoiced, guys! Do I want a happy song? A sad song? Would it even make a difference? 'Cause I think my voice is amazing, but Cygnus likes to kid around and say that I am "completely tonedeaf" and that I don't sing, I "caterwaul". That guy is such a joker! Ah, well. I gotta think on this for a while, but in the meantime why not live out a few dreams of your own? I mean, if you've ever dreamt of winning some amazing prizes, then I've got the perfect thing for you!


Would you like a chance at snagging some of these fabulous items? Then you ought to try Dreaming of Sheep! All you have to do is count your sheep until you doze off, at which point you'll no doubt be whisked away to your very own dream -- but the best part is the reward you'll score at the end! Choose gold and you could win up to one billion gold. Choose items and you might win valuable rares like Stellar Dreams or Lady Lunar! Ready to visit your very own dreamland? Then drop by La Victoire before March 24th, 11:59 PM EST, when Dreaming of Sheep fades away! See you in the shop real soon, okay?

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24 Limited Quantity Item: Legend of Lagertha in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Legend of Lagertha in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:13 pm

Y'know, I've only heard tales of this item in myth and song. You guys all heard the story of the shieldmaiden who was tough as nails and took no guff from anyone, right? And how she was pretty much the most awesome thing ever and she pretty much left a sea of kicked butt in her wake? 'Cause I have! I mean, what can I say? I'm a sucker for movies and TV shows about vikings. And I figured it was way past time that I paid 'em a little tribute. So lift your cow horn full of mead, 'cause it's time to toast to this amazing new item!

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Legend of Lagertha is as fearsome as she looks -- and lemme tell you, she looks fierce. This gorgeous set is available until April 2nd, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Why not drop by La Victoire and check it out in person?

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24 Loaded Dice back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Loaded Dice back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:44 pm

Hah! I am, like, the best negotiator ever. That dude Nicolae? Totally took him for a ride just now. Y'see, he offered to buy my boring, useless old "Action Man of Iron #1 First Edition" comic book in exchange for these totally awesome magic beans! I mean, they're magic -- I gotta say, I think I came out on top this time around. All he got was a stupid comic book I stole from Cygnus! I mean. Um. That I rightfully owned. Annnnywho, while I was visiting with Nicolae I also picked up some more Loaded Dice! You're pretty much guaranteed to win an amazing prize from these -- maybe even an item like the ones pictured below!


Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... They'll be in the shop until March 24th, 11:59 PM EST, so make sure you've got time to get your dice on! All right, I gotta plant these beans and see what happens, but you really ought to stop by La Victoire and check out these Loaded Dice! No promises that I won't be in a giant's castle by the time you arrive.

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24 Tart Doufu Hua now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Tart Doufu Hua now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:29 pm

Looking for something tart and tangy? Full of flavor and fashion? Adorable and potentially edible all at once? Then look no further, my hungry friends! I've got a brand new recolor that is sure to satisfy your appetite for fabulosity. Your eyes might be bigger than your stomach, but I promise they're not playing tricks on you when you see how amazing this new item is!

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Okay, please note that I said potentially edible. I tried taking a bite out of this Tart Doufu Hua and believe me, that was kind of a mistake. I mean, it looks so good! Good enough to eat! But unless you really enjoy the taste and texture of high quality fabric, I do not recommend chewing on this super cute ensemble. If you wanna try it on and see how it looks, however, it'll be in the shop until April 1st, 11:59 PM EST! No foolin', I promise. Hope to see you in La Victoire!

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24 Bom Bom the Bunny available at 90% discount in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Bom Bom the Bunny available at 90% discount in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:07 pm

Sigh. So, apparently, Cygnus and Jet's Home for Wayward Critters is still open for business. I don't know why all these adorable little animals come up to me, begging to be homed with Gaians! How in the heck did I build up this reputation? Do people see me as a spineless kitten who coos over anything cute? Because, I mean, it's partly true. But I'm not spineless! Just... Urrggghh. I blame Cygnus. He can never turn anyone in need away. He likes to act all tough but inside he's as soft-hearted as they come! I mean, just look at him! He's covered in a pile of cute little bunnies and I've never seen him so happy before. Blegh. Well, I guess I gotta just go with it. But I want these bunnies out of here pronto! I can't work when I'm surrounded by so much cuteness! It competes with my own natural charisma, you see. And these guys are some real competition. I mean, just look at 'em!

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Bom Bom the Bunny is just so sweet and adorable that it's making me feel just a wee bit insecure. So, I wanna get rid of these guys fast! That's why they're gonna be available at a 90% discount until March 24th, 11:59 PM EST! You gotta help me out here, guys. It's like Bunnyville in this shop, and they're eating all the leafy greens. Come visit and take an armful or twelve!

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24 Loaded Dice now available for 20% off!Edit

  • Topic Loaded Dice now available for 20% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:31 pm

All right, well. Progress on the magic bean front is, admittedly, dishearteningly slow. But I still believe, guys! I know that these cute little beans are totally going to grow into an amazing, magical beanstalk that will lead me to the heavens and, of course, to amazing treasure! And also away from Cygnus' wrath. Because when I told him about the amazing bargain I had gotten on these beans he kind of went from purple to... red. I've never seen him do that before. He's sitting on the couch right now with his head in his hands. I think I might have broke him? OOPS. So it's okay that my beans haven't sprouted yet, so I can stay here and keep an eye on Cygnus, making sure he doesn't accidentally go supernova on us all. But hey, just because I'm waiting around doesn't mean I need to be bored, right? So I'm gonna run an awesome little sale on our fabulous Loaded Dice! Which, as you remember, is filled with awesome prizes just like these:


Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... Loaded Dice will now be available for 20% off until it leaves the shop on March 24th, 11:59 PM EST. So pick up your discounted dice soon before they disappear!

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24 Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:04 pm

Monday's here, Gaians! You know what that means, don't you? A Gaia Cash sale! Oh, and also a return to school, work, or anything else you do on a Monday. But the Gaia Cash sale is a little more fun, I like to think! You can grab some Gaia Cash at a 5% discount until March 24th, 11:59 PM EST. Exciting, isn't it? The perfect cure for Monday blues! Enjoy, everyone!


Grab some Gaia Cash!

24 Loaded Dice leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Loaded Dice leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:19 pm

"Captain Jet's Log, Stardate 195.2a: Progress on beans is excruciatingly slow. Still have not so much as twitched. Have attempted watering, sunlight, screaming, crying, and classical music. Am beginning to suspect I might have been swindled. First Mate Purple Lug still giving me the cold shoulder. Am beginning to lose hope. If I see that guy Nicolae I'm gonna punch him right in his smug face. End log."

I recorded that an hour ago, Gaians. An hour ago! And my beans still haven't done anything! Man. I'm pretty disappointed at this point. Oh well. At least I have these great Loaded Dice to comfort me, still being offered at an inspiring 20% off!


Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... But at least you'll be better off than I am! Loaded Dice will only be in the shop until March 24th, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by soon if you'd like to give it a spin!

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24 Gaia Cash sale ends soon!Edit

  • Topic Gaia Cash sale ends soon! - Posted: admin Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:45 pm

Hello, Gaians! Just a little reminder that our sale on Gaia Cash ends at 11:59 PM tonight! That means you've only got a few more hours to pick up some Gaia Cash at 5% off! Have a great night, everyone!

Grab some Gaia Cash!

24 5% Off GCash Sale Extended 1hr!Edit

  • Topic 5% Off GCash Sale Extended 1hr! - Posted: admin Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:52 pm

Hello Gaians!

By popular demand, we'll be extending tonight's GCash sale for 1 hour longer! But hurry, the deal ends at 12:59am EST!

Get Your Discount!

25 Land the Perfect Spin and you could win an amazing prize!Edit

  • Topic Land the Perfect Spin and you could win an amazing prize! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:19 pm

Y'know, I paid a visit to Gold Mountain just recently, and I gotta say... That place is awesome! The lights! The music! I've never seen anything like it before. With all the flashing strobes and futuristic sound effects I almost felt like I was back in space! It was practically home. I ran around for a while, ogling everything I saw, until the bouncers realized an adorable kitten jumping on everything might be potentially bad for business and they kicked me out. Their loss! But I was already so inspired by some of the things I saw that I wanted to try it out myself! So, with nothing but some ingenuity, a fervent hope, and Cygnus' surprisingly adequate engineering knowledge, I've made myself my own miniature slot machine! And then I loaded it up with amazing prizes, just like the ones pictured here!


Perfect Spin makes it easy to win incredible rewards -- if you're lucky, that is. Pull the lever and see what reels you get! If you end up winning, you get to choose your prize: you could win up to 500 million gold or incredible items like Flatline Love, Ashen Marionette, or even an Angelic Halo! But if you get a not-so-great spin, well... You'll still get to pick whether you want to win a great item or some gold, but maybe just not as much. The most important thing to remember is I'm not gonna kick you outta my shop, unlike those bossy jerks at Gold Mountain! Oh, and make sure to also remember that Perfect Spin leaves the shop March 26th, 11:59 PM EST if you wanna try your luck! Who knows? You might even win the jackpot!

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25 Beautiful new wings in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Beautiful new wings in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:10 pm

Wow! We've got something really special for you guys today. Particularly if you enjoy feathers and awesomeness! 'Cause, let's face it, that's exactly what I've managed to find. Two new sets of gorgeous wings in equally amazing colors! They're enough to make me a little jealous, honestly. Unfortunately they're too big for my back -- I'm pretty sure they'd snap my spine, actually -- but they look great on any Gaian looking to take to the skies! Just see for yourself, amigos:

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Zaphkiel's Wings and Kerubiel's Wings are just so fluffy and pretty, I wanna curl up and nap in 'em right this second! In fact, I think I might. So if yours have a little extra cat hair on 'em: you're welcome. Like I always say, consider it my gift to you. They'll be in the shop for a while yet, so definitely drop by and try on a pair if you'd like to elevate your look to new heights!

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25 Get a head start on April's CI with Advance Chance!Edit

  • Topic Get a head start on April's CI with Advance Chance! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:44 pm

You know, Gaians, the world just isn't as black and white as it seems. Some might even argue that our world operates on fifty shades of gray. But I don't let that get me down, no sir! I mean, I know everything can't be sunshine, lollipops, and beautiful rainbows. That's just a fact of life! But it doesn't really make me feel blue anymore. In the past I might have been prone to despair, thrust into a black abyss of paralyzing fear at the mere thought of having to deal with life's many terrifying complications, but these days I welcome it! Why? Because of the Numbers, friends. That's why I became an accountant, you see. Well, that and the fact that I'm really, really good at it. There's no "inbetween" with math. You're either right or wrong! No indefinites there; either you get back a paper covered in red "X"s that signify a needed correction, or you score perfectly (like I always do.) Ah, math. My sweet, sweet bastion of well-needed stability in this chaotic world we live in. Of course, I do have other comforts! It seems as if this month's Advance Chance has finally arrived, and not a moment to soon!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the April Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


Hmm! I've given this one a quite thorough shaking and I can tell by the rattling I'm hearing inside that there have been a few interesting changes! It appears that some old items that have gone below a certain value have been removed to make way for other items, giving you a higher chance to receive new items! I also only see one Advance Chance box—I guess we're only having one Chance Item this month! And I must say, some of these boxes are rattling a little more loudly than others. My guess is that this month's Chance Item offers double prizes for getting to the victory stage! That means you'll receive two items for every victory instead of just one. I'm practically green with envy! Color me surprised, but excited, about all these changes. Be sure to check out our April Advance Chance, available now in La Victoire!

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25 GCash 7% Off For Next Few Hours!Edit

  • Topic GCash 7% Off For Next Few Hours! - Posted: admin Tue Mar 25, 2014 2:22 pm

Hello Gaians!

You know the only thing we here at Gaia Online like better than a Monday GCash sale? A Tuesday GCash sale! For today only, until 11:59pm EDT you'll receive an extra 7% off GCash when you pay using a credit card or PayPal!


Get Cash!

25 Flynn's Plunder ends today!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Plunder ends today! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:54 pm

Ahoy, Gaians! Just a friendly reminder that my Plunder be closin' itself to bids today! You've got until March 25, 7:16 PM EST to place bids on a whole bunch of great alchemy ingredients and recipes! You interested in deriving some good from some ill-gotten gains? Then look no further than Flynn's Plunder! Be sure to keep an eye out, because I plan to be restocking my plunder real soon!

Yarr!

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25 Super Prize 2013 now 40% off!Edit

  • Topic Super Prize 2013 now 40% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:58 pm

Gaians! No time to explain! For tax purposes pertaining to Funding Code 24521 Appendix 5A.B52, Super Prize 2013 must now be sold at a 40% discount for a limited time! This has nothing to do with me realizing that I potentially owe a significant amount to Mr. Bibbles' groomer, and how he threatened to break my legs if I didn't pay up soon. I promise, it's entirely accounting-related! Look it up yourself if you don't believe me. Now, on to the good stuff! For those of you who might not remember, Super Prize 2013 is a very special item! Why, I remember talking about it like it was only yesterday...

Open a Super Prize 2013 and you'll get one of 2013's Chance Items, a brand new recolor of a highly-coveted CI item, or perhaps even an SDPlus doll of yours truly!

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You might receive one of 2013's Chance Items:

• Trinket Heart
• Impractical Gala
• Ships Happen
• Final Line
• Culinary Coliseum
• Seven Seas
• Game On
• Carnival du Gothique
• Starlight Redemption
• Return to Valefor
• Midnight Citadel
• Verdant Grove

Or a new recolor of a popular CI item:

• Helia the Unicorn
• Trickster's Stratagem
• Butterfly Punch

Or perhaps even an SDPlus doll of yours truly, where I am...

• Cosplaying a famous detective
• In my comfy pajamas


Super Prize 2013 is available right now in La Victoire! Grab one or a bundle of nine to maximize your chances at the best stuff!


Help an accountant out, friends! My legs may or may not be depending on you!

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25 Perfect Spin now 20% off in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Perfect Spin now 20% off in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:45 pm

Hey everyone! Have you been enjoying Perfect Spin? I sure have! I mean, admittedly, I haven't won big once. In fact I mostly seem to get Diedrich on my reels. Look at his smug face. Taunting me. Mocking me. Why did I even let Cygnus add a Diedrich reel? Hnngghh. Okay, no. Swallow your rage, Jet. That's not what this is about. Because I've got some exciting news! I'm gonna be offering my super fabulous Perfect Spin at an extra 20% discount for the next few hours!


Perfect Spin makes it easy to win incredible rewards -- if you're lucky, that is. Pull the lever and see what reels you get! If you end up winning, you get to choose your prize: you could win up to 500 million gold or incredible items like Flatline Love, Ashen Marionette, or even an Angelic Halo! But if you get a not-so-great spin, well... You'll still get to pick whether you want to win a great item or some gold, but maybe just not as much. It's a win-win! Unless you're me. And you keep getting Diedrich. Then it's a soul-crushing lose-lose. Perfect Spin is in the shop until March 26th, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to check it out when you can!

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25 Flynn's Plunder updated with tons of SDPlus Dolls!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Plunder updated with tons of SDPlus Dolls! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:54 pm

Avast, ye thrifty Gaians! Lookin' to pad your doll collections some, are you? Of course you are! Well, lucky for you, I stumbled across a certain secret treasure trove full of the blasted things! I do wonder who they originally belonged to... I did find a lot of sparkling cat fur on some of them, and I'm pretty sure I saw a sign that said "CYGNUS' ACTION FIGURE COLLECTION: JET, DO NOT TOUCH" but, thankfully, I'm not Jet! So yoink I did. And I found some real beauties! We've got tons of dolls, including the lovely SDPlus #362 Fallen Star, SDPlus #346 Thea the Unicorn Spirit, SDPlus R #424 Renard, and SDPlus #424 Renard. So thanks, "anonymous" benefactor! Whoever you are!

Head on over to my plunder and start your bidding, Gaians!

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26 Project Dolled Up: Win items, gold, or a great opportunity!Edit

  • Topic Project Dolled Up: Win items, gold, or a great opportunity! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:56 am

Guys, I gotta admit... I'm kind of freaked out. I decided to check out La Victoire's attic, to see if Cygnus had hidden any extra candy up there, but what I found was just SUPER WEIRD. It was just a bunch of these strange dolls hooked up to machines! Being the fearless kitten that I am, I decided to investigate this matter more thoroughly. I found out that these dolls were being wiped from the inside out. No memories, no personalities, no real features or anything! Just creepy blank dolls. Now, I don't know who put those there, or how they even got into my attic in the first place, but I now have a plethora of empty dolls that are in desperate need of some personality and pizazz. So, I've decided to give Gaians out there a chance to claim this incredible opportunity as their own! Plus you might even win some gold or gorgeous prizes, just like the ones pictured here:

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With the amazing Project Dolled Up, you could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Melodious Cantata, Luxurious Lucie, or even SDPlus #362 Fallen Star! However, I've also snuck in something extra: the Platinum Ticket. The Platinum Ticket gives a lucky Gaian the chance to create an SDPlus doll of their very own, with a special bonus equip pose! It could be a hairstyle, some enchanting eyes, a fancy belt, a tattoo of me on your face... Anything, really, so long as it abides by our rules and regulations! Although I highly suggest the face tattoo. Just sayin'. You'll also receive copies of your doll to give to your friends! Or, you know. Set up a little shrine to yourself. (It's what I would do.) So, who here wants an adorable little dolly dressed up like them? Then drop by La Victoire before March 28th, 11:59 PM EST, when this super awesome item leaves the shop! Who knows? You might be a lucky winner! Make sure you visit the official Project Dolled up forums to read all the rules and our handy FAQ. Happy doll hunting, Gaians!

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26 Limited Quantity Item: Wounded Glory in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Wounded Glory in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:09 pm

Y'know, a lot of human Gaians out there probably see us animals as harmless. What with our oversized heads and tiny arms we, admittedly, don't seem all that ferocious. But people forget that it's an absolute jungle out there! Survival of the fittest! Law of the wild! And sometimes, you know, our most basic instincts come out unexpectedly. Like when Cygnus pulled my tail the other day as a joke and I, you know. Nearly bit his face off. He deserved it! Antagonizing me like that. 'Course, I've got my fair share of battle scars -- and I'm sure other animals out there are no different! So why not show how fearsome a critter you are with some fresh cuts and lacerations, no doubt earned from a raucous brawl at the nearest pub? Just see for yourself!

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Aww yeah. That'll show 'em that we animals aren't to be messed with! Wounded Glory may sting a little bit, but I'll be darned if you don't look like a real tough guy. It's available now in La Victoire and will be on sale until April 4th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Just don't stain my carpets, please.

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26 Limited Quantity Item: Devious Cherub in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Devious Cherub in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:06 pm

Y'know, I always thought cherubs were fat little babies zinging people with heart-shaped arrows, wearing giant diapers as they flit around on their feathery little wings. But, uh... I guess I was wrong? 'Cause first we had Bloody Cherub, and now we've got this guy. And I just really don't like the way he's looking at me. Particularly with that scissor half. To be honest he looks a lot cooler than a fat baby with wings, but I'm kind of terrified for my life? Eep. Let's take a closer look, shall we? I mean, a closer look for a safe distance.

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Devious Cherub manages to look even more wicked than the name implies, somehow. But he's an intriguing fella! In that sort of "bad boy who might murder you" kind of way. He's available until April 4th, 11:59 PM EST or until he sells out! You oughta stop by La Victoire and take a look! Who knows? Maybe he'll steal your heart. Or just cut it out...

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26 Whimsical Wisteria now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Whimsical Wisteria now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:00 pm

Spring is nearly here and you know what that means, don't you? It's time for adorable pastels that will perfectly thaw out your icy hearts! And after the crazy winter we all had, believe me, I think we could all use a little thawing. That's why I've whipped up this splendid new recolor, full of warm shades that'll be perfect for the new season! Just look at this adorable little bundle of awesome:

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Whimsical Wisteria is as cute as they come in its pinks and blues, perfect for a picnic or a garden party! It's available now in La Victoire, and will be in the shop until April 1st, 11:59 PM EST. Why not try it on and feel that springtime goodness flowing through you?

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26 Allu the Brown Wolf available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Allu the Brown Wolf available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:11 pm

HOW?! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! Am I running an adoption center here? A kennel? Did someone open a veterinary clinic in my shop without me knowing? Why is my beautiful store always flooded with animals who just aren't as awesome as I am?! Sigh. Well, it looks like another pack of friendly critters has dropped by La Victoire, looking for a good home. And seriously, could you turn this adorable face away?

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Admit it, you couldn't. Allu the Brown Wolf is just too dang cute for his own good! I almost wouldn't mind keeping some of these little guys to myself, but I honestly figure they'll be better off with nice folks like you. Curse my soft spot for fuzzy creatures! I've only got enough space for these guys until April 1st, 11:59 PM EST, so stop by if you wanna pick up a whole passel of pups! Quick, before they shed all over the furniture!

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26 Perfect Spin 20% Off!Edit

  • Topic Perfect Spin 20% Off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:03 pm

Y'know, I've been thinking lately... and I've come to the conclusion that a family of hamsters lives behind the reels of the Perfect Spin and run upon command whenever the lever is pulled. I mean, how else would the reels know when to move and stop? When I told Cygnus about my awesome and totally correct theory behind the mechanics of the Perfect Spin, he just stared at me like I was crazy and went off to mumble about levers, mechanical reels, and the like. Cygnus doesn't know anything though, so you probably shouldn't pay too much attention to him. Now, I could spend all day telling you lot about the specifics of how this ingenious system is set up, but I came here to invite you all to celebrate this groundbreaking discovery with me! I will be offering the Perfect Spin at an awesome 20% off until 11:59pm EST to match the sheer awesomeness of my genius!


All you have to do is pull the lever and the hamsters will do all the work for you! It's pretty amazing, right? If the hamsters are in a good mood (or if you're lucky), you get to choose your prize; you could win up to 500 million gold or incredible items like Flatline Love, Ashen Marionette, or even an Angelic Halo! The Perfect Spin will be in the shop until March 26, 2014 at 11:59pm EST, so be sure to give those hamsters a good workout until then!

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26 Gold Shop Update: CrosStitch Steampunk Wear!Edit

  • Topic Gold Shop Update: CrosStitch Steampunk Wear! - Posted: [NPC] Stein Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:47 pm

The results are finally in, Gaians! The winners of our illustrious Steampunk contest are ready to be revealed. And, once again, I'm completely blown away by the ingenuity and creativity that Gaians have displayed. Please, take a look yourself and see the fabulous creations your fellow peers have come up with:

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Congratulations, everyone! Your items will forevermore exist in CrosStitch splendor! Be sure to visit my shop to try on all these fabulous new gizmos and gadgets. And don't forget to check out our new contest starting today! The challenge for this CrosStitch contest is coming up with some amazing new designs for the adorable new animal bases. They could be anything! A fabulous hat, a fancy set of pants—let your creativity run absolutely wild! To help inspire you, I've attached a sheet containing this contest's winning designs below. Please drop by my shop soon!

27 Loaded Dice is back in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Loaded Dice is back in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 27, 2014 12:47 pm

All right, so those magic beans Nicolae sold me turned out to be a bust. No problem! According to Nicolae these things are known to happen. But it's totally cool, because he traded me this rare original painting of the Moner Liza, created by the famous artist Bernado Di Vanci, for the beans! Plus a little extra gold -- you know, to compensate for the rarity of this piece. Isn't it beautiful? I'm going to hang it up on the wall right away! And then everyone will stop by and be like "oh Jet, I didn't know you had an interest in fine art, you're so sophisticated and amazing" and I'll be like "yeah it's an original Bernado Di Vanci" and everyone will finally worship me as I so rightfully deserve. ... Ahem. Anyway, I also picked up some more Loaded Dice when I visited Nicolae! Which means you have even more opportunities to score amazing prizes just like these:


Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... So, what do you say? Wanna drop by my shop to see my super rare painting? Or maybe you wanna pick up some of these awesome Loaded Dice. They'll be in the shop until March 27th, 11:59 PM EST. I hope to see you in the shop real soon!

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27 Win an adorable mythical pet with Mystic Shell!Edit

  • Topic Win an adorable mythical pet with Mystic Shell! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:20 pm

All right, who left all these weird blue orbs all over my lawn? Seriously! Who did it? Was it you, Cygnus? Did you do this? ... Okay he's not really responding, mostly just glaring at me, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he's not the perpetrator. But the outside of my shop is all but littered with the darn things. They all just sort of popped up overnight! I'm kind of curious now... What could possibly be inside 'em? They're awfully warm to the touch. Oh, wait. Hang on. They're wiggling. THEY'RE WIGGLING. WHY ARE THEY WIGGLING. Oh no. Are they eggs? Are a bunch of alien babies about to be born on my lawn? This is it. This is how it ends. Our new alien overlords have arrived and that's that. Goodbye, world! I know you'll miss me because I was amazing! Remember me always as four thousand times better than Cygnus!

Wait. What's that? That's not an alien at all! Oh my goodness. It's adorable! Guys,you just gotta look at these new cuddly friends!

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Looks like these Mystic Shells are actually filled with mythical beasts! And not aliens. Phew. Crisis averted. And aren't they just the cutest? I see a bakeneko, a kappa, a kitsune, and a sweet little moon rabbit... And is that a beautiful dragon? Wow! So long as they aren't trying to take over the planet, I think they're pretty okay with me. Mostly looks like they wanna play and snuggle more than anything else. Would you guys be interested in checking them out? I mean, they can't just live on my lawn forever. And there are still tons of unhatched eggs... Well, drop by and see if any of the eggs call to you!

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27 Get 8% off Gaia Cash untill 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 8% off Gaia Cash untill 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:16 pm

Hello, Gaians! We've put our heads together and I think we've come up with a method to make your Thursday a little more thrilling. We'll be offering an 8% discount on purchasing Gaia Cash until March 28th, 11:59 PM EST. Cash at a discount -- what could possibly be better? Be sure to check out La Victoire to see all the gorgeous items we have available if you're looking to spend some of that great Gaia Cash. Have a wonderful day, everyone!

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27 Loaded Dice now available at 20% off!Edit

  • Topic Loaded Dice now available at 20% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:48 pm

Gaians, I'm feeling kind of conflicted. So, apparently, this painting that Nicolae sold me? Totally worthless. Cygnus told me there was no painter called "Bernado Di Vanci", and that the original didn't include a mustache or bushy eyebrows... And that's why I'm so confused! 'Cause that guy Nicolae seems like a totally upstanding young man. I mean, look at him! If that's not a trustworthy face then I'm not sure what is. And besides, he did offer me these Loaded Dice at an amazing discount... Which I'm gonna pass on to you! That's right, folks, you can now pick up Loaded Dice at a whoppin' 20% off. Who knows what'll happen if you play them?


Loaded Dice is a lot like my old pal Dice Roll, but with a little twist! After you toss the dice and get your winning roll, you get to choose whether you want items or gold. You could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Flatline Love or Astra-182: Whipping Black Devil Tail! Pretty sweet, right? Oh, and if you win gold, you'll have the chance to roll again to double your prize! 'Course not even my loaded dice can be perfect all the time, so if you lose your roll that means you lose half your winnings... I need to go do some serious thinking, folks, but I'll still be here running the shop. So drop by soon! Just don't forget that Loaded Dice leaves La Victoire on March 27th, 11:59 PM EST!

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27 Chance of winning a Platinum Ticket doubled for next 5 hoursEdit

  • Topic Chance of winning a Platinum Ticket doubled for next 5 hours - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:14 pm

Weird stuff just keeps happening, Gaians. So, you all know Cygnus, right? He's my purple, super cranky little sidekick. And, as you may or may not know, he's kind of... super into dolls. He calls them "action figures" but we all know what they really are. Anyway, he's usually pretty down and grumpy, but ever since these new blank dolls appeared he's been smiling. I think he's just super excited by the prospect of customizing some dolls for Gaians? So much so that I'm pretty sure I saw him stuffing some extra Platinum Tickets into some of these Project Dolled Up...


With the amazing Project Dolled Up, you could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Melodious Cantata, Luxurious Lucie, or even SDPlus #362 Fallen Star! However, I've also snuck in something extra: the Platinum Ticket. The Platinum Ticket gives a lucky Gaian the chance to create an SDPlus doll of their very own, with a special bonus equip pose! It could be a hairstyle, some enchanting eyes, a fancy belt, a tattoo of me on your face... Anything, really, so long as it abides by our rules and regulations! And for the next five hours, you'll have double the chance to find a Platinum Ticket! Just remember that Project Dolled Up and all of its fabulous items and opportunities leaves the shop March 28th, 11:59 PM EST! And be sure to drop by the Project Dolled Up forums to chat with other Gaians about all your great ideas. Good luck, everyone!

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27 New Rainbow Bundles available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic New Rainbow Bundles available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Mar 27, 2014 7:49 pm

Anyone here ever heard of Roy G. Biv? Apparently he invented the rainbow! Which is crazy. Because I thought science invented rainbows? But no, apparently this guy decided he really liked colors and wanted to stack 'em all on top of one another to make a beautiful prismatic display! And I guess he might also be part leprechaun, since he likes to hide pots of gold at the ends of his rainbow. He sounds a little eccentric, honestly. But I appreciate those eccentricities! The world needs more mad geniuses -- and it could always use a little more color. So, in honor of Mr. Biv and his love of life's many shades, I've arranged a few bundles filled with awesome items to represent every color of the rainbow! Behold their vibrant splendor:

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Pretty impressive, right? We've got a bundle for every color! Say it with me, kids:

• Red Rainbow Bundle
• Orange Rainbow Bundle
• Yellow Rainbow Bundle
• Green Rainbow Bundle
• Blue Rainbow Bundle
• Purple Rainbow Bundle


Admittedly we're missing indigo, but that's because indigo is just kind of a mash of blue and purple and frankly I consider that cheating. Anyway, we've also got the amazing Surprise! It's a Rainbow, which can open up to reveal any of the bundles listed above, or possibly even the super rare Super Duper Rainbow Bundle, filled with gorgeous items of many different shades! So, you guys ready to go over the rainbow? Then drop by La Victoire soon! These bundles will be in the shop until March 29th, 11:59 PM EST, and then unfortunately the rainbow fades away...

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28 Rococo now open, and filled with gorgeous items by PRISM!Edit

  • Topic Rococo now open, and filled with gorgeous items by PRISM! - Posted: [NPC] Kanoko Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:12 am

Hi, everyone! I'm Kanoko. You might recognize me from Brennivin's shop, where I've been apprenticing for... Wow! Ages now, I guess! But, at long last, it's finally my turn to shine! I've got a real job, Gaians. They've put me in charge of my own shop! I'm delighted to announce that I am now the proprietor of the wonderful Rococo, a store full of amazing items that I'm just sure you'll love! Of course I'm super grateful to Brennivin for teaching me everything I know, but I really think I have something special to offer Gaia. Did you know that I'm super close with a few amazing artists? It's true! In my various careers I made all sorts of connections, you see. And since I'm opening a new shop, I figured I ought to turn to those fabulous artists for help. I asked one of them, the incredibly talented PRlSM, to design me a few spectacular sets for Rococo. And wow! Did she ever deliver. I'm positively tickled pink to introduce Rococo's first line of beautiful garments, all provided by PRlSM!

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King of Crowns rules her kingdom with flawless authority and impeccable taste. Who says a king has to be a man? She negotiates with foreign dignitaries as easily and coolly as she wears her tailored suits… and hopefully as easily as she sweeps this table of lightweights.

Ace of Stars Ace of is a lively court magician without much of a poker face. In a ruffled romper and toy crown, they are a perfect picture of eccentric style and overflowing creativity… but can they channel that magical energy into a winning hand? Or will a spell of distraction give them an unfair advantage?

Queen of Flowers prefers to play cards in the comfort of her sprawling garden estate. Are the flowers blooming in her gown and the diamonds sparkling in her tumbling curls a clever distraction? Her laughing hazel eyes won’t say. Will the Queen’s delicate charm win the game?


But that's not all! We've also got three beautiful bundles with a collection of some of PRlSM's greatest items!

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There's PRISM'S Bundle of Regalness filled with majestic elegance, PRISM's Bundle of Badassery for you ladies looking to kick some butt, and lastly PRISM's Bundle of Cuteness bursting with sweet charm! Each of these also contain a Sainte Ciel 3rd Gen, PRISM's most well recognized item that allows you to choose between Sainte Ciel: Agape and Sainte Ciel: Eros! These bundles will only be in the shop until March 31, 9:59 AM EST, however, so please drop by Rococo soon if you'd like to pick them up!

PRISM's amazing new sets will be in my shop for a while yet, so I invite you to browse all my gorgeous wares and just make yourself at home! I heard that Rina will even be bringing over a pie to celebrate Rococo's grand opening, so be sure you at least stick around to grab a slice!

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28 Fairy Iridessa now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Fairy Iridessa now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:18 pm

Clap your hands if you believe in fairies! Go on, louder. No, seriously. Louder. C'mon, you can do better than that. Okay, good. You've done well! Because it seems like your raucous cheering has magically summoned a brand new, super adorable recolor! Let's take a look, shall we?

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Fairy Iridessa is the most precious pixie that simply ever was! She's available now in La Victoire, and will be in the shop until April 3rd, 11:59 PM EST. Interested in nabbing the perfect fairy outfit for spring? Then take a trip to La Victoire!


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28 Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 8:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 8:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:19 pm

Friday at last, Gaians! Do you all have exciting plans for the weekend? Well, we're hoping to help you kick things off with a little bang! You can now pick up Gaia Cash at 5% off until 8:59 PM EST! We hope it helps boost all your weekend fun. Have a great Friday, everyone!

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28 Win some amazing items or gold with Dice Roll II!Edit

  • Topic Win some amazing items or gold with Dice Roll II! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:32 pm

All right, no more dice from Nicolae for now! That shyster has conned his last kitten and so I'm not giving him any more of my business! Although he did mention that he had some amazing, never-melt ice cubes for sale... No! No Jet! Be strong! Remember what curiosity does to cats like you... Okay. Phew. Time to distract myself. If I'm boycotting Nicolae for the time being, it's time to return to an old favorite: Dice Roll! But you guys know I like to keep things interesting. So I've taken the game we all know and love and tossed in some brand new, super awesome rewards! Just take a peek and you'll see what I mean:


Behold the beauty that is Dice Roll II! This new and improved version has all sorts of great prizes: you could win up to one billion gold, or great items like Reve Marin, Lucifer's Wings, or even an Angelic Halo! Pretty sweet, right? If you wanna go ahead and give 'em a toss, they'll be in the shop until March 29th, 11:59 PM EST! And, unlike somebody I could mention, I am definitely not pulling the wool over your eyes. I hope you drop by soon to check it out!

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28 Win a gorgeous new MC recolor with Collectible Illusion!Edit

  • Topic Win a gorgeous new MC recolor with Collectible Illusion! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:16 pm

Gaians, the weirdest thing just happened... I was helping Cygnus sweep up the outside of the shop by shouting words of encouragement at him when I noticed something strange in the bushes: this creepy, dark box with glowing runes all over it. Naturally I figured we oughta open it! But Cygnus was more reluctant. He said the box "gave him bad vibes" and that he wouldn't be responsible for any potential consequences if there was an issue. Well, forget that noise! Let's open this sucker up and see what's inside, right? The top lid is kind of heavy -- kind of wish Cygnus was here to lift it, actually -- but I think I can get it... Almost there, and -- yes! Hah! It's open and... WHOA what kind of crazy pants upside down world is this?!

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Do my eyes deceive me? Surely this chest can't be full of beautiful new recolors of popular Monthly Collectibles... It's like a Collectible Illusion! There's so many of them. Oh wow, I gotta think up names for these amazing discoveries. Let's see... Descended Demon, Unsettling Omen, Princess Bamboo -- and there's still tons more! You should definitely check this chest out, guys, it's just filled with some of the coolest stuff! I think I'll keep it on my shelves for a while yet, provided this chest isn't cursed or something like that. I'm pretty sure it's okay. I think it only contains pure awesome. Drop by La Victoire and check it out!

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28 Project Dolled Up: Triple chances to find a Platinum Ticket!Edit

  • Topic Project Dolled Up: Triple chances to find a Platinum Ticket! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:32 pm

Cygnus:Uh. Hey. So, Jet's been taking a nap for the last six hours, so I took this opportunity to slip a few extra Platinum Tickets into Project Dolled Up. Why? 'Cause I'm kind of excited to get to make some custom dolls for Gaians... Y'know. Practice my art a little. Anyway, you've now got triple the chances of finding a Platinum Ticket for the next two hours. And even if you don't win a ticket, you still can win a pretty sweet prize...


With the amazing Project Dolled Up, you could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Melodious Cantata, Luxurious Lucie, or even SDPlus #362 Fallen Star! You could also win the incredible Platinum Ticket. The Platinum Ticket gives a lucky Gaian the chance to create an SDPlus doll of their very own, with a special bonus equip pose! It could be a hairstyle, some enchanting eyes, a fancy belt... Anything, really, so long as it abides by our rules and regulations! Just remember that Project Dolled Up leaves the shop March 28th, 11:59 PM EST, so make sure you check it out before this incredible opportunity disappears. I'm actually kind of looking forward to things for a change... So don't disappoint me. Good luck finding those tickets, guys.

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28 Limited Quantity Item: Sheepy March in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Sheepy March in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:51 pm

Y'know, guys, I've been dreaming of sheep for so long that I just can't resist it anymore! Time to take our fabulous March line and make it a little... woolier. I promise that ewe will love it! Get it? Did you get it? Ah, nevermind. Clearly my jokes are just too complex and brilliant for people to understand. But one thing I'm sure you're going to love even more than my sense of humor is this adorable new recolor! Just take a look:

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Sheepy March is just so fluffy it's almost impossible to resist. It's available now in La Victoire, and will be in the shop until 11:59 PM EST, April 6th, or until it sells out! Be sure to check it out! I'm positive you'll be bleating with joy.

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28 Project Dolled Up leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Project Dolled Up leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:32 pm

Apparently Cygnus has been up to all sorts of shenanigans while I was taking my power nap! Unbelievable. I'm definitely not paying that guy to think... Then again, I guess I'm not paying him at all. And admittedly, his ideas were pretty good. I guess I can't be too mad at him. Dangit! And I was really looking forward to making angry faces at Cygnus all night. Sigh. Oh well. Anyway, I'm just here to remind you that Project Dolled Up leaves La Victoire real soon! Don't forget to pick one up for your chance to win an amazing prize or even the rare, super incredible Platinum Ticket!


With the amazing Project Dolled Up, you could win up to one billion gold or gorgeous items like Melodious Cantata, Luxurious Lucie, or even SDPlus #362 Fallen Star! However, I've also snuck in something extra: the Platinum Ticket. The Platinum Ticket gives a lucky Gaian the chance to create an SDPlus doll of their very own, with a special bonus equip pose! It could be a hairstyle, some enchanting eyes, a fancy belt, a tattoo of me on your face... Anything, really, so long as it abides by our rules and regulations! Project Dolled Up leaves La Victoire on March 28th, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by real soon!

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28 EI Report: The Cocklebur King and the new M's SketchbookEdit

  • Topic EI Report: The Cocklebur King and the new M's Sketchbook - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:09 pm

Friday, Friday, Friday! The most splendiferous day of the week! Why? Because you get a visit from me, of course! Let's see, what happened this week in the wonderful world of science... Well. I got Donny the Intern to clean the microwave, mostly by using some impressive behavioral conditioning. That's a pretty amazing accomplishment! Oh, and I totally synthesized a new gas that smells exactly like popcorn jellybeans! I can think of at least a billion different market applications for that. But, most importantly, it's been another fabulous week from Evolving Item science! The Cocklebur King has another incredible evolution to study, and we've discovered a brand new EI called M's Sketchbook! Let's take a closer look, shall we?

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The Cocklebur King: They lived together for three years, happily, except that the canid could not shake off the god's warning. One night, the maneater had a dream, of chasing prey through the forest. When he woke he found himself digging his teeth into his husband's shoulder, drawing blood. Horrified, he pulled back, and unable to bear the thought of what he had nearly done, had WANTED to do, he fled from the village and into the forest. Surrounded by the trees and the dark, the taste of iron in his teeth, he surrendered his shape and became a wild thing again.

M's Sketchbook: It was just another day. You stop at your usual taxicab stand only to find someone already there. She’s wearing an awful lot of cream and brown, but nothing about her really strikes you. You keep your distance as she speaks rapidly into an earpiece, her finger pointing to an open book in one hand while clasping a key in the other. “What’s wrong with earmuffs?” Her voice retained its disbelief as she continued, “I happen to like earmuffs.” Somehow you feel bad for listening in. Even more so when you peeked over her shoulder to catch a glimpse of said earmuffs. Then again, you didn’t have anything better to do. Plus, she didn’t appear to notice.


Incredible! And what's this? It seems like I've found a preview of some future evolutions from M's Sketchbook... How curious!


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Unfortunately that's all the time we have for this week, but I can already tell we've got some exciting evolutions ahead of us! Be sure to check out these gorgeous EIs in La Victoire when you have the chance, and don't forgot to vote in our Weekly EI Poll. See you next Friday, Gaians!

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28 Rococo's Grand Opening still going strong!Edit

  • Topic Rococo's Grand Opening still going strong! - Posted: [NPC] Kanoko Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:15 pm

Wow guys! My grand opening has been so much fun! But also really busy! I haven't sat down in the past ten hours. Of course Brennivin never let me sit down in his store, even when I had that concussion! I guess I really do owe him a lot. He trained me well! I just wanted to go ahead and thank you all for making my shop launch so special, and to remind everyone of all the incredible products I've got available! If you're a fan of PRlSM's lovely work you really need to stop by my shop and take a peek. Just look at the gorgeous sets she's made just for Rococo!


King of Crowns rules her kingdom with flawless authority and impeccable taste. Who says a king has to be a man? She negotiates with foreign dignitaries as easily and coolly as she wears her tailored suits… and hopefully as easily as she sweeps this table of lightweights.

Ace of Stars Ace of is a lively court magician without much of a poker face. In a ruffled romper and toy crown, they are a perfect picture of eccentric style and overflowing creativity… but can they channel that magical energy into a winning hand? Or will a spell of distraction give them an unfair advantage?

Queen of Flowers prefers to play cards in the comfort of her sprawling garden estate. Are the flowers blooming in her gown and the diamonds sparkling in her tumbling curls a clever distraction? Her laughing hazel eyes won’t say. Will the Queen’s delicate charm win the game?


Not only do we have these amazing new sets from PRlSM, but I also made three bundles featuring her most recognizable and well-loved items here on Gaia. Take a peek!


These bundles are not only filled with wonderful goodies, but each bundle contains a Sainte Ciel 3rd Gen. That means you can open it up to get the beautiful Sainte Ciel: Eros, or even the amazingly versatile Sainte Ciel: Agape with its incredible hair cutting scissors! These bundles are only available until March 31, 9:59 AM EST, so be sure not to let this amazing opportunity to own some of Gaia's history pass you by!

I hope you're as excited to see Rococo up and running as I am. Please visit me in my shop soon!

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28 Catch a great prize with Cutie Catcher!Edit

  • Topic Catch a great prize with Cutie Catcher! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:02 pm

Man! That Rina sure is smart. Did you know she can predict the future? Apparently she's invented this paper-based fortune telling device that can accurately tell you your fortune! Like did you know that I'm going to marry a famous movie star? And become super rich? And also that I'm destined to become even more awesome than I already am now? I love the heck out of this thing. Do you guys wanna try it? Who knows! Maybe playing this Cutie Catcher will win you some gold or an amazing prize, just like these!


With Cutie Catcher you just pick your color and learn your fortune! Not only that, but you also get to choose whether you want a hefty bag of gold -- you could even win up to one billion gold! -- or fabulous items like Bound Warlock or an Angelic Halo! And, of course, you'll discover the many mysteries of your future... What could possibly be better? Be sure to check it out by March 30th, 11:59 PM EST when this amazing piece of complex machinery leaves La Victoire! See you around, Gaians!

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28 Gambino Outfitters Grab Bag is full of awesome recolors!Edit

  • Topic Gambino Outfitters Grab Bag is full of awesome recolors! - Posted: [NPC] Sasha Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:20 pm

Like, oh my god! I have just, like, the most awesome news EVER! Maybe you guys should sit down? 'Cause when I found out that I've gotten my very own totally amazing Gambino Outfitter's Grab Bag I fainted from excitement! And also because I was holding my breath, trying to see how long I could keep it up for, and... Well, anyway! That's not the important part! What IS important is that, like, this super cool Grab Bag is filled with super incredible recolors from my super excellent shop! It's just... super super! Here, see for yourself just how rad it all is:

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Soooo great, am I right? I, like, totally am. As you can totally see, the Gambino Outfitter's Grab Bag is filled with awesome recolors! But that's not all... I'm pretty sure I saw an adorable little kitty sneak her way into some of these bags! You just, like, have to drop by before April 30th when it leaves my shop, or I'm gonna be super sad! And you wouldn't want that, right? Visit me soon!

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28 5% Off GCash Sale Extended 3hrs!Edit

  • Topic 5% Off GCash Sale Extended 3hrs! - Posted: admin Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:42 pm

Hello all!

Hope you're enjoying your Friday! I know I sure am! To spread the cheer, we'll be extending our 5% off GCash sale for 3 hours until 2:59pm EST!

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29 You can still catch a great prize with Cutie Catcher!Edit

  • Topic You can still catch a great prize with Cutie Catcher! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:43 am

More mysteries from the future have been unveiled to me! It appears that I'm not only going to marry a movie star, but this movie star is also going to be a washed up old hack! And that I'm going to lose all my riches in a ponzi scheme! Pretty amazing, right? I'm not sure what a ponzi is -- some sort of Japanese sauce, I wanna say? -- but I'm down for any sort of scheming. This Cutie Catcher is really just the coolest thing ever! I mean, not only does it predict the future, but it also gives out super amazing prizes...


With Cutie Catcher you just pick your color and learn your fortune! Not only that, but you also get to choose whether you want a hefty bag of gold -- you could even win up to one billion gold! -- or fabulous items like Bound Warlock or an Angelic Halo! And, of course, you'll discover the many mysteries of your future... What could possibly be better? Be sure to check it out by March 30th, 11:59 PM EST when this amazing piece of complex machinery leaves La Victoire! See you around, Gaians!

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29 Rookie Love and Comfy Love now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Rookie Love and Comfy Love now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 29, 2014 1:30 pm

Y'know Gaians, if you ask me, true love is kind of a silly notion. I mean, what are the chances that you're just going to randomly encounter your soul mate out on the street? Nonexistent, at best! Unless you're in the movies, where that kind of ridiculousness apparently goes down every other day. Alas, life is not a movie. Or, if it is, it's kind of a lousy one. Anyway, I leave that sappy romantic stuff to my buddy Cygnus -- it just ain't for a cool cat like me. Or, apparently, any of these stylish young ladies!

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I'm guessing Comfy Love and Rookie Love don't really buy into that whole "everyone has a soulmate" business either. Well, at least they can take solace in their fabulous outfits? They're both on sale right now in La Victoire, along with the original Flatline Love and the Flatline Bundle containing all three! Drop by the shop before April 4th, 11:59 PM EST if you'd like to give these outfits a spin!

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29 GCash 8% Off For Next Few Hours!Edit

  • Topic GCash 8% Off For Next Few Hours! - Posted: admin Sat Mar 29, 2014 2:13 pm

Hello Gaians!

Hope you are all enjoying your weekends! To celebrate the weekend, from now until 11:59pm EST, get an extra 8% off Gaia Cash when you pay using a credit card or paypal!


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29 Limited Quantity Item: Little ChingwaEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Little Chingwa - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:05 pm

I found this super cute little ensemble hanging out in a puddle... Kind of weird, am I right? But I took it out, dried it off, and voila! It's fabulous! I'd just watch out for warts -- just in case. But if you're looking for a little froggy fun, then you need look no further than this adorable outfit! Here, take a peek:

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Little Chingwa might be a little shy, but she feels a little bolder with her froggie companion looking over her shoulder! It's available now in La Victoire and will be on sale until April 7th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. Hop on over to the shop and take a look! I promise you'll be croaking with joy!

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29 Limited Quantity Item: Prince and Princess EyesEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Prince and Princess Eyes - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:00 pm

I'm up to my eyeballs in eyes! Normally I would be kind of creeped out, but I don't know. These are, admittedly, some very nice eyes. I mean sure, I feel a little uneasy. Like I'm being stared at all the time, you know? I swear that they follow you when you move... But I could just stare back at them for days! Plus it's really been helping me up my "no blinking" skills in case I ever want to challenge Cygnus to a staring contest -- and he actually agrees. Here, you oughta practice too!

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Or maybe you're more interested in trying on these lovely peepers instead... These beautiful eyes come in two different flavors: normal, and heterochromia! We've got Stoic Princess Eyes, Heterochromia Princess Eyes, Shonen Prince Eyes, and Heterochromia Shonen Prince Eyes. They'll be on sale until April 7th, 11:59 PM EST or until they sell out! Maybe they're just the thing you need to complete your outfit? Drop by La Victoire and we'll find out!

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29 Trickster's Gambit now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Trickster's Gambit now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 29, 2014 5:00 pm

Here, hang on, I've been practicing this magic trick for like the past ten hours or so. Okay, grab a card. Don't show it to me! Now put it back in the deck. Good job! Okay, let me shuffle all the cards here... and voila! Like magic, I've found your card! Was it... the Four of Hearts? No? Okay, no worries. That was just a test. Because it was obviously the QUEEN OF DIAMONDS. What's that? Not that one either? Dangit! You'd think I'd be better at this, given how amazing I am at everything. Well, I guess I've got some practicing to do. But maybe this lovely little magician can help me figure out some new tricks...

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Trickster's Gambit is just as clever as she is stylish! Or perhaps a better word is cunning? Anyway, this fabulous item is available now in La Victoire, where it'll be on sale until April 4th, 11:59 PM EST. Come check it out before it magically disappears!

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29 Cutie Catcher now 20% off!Edit

  • Topic Cutie Catcher now 20% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:41 pm

Okay, this is just starting to get creepy. How does this Cute Catcher thing know so many secrets? All my secrets? Like I decided a little while ago to have a sale on this incredible piece of predictive technology. And it knew. How? How? What sort of demonic puzzlebox is this thing, really? So many mysteries... I don't want to play with it any more, and yet, I feel compelled! It truly has a strange hold over me. Maybe it's just the allure of its amazing prizes...


With Cutie Catcher you just pick your color and learn your fortune! Not only that, but you also get to choose whether you want a hefty bag of gold -- you could even win up to one billion gold! -- or fabulous items like Bound Warlock or an Angelic Halo! And, of course, you'll discover the many mysteries of your future... What could possibly be better? Well, how about an additional 20% off sale on Cutie Catcher bundles until tonight, March 29th, 11:59 PM EST? That would probably do it! Be sure to check it out by March 30th, 11:59 PM EST when this amazing piece of complex machinery leaves La Victoire! See you around, Gaians!

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29 Want to win tons of great gold? Time to Make It Rain!Edit

  • Topic Want to win tons of great gold? Time to Make It Rain! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:51 pm

Man! Some weather we're having today, huh? I've never seen it pour so hard. Is it monsoon season? Does Gaia have a monsoon season? These are the questions that, alas, I don't have answers to. I'm a kitten, not a meteorologist! I don't even know anything about meteors! But if there is one thing I do know, it's that every cloud has a silver lining. Or possibly even... a golden lining?

That's right! With Make It Rain you'll be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!

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29 8% off Gaia Cash Extended Next Few Hours!Edit

  • Topic 8% off Gaia Cash Extended Next Few Hours! - Posted: admin Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:38 pm

Hello Gaians!

I hope your Saturdays were full of magical weekend goodness! But just in case today wasn't magical enough for you, we've decided to extend our 8% off GCash Sale a few hours until tonight, 2:59pm EST!

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30 Polar Ice Sea now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Polar Ice Sea now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:21 pm

Ah! Does anyone else feel that cool breeze? After all this rain I suppose it's bound to happen -- but its kind of refreshing, honestly! Although maybe a little chillier than I would have liked... Brr! Ack, I think I feel the tips of my fur starting to frost over! Time to go back inside. Phew! That's better. Well, if it's a little too cold and windy to enjoy the weather outside, I guess I'll have to create my own arctic fun here in the safely warm confines of my own shop! Let's see... A splash of powder blue and white, and... Voila!

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Polar Ice Sea may give you the cold shoulder at first, but I'm sure you're going to totally warm up to this gorgeous outfit! It's available now in La Victoire, along with the Seafaring Bundle which contains this amazing new recolor plus the lovely original and every other recolor to date! With an offer this tempting, I'm sure I'll sea you at the shop real soon, right? Heh. Just bring a sweater!

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30 Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 10% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:13 pm

It's Sunday, Gaians! Are you guys ready to go back to work or school tomorrow? Hopefully you've had a great weekend and you're well-rested! This is just a little update that we're having a 10% discount on Gaia Cash until March 30th, 11:59 PM EST. We hope you enjoy it!

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30 It's still showering tons of gold with Make It Rain!Edit

  • Topic It's still showering tons of gold with Make It Rain! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:57 pm

Looks like the sky is still overcast -- the perfect weather to Make It Rain! Of course, you'll probably see more than just drops of water. Who knows? You might even encounter a flurry of sparkling coins!

That's right! With Make It Rain you'll be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!

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30 Limited Quantity Items: Shoujo School Girl Eyes!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Items: Shoujo School Girl Eyes! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:48 pm

Did you know that your senpai is at least fifty times more likely to notice you if you have pretty eyes? It's true! I totally saw that statistic in a cartoon Cygnus was watching before he tossed me out of his room! At least I think I heard it. To be honest the subtitles flashed by kind of fast and all I could really hear was "uggguuu~~!!" -- if I had to put the sound into words, I mean. Anyway, I figured I oughta help anyone out there lookin' for some love, and so I've got some brand new eyes sure to beguile any senpai worth his or her salt! Peep them peepers, ladies and gents!

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With these new Shoujo School Girl Eyes and Heterochromia Shoujo School Girl Eyes all you'll need to do is flutter your eyelashes a little and you're sure to win the love of your sweetheart! Go on, give it a try. If their heart doesn't instantly melt I'll eat my hat. Fair warning, though, that I don't actually own a hat. Anyway, they'll be in the shop until April 9th, 11:59pm EST or until they all sell out! Give 'em a try and watch your face acquire that lovely extra sparkle!

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30 Make It Rain now an extra 20% off!Edit

  • Topic Make It Rain now an extra 20% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:56 pm

Aha! Looks like we've got a new weather report coming in... Seems like there's a 20% chance of extra rain! Oh wait... On closer inspection, it appears that it's actually an extra 20% discount on Make It Rain bundles until tonight, 11:59pm EST!


My goodness! That is some fortuitous weather right there. After all, Make It Rain can earn you tons of gold...

That's right! With Make It Rain you'll be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!

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30 Make It Rain now available in 48 pack bundle!Edit

  • Topic Make It Rain now available in 48 pack bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:11 pm

Boy, Gaians! You know what they say: when it rains, it pours! And with these new Make It Rain (48 Pack) in La Victoire it looks like it's going to be drizzling out for a while yet! Get on your warm wooly socks and drink some cocoa as the storm rolls through -- or, if you'd like, pick up a few and see how much gold you might win!

That's right! With Make It Rain you'll be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!

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30 Cutie Catcher now 30% off!Edit

  • Topic Cutie Catcher now 30% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:27 pm

GASP! These Cutie Catchers never cease to amaze! I tried one on Cygnus and he said "go away Jet, I'm busy" which is exactly what the Cutie Catcher told me he would say. Incredible! I've gotta make sure more Gaians can try these super cool little devices out. So I'm offering all bundles of them at an extra 30% discount until they leave the store! Because apparently, that's my lucky number. It's what the Cutie Catcher said! And hopefully you'll be lucky too and win some fabulous prizes:


With Cutie Catcher you just pick your color and learn your fortune! Not only that, but you also get to choose whether you want a hefty bag of gold -- you could even win up to one billion gold! -- or fabulous items like Bound Warlock or an Angelic Halo! And, of course, you'll discover the many mysteries of your future... What could possibly be better? Be sure to check it out by March 30th, 11:59 PM EST when this amazing piece of complex machinery leaves La Victoire! See you around, Gaians!

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30 Cutie Catcher now available in a 32 pack bundle!Edit

  • Topic Cutie Catcher now available in a 32 pack bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:38 pm

Aha! I begged Rina to teach me her secret to witchcraft and fortunetelling, and after forty minutes straight of mewing in her ear she agreed! She gave me a whole stack of paper and showed me how to fold the mysterious Cutie Catcher. So I've made a bunch more! In fact, I think I've got so many I ought to start selling 'em in bigger batches... We've now got some Cutie Catcher (32 Pack) in stock so that oughta be just perfect! Think of all the chances you'll have to score prizes just like these...


With Cutie Catcher you just pick your color and learn your fortune! Not only that, but you also get to choose whether you want a hefty bag of gold -- you could even win up to one billion gold! -- or fabulous items like Bound Warlock or an Angelic Halo! And, of course, you'll discover the many mysteries of your future... What could possibly be better? Be sure to check it out by March 30th, 11:59 PM EST when this amazing piece of complex machinery leaves La Victoire! See you around, Gaians!

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30 Gaia Cash sale extended until 2:59 AM EST!Edit

  • Topic Gaia Cash sale extended until 2:59 AM EST! - Posted: admin Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:45 pm

Great galloping goats, Gaians! It appears that our 10% discount on Gaia Cash has been extended an extra three hours! That means our sale will now end at March 31st, 2:59 AM EST. How exciting! We hope you'll take advantage of this great offer, and that you all have a fabulous evening!

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31 Limited Quantity Item: Camellia's Pride now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Camellia's Pride now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:59 pm

A warrior's pride is nothing to sniff at! But the pride of a princess who also happens to be a warrior? Well, I'm sure you could assume that she would be a royal pain in the butt. Literally! But you have to admit that her outfit would probably be pretty amazing, right? I mean, what else does a princess have to spend money on besides looking good? Her kingdom? An education? Charity? ... Okay, admittedly, those are all very good things to spend her vast wealth on. Assuming that she already DOES all those things, looking fierce, deadly, and beautiful is next on the list! Which is why this next item is so utterly fabulous...

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Because Camellia's Pride exemplifies all three qualities! This isn't one of your dainty cake-baking little princesses -- Camellia clearly eats those for breakfast. If you wanna look royally awesome then you ought to drop by La Victoire and check it out! This item will be in the shop until April 8th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. Just watch out for those daggers! They're even pointier than they look.

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31 Get 12% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 12% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:04 pm

Merry Monday, Gaians! I'm sure you all woke up this morning bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to take on the day! But if not... Well, we've got a little surprise for you that will hopefully make your Monday blues go away. We're having a little sale on Gaia Cash, and you can now pick some up at a 12% discount until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST. Thanks so much, everyone!

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31 Cash Shop Update: Stellar Quasar BundleEdit

  • Topic Cash Shop Update: Stellar Quasar Bundle - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:01 pm

Does anyone else here read "Space Politics Weekly" at all? Cygnus gets it delivered but, frankly, I usually find it a waste of paper. It's so boring! Also, we're highly advanced star beings from outer space. Why are we still printing our news on physical paper? Ugh. But as Cygnus was reading it over breakfast, I happened to glance up from my bowl of SUGAR FROSTED KIBBLE BITS and spy a picture on the front page that caught my eye! Turns out this little prince guy had been kidnapped by enemy forces, but was then rescued by this totally awesome lady from some terrifying dragon! Political intrigue, man. It's crazy! Anyway I stole the paper from Cygnus when he was done and gave it a quick read. Look, I even made a summary for you guys!

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Orionis Warrioress: This futuristic warrior is ready to infiltrate enemy territory and destroy all who stand between her and saving her prince. Includes her two-tone streaked hair, bone headpiece, cuffed gloves, strappy dress, long sheer train, and belted boots.

Seven Zenith Prince: The young prince of a vast empire, new to the throne... but not new to being kidnapped and held for ransom. Includes his horned laurels, dark hair with streaks, his royal scepter, flowing cape, commanding arms, and embellished trousers.

Novae the Quasar Dragon: This massive dragon guards the final cell that keeps only the most important prisoners of war. The Orionis Warrioress has no idea what's in store for her when she's broken through enemy forces... Includes three impressive poses and your own pair of clawed wings.

Available exclusively in the Stellar Quasar Bundle is Gliese 581c! This imposing fortress is the Zenith Empire's home base, where the Prince fondly reminisces in the familiarity of glowing tower buildings, magic-infused technology and weapons, and blue-streaked hair extensions that are all the rage.


Pretty awesome, right? It was such a good article, guys. And now you have the opportunity to dress up like these brave space heroes and that mean, giant dragon! You should definitely drop by La Victoire soon to try on these amazing, sci-fi inspired clothes!

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Attached is a small newspaper clipping, presumably from Space Politics Weekly...

31 Limited Quantity Item: Raquel's Pastel LocksEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Raquel's Pastel Locks - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 2:48 pm

Gaians, we all know that my fur is perfect. No other cat can even come close to having as luxurious or lustrous a coat as I have, obviously. Just look at how it sparkles. Glorious! But, y'know, sometimes I do get a little envious that humans don't have fur -- instead they have hair! Versatile, lovely hair! Short, medium, wavy, curly... You can wear it any which way! Of course, I myself am partial to long, flowing locks. Which is why I'm so excited to introduce this gorgeous new item! If you're looking for beautiful hair perfect for standing majestically on wind-swept peaks, then this new wig is ideal for you.

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Raquel's Pastel Locks come in a variety of lovely colors and make everyone look at least 50% more fabulous! It'll be in the shop until April 9th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. Drop by La Victoire and try it on! Guaranteed to be tangle-free!

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31 Win a pile of treasure with Dragon Hoard!Edit

  • Topic Win a pile of treasure with Dragon Hoard! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:15 pm

Brave adventurer! Are you willing to face the terrifying dragon that lies in wait in La Victoire? He's sitting on a massive collection of gold, so if you want some of that treasure you'll have to best him in combat! But be careful, as he's an awfully fearsome... tiny, adorable little creature. Named Engelbert. Okay, so, maybe he's not that ferocious. And also he might have offered to share his treasure with friendly Gaians. But that's a lot less exciting to talk about! Dangit, Engelbert, why do you have to be such a nice guy? And so generous to boot!

With Dragon Hoard Engelbert the Dragon will give you a cut of his precious treasure just because he's an awesome little dude. 'Course, he kind of portions it out at random -- dragons aren't exactly the best at counting, you know? I heard you could win up to one billion gold, though! He's a rich little fella. Drop by La Victoire before April 2nd, 11:59 PM EST if you'd like to say hey and maybe take home a few coins!

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31 Spicy Doufu Hua now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Spicy Doufu Hua now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:44 pm

Jet: AUGH. OH NO. SOMEONE HAND ME SOME WATER, OR SOME MILK OR -- phew! Thank you, Cygnus!

Cygnus: I just wanted you to stop shouting.

Jet: I can't help it... This new Spicy Doufu Hua is so delicious, but every time I take a bite I feel like my mouth is on fire! But it burns so good, guys. It burns so good. Do you guys think you can handle the heat? 'Cause I'm warning you, this new ensemble is a fiery little number. Just see for yourself!

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Spicy and sassy! Spicy Doufu Hua might look cute but she'll practically set your tongue ablaze, guys. This tasty little number is available until April 6th, 11:59 PM EST so drop by soon and try it on! Make sure you bring a glass of milk or something, though -- just in case.

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31 Make It Rain Bundles now 40% off!Edit

  • Topic Make It Rain Bundles now 40% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:18 pm

It's nearly April, everyone! And you know what April brings, right? April Showers, of course! Good for flowers and grass, not so good for sunshine and tans. But our April Showers here on Gaia are a little more special: they bring gold and great discounts! You can now pick up the Make It Rain bundles at an additional 40% off! That's a downright deluge of awesome! Just think of all the gold you might win...

That's right! With Make It Rain you'll be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!


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31 Dragon's Hoard Bundles now 30% off until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Dragon's Hoard Bundles now 30% off until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:55 pm

Augh! Engelbert continues his assault of being the sweetest little reptile I've ever seen. Do you guys think it's some sort of evil master plan? Like he's pretending to be this nice because he has some sort of ulterior motive? I don't know, man. Dragons are hard to read. But anyway, he's now offered to give away bundles of his precious hoard for 30% off until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST! What a swell guy, right? That means it'll be even easier for you to win some of his treasured gold!

With Dragon Hoard Engelbert the Dragon will give you a cut of his precious treasure just because he's an awesome little dude. 'Course, he kind of portions it out at random -- dragons aren't exactly the best at counting, you know? I heard you could win up to one billion gold, though! He's a rich little fella. Drop by La Victoire before April 2nd, 11:59 PM EST if you'd like to say hey and maybe take home a few coins!


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31 Get April's Advance Chance for 30% off until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get April's Advance Chance for 30% off until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:31 pm

Disastrous news, Gaians! It appears that Mr. Bibbles has gnawed the corners of some of these Advanced Chances... They're still fine, of course! I checked them all and their seal is still perfect. They're just slightly nibbled, is all. Unfortunately I wouldn't feel right charging full price for boxes covered in cat saliva, and so I'm discounting April's Advance Chance by 30% until March 31, 11:59 PM EST.

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the April Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


Of course I'm absolutely seeing red over Mr. Bibbles' foolish impertinence, but every time I glance into those glass green eyes of his I simply can't bring myself to be all that upset. Especially since I'm so excited about this month's CI! You remember all of its amazing, special qualities, right? It appears that some old items that have gone below a certain value have been removed to make way for other items, giving you a higher chance to receive new items! I also only see one Advance Chance box—I guess we're only having one Chance Item this month! And I must say, some of these boxes are rattling a little more loudly than others. My guess is that this month's Chance Item offers double prizes for getting to the victory stage! That means you'll receive two items for every victory instead of just one. Again, sorry about the corners of the boxes being slightly mauled. I promise they're still just as good as every other Advance Chance out there! Please drop by La Victoire if you're interested in picking a few up.


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31 Make It Rain now available in an 100 pack bundle!Edit

  • Topic Make It Rain now available in an 100 pack bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:22 pm

It's raining incredible discounts, Gaians! And also actual rain. But I'm way less interested in that, honestly -- I hate being wet! Great deals, however, I don't mind nearly as much. And our new Make It Rain (100 Pack) is one heck of an amazing bargain!

With Make It Rain you'll be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!

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31 Make It Rain leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Make It Rain leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:30 pm

Hmm... Looks like the skies are starting to clear up a little! Are those actual rays of sunshine I spy in the distance? Gasp! I thought I'd never see them again! Time to go from my "sleepy rain time" nap mode to my "warm ray of sunshine to sleep in" nap mode! Although not yet -- looks like there are still a few more showers to come! But with the rain slowly dissipating, it seems like Make It Rain will be leaving La Victoire soon. Don't forget to pick up a few to win some gold!

That's right! With Make It Rain you'll be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until March 31st, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!

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AprilEdit

01 Hi Gaia, hi! Happy foolish day and birthday to me!Edit

  • Topic Hi Gaia, hi! Happy foolish day and birthday to me! - Posted: [NPC] President Diedrich Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:09 pm

Hi Gaia, hi!

Did you know that it is April Fools Day and that it is also my birthday? OH YAY FOR ME BEING BORN! I am so excited about being born. I make the world much happier and greener! Did you know that the animals are plotting to take over Gaia? I DIGRESS!

I am having a little party in my special forum today to celebrate myself and foolishness. Not that I am foolish - I am a very serious president. Very serious. But I like cake! CAKE! @presdiedrich

Come join us for fun and maybe cake and maybe some foolishness. Maybe. I guarantee nothing!

- OK CLICK THIS NOW! GO TO THE PARTY! YAY!

01 Dragon Hoard Bundles now 30% off until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Dragon Hoard Bundles now 30% off until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:01 pm

Did you know that today is a very special day? It is. It is the most special of days. I have spoken with Engelbert the Dragon -- did you know he is an actual dragon, and not just a pretend one like the lizards outside the shop? -- and he has offered to share some of his hoard at a discounted rate! That means you can pick up this amazing item for 30% off until 11:59 PM EST.

With Dragon Hoard Engelbert the Dragon will give you a cut of his precious treasure just because he's an awesome little dude. 'Course, he kind of portions it out at random -- dragons aren't exactly the best at counting, you know? I heard you could win up to one billion gold, though! He's a rich little fella. Drop by La Victoire before April 2nd, 11:59 PM EST if you'd like to say hey and maybe take home a few coins! Okay bye. Bye now. Bye bye.

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Did you know? For today only, you'll receive free shipping on all digital goods purchased from Gaia Online!

01 The Frozen Ringmaster now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic The Frozen Ringmaster now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:26 pm

Isn't the circus the best? Did you know that I love the circus? I love all sorts of things, but I like circuses quite a lot. They have so many rings! Three rings! That is so many rings, Gaians. Did you know that there was once a ten ring circus? It is true. But it closed down. Because I commandeered a cannon. And also maybe other reasons, but probably mostly that. BUT I DIGRESS. Look! We have a super neato thing!

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The Frozen Ringmaster probably has a very cold circus. Maybe he has performing penguins. Wouldn't that be nice? It would be a very special place. But did you know that there are even more Ringmasters out there? There is an entire Monsieur Loyal Collection with a whole bunch of incredible recolors. It is great -- maybe even possibly the most great. They will only be in the shop until April 7th, 11:59 PM EST, so you must drop by before the circus leaves town. You must. It's an order.

Okay thank you for listening! Thank you! I love you! Bye!

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01 Dragon Hoard now available in a 48 pack!Edit

  • Topic Dragon Hoard now available in a 48 pack! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:29 pm

Did you know that a dragon's lucky number is 48? It's true! And so I have now created the incredible Dragon Hoard (48 Pack) in order to appease Engelbert and keep him from eating me! How terrifying. I'm very excited. Especially since we're still having a 30% discount on all our Dragon Hoard bundles! Did you know dragons love cheap things? They do. Provided it isn't cheap food. They only dine on the finest foods. Like me.

With Dragon Hoard Engelbert the Dragon will give you a cut of his precious treasure just because he's an awesome little dude. 'Course, he kind of portions it out at random -- dragons aren't exactly the best at counting, you know? I heard you could win up to one billion gold, though! He's a rich little fella. Drop by La Victoire before April 2nd, 11:59 PM EST if you'd like to say hey and maybe take home a few coins!

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01 Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 2:59 AM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 2:59 AM EST! - Posted: admin Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:36 pm

Happy April Fools Day, Gaians! I promise I'm not here to offer you a trick, but instead a marvelous treat! Gaia Cash will now be discounted 5% until April 2nd, 2:59 AM EST! Not even a potential animal takeover and an influx of crazy Diedrichs could stop this from being a great deal! Enjoy, everyone!

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01 Medical Angel Nyanko now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Medical Angel Nyanko now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:37 pm

Did you know that cats make the best nurses? It's true. They secrete a special venom from spurs located on their hind legs that help promote healing and wellness! It also burns! Horribly! But that is okay if it helps you feel less sick. Because I, Jetrich, care for you deeply. I only want what is best for you. The very best. Which is why I stole this from Club Verge. It is a nurse who is also a cat.

Let the healing begin.

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Medical Angel Nyanko is so nice. The very nicest. Not only is she the most fashionable ever of all the cat nurses, but she is also extremely deadly with that needle! You should watch out. Haha! Just kidding. She would never hurt you. Publicly. You can find her fancy ensemble right here in La Victoire, where everything is normal and wonderful and there is no need for you to be afraid.

Okay I have to go now. Okay bye. Bye bye.

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01 Dragon Hoard now available in an 100 pack bundle!Edit

  • Topic Dragon Hoard now available in an 100 pack bundle! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:57 pm

One hundred of a thing is a very large amount! Did you know that? It is more than ninety-nine of something, according to all sorts of very smart math people. It is also a very good deal! Oh my goodness! Yes, it is true. I would never lie. Which is why we are now offering Dragon Hoard in a 100 pack bundle! I could melt with excitement. I already have a little.

With Dragon Hoard Engelbert the Dragon will give you a cut of his precious treasure just because he's an awesome little dude. 'Course, he kind of portions it out at random -- dragons aren't exactly the best at counting, you know? I heard you could win up to one billion gold, though! He's a rich little fella. Drop by La Victoire before April 2nd, 11:59 PM EST if you'd like to say hey and maybe take home a few coins!

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01 fLyNN'S PLUndER hAS beEn UPdaTEd...Edit

  • Topic fLyNN'S PLUndER hAS beEn UPdaTEd... - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:16 pm

heLLo. i aM flynN i AM a normAl piRAte. eVerYthING is norMAL. LooK aT My PLundER It hAs beEN UPdaTeD. ThE itEMS aRE veRy PREcious. VISIT IT FOR NORMAL REASONS.

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01 Cutie Catcher back in La Victoire with bundles 30% off!Edit

  • Topic Cutie Catcher back in La Victoire with bundles 30% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:09 pm

Cutie Catchers are filled with jelly beans and peanut butter! Did you know that is how they predict the future? It is true. I know it is a fact because I just told you. And I only speak truths, Gaians. Profound, beautiful truths. But Cutie Catchers are not only filled with delicious treats, they are also brimming with amazing prizes! Look, see, there's even a nice picture...


With Cutie Catcher you just pick your color and learn your fortune! Not only that, but you also get to choose whether you want a hefty bag of gold -- you could even win up to one billion gold! -- or fabulous items like Bound Warlock or an Angelic Halo! And, of course, you'll discover the many mysteries of your future... Oh, and because today is such a special day, all bundles of Cutie Catcher will be sold at a 30% discount. That's almost as wonderful as a cake! Almost. Cutie Catcher leaves the shop April 2nd, 11:59 PM EST, so pick one up soon and have the mysteries of the universe revealed to you!

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01 New recolors in Dernier Cri!Edit

  • Topic New recolors in Dernier Cri! - Posted: [NPC] Loyal Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:17 pm

My goodness. Today is quite an exciting day, isn't it? It seems like many of my fellow shopkeepers look a little... Different. I'm quite amused, personally. And apparently immune to whatever sort of terrible disease, or black magic, or bizarre curse that it appears Diedrich is spreading. Bully for me, I suppose. Although I guess it would have been an exciting diversion... But nevermind, while my colleagues are clearly feeling a little "ill" I've taken the time to be as productive as possible. I spoke with Brennivin—sort of—and he agreed to host a few more of my items while my shop is getting off the ground. Would you care to take a peek?

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Lovely, aren't they? Here's a list of all the new items:

• Red Bunny Ears
• White Bunny Ears
• Green Bunny Ears
• Navy Devil Tail
• Pink Devil Tail
• White Devil Tail
• D Tail


The White Devil Tail and the D Tail are a little exceptional in their own right. The magic used to create them is somewhat unstable—they will only be available until April 8, 11:59 PM EST. Fascinating, isn't it? Be sure to check them all out in Dernier Cri. Just... be careful around Brennivin until he feels better. I think he bites now.

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02 Limited Quantity Item: Absolute Maiden in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Absolute Maiden in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:13 am

My goodness, Gaians. This next item we have is practically divine! I hope you're all strapped in, folks, because I think just merely laying eyes on this set might be enough to give you wings! Of excitement! It works somehow -- just trust me on this. Anyway, enough of my silly yammering. Let's get to the fun part and actually take a look, shall we?

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Absolute Maiden is the living embodiment of beautiful purity! With her elegant wings and ivory ensemble, she'll no doubt wing her way straight into your heart. This gorgeous item is available now in La Victoire, but something this spectacular is only available in limited quantities! So Absolute Maiden will be in the shop until April 11th, 11:59 PM EST or until she sells out. Be sure to drop by the shop to try on this amazing item!

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02 Bloodstained Cook now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Bloodstained Cook now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:46 pm

Y'know, the world of cookery is a bloody arena unless you're careful. I mean there are burning stove tops, broiling ovens, superheated metal pots filled with boiling water -- and let's not even talk about the shop, pointy implements! All those knives creep me out, guys. I just know I'm gonna get stuck on the wrong end of one. Particularly if Cygnus is cooking! That guy has a lot of anger I think he needs to work out. Anyway, I guess what I'm getting at is being a chef is kind of a dangerous task unless you know what you're doing. Lucky for you, these guys are master gourmets!

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Ignore the stains on their aprons, I've been informed that it's just ketchup. Although I gotta say, the Bloodstained Cook doesn't make me feel particularly safe... Well, he and his cooking chums can be found right here in La Victoire, where you can even pick up the Cutthroat Bundle to nab the entire collection! They'll be in the shop until April 8th, 11:59 PM EST so drop by soon if you've got a real appetite for destruction -- and fashion!

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02 Let's Party now in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Let's Party now in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:01 pm

Recently, Cygnus managed to get his hands on an origami book and he's become absolutely obsessed with folding these little paper boxes on patterned pieces of paper. I thought it was kind of funny at first, but NOW I'M FINDING THEM EVERYWHERE. Really, Cygnus? Really? Sigh. What am I supposed to do with you? I'd like to not have to crawl over Mount Boxmore just to get to my favorite spot, so I wonder if I can convince him to give some up...

Here's an update guys. I've managed to convince Cygnus that the billions of boxes that he folded need new homes because they have feelings and a basic urge for companionship! Genius, right? When he heard that, the poor guy started panicking and stuffing the boxes with items like Orifiel's Wings, A Little Night Party, and up to 500 million gold as a sort of... gift for their new owners I suppose? Where is all of this coming from, Cygnus?!


For some reason, he's also been continually muttering "Let's Party" under his breath... I think I may have broken him for good this time. Come to think of it, that's not a bad name for this little box of goodies! If you want a nifty box that was folded with TLC by Cygnus' own hands, be sure to drop by La Victoire before April 3rd 11:59pm EST and pick one up!

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02 His Anguish now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic His Anguish now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:46 pm

Have you been searching for the ideal outfit to look tortured in? Brooding yet fabulous? Stoically displeased but still perfectly coiffed? Never fear, Gaians! I've put together an amazing ensemble that will let you look your best while feeling your absolute worst! Of course, I was feeling a little more colorful than usual... Well, anyway, let's take a peek!

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In his gorgeous shades of burgundy and gold, this mysterious man hopes you will notice His Anguish. It's available now in La Victoire, along with the His Darkness Bundle featuring the original and all previous recolors! What a bargain, eh? It might even be enough to make you smile -- if you ever wanted to. Which, obviously, you don't. They'll be in the shop until April 8th, 11:59 PM EST so drop by soon!

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02 Flynn's Plunder updated with Evolving Items!Edit

  • Topic Flynn's Plunder updated with Evolving Items! - Posted: [NPC] Flynn Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:59 pm

Ahoy, Gaians! Flynn checking back with another awesome haul as usual! This time, I intercepted a ship that was carrying the motherload of old Evolving Items and their recolors! I think I found a few dark brown hairs on some of the loot, multiple khaki collared shirts, and a pair of tacky sunglasses, but ehhh... I'm sure their previous owner won't miss them too much.

While loading these beauties onto my ship, I noted a Sainte Ciel: Agape, Rosamund's Rage, Lamenting Lucie, and Runcible Spoon Renewal just to name a few! If I may say so, I think I've really outdone myself this time. These items can be yours if you head on over and start bidding! Until next time, space cowboys!

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02 Cutie Catcher Leaving Tonight!Edit

  • Topic Cutie Catcher Leaving Tonight! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:08 pm

Dear Cutie Catcher... what should I eat for dinner? What? I should eat any and all food labeled as "Property of Cygnus. DO NOT EAT, JET. I KNOW IT'S YOU"? Well, you certainly know what's best for me, Cutie Catcher. I always say that the best tasting food is the food that doesn't belong to me! Hey... maybe you would also know what items Gaians would enjoy! Let's ask it, shall we?


Wowza! It says that you have a chance to win a Bound Warlock, Angelic Halo, and up to one billion gold amongst other shiny items!? Now that's pretty amazing. Not quite as amazing as me, but you're pretty close! Be sure to check it out at a cool 30% off before it leaves the shop tonight at April 2, 11:59pm EST!

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02 Cafe Rosa Now In La VictoireEdit

  • Topic Cafe Rosa Now In La Victoire - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:04 pm

Oh my goodness, you guys. I was on my way home when I took a wrong turn and somehow stumbled into Cafe Rosa, the cutest pink and cream cafe that I've ever seen. And trust me, I've seen a lot of pink and cream cafes in all of my various nine lives. This one truly tops them all! Like whipped cream! Get it? Because the cafe is pink and cream colored? Ba dum tss! Aaaanyway... the soft color palette that they chose, the laid back atmosphere of the place... a cool cat like me could really get used to a life filled with pastel colors.

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Luckily, with the latest breakthroughs in Kitten Star technology, you too can experience your own super kawaii and adorable Cafe Rosa! You'd better act fast though, since they'll be in the shop until April 8th, 11:59pm EST! Mmm... now excuse me while I take a well-earned cat nap in this perfect patch of sunshine.

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03 Looks like we have a winner - New animal base picked!Edit

  • Topic Looks like we have a winner - New animal base picked! - Posted: [NPC] Mr Wibbles Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:07 am

Oh my goodness Gaians - exciting news!

Hi! It's me, Mr. Wibbles, and I have some super exciting news for all you animals or just animal lovers!

Remember our recent All Your Animal Base item with the fabulous prize - you know, one lucky winner would win the chance to choose a brand new animal base? Well, we are happy to announce that we have finally managed to track down our winner - it took some doing! Normally we are better at following animal tracks, but this creature was wily and elusive!

Anyway, put your paws together and give a big round of appaws for... Pusheh! And thanks to Pusheh, you'll soon see the addition of the...Floppy-Eared Puppy animal base. Not sure when these will roll out, but we are super excited that more animals will be here to help take over Gaia... erm, I mean, that more animals will be here to have fun on Gaia. Yes, that's it..nothing about taking over Gaia...nooooo...*cough*

Congrats to Pusheh once again!

03 Let's Party now available in a 64 pack!Edit

  • Topic Let's Party now available in a 64 pack! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:18 am

Yeah... this "Mount Boxmore" thing has reeeeally gotten out of hands, guys. The funny thing is, I can't even remember when Cygnus found all the time to fold each and every one of these Let's Party boxes by hand. It's like the guy just breathes and more boxes appear! When he blinks, even more boxes appear! I sure wish I had the ability to breathe and create more cat treats. Come on, evolution. Be a pal, would ya?


Anyway, since I'd like to be able to walk around the shop without having to climb over a massive pile of Cygnus' homemade boxes, I have created a Let's Party Bundle (64 Pack) so you can buy them in groups of 64, my fourteenth favorite number! Fascinating, huh? This is a super awesome deal and gives you the opportunity to get your paws (or hands, I suppose) on great items like Orifiel's Wings, A Little Night Party, or up to 500 million gold! This awesome bundle leaves on April 3rd, 11:59pm EST, so don't miss out!

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03 Limited Quantity Item: Wayward Son by Hi-Potion!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Wayward Son by Hi-Potion! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:14 am

Jet: AAHH. GAIANS. I'M SO EXCITED. I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING. TODAY IS A GREAT DAY, AND -- hmph!

Cygnus: Sorry, guys. Jet's been screaming at the top of his lungs all day and I just couldn't take it anymore. Jet, I'll take my hand off your mouth if you promise to stop yelling for at least fifteen minutes.

Jet: I accept your harsh and unreasonable terms, you tyrant. Now go away! I've got big news that really really ought to be shouted but apparently I'm not allowed. Cruel! Anyway, you're probably wondering what I'm flipping out about. Well, it seems like the first of our Project Couture sets has finally arrived! Remember, these are gorgeous new items designed by lucky Gaians who managed to secure a Golden Ticket! And boy, this set is just incredible! Let's take a look, shall we?

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A huge, thunderous round of applause to Hi-Potion for designing this amazing item! Wayward Son looks so dang cool that it's practically supernatural! It'll be in the shop until April 16th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out! Once again, a big thank you to the talented Hi-Potion for coming up with this fabulous new set! I can't wait to see the other items the winners have designed!

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03 Project NPC Apprentice: Win gold, items, or a special ticketEdit

  • Topic Project NPC Apprentice: Win gold, items, or a special ticket - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:53 pm

Jet: Ah, the glorious life of a shopkeeper! There's a lot more to it than one would think, you know. It's not all just shelving inventory or keeping the store tidy. You've got to have charisma! Lots of product knowledge! Thumbs! (But only if you want to work the register -- which is why I make Cygnus do it.) But you get a lot of perks in exchange for all your hard work. For example, did you know that every shopkeeper on Gaia is guaranteed at least five hours of naptime during store hours?

Cygnus: I think only you and Rufus managed to successfully negotiate that term...

Jet: Or two free bags of kitty kibble a week?

Cygnus: What? I don't even get a free lunch.

Jet: Plus we get to try on lots of cool clothes!

Cygnus: The last time I tried on a new scarf you hissed at me until I took it off.

Jet: And, best of all, we get to chat with all the amazing Gaians out there!

Cygnus: Ugh. Forget it. I'm taking a half day.

Jet: ... See? That's the problem, though. It's so hard to find good help these days! They're either too petulant, sulky, or grumpy to actually do any real work. I know a lot of the other Gaian shopkeepers feel the same way, too. Which is why we've decided to band together and offer the rare opportunity to apprentice at one of our shops! I had some leftover bags from Project Couture, so I chucked in some gold, valuable items, and new tickets and -- voila! Awesomeness ensues!

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With Project NPC Apprentice you could win up to 1 billion gold or amazing items like Azrael's Wings, Kanoko's Nightmares, or even an Angelic Halo. But that's not even the best part! I've also tucked away a few rare Emerald Tickets. These tickets are super, duper special -- redeeming a ticket allows you to become an apprentice in the store of your choice for a month! You'll get special art provided by a talented Gaian artist, a cool new achievement, and one billion gold as a gift for helping out! Don't worry, we promise not to work you too hard. Just make sure you visit the Project NPC Apprentice forums to read all the rules, regulations, and the FAQ! So, anyone out there interested in padding their resume a little? Drop by La Victoire and check out Project NPC Apprentice! It'll be in the shop until April 5th, 11:59 PM EST. I can't wait to see who wins!

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03 Raspberry Ribbon Candy now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Raspberry Ribbon Candy now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:58 pm

Hey guys. Sorry if I lack some of my usual obnoxious enthusiasm today. It's just that... I just came back from the dentist, and he told me I needed to lay off the candy, otherwise my teeth will likely develop sentience and actually rebel against me. Ugh! It's just the worst. Who would have thought that eating a bajillion Candy Hearts would ruin me like this? I'm so bummed. Especially since we just got in a shipment of this shockingly sweet and adorable new recolor that I'm practically dying to sink my teeth into...

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Raspberry Ribbon Candy looks practically good enough to eat. Which is why it's killing me that I can't! But at least you well-brushed Gaians out there can enjoy it, right? It's available now in La Victoire, along with the Tasty Candy Bundle which includes the original Ribbon Candy, Strawberry Ribbon Candy, and this delicious new recolor! They'll be in the shop until April 10th, 11:59 PM EST. Hopefully I'll be able to actually eat sweets by then. I'm worried that abstaining from snacking on treats will literally kill me!

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03 Let's Party now 30% off!Edit

  • Topic Let's Party now 30% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:13 pm

Augh! Mount Boxmore continues to grow ever taller and more perilous! I nearly tumbled off its peak earlier today when I was trying to fetch the milk from the fridge. It almost seems to be spreading through the shop, like some sort of papery plague. I'm starting to worry about Cygnus at this point. What's with this weird, obsessive behavior? Maybe there's something else going on in that empty noggin of his. But look, I'm getting desperate. Please, for the love of CHEESE, help me get rid of some of these party boxes! I'll even offer bundles of them to you at a great additional 30% discount until they leave the shop!


With Let's Party you could win some amazing favors! It might be gorgeous items like Orifiel's Wings or A Little Night Party, or even up to 500 million gold! Sounds like a bash I'd want to atttend -- if I survive this overflow of boxes. My goal is to be rid of 'em all by April 3rd, 11:59 PM EST. Help me, Gaians! You're my only hope!

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03 Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 2:59 AM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 2:59 AM EST! - Posted: admin Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:21 pm

Hello, Gaians! Is everyone having a thrilling Thursday? Well, here's something that ought to hopefully excite you! We're going to be having a little sale on Gaia Cash. You can now pick up your Gaia Cash at a 5% discount until April 4th, 2:59 AM EST! With all the fabulous items we have available right now in the shop there's really never been a better time to go browsing! We hope you enjoy the offer, everyone, and have a great evening!

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03 Win a gorgeous recolored Checkmate set with Checkmate Remix!Edit

  • Topic Win a gorgeous recolored Checkmate set with Checkmate Remix! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:04 pm

Life is full of eternal struggles. Good versus evil. Light versus dark. Man versus food. Big, heavy battles! But you wanna know what fascinates me the most? Checkmate. I mean, it's incredible! And I don't even like chess. But something about awesome warriors in fancy get up beating on one another with lances and shields and swords is just so... Epic! But, y'know, chess is a funny thing. Pieces get captured, black becomes white, up becomes down, blue becomes gold -- all sorts of craziness! Which is why this new Checkmate Remix is so darn cool. It takes everything you thought you knew about the Checkmate universe and turns it completely on its head! See for yourself if you don't believe me:

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What is going on here? Everything is the wrong color! Or is it the right color? I'm so confused! And yet, I am also intrigued. Who should I be rooting for in this strange new universe? Nothing makes sense anymore! Checkmate Remix is on our shelves now, so drop by for a quick game to see if anything catches your eye!

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03 Let's Party leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Let's Party leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:40 pm

Gaians, I just can't take this anymore. I am seriously, SERIOUSLY, all partied out. Please, just... Just let it be over. Take your kazoos, take your noisemakas, take your silly little hats -- but most of all, take these party favors! I think Cygnus finally finished his folding frenzy, but I still feel like I'm swimming in a sea of wee origami boxes. They're cute, but the paper cuts are starting to sting a little. Besides, who knows what you might find inside one of these cute little guys? It could even be great prizes like these!


With Let's Party you could win some amazing favors! It might be gorgeous items like Orifiel's Wings or A Little Night Party, or even up to 500 million gold! Just remember that this party -- thankfully -- ends April 3rd, 11:59 PM EST. These little boxes of fun are currently being sold at a 30% discount, so there's never been a better time to stop by and check 'em out! Just don't show them to Cygnus. I'm afraid it'll just inspire him to make more...

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03 The Circus Has Arrived: Introducing Loyal's Bazaar!Edit

  • Topic The Circus Has Arrived: Introducing Loyal's Bazaar! - Posted: [NPC] Loyal Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:25 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, Gaians from all walks of life! Come one, come all, and attend my words well! After all, I know everyone has been waiting with bated breath for this very moment... And who am I to disoblige my lovely Gaian audience?

You all know me as Monsieur Loyal, ringmaster extraordinaire and living conduit of whimsical fantasy. Permit me my interruption, my friends, but I just wanted to let you know that Loyal's Bazaar, my incredible new shop, has finally flung open its doors to Gaia's populace! Well—to those who meet my requirements, that is. What marvelous wonders can be discovered behind its canvas walls? How about a little peek...

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C'est incroyable, non? These exotic delights and so much more await you at my Bazaar, if you're lucky enough to have earned your ticket! But that's not all: I've also set up a guild for shop members! Feel free to post in there, make friends, and let me know what items you think might make good additions to my shop. I'll be having random contests as well, so keep an eye out for those! Make sure to check your private messages—if you're eligible to access the Bazaar and guild, you'll get a special invite from me!

If you are currently ineligible to access the Bazaar, don't fret! Becoming a member is as easy as turning invisible—perhaps even easier! Check out the Loyal's Bazaar landing page to see details on what you'll need to do to become a member!

Alas, it's time for the curtain to fall. That's all for now, but I'm sure you'll be hearing more from me in the not so distant future. Until next time, Gaians...

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04 Limited Quantity Item: Boardroom Beast in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Boardroom Beast in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:34 am

Y'know, being cute isn't all it's cracked up to be. Oh, who am I kidding? It totally is. But there are some animals out there looking for something more fulfilling -- or so I've heard! They pursue poetry, the culinary arts, exploration... All sorts of crazy stuff! And then there are those particular "Type A" animals who only feel at home in the urban jungle. You know the ones. Tie perfectly clipped on, shirt neatly ironed, mouth perpetually open to berate the poor beleaguered coffee boy. Man! They're scary. I'd probably rather face a lion, honestly, than one of these guys:

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The Boardroom Beast might be diminutive in stature, but he more than makes up for it with cunning and an aptitude for making scary faces. He's the kind of guy you hate to love, the one who grudgingly earns your respect after saving the company, but you still tend to take the stairs if you see him in the elevator. I'll be darned if he doesn't look awful snazzy in his corporate togs, though. Pick one up now in La Victoire before April 13th, 11:59 PM EST or before they sell out! Otherwise he might get even angrier.

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03 Little Mandate now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Little Mandate now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:06 am

Stop! In the name of all things cute, I command you to halt! Don't make me whap you with my billy club. Well, okay, it's actually not mine... It belongs to our newest recolor! But she let me borrow it, provided I don't do anything bad. Okay, maybe she didn't let me. I may have, um... Apprehended it through more unusual means. I might have stolen it. But I'll give it back! Eventually! I just wanted to look cute and intimidating at the same time for once. Admit it: you totally respected my authority for a moment there. I guess I oughta give it back. I'm not sure this adorable little gal appreciates me taking her stuff...

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Thankfully Little Mandate let me off with a slap on the wrist, provided I don't take any of her belongings again. Too bad she didn't notice me totally stealing her swanky pink hat earlier. Hah! Anyway, her dapper little ensemble will be available in La Victoire until April 10th, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out! Otherwise she might have to take you into custody.

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04 Make It Rain back in La Victoire, bundles at a 30% discount!Edit

  • Topic Make It Rain back in La Victoire, bundles at a 30% discount! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:20 pm

Uh oh, everyone. Did you guys hear that distant rumble? Looks like there's a storm a-brewin'! Judging by the clouds I'm guessing it's going to be a real doozy, too! What's that? You're saying it's a beautiful day with a bright blue sky, plenty of sunshine, and wee little birds whistling tunes at one another? Well, yeah! Of course! But I'm not talking about that weather -- I'm talking about the upcoming monsoon of treasure from Make It Rain, with bundles being offered at a whopping 30% discount!


That's right! With Make It Rain you'll be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until April 4th, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!

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04 Win a gorgeous hairstyle by PRlSM with Boite a Perruque!Edit

  • Topic Win a gorgeous hairstyle by PRlSM with Boite a Perruque! - Posted: [NPC] Kanoko Fri Apr 04, 2014 2:00 pm

Wow, everyone! Just like some sort of amazing, talented lightning, the lovely PRlSM has managed to strike again! This time she's created an exciting chest full of stunning hairstyles that are sure to add polish and refinement to any outfit! But it does look particularly enticing when paired with other PRlSM items, like the ones from my shop! Would you like to see?

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So pretty, right? Even Brennivin looked proud when I showed him! These gorgeous hairs will be in Rococo for a while yet, so please drop by soon if you'd like to check out all of my wares! On a side note, do you think I could pull off those cute buns on the side of my head? In bright blue? Hmm... Just something to consider! That PRlSM sure makes a girl think.

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04 Project NPC Apprentice: Emerald Tickets are still out there!Edit

  • Topic Project NPC Apprentice: Emerald Tickets are still out there! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:32 pm

Guess what, Gaians? We've still got some open apprentice positions available for lucky Gaians! Are you interested in trying to apply? Well then, you oughta try out Project NPC Apprentice! Even if you don't manage to win an Emerald Ticket you're still guaranteed a great prize. It could be a bunch of gold, or even awesome rewards like these!


With Project NPC Apprentice you could win up to 1 billion gold or amazing items like Azrael's Wings, Kanoko's Nightmares, or even an Angelic Halo. But that's not even the best part! I've also tucked away a few rare Emerald Tickets. These tickets are super, duper special -- redeeming a ticket allows you to become an apprentice in the store of your choice for a month! You'll get special art provided by a talented Gaian artist, a cool new achievement, and one billion gold as a gift for helping out! Don't worry, we promise not to work you too hard. Just make sure you visit the Project NPC Apprentice forums to read all the rules, regulations, and the FAQ! So, anyone out there interested in padding their resume a little? Drop by La Victoire and check out Project NPC Apprentice! It'll be in the shop until April 5th, 11:59 PM EST. I can't wait to see who wins!

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04 EI Report: The Cocklebur King and M's SketchbookEdit

  • Topic EI Report: The Cocklebur King and M's Sketchbook - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:17 pm

Good Friday, science lovers! Alas, this was a slower week than usual for academic progress. I'm afraid I accidentally released a potent, gaseous sleep drug into our air vents. Normally it's used to help sedate some of the more... troublesome experiments we have lurking in the dark halls of the Evolving Item Labs, but somebody -- I won't say who, but it rhymes with "Bonny" and starts with a D -- switched my vials! I'm still trying to find my Magic Productivity Serum, by the way. Hmph. Well, even if I didn't get as much work done as I might have liked, our Evolving Items are still as incredibly engaging as ever! We have amazing evolutions from The Cocklebur King and M's Sketchbook, so let's take a look!

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The Cocklebur King: Harte was terrified, but he still chased his husband into the forest. He tracked him even when the canid's human form faded, and the only signs were cracked twigs and claw marks. The man soon realized he was not likely to find his lover, and even if he did, the man he loved was now a fearsome creature without remorse, and might devour him more quickly than he remembered him.

So he bowed his head and begged the god of the wilds for help. He begged her to bring his husband back to him.

M's Sketchbook: “No, no. I’m keeping the glasses.” Leaning to see the sketches of what she’s talking about, you can faintly hear the muffled static of the person on the other end, although the conversation remained one-sided. “They are staying. That’s final, I won’t take them out. Yeah, the sweater’s cute, isn’t it? Haha, I have a huge thing for oversized sweaters.” Raising your brow at that statement, you smirk at the sweater she wore. It's so big it completely dwarfs her already petite size, the sleeves covering well beyond her own arms. “’Heh.” At your laugh, she turns her head, a look of suspicion on her face. “Dude, there’s some creeper behind me. No, I don’t know when they sneaked up. Ewh. I don’t know, they’re laughing to themself.” Not so subtly, she moves a few inches away from you. Ouch, that actually hurt...


Unfortunately that's all the time we have for this week, but I can already tell we've got some exciting evolutions ahead of us! Be sure to check out these gorgeous EIs in La Victoire when you have the chance, and don't forgot to vote in our Weekly EI Poll. See you next Friday, Gaians!

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05 Think it's your lucky day? Score some gold with Lucky Spin!Edit

  • Topic Think it's your lucky day? Score some gold with Lucky Spin! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:35 pm

Whoa guys. I'm feelin' a little dizzy right now, you know? I've been watching this roulette wheel spinning all day and I think it's starting to make me a little nauseous. But it's just so hypnotizing! I can't stop! I'm enthralled by watching that tiny little ball bounce around, all the red and black squares, anguish of defeat, the thrill of winning -- I can see why people get into these things! If nothing else I bet it'd be great for making your friends think they're chickens. Admittedly I already tried it on Cygnus and it didn't really work, but I'm never one to be deterred by a few small failures! Anyway, long story short: roulette is pretty awesome. Would anyone else like to give it a try? You're sure to win tons of great gold if you do!

With Lucky Spin you just give the wheel a whirl and see what you get! Who knows? You might even win up to 500 million gold! Pretty sweet, right? You'd be a high roller for sure! Lucky Spin is in the shop until April 6th, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by soon if you wanna see if fortune favors you!

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05 Limited Quantity Item: Lively StrollEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Lively Stroll - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:25 pm

Wow! It's such a lovely day outside, wouldn't you say? Sun is shining, birds are all a-twitter -- it really seems like we've finally left the cold, dank winter behind us. Personally I think it's the absolutely perfect day for a nap. But, admittedly, I think every day is the perfect day for a nap. Cygnus actually went outside the shop, though! Said he found the weather "invigorating" and that he wanted to go for a walk outside. Which got me thinking! Perhaps it was time for...

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A Lively Stroll! I mean, sure. I didn't actually go outside. Instead I stayed in and crafted this beautiful recolor! Worth it, don't you think? You can pick it up now in La Victoire, where it'll be available until April 13th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. If you happen to be strollin' on by the shop, maybe you oughta drop in!

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05 Project NPC Apprentice: Double chances of finding a ticket!Edit

  • Topic Project NPC Apprentice: Double chances of finding a ticket! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:41 pm

Huh -- I guess Cygnus is a little more eager to get out of work than I originally expected. Pretty sure I saw him sneaking some extra Emerald Tickets into some of these bags! It looks like from now until it leaves the shop tonight, 11:59pm EST, you'll have double the chance of finding a rare ticket inside Project NPC Apprentice!


With Project NPC Apprentice you could win up to 1 billion gold or amazing items like Azrael's Wings, Kanoko's Nightmares, or even an Angelic Halo. But that's not even the best part! I've also tucked away a few rare Emerald Tickets. These tickets are super, duper special -- redeeming a ticket allows you to become an apprentice in the store of your choice for a month! You'll get special art provided by a talented Gaian artist, a cool new achievement, and one billion gold as a gift for helping out! Don't worry, we promise not to work you too hard. Just make sure you visit the Project NPC Apprentice forums to read all the rules, regulations, and the FAQ! So, anyone out there interested in padding their resume a little? Drop by La Victoire and check out Project NPC Apprentice! It'll be in the shop until April 5th, 11:59 PM EST. I can't wait to see who wins!

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05 Lucky Spin Bundles now available at 20% off!Edit

  • Topic Lucky Spin Bundles now available at 20% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:17 pm

Darn! I thought I was finally going to be able to successfully hypnotize Cygnus once and for all. I caught him staring at the roulette wheel earlier as if in a trance, but it turned out he was just "so bored [he] was catatonic" or something along those lines. I don't know, I kind of tune him out when he gets into those kinds of moods. Well, no harm in trying, right? And there certainly isn't any harm in you trying our fabulous Lucky Spin, especially since it's 20% off until April 5th, 11:59 PM EST!


With Lucky Spin you just give the wheel a whirl and see what you get! Who knows? You might even win up to 500 million gold! Pretty sweet, right? You'd be a high roller for sure! Lucky Spin is in the shop until April 6th, 11:59 PM EST, so drop by soon if you wanna see if fortune favors you!

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05 Limited Quantity Item: Standby RoundaboutEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Standby Roundabout - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Apr 05, 2014 4:00 pm

Hmph! This guy thinks he's super tough. Who does he think he's really winning over with his awesome flashy style and impressive biceps? Whatever! I've got muscles to flex! I'm cool! I mean -- hang on, hang on. Wait. I gotta get into position. Okay, give me a sec, and... There! See? See that bulging bicep? You totally do, right? ... Right? Sigh. I guess not. Try as I might, I guess this new fella might be just slightly more impressive than me in the "tough guy" department. I mean, just lookit him!

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Standby Roundabout doesn't take guff from no one. Even if I don't necessarily like him, I guess I gotta respect him a little. His stylish ensemble is available now in La Victoire and will be on sale until April 14th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. Drop by soon before he gets even angrier!

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05 Workshop Shelby now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Workshop Shelby now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:00 pm

Spring's officially here and you all know what that means, don't you? Fun, springtime-y colors! Man, I'm feelin' dainty and fresh as a wee little posy swimming on a bed of sunshine! Why? 'Cause that's how this adorable new recolor makes me feel! Just see for yourself if you don't believe me:

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Workshop Shelby looks like she ought to be cheerfully skipping through a meadow full of bright flowers! But, instead, she's up on our shelves, lookin' cute as a gosh darn button. Frankly, I think it's the better alternative! You can try on this colorful ensemble right here in La Victoire, where it'll be on sale until April 11th, 11:59 PM EST, along with the equally lovely Workshop Flora Bundle with the original and previous recolor. Hope to see you there soon!

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05 Luxurious Diana now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Luxurious Diana now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:00 pm

Cygnus: All right. Uh -- hi, Gaians. I guess you could say I'm a man on a mission today. Mostly because I heard Jet refer to me as an "irascible sulk monkey" in conversation the other day. To be honest, I'm kind of surprised he knows some words I don't. So after I looked 'em up in the dictionary and realized he was kind of digging at me, I... Y'know. Got annoyed. I toyed with a few ideas to have my revenge but I figured the best way to do it was to show him I'm not irascible, or sulking, or a monkey. So, uh. I guess what I chose to do was... Well, here, lemme show you:

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See? I made it bright, and colorful. That'll show Jet... Right? Hmm. Maybe I should've thought this through a little more. I mean, Luxurious Diana looks great. I'm not worried about that. I'm just not sure Jet is going to notice. Ugh. You know what? Nevermind. I'm just going to go in my room and lie down and -- and NOT sulk. Maybe. I don't know. Um. Anyway, I did work really hard on this particular piece -- bright colors are not normally my thing -- so if you wanna check it out, it'll be in the shop until April 11th, 11:59 PM EST. Just don't bug me. I'm in a pretty bad mood right now.

But I'm still not irascible!

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05 Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get 5% off of Gaia Cash until 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: admin Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:03 pm

The weekend is here at long last, Gaians! I hope you have lots of fun, exciting activities planned. To celebrate our lovely Saturday, we're having a 5% off sale on Gaia Cash until April 5th, 11:59 PM EST! Hope everyone enjoys!

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05 Project NPC Apprentice leaves La Victoire soon!Edit

  • Topic Project NPC Apprentice leaves La Victoire soon! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:45 pm

Alas alack, it looks like our little hiring fair is almost at an end! If you're interested in helping out in one of Gaia's many shops, you ought to be aware that your opportunity may soon pass you by! Of course, there's still time to pick up Project NPC Apprentice if you'd like to give it your best shot. Especially now that you've got double chances of finding an Emerald Ticket!


With Project NPC Apprentice you could win up to 1 billion gold or amazing items like Azrael's Wings, Kanoko's Nightmares, or even an Angelic Halo. But that's not even the best part! I've also tucked away a few rare Emerald Tickets. These tickets are super, duper special -- redeeming a ticket allows you to become an apprentice in the store of your choice for a month! You'll get special art provided by a talented Gaian artist, a cool new achievement, and one billion gold as a gift for helping out! Don't worry, we promise not to work you too hard. Just make sure you visit the Project NPC Apprentice forums to read all the rules, regulations, and the FAQ! So, anyone out there interested in padding their resume a little? Drop by La Victoire and check out Project NPC Apprentice! It'll be in the shop until April 5th, 11:59 PM EST. I can't wait to see who wins!

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06 Gaia Cash sale extended until 2:59 AM EST!Edit

  • Topic Gaia Cash sale extended until 2:59 AM EST! - Posted: admin Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:44 pm

Hello, everyone! We hope you've been enjoying our little sale on Gaia Cash. And we have some happy news! We've decided to extend the sale until April 6th, 2:59 AM EST. That means you'll have some extra time to grab Gaia Cash at 5% off! Thanks so much, and have a great night Gaians!

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06 Limited Quantity Item: Maisy Lovely Light LocksEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Maisy Lovely Light Locks - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Apr 06, 2014 3:41 am

My locks! My locks, my locks, my locks! My lovely Maisy locks! Check it out! Oop, sorry, I've had that song stuck in my head all day and it's driving me nuts. But I can't help it! These new wigs are just so darn amazing I just feel compelled to sing about 'em! I mean, sure. Hair doesn't normally put one in a musical mood. I never pretended to be your normal, everyday star kitten, folks. My eccentricities are what makes me special! And these new hairstyles are almost as special as I am, I'd wager:

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These wonderful, glistening men are modeling the latest version of the popular Maisy Lovely Locks, the brand new Maisy Lovely Light Locks! They're available now in La Victoire, and will be on sale until April 15th, 11:59 PM EST or until they sell out! Drop by soon and give 'em a try, why don'tcha? Who knows? Maybe it'll bring out the music in you!

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06 Cutie Catcher back in La Victoire with bundles 30% off!Edit

  • Topic Cutie Catcher back in La Victoire with bundles 30% off! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:34 am

Okay guys, I think I've figured it out. The Cutie Catcher gets its amazing prophecy powers from a central demonic core, placed there by Beelzebub himself. What proof do I have? Well... None, admittedly. But I'm almost positive! That means Rina must be in cahoots with the forces of evil. I knew it! I always suspected she was a little too sweet and nice for her own good! Oh wait, hang on. Cygnus is giving me a funny look. He's insisting that the Cutie Catcher is just a normal piece of paper, and that I'm just "falling victim to my overactive imagination" -- as if! Well, there is one thing I know for certain. This Cutie Catcher is, in fact, full of amazing prizes! Here, see for yourself:


With Cutie Catcher you just pick your color and learn your fortune! Not only that, but you also get to choose whether you want a hefty bag of gold -- you could even win up to one billion gold! -- or fabulous items like Bound Warlock or an Angelic Halo! And, of course, you'll discover the many mysteries of your future... And to make things extra special, we're offering bundles of Cutie Catcher at a whopping 30% discount! Be sure to check it out by tonight, April 6th, 11:59pm EST when this amazing piece of complex machinery leaves La Victoire! See you around, Gaians!

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06 Limited Quantity: The Legend of Castle Town by Castle TownEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity: The Legend of Castle Town by Castle Town - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:03 pm

Great news, Gaians! It seems that our second Limited Quantity Item set designed by a user has arrived! Let's all give a big shout out to the lovely Castle Town for coming up with today's fabulous offering. And boy, it's a real winner! Full of wonderful wigs and exciting eyes, this set is perfect for anyone lookin' to create their own Legend! Legend of what? Well, I guess that's your choice. Let's take a look, shall we?

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The Legend of Castle Town will no doubt inspire some of you to go on epic quests to save princesses, or maybe even cause you to shout "Gee gee gee gee, baby baby!" Don't ask me why it might do either of those things, I just think it will. It's available now in La Victoire, and will be on sale until April 19th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. Again, thanks so much to Castle Town for designing this great item! See ya at the shop, everyone!

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06 5% off Gaia Cash until 2:59 AM EST!Edit

  • Topic 5% off Gaia Cash until 2:59 AM EST! - Posted: admin Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:19 pm

Hello, Gaians! I've got some great news: we're having a sale on Gaia Cash until 2:59 AM EST tonight! That means it's time to grab Gaia Cash at a spiffy 5% discount! We hope you enjoy the offer and take advantage of it, have a great night everyone!

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06 Make It Rain back in La Victoire, bundles at a 30% discount!Edit

  • Topic Make It Rain back in La Victoire, bundles at a 30% discount! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:29 pm

Anyone else hear that loud clanging sound? Like rain falling on a tin roof, if rain were made out of a particular, shiny metal. Let me just take a peek outside and -- yikes! Wow, almost got clocked in the head with a coin just now! Looks like it's hailing pure gold, folks! My guess is Make It Rain is back with a vengeance! A wonderful, wonderful vengeance. Especially since it seems like bundles of Make It Rain are 30% off!

With Make It Rain it's easy to be literally showered with gold! Simply open one up and see what kind of weather you get. Clear skies? Less gold. But if you're lucky you might earn yourself a hurricane of up to one billion gold! That's a rainy season I can get behind, even if I don't like getting wet! Just bring an umbrella -- I know those gold pieces landing on your head can hurt a little. Make It Rain will be in the shop until April 7th, 11:59 PM EST, so be sure to drop by soon and check it out!

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07 Win an amazing prize or tons of gold with Fairy Tales!Edit

  • Topic Win an amazing prize or tons of gold with Fairy Tales! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:25 am

Huh. Y'know, I found a whole bunch of musty old books in our cellar a little while ago, and reading them over I'm... Kind of confused? I think they're old fairy tales, but if I'm being perfectly honest I don't remember any tale I ever read being quite like these! Are these like weird knockoff fairy tales? Do those exist, even? What the heck is going on here? And how did they even end up in my cellar to begin with? ... In fact, when did we get a cellar? This is all looking mighty suspicious, guys. But I will say there is one cool thing about these books: each one is bookmarked with prizes, just like the ones you see here!

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Fairy Tale might be kind of a weird story, but the rewards it contains are no joke! Read your fable and you'll be rewarded with a marvelous choice: choose items and you could win fabulous sets like Nefarious Queen of Solair or Hook's Cruelty, choose gold and you could win up to one billion gold! Now that's what I call a happy ending. Check it out now in La Victoire, where it'll be in the shop until April 8th, 11:59 PM EST. Just avoid houses made of candy along the way!

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07 Her Duplicity now available in La Victoire!Edit

  • Topic Her Duplicity now available in La Victoire! - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:18 pm

Looks like we've got a real femme fatale on our hands today, folks! This brand new recolor is one feisty lookin' gal, but with getaway sticks like those, well... How could I say no? She's truly the cat's meow! Literally! Because I'm meowing over her. Get it? Eh, you will eventually. Anyway, I totally stumbled across this website full of slang from the 1920s and I'm trying to inject it into pretty much every conversation I have. Whaddayah guys think? I'm real subtle about it. But this lady here? She ain't subtle! Her bright colors are nothing if not eye-catching. Fix your peepers on this, folks!

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Her Duplicity is one swanky lookin' dame, I'll give her that! A real doll! She's got the spiffiest glad rags I ever did see! You can try on her lovely clothes right here in La Victoire, where they'll be on sale until April 13th, 11:59 PM EST. Or, if you're interested, you can pick up this recolor, the original, and another recolor in the nifty Her Darkness Bundle, which leaves the shop at the same time! Why not drop by and check 'em out? We're totally copacetic!

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07 Limited Quantity Item: Cuivre DropsEdit

  • Topic Limited Quantity Item: Cuivre Drops - Posted: [NPC] Jet & Cygnus Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:05 pm

Ah, man! Just laying eyes on this item puts me in such a great mood. It's so colorful! So bright! So elegant! It makes me feel all bright and bubbly just lookin' at it. And isn't that what a good item should do? Nay: a great item, I'd wager! Here, you guys wanna feel as awesome as I do? Then just take a gander for yourself!

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The lovely Cuivre Drops is all regal refinement, but in colors absolutely perfect for this cheerful season! It's available now in La Victoire, where it'll be on sale until April 16th, 11:59 PM EST or until it sells out. Why not swing by the shop and give it a closer look? The details on this one really merit a close inspection, believe me! See ya real soon, okay?

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07 Get April's AC for 30% off until April 8th, 11:59 PM EST!Edit

  • Topic Get April's AC for 30% off until April 8th, 11:59 PM EST! - Posted: [NPC] Ivan Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:39 pm

Amazing news, Gaians! It appears that I've received a 30% refund on my latest tax filing—I submit them on a weekly basis, you see, as I do so enjoy filling out all the paperwork—and so I've decided to pass those amazing savings on to you! Since I'm currently loaded down with precious green, I'm offering April's Advance Chance at a 30% discount until April 8, 11:59 PM EST!

What will the next CI be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with the April Advance Chance. On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.


I've given this one a quite thorough shaking and I can tell by the rattling I'm hearing inside that there have been a few interesting changes! It appears that some old items that have gone below a certain value have been removed to make way for other items, giving you a higher chance to receive new items! I also only see one Advance Chance box—I guess we're only having one Chance Item this month! And I must say, some of these boxes are rattling a little more loudly than others. My guess is that this month's Chance Item offers double prizes for getting to the victory stage! That means you'll receive two items for every victory instead of just one. Although I'm uncertain whether that is tax deductible or not, so be wary. Remember that this discount ends April 8, 11:59 PM EST! Enjoy your lovely week, everyone.

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07 Fairy Tales now available for 20% off!Edit